"Xiao Ming, it's time to sleep! Xiao Ming, it's time to sleep! Xiao Ming, it's time to sleep! "At eleven or twelve o'clock in the night, a mobile phone on the computer desk suddenly rang.

"Smack!" Suddenly sitting in front of the computer desk, the young man with heavy dark circles slapped on the broken mobile phone that was so cheap that it was only a few hundred yuan, and smashed the mobile phone.

"MD Lao Tzu is almost past the two princes, what are you making trouble here!?" Because he was almost killed by the BOSS, he was teleported by the BOSS because of the alarm clock on his mobile phone, and he was killed with a knife!

"I'm going to beat this damn twin princes, I'm going to prove it to those souls who laugh at me for being crippled, and I can pass the black soul!" Throwing the corpse of the poor phone in the trash, he continued to start the arduous journey of toppling the boss of the two princes.

This person's name is Lu Ming, his nickname is Xiao Ming, and he is known as the ignorant little prince. Active in major math problems, hated by the majority of students, of course, this is just a joke.

Lu Ming, male, 25 years old, graduated from university, and his occupation is squatting at home. Because I didn't do my job in college, I went to class all day and didn't have a girlfriend. Except for a few friends who have already started working, there are almost no friends.

Two weeks ago, because he wanted to pull a few bad friends to open a black CF, they flashed his face with a couple flashbang, and finally he was ridiculed for being a handicap. He couldn't bear it, and made a bet with a few bad friends, as long as he could get through the Black Soul Three without modifiers, the bad friends had to introduce him to a girlfriend. The result is naturally all kinds of dead and dead, dead and dead, alive and dead.

However, relying on his obsession with his girlfriend, he relied on the method of dragging the corpse to forcibly increase the attribute points and hit the two princes. And then it was stuck all day.

"Damn it! Kneel again! No matter what, for the girlfriend who has never met in the future, come again! Because he didn't rest all day, Lu Xiaoming was already in a very tired state at this time. But for the sake of his girlfriend, he decided to fight!

So once again, he died under the sword of the two princes, and once again ran up the corpse.

"Damn the twin princes, Lao Tzu Lu Ming is back again!" As soon as he manipulated the character into the White Mist Gate, Xiao Ming screamed strangely, carried a shield, held a sword, and pounced on the first form of the two princes, the eldest prince.

Watching himself roll around under the sword of the eldest prince on the computer screen, Lu Ming was so nervous that his face was covered in sweat. After several minutes, he finally managed to roll around under the eldest prince's sword, and with a single slash from time to time, he finally cut the eldest prince to death.

During the cutscene, Lu Ming relaxed his fingers, preparing to fight against the second form of the two princes, the eldest prince who was carrying his younger brother on his back.

But when he was about to challenge the eldest prince who was carrying his younger brother again, his computer suddenly crashed.

At this time, his anger can be imagined.

"Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe" Lu Ming smiled stupidly, and then smashed his fist on the computer keyboard.

"Cao, your uncle! Lao Tzu is in a full state! It's full! Why? Why!? He was so tired that after yelling a few times, he collapsed on the computer desk, crying and losing consciousness.

Within days, newspapers and news throughout the city were popping up with the following headline: "A man died suddenly from fatigue from playing a game. Experts call on true love to stay away from WOW."

Seeing this news, Lu Ming's friends didn't know whether to laugh or be sad for Lu Ming. They didn't investigate at all, so they kicked the charge to WOW. Even if you say lol, it's fine! WOW has been talking about it for more than ten years! ――

"Where is this?" Lu Ming, who was originally playing a game, woke up in a forest, looked at the woods around him where there was no one, and Lu Ming pinched his thigh fiercely.

"Whoa~ Pain, pain, pain, pain." Obviously pinched, he screamed strangely, and scared the birds in the woods away.

"Could it be that I crossed over?" When rubbing the pinched and painful thighs, Lu Ming found that the clothes on his body were not the one he was wearing, but a tattered and rotten robe, a bit like the kind worn by the geist in the black soul he played with before he died.

Looking at the clothes on his body, Lu Ming was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

"Hahahahaha~~ Finally, there is finally an eyeless crossing god who stepped on the air!!" Realizing that he had probably crossed over, he burst out laughing, and frightened the birds in the woods that had just fallen back into the trees flew up again, and there was a burst of bird chirping.

For a squatting at home like him, whose father doesn't love his mother and doesn't love him, and is urged to find a partner all day long, but he can't find it when he dies, crossing is a good thing. After all, the girls in the other world are basically blind, and as long as they are traversers, they will stalk people to marry them. It's a little exciting to think about it now!

However, suddenly he remembered that the game he had played before crossing was Black Souls: "Wait!! I used to play Black Souls, and according to what is written in various time-traveling novels, I should have traveled to the world of Black Souls now? ”

"No!!! I don't want to spread the fire!!!! Lu Ming, who had thought about the facts clearly, pounced, knelt on a thick grass, and shouted at the sky.

Black Soul is a shake M game, even a small monster in it can abuse the player dozens of times, if the world he crosses is really a black soul, it is estimated that with his physical fitness in this house, he may not even be able to beat an ordinary wandering soul, not to mention a single Wang, Sima Gang smashed the light, and the big crab.

"Weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons" Knowing what kind of game Black Souls was, he immediately looked around him for something to defend himself from, so as not to suddenly jump out of a geist to send him back to his hometown.

Unfortunately, he found nothing but a wooden stick that he didn't know what it was. Moreover, how does this situation look like the situation at the beginning of a certain poisoned milk game?

This inexplicable sense of déjà vu made Lu Ming relax slightly.

After all, poisoned milk powder is better than black souls, right?

Although a few years ago he also played poisoned milk powder for a while, from A1 to the later Heavenly Realm, he is also a veteran with a full level number, although he was pressed to the ground by the teacher who also played the game and quit the game world, he wanted to become a teacher who played on the ground according to his own students.

But the difficulty of poisoned milk powder and black soul is simply heaven and earth, although the difficulty of poisoned milk powder A1-A2 is very difficult, but compared to the black soul who was backstabbed by a mob at every turn, it can be said that it is unparalleled in mowing grass.

Compared to those weak goblins, the geyers and geist knights are really terrifying!

"Selia! I'm coming!! Oops~" Thinking of the cute girl, Lu Ming began to run in the direction of a relatively sparse tree in the woods, but one accidentally fell and the dog gnawed on the mud.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts~Huh?" As soon as Lu Ming, who fell to the ground, wanted to get up, he saw a little brown rabbit in front of him, looking at him, as if he had never seen such a stupid person.

Ignoring the contempt from the little rabbit, Lu Ming grabbed it at once. Despite the poor rabbit's struggles, he took it in his arms and touched it with his hands: "This is, rabbit? It's so cute! ”

As the old saying goes, rabbits bite when they're in a hurry!

was touched by him for a while, and the rabbit always felt that his rabbit life was ruined, so he immediately made a decision and took a bite of Lu Ming's hand.

"Ah~~!!!!" After being bitten by a rabbit, he let out a scream, and then threw the little rabbit in his arms.

But what happened next was beyond his expectations.

I saw that the little rabbit was like a character in the game, kicking the tree with both feet and jumping back. There was also a faint fluorescence flashing in the small mouth, and when he saw the fluorescence, it reminded Lu Ming of the demonic beasts in the various novels he had read in the past.

Although Lu Ming is a family squat, but at this life-and-death time, Lu Ming gritted his teeth and rolled around, as if his game character was rolling left and right under the sword of the eldest prince, narrowly avoiding the attack of the little rabbit.

"Stinky bunny! Don't underestimate the ability of a traverser! Lu Ming picked up the wooden stick that he threw out because he fell, pointed at the little rabbit, screamed, and pounced: "Today's dinner is yours!" ”

Unfortunately, although he looked very brave at this time, when the little rabbit turned his head to look at him, he immediately turned his head and ran.

Because the magic prepared by the little rabbit has not yet been used, the fluorescence on the mouth is still there, and it is getting brighter and brighter.

"Huh~"

Lu Ming, who was running away, suddenly heard a very strange sound, and couldn't help but look back while running away.

As a result, he saw an ice pick the length of a little thumb shooting at him!

I don't know if it's because of the elevated adrenaline, or if it's the return of light before death, Lu Ming hit reflexively, and he knocked the ice pick out of the air.

Looking at the wooden stick in his hand with a hint of frost because of the flying ice picks and the little rabbit who obviously didn't expect this situation, Lu Ming showed a smile that he thought was terrifying but actually very funny, and walked towards the little rabbit that had been blindfolded step by step.

"Today's dinner, hehehe, you can't run! Uh-woo wow~! It's disgusting" Lu Ming's huge shadow shrouded the poor little rabbit, and in the desperate eyes of the little rabbit, his hand rose and fell, and the little rabbit was stoned to death at once.

It's just that the little rabbit's brain burst out, so he couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and he vomited so disgustingly.

"What did Master Pei say? In Pulp Dog, the most important thing to survive is food. It's just that Lu Ming, who was almost spitting out, said a few words to himself, and then glanced at the poor rabbit's corpse: "I think I'd better forget it"

Suddenly, at this very moment, a voice suddenly sounded from inside his tattered robe, startling him!

"Xiao Ming! It's time to sleep! Xiao Ming! It's time to sleep! Xiao Ming! It's time to sleep! ”

He hurriedly walked out of the torn robe and the phone that had been smashed by him, and saw the screen read: "Congratulations, you have obtained the achievement [First Hunting] and obtained the beginner newbie pack X1." Congratulations on completing the main quest: [Monster Hunter] and obtaining Skill Point X1."

"What the hell!!"