It's fucking cool to see the protagonist die! - by Mona

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"Wow!" Mitchell screamed and opened her eyes and sat up from the floor. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The girl touched her body in a panic, as if she was checking her body.

"Hmm...... I'm not dead? Mitchell looked around blankly.

Mitchell finds herself standing in the middle of an empty plaza with a huge pillar of light reaching into the sky above her, surrounded by the ruins of a huge city and a sea of people!

Very many people!

Mitchell has never seen so many people!

It's a deserted city ruins, but it's full of people. And those people were men and women, and they were dressed differently. Some people are setting up stalls, some are wearing leather armor and weapons, and some look like adventurers, but many more are standing in the square and chatting.

Mitchell couldn't understand the language of those people. But what worries Mitchell the most is that each of them has a green sign floating on their heads, and there is some text on the sign......

Who are these people? Where am I?

The scene in front of her was so impactful that Mitchell was directly stunned.

At this moment, a light suddenly flashed next to Mitchell, and then a teenager wearing only a pair of underwear suddenly appeared.

The onlookers around pointed to the boy who had suddenly appeared, laughing, and saying something in a language that Mitchell didn't understand. The boy who suddenly appeared seemed to know the other people around him, laughing and cursing, and tapped a few times in the void......

Suddenly! A rudimentary linen coat appeared on the boy's body.

The dressed teenager glanced at Mitchell curiously, and then said something to Mitchell. The boy's expression looked enthusiastic, but Mitchell couldn't understand what he was saying.

Mitchell stared blankly at the boy who suddenly appeared. At that moment, another person suddenly appeared from the pillar of light!

The person who appeared this time was wearing clothes.

Suddenly, Mitchell seems to understand something!

"Is this the kingdom of God?"

Mitchell glanced up at the sunny sky, quickly knelt down, and began to pray to Mother Earth.

"O merciful Mother Earth, you are the Mother of all things, the origin of the world, the origin of all things...... "Mitchell knelt on the ground, praying reverently.

Looking at Mitchell in prayer, the people around her seemed surprised.

Mitchell, in earnest prayer, didn't notice everything around her. Suddenly! Mitchell seemed to feel a great gaze......

This is!

Divine grace!?

Mother Earth has answered my prayers!

For pastors, this is undoubtedly a very exciting thing.

Mitchell prayed earnestly, listening to the teachings of the gods......

Just as Mitchell was listening to the teachings of the gods, suddenly a huge force came, throwing Mitchell out of the pillar of light!

"Wow! ~" Mitchell screamed, flew directly out of the pillar of light, and kissed her face directly to the ground.

It looked miserable, but Mitchell noticed that she didn't seem to be in a lot of pain.

Well...... It's probably because I'm dead.

Mitchell got up and couldn't help but reach out and touch the pillar of light behind her. I found that I could not re-enter the pillar of light after leaving the pillar of light.

Suddenly, Mitchell seemed to remember something, quickly knelt down, and continued to pray......

The priest in prayer is like a signal antenna, connecting the gods with the present world.

Soon, Mitchell heard Mother Earth again.

A short time later, Mitchell opened her eyes again.

At this moment, the aura on Mitchell's body has changed. The originally weak midshipman exuded an indescribable majesty!

Mitchell looked around her. At this time, there is no confusion in the girl's eyes!

"May the blessings of the earth be all over this world!"

The girl raised her head and walked in one direction with a determined step.

With the girl's steps, the crowd around them retreated to both sides as if they had been squeezed open by an invisible wall.

Everyone looked at the girl with surprised eyes, as if they didn't understand what was happening.

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Green opened his eyes and stared blankly at the landscape in front of him.

Ruins, squares, pillars of light, and ...... Players who set up a stall outside the respawn point.

This is the eternal scenery of the novice village in the game "Io World".

"Sure enough...... When the Lost Child dies, he will be resurrected at the respawn point in the 'Dungeon World'! ”

After learning about the circumstances of Mitchell's death from Shakia, Green has some guesses about what happened after his death. But when he found out that his guess had come true, Green still felt very delicate.

It's been two years since the time travel, and Green is pretty convinced that the world is real, not just a game. So......

How do you explain the scenery in front of you?

"Holy! Hero, how did you do it!? Suddenly, an excited male voice rang in Green's ear.

The other party spoke Chinese, and Green could understand it.

It's a nostalgic language.

Green turned his head and looked to the side.

Green's current location is the resurrection point in the Newbie Village, and next to Green, a male player who has just been resurrected is looking at Green with a shocked face.

Green glanced at the green business card above the male player's head.

"Lazy de impermanence"? It's really a player-style ID.

Green doesn't have any memories of this player in his head, so he reckons that he is just a normal player.

This is an ordinary-looking youth. Maybe it's because he's running naked, which makes him look a little obscene.

A streaking pervert!

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Well, in fact it's not the player's pot.

Since the "projection equipment" on the player's body can easily explode when they die, many players are respawned in a streaking state - just like the male player in front of them.

However, even if it is naked, the male player will keep the last pair of boxers, and the female player will keep a swimsuit. If Green is not mistaken, the male player's black boxer is still a "game store" panty rather than a "system default" white panties.

Well......

However, even if the player is wearing black underwear, this does not change the fact that the player is running naked.

At this time, the newly resurrected player was looking below Green with a shocked expression.

Well?

Mine below?

Green stiffly turned his head and looked underneath him.

Greene: "......"

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Yes...... By the way, before I died, my equipment had been blown up by a large crack spell.

Green suddenly felt that the whole person was not good!

"Hero, how did you take off that pair of panties?" The player excitedly asks Green, "I've tried a lot of things!" In the end, I couldn't take off that pair of underwear, it was like it was growing on my body. ”

Green assumed the pose of a contemplative: "...... Maybe I'm running into a bug. ”

"GOT A BUG?" The male player's eyes lit up, "Then hurry up and submit a bug to the system!" Maybe there's compensation! ”

"Oh? How do I file a bug? Green asked, trying to get more information from the player.

"Directly in the system, contact GM. It's just below the Marketplace option! "The male player didn't seem to notice anything wrong with Green.

Mall Options!? Green's pupils shrank slightly, and he couldn't care about the temptation anymore, and quickly opened the system interface.

The system is still the same and hasn't changed. There is no mall system, no friend system, no union social system, and no option to contact the GM......

"I must be using a fake system!" Green couldn't help but complain in his heart.

The system used by these players is clearly not the same as the one Green uses.

Green's system comes from a past life, and is an auxiliary program set up by Grimm himself in his previous life, and the system used by these "natural" time fans is derived from their creator, the Time Keeper.

The Lost Son of Time is the family of the Time Guardian and a natural believer of the Time Guardian. What makes Green care is why these junkies of time are so similar to players!?

Is this really just a game? I'm actually just an NPC with earthling's memories? Or rather, these players are actually ......

"But then again, why can't you see your ID? Doesn't the Rogue profession require a face towel to hide the ID? Could it be that you have a special hidden class? "Lazy and impermanent," he said, looking at the top of Green's head with a curious face.

Green doesn't have a business card on his head like the player, which makes a certain naked player a little curious.

"What are the rewards for submitting bugs to the GM?" Green continued to ask the player next to him for information.

"This ...... I don't know. Probably there will be some rewards for the mall point rolls. ”

Greene: "I'd rather get a cash prize. ”

"Cash? Oh, you mean gold coins? This should be unlikely, after all, the value of gold coins fluctuates quite a lot now. The streaking player replied without any thoughts, completely unaware that Green was playing a trick on himself, "Ah, oh no! We've got to get out of here, we can't stay in the resurrection point any longer, I don't want to have a butt back swing sand pose. ”

Hearing the words "lazy and impermanent", Green was stunned for a moment, quickly jumped up, and ran outside the resurrection point.

Players can stay in the respawn point for a limited amount of time, and will be forcibly kicked out of the respawn point after the time limit.

Green had just run halfway through when he suddenly felt a tremendous force coming from under his ass......

"Swift flight!" Without hesitation, Green unleashed a spell and barely managed to stabilize himself in mid-air, without kissing the earth with his face - Green did not believe in Mother Earth, so he did not like to kiss the earth with his face. (Mitchell: ??? ）

"I'm scared to death! The image is almost gone. Green stood firm outside the resurrection point.

After the resurrection point, there are more players watching Grimm around.

"Dude, where did you buy your panties? I didn't find mosaic panties in the mall! A muscular guy in a vest stepped forward and asked Green.

Mosaic panties!?

Green looked down at his lower body and instantly understood.

Long live harmony!

Mosaic Race High!

When he knew that there was a mosaic hanging on his lower body, Green instantly calmed down a lot, and his waist straightened.

"Mosaic panties?" The "lazy de impermanence" who had just come out of the resurrection point was stunned for a second, and then suddenly realized, "It turned out to be Marx's underwear!" How did I not think of that!? ”

"Marx panties?" A meaningful smile appeared on the face of the muscular brother, and he looked at "lazy de impermanence", and a wonderful atmosphere seemed to appear in the eyes of the two.

Ignoring the strange atmosphere between the two players behind him, Green began to check his gear and pockets.

Although all the equipment on Green's body exploded, the 16-space pocket that the fan of time brought was unharmed, and the potions inside were still there.

In addition to the potions, the "Magic Mirror Network" that became a treasure has always been placed in its own mental world, so it has not been affected by the Great Splitting Technique.

A backpack of potions, [Treasure] Magic Mirror Network, oh, by the way, and [Ancestral? Treasure] Little Yellow Book Mona. These three items are all of Green's current belongings!

It's all good stuff, but that doesn't change Green's current situation in a streaking state.

"I've run out of gear, Impermanence, do you have any spare clothes there?" Green turned his head and asked the player next to him.

"Nope!" Lazy de Impermanence (hereinafter referred to as "Impermanence") raised his thumbs to Green, "As a 'Windranger', I never care about clothes!" ”

God's Windranger!

Green turned his head and glanced at the ID above the player's head: "That...... Chaos 13, do you have any extra clothes there? Ordinary ones will do. ”

The player with the ID "Chaos 13" stared at Green's chest, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and suddenly assumed a posture of a bodybuilding coach showing off his muscles: "Do you think I'm going to cover my muscles with that garbage piece!?" ”

Green: "......", I see, the vest on your body is also a "mall brand panties"! Why do you all like to run around wearing only a pair of panties?

Green couldn't help but turn his head to look at the players in the square. Not many players found to be equipped with clothes, and most of them wore various styles of "Mall brand underwear".

Green can somewhat understand such a situation. After all, when the player dies, the equipment on the body is too easy to explode, and the early equipment attributes are really not good, so many players simply run naked! At the same time, this also makes the sales of all kinds of underwear in the game store hot - although the fashion does not add attributes, but at least it looks eye-catching.

Green looked at the stalls in the square.

It seems that there are no "stall dolls" in this period, so players can only set up their stalls themselves, so there are not many stalls in the square. Green soon saw several stalls selling "sackcloth clothes".

Those who sell linen clothes are supposed to be players who practice tailoring skills, but unfortunately Green doesn't have a penny on him, so naturally he can't buy equipment from players.

Do you really want to learn from those players streaking?

But even if those players run naked, they still have at least one underwear on them! And the panties on my body are real mosaic brand panties.

So here's the problem. Is there a difference between real mosaic brand underwear and mall brand underwear?