Fan Fan put down his mobile phone, put his feet on the coffee table, and casually found a movie about biochemical zombies from the Internet and watched it, while watching Fan Fan, he thought that the army in the movie was stupid, why not use a tank to crush zombies, you must know that the lightest tank also weighs more than ten tons, plus thick armor, the zombies in the early stage are basically unbreakable, but a group of stupid troops just threw away the tank and turned to use guns and people to fight the zombie sea. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Fan Fan was complaining and drinking juice, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, Fan Fan picked up the mobile phone and saw that the correspondence person of his son Luo displayed on it was a dead friend after all, and the title between the two people was either son or grandson. Fan Fan knew that Luo Hao was going to ask the teacher to ask for guilt, so he connected the phone slowly, and first kept the phone away from his ears, so as not to suffer a super infrasonic attack for a while.

Sure enough, as soon as the phone was connected, there was a burst of imposing voices inside: "Dead Fan Fan, I'm not done with you!" How dare you lie to me that it's a beauty, then there's a beauty there, huh? It's obviously a prehistoric cockroach! I was so disgusting that I threw up my overnight meal! I'm telling you, you'll have to treat me to dinner, and I'll have a barbecue tonight! I ......"

Fan Fan put his mobile phone more than a meter away from his ear, but Fan Fan could still clearly hear Luo Hao's scolding, Fan Fan touched his nose, and waited for Luo Hao to calm down. After a while, Luo Hao's voice in the mobile phone became quieter, and Fan Fan put the mobile phone next to his ear and said, "Mo Xi Mo Xi, I am Fan Fan." ”

"You bastard, I knew you weren't listening. Depend on! I'm cleaning you up at night! That's a you're showing me, damn it, it's disgusting to me! I don't believe you anymore! I'll tell you that our friendship ship has capsized. Luo Hao said on the other end.

"Hey, hey, what are you flipping, how much can the ship of friendship be overturned, you make a price!" Fan Fan said unapprehended.

"Humph! Least! At least 200 yuan! Have at least one barbecue! Luo Hao said confidently.

"Cut, the friendship ship between the two of us is only worth two hundred yuan, I think I think I look down on you! Okay, I'll go to Yali Barbecue in a while, I'll have a treat! Isn't it 200 pieces? Fan Fan said.

"What you said, I remember Yali Barbecue! When the time comes, you release my pigeons, and I will go to your house every day to eat! Luo Hao said with a chirp on the side.

"Last time it was an accident, a girl looked for me to have something, and you don't want to ruin your brother's future happiness!" Fan Fan explained.

"Oh? Did that end up? I remember she invited you to their house. Looks like you're still a single dog! Luo Hao sneered.

"Khan ~ didn't succeed, just simply repaired the computer! I didn't even invite you for dinner~ What a failure, alas~" Fan Fan said embarrassedly.

"Okay, don't be foolish with you, I'm going to take a bath, I'll see you at the door of the community in a while, I'll call you! Put me pigeons again I... Dudu Dudu~" Before Luo Hao's cruel words were finished, he heard a prompt sound from his mobile phone, and Luo Hao, who was puzzled, saw that Fan Fan hung up the phone, threw the mobile phone on the sofa and scolded: "Grass, this bastard hung up on me again!" It's not over with him. While scolding Luo Hao, he walked towards the bathroom.

Fan Fan hung up the phone in advance, and put the phone down while laughing. Hmph, I hung up your phone again, I'm mad at you! Just as he was thinking about Luo Hao's angry appearance on the other side, Fan Fan suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have much savings.

Fan Fan hurriedly checked the balance of the bank card with his mobile phone: three hundred and twenty yuan. Fan Fan breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the money was enough. I won't go to my sister to get the money. Every time I went to my sister to ask for money, Fan Fan felt guilty. Because my sister graduated from secondary school, she opened a clothing store to sell women's clothes after a few years of work, earning more than 100,000 yuan a year. This made Fan Fan envious, at least he had his own money. To be honest, Fan Fan admires his sister to death, although her education is not high, she can bear hardships and stand hard work, she can enjoy fashion and make money to support her family, she is simply a strong woman. Sometimes Fan Fan thinks that if he gives his sister a company, it is estimated that his sister will become the kind of strong woman.

Getting back to the point, Fan Fan got dressed and walked out of the community, went to the bank next to the community and took out three hundred yuan, just now Luo Hao and Fan Fan had a budget of two hundred yuan, just in case Fan still brought an extra hundred yuan, so as not to be embarrassed when he exceeded the budget. As soon as the money arrived, he touched the brand-new ticket and sighed, this one hundred yuan has been kept for a long time, but as long as it is broken into zero, it will be gone in a blink of an eye.

Fan Fan went home and looked at his watch, it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and the barbecue stall was ready at this time, just waiting for the sky to get dark after five o'clock. After Fan Fan took a sip of water, he was thinking about why Luo Hao's phone hadn't come yet, when the mobile phone rang, Fan Fan hurriedly ran over and picked up the mobile phone to see, sure enough, it was Luo Hao calling. After Fan Fan connected, Luo Hao's voice sounded: "Fan Fan, I've finished taking a shower and am about to leave the house, you should hurry up and prepare!" ”

"I know, as soon as you talk about eating, you will be interested, look at your fat, you will become a pig's head!" Fan Fan sneered.

"I'm happy, I'm fat, I'm proud! You take care of me! Luo Hao retorted.

"That's it! Hurry up and get out! You're fat, you're proud! When the world is short of oil, I will squeeze you dry and burn you as oil! Fan Fan said with a smile.

"Cut, just you? You can't beat me with three body parts! Save it! Luo Hao said with disdain.

"Do you still have time to tease me? The barbecue is not invited, you can eat it yourself! Fan Fan said threateningly.

"Don't don't, I'm wrong, Brother Fan, I'll go!" With a beeping sound, Luo Hao hung up the phone. Fan Fan smiled, every time the two of them meet, they will hurt each other like this, probably the dead friends in the world who don't damage each other are not qualified dead friends.

Fan Fan simply cleaned up and went downstairs with three hundred yuan in his pocket. Out of the gate of the community, Fan Fan saw a fat ball walking around the door. Needless to say, that is Luo Hao, a sworn friend. Fan Fan walked up quickly, punched Luo Hao's stomach, and said, "Look at your fat, look at your belly, if you go on like this, does that woman like to be pressed by you?" ”

"If you don't have it, you can't do it, it's good to be single!" Luo Hao said indifferently.

"Yo yo, it's good to be single, right, you'll know how miserable it will be when you're twenty-six or seven!" Fan Fan said.

"Okay, don't talk about this, how much money you brought, I can tell you in advance, I didn't bring a cent all up to you!" Luo Hao said a little seriously.

"You're going to have a good meal! Walk! Fan Fan waved his hand, and the two of them walked towards the Yali barbecue that they had said.