"Professor Mercado!" Green gritted his teeth and said, "This is the bathroom!" ”

The middle-aged uncle looked at Green with a puzzled expression: "Well, then what?" ”

Green took a deep breath and held back the anger in his heart: "Don't you think your current behavior is very rude!?" Not to mention that there is a lady in the bathroom! ”

The middle-aged uncle thought for a moment: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "rudeness" has two meanings, one refers to "feeling inattentive and apologizing to the other party", and the other refers to "violating the rules of etiquette and intercourse with people". In the current environment, I am the guest, so the first meaning is obviously not in line with the environment; The second meaning is even more bizarre, I have not violated the rules of etiquette for anyone to interact with people. ”

Green took a deep breath, then exhaled again: "...... It turns out that in your eyes, is it normal to spy on other people's baths? ”

"Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. I didn't peep. I am righteous and bright! ”

"Can you be forgiven in the open!?" Green felt a little devastated.

Professor Merktor frowned and looked at Green: "Master Green, your thinking is now confused, and your language has no logic at all. You need a mechanical mind to calm yourself down. ”

Green looked at the middle-aged uncle in front of him blankly, and made a gesture with his hand to the clothes not far away.

"Mage's Hand!"

One of the rings in Green's clothes came to Green's hand.

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Powerful Mechanical Ring (Rare)

Special Effects: Constant/Powerful Mechanized Mind (+6 Willpower Immunity, Immunity to Mind-Affecting Spells, +3 on all Intelligence-related tests, -3 on Charisma-related tests.) ）

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After Green put the ring on, he instantly calmed down.

Reflecting on what had happened before, Green suddenly reacted. Lisbon is an academic city, rich in mages with the character of scientific madmen, and the one in front of me is obviously a scientific madman who only accepts reason and logic......

"I see...... Green touched his chin and looked up calmly, "Hmm...... Although I have known for a long time that there are many weirdos among the mages in Lisbon, there are not many people with such strange personalities as you. ”

Professor Mercado frowned slightly: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. First of all, human personalities are inherently diverse, and there is no clear definition of what constitutes a 'strange character', in which case your language is meaningless. ”

The corners of Green's mouth twitched: "Professor Mercado, you just made a serious mistake!" ”

Seeing Green's composure, a smile appeared on the middle-aged man's face: "I am skeptical of your words. ”

"According to local customs, women are not allowed to expose more than 50 percent of their skin in front of men other than relatives. If a woman's skin is more than 50% exposed, the man must avoid it or reduce the woman's skin exposure to less than 50% by giving her a piece of clothing. At the same time, if a man behaves in such a way that he sees more than 50% of a woman's skin, the man must apologize and quickly avoid it. ”

Professor Merktor frowned slightly: "This is really a strange custom. ”

Strange customs? It's strange if your brain is good!

Hearing Professor Mercado's words, Green's emotions almost broke through the emotional limitations of the [mechanical mind].

Green took a deep breath and forcibly calmed his mind: "No matter what you think, the custom is like that. ”

"Well, there is really no way to talk about logic in such a thing as customs." Professor Mercado paused, as if thinking of something, "No wonder the last time I went to the village chief's house, the village chief and the village chief's wife were so emotional. ”

Huh? I seem to have heard something terrible.

Green couldn't help but think of the previous village chief's attitude: "Professor Mercado, you ...... What was done to the village chief? ”

"I didn't do anything to him. When I went to see him before, he was mating naked in bed with his wife. ”

Greene: "...... Perform mating? ”

"Yes, mating."

"Why is the word 'mating' used?"

"You're asking a strange question. Because they were in the process of 'mating' at the time, it was natural that the word 'mating' should be used. ”

Green covered his face: "...... Well, okay. In other words, the village chief and his wife were mating at the time, and you were chattering around like you are talking to me now? ”

"You're not strict with that. The word 'chatter' is a derogatory term, and we're doing a very ordinary social ** stream. ”

Green looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with the same eyes as he looked at the mentally handicapped child.

"Forget it, I can't ask too much for a mage with a charisma value below 10......" Green sighed, a look of abandonment of healing, "Professor Mercado, can you please leave now?" ”

"Why?"

"This is the bathroom!"

"And then?"

"According to local customs, if a woman's skin is less than 50 percent exposed......"

"But the lady's skin is less than 50 percent exposed." The middle-aged uncle pointed to the maid beside Green.

At this time, Saqia was wrapped in a towel and squatted on the ground, staring at Professor Mercado with an unhappy face. Sakia has a broom in her hand, ready to draw her sword at any moment.

Green glanced at Sakia, then turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Professor Mercado, I'll tell you one more custom from our hometown. In our hometown, if a lady doesn't want to see a man, and the man is always there and refuses to leave, then the woman can attack the man, and the man can only hide or run away, and he can't fight back. ”

Professor Mercadow's face was full of incredulity: "...... Your custom is so unreasonable! It's my freedom to go wherever I want! ”

A dark smile appeared on Green's face: "This is the custom!" You know, customs are sometimes unreasonable. As a girl, you have the right to punish those men who are not interested! ”

Professor Mercado looked at Green with a look of incredulity: "You mean it really. ”

"As a mage who specializes in prophecy, I think you should always have a sense of detection of lies."

Professor Mercado turned his head blankly and looked at Sakia, "Ma'am, can I stay here for a while?" I have something to talk about with your master. ”

Professor Mercado used tongue tricks so that Shakia could understand his language, but Shakia was clearly not going to accept such a request.

"Perverted! Die! Sakia directly used the broom as a wooden sword and swung it out angrily!

A sword qi flew out of the broom and turned into a streamer......

"Boom! ~”

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I recommend a book called "Nightfall". A suspenseful horror game novel in a style that is a bit like Thriller Paradise. I feel that this type of book is difficult to write, I hope he will not be a eunuch......