015 Babes (Part I)
[Intestinal waste]: 1 copper per month.
[Renal excretion]: 1 copper per month.
People, if you don't pull the stinky and don't shhhh
Normally, it would have suffocated, but the current situation is not normal.
Pan An fell into deep thought, pondering the question of people.
Money is not a problem, one copper per month, and the two will only contribute twenty yuan a month.
Pan An knew very well that he could sell it at this price, not because it was worth this price, but because the lowest monetary unit was one copper.
This monthly monthly copper may be due to the fact that he is an adult, a growing person, and has potential for development in the future.
Perhaps, next month, my own ...... Well, the price of those things has gone up!
Of course, the question now is not a matter of twenty dollars, but whether to sell this!
Pan An has had the experience of emptiness, so he is instinctively reluctant to sell his things.
This mainly refers to memory and ability, and Pan An is not so nostalgic for some things that he should throw away, such as hair.
The summer in Rongcheng is very uncomfortable, especially when the weather is hot recently, and the number of times I go to the toilet is more frequent.
And because Pan An himself eats high-fat and high-protein food every day, he is still the kind of ruthless person who forces himself to eat two large bowls of rice with fatty meat for lunch, so he will go to the toilet at a fixed time every morning.
Going to the toilet is not too troublesome, but now there is an operation that can save this trouble, and Pan An is a little moved when he looks at it.
It's like a fairy, so you don't have to worry about going to the toilet.
If you don't go to the toilet, you can save even a roll or two of toilet paper at home.
If you don't go to the toilet, you will have more time to study in the bookstore and you won't have to go to the toilet to delay your inspiration.
Also, you won't be woken up by urine in the morning.
Although there are some worries about how the system takes away those things, this system can even strip its own memories at a fixed point, so it is not difficult to take away the things that belong to the material.
I don't feel anything when I sell my hair, and I don't have to worry about it disappearing even if I'm hiding under the covers, so I don't have to worry about anything superfluous.
It should be like digesting food, and those things that cannot be digested are quietly entering another dimension.
Pan An is not worried about how those things will be taken away, but what will happen if he does not use the functions that humans should have!
This is a serious matter!
Use it in and out, your stomach and intestines will not be affected, but the muscle door plug that releases the stinky will definitely be affected, and that thing is usually closed!
If it doesn't open for a month or even a year, will it still be used in the future?
And Gou Gou that thing, if it doesn't drain for a year, is it really okay?
It's embarrassing, it's very difficult.
Pan An really wanted this kind of ability similar to that of an immortal, but he was worried that he was not an immortal, what if the functions of those two places were abolished in the future?
At this time, Pan An regretted even more that he had little reading and no education.
If you read more and have a higher level of education, can you still not understand this kind of small problem?!
But it doesn't matter, I am surrounded by college students from this country, real intellectuals!
Pan An doesn't go home to play games because there are no college students at home!
"Li Guangrong, I want to ask you something. Pan An looked around, he was sitting in a high-end area, which belonged to a place with fewer seats, and the people around him were not interested in hitting people and machines, so there was only Li Guangrong on the side.
Li Guangrong was watching a movie, and after hearing it, he didn't care and said, "What's the matter?"
Because of his lack of culture, Pan An is not good at organizing words to express his true thoughts, and what he wants to ask is: what serious consequences will be induced by the long-term closed and adhesive state of the terminal outlet of the digestive tract without considering the intestinal accumulation.
Seeing that there was no one else around, Pan An whispered: "You said that if this person doesn't go to the toilet for many days, what will happen?"
Li Guangrong heard that this was the problem, and after turning his head to look at Pan An, he smiled slightly, leaned closer and whispered, "I know, you are sick, right?"
"Sick?" Pan An looked puzzled, he was in good health.
It should be Li Guangrong who misunderstood, and Pan An couldn't explain the matter of the system, so he shook his head, "No, I have a friend who hasn't been to the toilet for a few days, so he asked me about it, and the relationship is not very good, so I just ask." ”
Make friends out of nothing!
A friend of mine!
Li Guangrong is sure that this is Pan An's own business, and generally when everyone asks some questions that are not easy to speak, they will start with "a friend of mine".
"I know, I know. Li Guangrong nodded with a clear expression, and then said with emotion: "Don't worry, it's hemorrhoids, right? This is not a serious disease, my neighbor's child just got this, and it was easily cured. ”
The first time Pan An heard this idiom, he may have heard it before, but even if he heard it, he sold it.
Now hearing this word of ten men and nine hemorrhoids, Pan An subconsciously thinks that it is an idiom, and it is a universal factual argument.
"What are hemorrhoids?" Pan An listened to for a long time, but he still didn't know what hemorrhoids were.
His previous normal understanding of the world has been sold, and he has not watched TV for half a year, and of course he does not know what hemorrhoids are.
Li Guangrong saw that Pan An refused to admit it, so he said helplessly: "There are many kinds of hemorrhoids, roughly because there is a ball of meat in the **, and when the ** is the case, both sides of the butt will be dirty, and it can't be pulled out." ”
Pan An was shocked, not shocked by such disgusting words, but shocked by the college student in front of him, this kind of vulgar words actually came out of the mouth of a college student?!
Can't you explain it in a more elegant way!
Pan An didn't have this disease, but out of curiosity, he casually said: "Ten men and nine hemorrhoids, then women won't get this, right?"
"How can it be! Ten out of ten girls can, this is a common condition, it is normal for women to have this, almost 100%!" Li Guangrong exaggerated a little and expressed his understanding.
A first-year freshman in the Department of Civil Engineering, a doctor who knows a fart!
Pan An was a little unconvinced, "I don't believe it, you're talking nonsense, right?"
Pan An doesn't believe in college students so much.
I didn't believe in college students before, after all, he was surrounded by some unobtrusive college students, but Pan An still believed that these college students who could be admitted to the university were genuine.
But now, Pan An doesn't believe much of what they say.
Li Guangrong saw that Pan An doubted himself, and said unconvinced: "Who lied to you! Women look beautiful from the outside, who knows what they look like inside! Moreover, local women like to eat spicy food, and the probability of getting hemorrhoids is far higher than that of other places, for example, the proprietress of this Internet café, don't you see that when she usually walks, she twists and twists? It must be uncomfortable!"
Pan An was about to say something, when suddenly there was a gurgling sound in his ears, which was the sound of high-heeled boots walking quickly on the tiles......