"Well, why am I so miserable?"

In a small single room, the weekend has a cigarette in his hand, and he keeps sighing in his mouth.

[Ding, lock the host, binding failed.] 】

In the midst of the smoke, a very nice but machine-like woman's voice suddenly sounded, startling the weekend boss.

"Who?"

No response!

[Ding, lock the host, bind failed again.] 】

The voice sounded again, and the content was almost unchanged.

Come on, play addicted to this?

So, on the weekend when I just got the interim report of brain cancer in the hospital and was in a very bad mood, I stood up and scolded angrily: "Ding Ding Ding, I will bite your uncle, who, come out and speak to Lao Tzu." ”

[Ding, lock the host, the third binding failed.] 】

Unexpectedly, the voice ignored him and continued to tinkle.

"Your uncle, don't let me find you. ”

I couldn't bear it anymore on the weekend, and I searched all over the room for the source of the tinkling sound.

[Ding, this system is in your mind, you can't find mine. 】

The voice finally responded, and there was a hint of playfulness in the machine.

Hearing this, he stopped on the weekend to look for someone who was not angry and said, "Ding, what the hell are you?"

[Ding, I'm a high-risk role-playing system, not a ghost!]

system, but also high-risk role-playing, this person is enchanted by reading novels, right?

"Ding, then why are you looking for me?"

I want to laugh on the weekend, this guy who speaks with a system prompt must want to laugh at him to death, so as to inherit the flowers he hasn't used up yet.

Hmph, don't think about it, besides, this also needs real-name verification, okay?

Today's liars, don't they go out without brains?

But after looking for a long time, I couldn't find the source of the sound on the weekend, and I couldn't help but secretly say that this fool or prankster who went out without a brain was superb. I didn't continue to look for it, and I was ready to cooperate with him to play a role-playing scene.

Anyway, he doesn't have many friends in this city, and he doesn't have much time to do, so he can't be interested in everything, and someone takes the initiative to tease him, so accept this kindness!

The doctor said, think more and do something happy, maybe you can live a few more days, maybe you can use up the rest of Huabei before you die!

[Ding, this system wants to bind you, and then release the task.] 】

The weekend mechanically replied: "Ding, what is the mission, saving the world or maintaining world peace?"

I don't know how powerful it sounds, at least it sounds so powerful.

[Ding, it's not so exaggerated, the low-level task is a novel series, and the author of the novel always writes the protagonist's parents to death, so that the original sacred parents have completely become disliked by everyone, and there are even shameful things such as parents sacrificing to the sky and boundless mana. Therefore, the system is ready to send you to change the fate of the protagonist's parents in the novel and correct the world's three views. 】

Is the idea so lofty?

On the weekend, he was in awe, and he felt that it was difficult to find a soulmate for thousands of miles and hated to see each other, and said: "Don't say it, I've long been unhappy with that group of brain-dead authors." Damn, the protagonist is a son, and his parents can't be his parents? I don't panic at every turn, so I think all the authors are orphans, I don't understand, how did their parents offend them? So that they write the protagonist's parents to death at every turn, is this thinking about no worries, wandering the world? How distorted is the psychology?

【Ding ......】

Covering his ears, he interrupted: "Although I am willing to cooperate with you, please speak well, don't move Ding, look at those brain-dead Dingding Ding system flow has disgusted me." ”

【......】

So, after a short silence in that voice, the lines finally changed, but ......

[Boom, the system is bound for the fourth time.] 】

Is there a big difference between the black lines on the weekend's face, ding and dong?

[Knock, binding failed.] 】

The black line on the weekend's face became heavier, and he protested: "I don't care about the rest, but can you not add a prompt tone before you speak?" Especially if you don't play prestige, I have to click on it to see the content, if you continue to do this, even if I don't suspect that you are an idiot, I will suspect that I am an idiot!"

【Dingdong ......】

The tone evolved to be.

I still don't bother to bother with the weekend.

【Dididi】

Seeing this, the voice changed, and the penguin message came.

However, the weekend continued to be ignored.

【Dodole】

The replacement continued, and Li Yiyang collapsed, this is the login prompt.

【Jingle Bell】

【Meow Meow】

Special meow, the voice of the small animal also came out.

"Stop, stop, I said you're such a naughty uncle and aunt, do you know?"

I couldn't stand it on the weekend, and my temper tantrums came.

[This system is used to it.] 】

The voice is still mechanical, and there is a hint of tsundere.

"If you continue to be so skinny, then I won't be able to play happily with you. ”

Anyway, continue to smoke on the weekend and ignore this thing called the system, who doesn't have a tsundere little mood?

【You win......】

The system gave in.

"That's right, and then what are you going to do?"

Only then did the weekend extinguish the cigarette and cooperate with the road.

[If the binding fails many times, the system feedback that the owner is in poor health, will implement forced binding, if the binding still fails, it will be saved, and the system needs to change the host. 】

The system doesn't ding-dong anymore.

"So realistic? Do you want to kill me by the way? Hmph, I don't want to play with you yet?" The corners of Weekend's mouth twitched, and he didn't bother to care, and said: "There is no need to check, except for the middle stage of brain damage, no, the middle stage of brain cancer, the rest are healthy, so if you want me to play with you, hurry up." ”

It's not right, you can survive for a while in the middle of cancer, so I changed my words on the weekend: "If you want me to play with you, just seize this time while I'm not dead." ”

[The system forcibly binds the host, and the binding progress is 1% 100.] 】

This system ignored the weekend whining and took it upon itself to order.

[Binding progress 10%100, progress 99%100!]

After progress 99, Tsundere's voice didn't move for a long time, and the weekend couldn't help but joke: "What, it's stuck?"

[Progress 100% 100, binding successful!]

Fortunately, the voice continued to sound.

The word success fell, and at the end of the week, I found that my body was enveloped by a force that seemed to be nothing, which was very amazing.

The weekend's heart was shaken, and his expression was unconcealable, wasn't it a liar or a prank?

Is this thing, which claims to be the parent system of the protagonist of the novel, true?

In this way, my brain cancer is saved. This wonderful feeling of creating something out of nothing cannot be faked in any way.

Then, you have to change your attitude to face it.

You know, when he was diagnosed with brain cancer, he had no expectations for the rest of his life, quit his job, and was ready to go home and die.

It took about ten seconds for the feeling to fade away.

[In the middle stage of brain damage, you can still save it, you don't need to change the host, the invincible system can help you cure your brain damage. 】

Sure enough, Weekend's eyes widened, his heart beat faster, and he asked dryly, "Really?"

Subsequently, he corrected unhappily: "It's brain cancer, brain cancer." ”

The system ignored the unhappiness of the weekend, and continued to say to himself: [As long as the master completes the tasks assigned by the system, he will receive relevant rewards, and some rewards can be exchanged for a miracle medicine to heal injuries and diseases. 】

Seeing a glimmer of hope, he didn't bother to care about word games anymore on the weekend that was like a life-saving straw, and hurriedly asked, "Then what should I do?"

[Please take over the task!]

Weekend was dumbfounded, and said, "Do you want me to take a bag and continue?"

[No, the system forgot, the task information will automatically appear in the owner's mind.] 】

I want to hit the wall on the weekend, and I keep complaining in my heart, so you say a fart!

He was a little worried, can this task assigned by the system without a brain still have a brain?

Before he could think about it, a message and a picture appeared in his mind.

"Low-level Simple Tasks, Novel Series, Become a Fantasy Novel ...... in Seven Points"

Before I finished reading it on the weekend, I already said with a disgusted and solemn face: "System, I ask for a different type!"

【Why?】

The system is puzzled.

Weekend complained: "Don't you think that most of the current online novels are too exaggerated and too brain-dead? No, I insist on changing to Gu Long Jin Yong's novels, theirs with a bit of intelligence. ”

【......】

Seeing that the system was silent, the weekend continued: "Otherwise, just change the book called "Uncle Nine Take Me", this guy writes well, but the update is slow, and his parents who suddenly disappeared have not met the protagonist yet, but this guy writes the protagonist's parents quite differently, the sentence 'If this fate is still unfair to my son, then use my two lives to protect it to the end.'" 'It's so shocking, it's really a rare stream of fresh water in modern online literature, isn't it?"

The system seems to have searched for the contents of the book, and it took a while to answer.

[No, and the parents of the protagonist of this book are not dead, not poisonous, and can't go.] 】

Only then did he understand the meaning of the system, and said with a sluggish expression: "Feelings, do you want me to go to Shennong to taste a hundred herbs and specifically test poison and detoxify?" I said, can't you think about the fragile mind of the next cancer patient?"

[Yes, at present, your level is not enough, and you can only get the permission to change books after the master has completed a certain number of tasks.] 】

"Why do you want to poison me, it's inhuman......"

The system came up with a killer feature.

[Master, do you still want to cure your brains?]

PS: I'm tired of seeing the purely mechanized system of Ding Ding Ding, right?How about a semi-intelligent humanization?In addition, this book has been signed, and when the state is changed, you can invest, but don't chase it, no one knows what will happen in the future, as the author, you have to think about it, for the sake of everyone, for fear that the big guy will waste money. In addition, you can invest in another work that I have just signed a contract and has not changed its state, "Farming in the World of Cultivating Immortals"