Next to the gate of Shenyang

"Brother Mo, this ..... Not okay? A man said, oh no, a woman said. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "What's so bad, it's perfect!" It's true. A playful figure of a man came. This is not Guo Zhengjie and Liu Mozhu, who else.

Why do you say it's a woman, last night, Liu Mozhu had been thinking about how to escape from Shenyang, and finally came up with a way to let a person pretend to be a pregnant woman and put the head in it, which is simply perfect!

Thinking of this, Liu Mozhu hurriedly bought a woman's clothes from the night market, as well as rouge, and finally created such a "perfect" man, no, woman!

Guo Zhengjie was resolutely opposed to this, he said that he would rather break out than be a woman, especially a pregnant woman, and finally Liu Mozhu used brotherhood to move Guo Zhengjie with reason, and finally succeeded in moving Guo Zhengjie.

As for why Liu Mozhu didn't become a woman, just kidding, not to mention how disgusting it is to be a woman, how disgusting it is to be a pregnant woman, the most important thing is to put a person's head in her stomach, I go, I panic when I think about it.

Liu Mozhu said to Guo Zhengjie: "Brother, your life and death depend on you, you must be a woman!" Guo Zhengjie only said one word: "Get out!" Speaking of this, Liu Mozhu couldn't help laughing to death anymore.

Guo Zhengjie became angry and said, "You can't go!" Speaking of this, Liu Mozhu immediately put away his smile and said, "Okay, you remember to put your steamed buns away, don't be seen that it's not your breast!" Speaking of this, Liu Mozhu laughed again. ”

When Liu Mozhu and Guo Zhengjie came to the city gate and lined up to go out of the city, they found that the front was indeed tightly checked, everything had to be checked, the boxes had to be opened, and everything had to be seen.

When it was Liu Mozhu's turn to be them, Liu Mozhu suddenly thought, I'll go, I'm still a wanted criminal, Cao. Liu Mozhu could only pray that this matter would be ignored for a long time.

The official saw Liu Mozhu holding something and shouted, "What is this?" Liu Mozhu said: "Big brother, this is the bag of rice." The official shouted: "Open it and take a look!" Liu Mozhu hesitated: "This ......"

When the official saw him here, he thought there was something, so he pushed Liu Mozhu away, tore open the rice bag at once, and the rice was scattered all over the ground. Liu Mozhu raised his head and said, "Big brother, let's go." ”

A leading official saw that he took out some money and said: "Brothers, they are also acting on orders, this money is with you, take it, let's go!" Liu Mozhu was surprised in his heart: This person actually gave back the money, although his mouth is very bad, but the person is not bad.

Liu Mozhu thought so in his heart, and said: "Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother!" Then he went out of town.

When they couldn't see Shenyang City, Liu Mozhu and Guo Zhengjie jumped up, and Liu Mozhu said: "Finally succeeded!" Ha ha! Guo Zhengjie took out the head wrapped in cloth, took out 2 big steamed buns, threw them to the ground, leaned against the tree, and said: "Finally come out, I'll go, it makes me sick to death." ”

Liu Mozhu said to Guo Zhengjie: "I didn't expect you to play a pregnant woman, haha, no one found out!" Guo Zhengjie ran over when he heard this, pressed him to the ground, and the two fought for a while, Liu Mozhu said: "Why don't you hurry up and hand over your head, he is in Liuzi Village." ”

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Stay in the village

"The client you are talking about is the madman Liu, Brother Mo!" Guo Zhengjie said, "Otherwise, do you think? Liu Mozhu said smoothly.

When Liu Mozhu and Guo Zhengjie came to the madman Liu's house again, the same desolation, the same chaos, when they entered the room, the madman Liu was still playing with dolls there, Liu Mozhu wanted to say: He doesn't need to eat, just this madman can cook, I guess the ghost doesn't believe it!

Liu Mozhu bowed to the madman Yang and said, "Mr. Yang, we came to see you." The madman Yang continued to play with the doll, Liu Mozhu threw his eyes at Guo Zhengjie, Guo Zhengjie understood in seconds, put the head on the table, and took off the cloth wrapped outside, revealing Yang Xing's frightened face.

At this time, the madman Yang You's movements, I saw him throw the doll to the ground, knelt on the ground, knelt to the table, touched Yang Xing's face and laughed maniacally: "You are finally dead!" Finally dead. He smiled at Liu Mozhu again: "He's dead, he's dead, haha!" Yang Xing is dead! ”

Suddenly, his face became hideous again, and he picked up Yang Xing's head and threw it on the ground and said, "You should die!" ”

After a while, suddenly the madman Yang sighed, and Liu Mozhu saw that his temperament was different from just now, and he became calm, as if nothing could shake him.

Liu Mozhu said tentatively: "Mr. Yang....." Mr. Yang looked at the desolation next to him and sighed and said, "Hey! It's all my fault! After saying that, Mr. Yang slapped the wall, and a dark grid came out, and Mr. Yang took out a box.

Liu Mozhu was immediately excited when he saw it, the reward was about to be issued, and it took so much effort just for him. Mr. Yang put the box on the table and said, "Everything comes from it, do you know what it is!" ”

Guo Zhengjie shook his head, Liu Mozhu also pretended to shake his head, and Mr. Yang said: "This is the jade seal fragment of Dahong!" ............