"Do you know who you just kicked?" Dix looked at the back of the fat man leaving with some concern, and asked Lu Ming, who kicked the fat man.

"I don't know? What's wrong? ”

Dix smiled, clamped Lu Ming's robe, and began to shake Lu Ming frantically, and at the same time roared loudly: "That's the tax collector in the city~!" Did you know that our family has no money anymore! It could have survived. It's good now, if we offend the tax collector, our family is going to drink the northwest wind!! It's all your fault~! ”

Shaken by the huge Dix Trinity, Lu Ming fainted after a while. And Dirks's roar, he naturally only heard a little.

Afraid that Dix would tear off his robe, Lu Ming broke free from his clutches, and said a little indifferently: "Isn't it just a tax collector!" It's not a lord or anything like that. What is there to be afraid of? ”

Immediately afterward, remembering some Western stories, he asked Dirks, "Is he a relative of the lord here?" ”

"It's not."

"Does he have a good relationship with the lord?"

"Not at all."

"So what are you afraid of him? Directly like a lord complaining! Since the lord doesn't have a good relationship with him, he will definitely seize this opportunity to kill him, right? "I have to say that Lu Ming is still too young. Living in the era of the rule of law, he has no idea the horrors of this era!

Moreover, Dirks choked him half to death with only one sentence: "He's a member of the royal family!" ”

Lu Ming shouted in disbelief: "What the hell!? What does he do as a royal tax collector!? ”

"It's not because he's an illegitimate child~"

"Eh" gradually calmed down, Lu Ming frowned, looked at Dix, and asked, "Then should we run?" ”

Dex glared at Lu Ming fiercely, and then said, "Now I'm going to take you to the village chief." But please remember, don't tell anyone that you know me? Wait for the limelight to pass, and then talk about anything else. I have four more kids at home! ”

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect you're quite capable of giving birth!" Lu Ming saw that he was in trouble, but Dirks didn't directly abandon him, so he couldn't help but smile very gratifying and made a joke.

"That's it! It's not me blowing with you, my body, etc., why am I telling you this? ”

Soon, Lu Ming was taken by Dex to the most luxurious house in the village, the village chief's house.

Looking at the small bungalow in front of him, which could almost be said to be ordinary to a certain extent, even inferior to other houses in the village, but which was called luxurious by Dix, Lu Ming couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

"Village Chief, this is what I picked up when I was hunting. I'll leave it to you. After knocking on the door of the village chief's house and handing Lu Ming over to the white-haired village chief, Dix left a sentence: "In addition, he provoked the tax collector." ", ran away.

Lu Ming and the village chief looked at the back of Dirks, who was carrying several demon rabbits, and didn't know what to say for a while.

After a while, the village chief looked at Lu Ming slightly and asked, "Look at the dress, young man, you should be a magician, right?" ”

"Magician?" Lu Ming tilted his head and looked at the village chief stupidly.

"You don't know?"

Seeing that the village chief looked at him like a fool, Lu Ming touched his nose a little embarrassed, and then made up nonsense: "I'm a magic apprentice." It's just that my teacher didn't tell me much about magicians and ranks. And, let me pretend I don't know what a magician is."

Because I don't know if this world is like in games and novels, there are occupations and levels, so Lu Ming is just like the village chief asking for advice.

"Oh~! I see. The village chief glanced at Lu Ming with a smile, then nodded slightly, and answered Lu Ming: "As far as I know, there are six levels of magicians, namely: magic apprentice, magician, great magician, magician, great magician, and magic spirit. If a mage wants to move up the ranks, he must learn a certain amount of magic and reach a certain level of mana. ”

"What about the other professions?"

"There are also six levels of warriors and archers who play with various weapons and bows. Pastors don't have these so-called ranks. They are divided by their position in the church. They are: priests, priests, high priests, blue vicarships, cardinals. There is only one pope, so there is no need to say more. ”

"Oh. That's it! ”

The village chief looked at Lu Ming, who was obviously confused, but pretended to sigh as if he understood, smiled slightly, and then pointed to a house in the southernmost part of the village, and said to Lu Ming: "By the way, Dix said that you were picked up by him." Then I guess you don't have a place to live, right? However, I don't have any extra room for you to live in. See that house over there? ”

"See."

"It's an orphan's house in the village, and she's the only one there, so go and stay with her."

Lu Ming seemed to see a sly look flashing in the village chief's eyes, and couldn't help but ask with some doubts: "She?" Girls? Isn't that good? ”

"Don't be afraid! She's going to have a martial arts competition tomorrow, and you just happen to participate. In addition, the tax collector will come to the village today because of her. As long as you win the tax collector tomorrow when you recruit relatives in the martial arts competition, he will not be able to do anything to you and Dirks. Of course, if you don't want to marry her, you can also pretend to lose to someone else after winning the tax collector. ”

I don't know if I got a chance to find a partner because of no reason, or I didn't want the girl I had never met to marry the dead fat tax collector, Lu Ming agreed without thinking about it: "Okay! I know. ”

After speaking, in the smile of the village chief's successful conspiracy, he walked to the house step by step.

"Don't blame me, I just don't want her to harm the children in the village. So I'm sorry, you just marry her! ”――

Lu Ming stood outside the door of the house, swallowed his saliva a little nervously, and after a while, he dared to reach out and knock on the door.

Hearing the sound of footsteps coming from inside the door, Lu Ming became more and more nervous. He had never been in a relationship with a girl, and when he thought that he was going to live with a girl, his heart beat like a deer.

It was in this nervous mood that the doors of the house were opened.

At this moment, Lu Ming couldn't help but hold his breath. Because he saw a face that was unimaginably delicate, with a small mouth, a tall neck, skin as white as those beauties who had put on makeup on TV, and long silky blond hair. Although she doesn't know why her eyes are closed. But this beautiful girl, who seems to be only seventeen or eighteen years old, is too lethal to him, who has never been in love, squatting at home!

"I, I, I, I" said me several times in a row, but Lu Ming couldn't say a word.

At this time, the girl suddenly laughed, making Lu Ming feel the warmth of the sun.

"The village chief's grandfather asked you to come, right? Come on in. Also, my name is Lily Hellas. You can just call me Lily. ”

"My name is Lu Ming, just call me like this" After introducing himself very nervously, Lu Ming entered the room with Lily in an extremely intense heartbeat.

"Your room is the second upstairs, call me if anything, I'm next door."

Under Lily's leadership, Lu Ming came to a guest room.

He blushed, lowered his head, and gently responded to Lily: "Okay"

"Hehe, don't be shy! Also, can you have dinner with me later? It's been a long time since I've had dinner with anyone else. Lily, who had closed her eyes from beginning to end, smiled slightly, and without waiting for Lu Ming's answer, she bowed and left the guest room to prepare dinner.

Looking at Lily's back, Lu Ming couldn't help but use the sage candlestick to kill the dead fat tax collector 10,000 times in his heart!

'What a pretty girl, how can you marry that damn fat pig of yours?' Lily must be mine! But just after meeting, Lu Ming subconsciously regarded Lily as his girlfriend.

After all, even the will of the world has blessed him to find his other half as soon as possible.

It's just tomorrow's competition to recruit relatives, what should I do?

Originally, he wanted to help make dinner, but suddenly remembered that he didn't know anything but tomato scrambled eggs, so he had to lie on the hard bed in the guest room, looking at the information and tasks on his mobile phone.

At this point, he is 10 XP away from reaching level 3. The number of times the Seed Machine Gun is used to upgrade has also been increased to 165 times due to the forced use of skill point upgrades.

He glanced at the vine monsters that would either turn him into a hermaphroditic or a grass-based skill that would turn him into a leaf man. Lu Ming resolutely used the newly obtained primary skill lottery ticket, praying that he could draw the spells of those black souls on the roller. Unfortunately, that's not possible!

"Powder snow? What the hell? Looking at the new skill book, Lu Ming threw his phone on the bedside table speechlessly: "Even if it's a Pokemon skill, can't you give me a skill with a higher attack power?" Why are these least powerful skills? ”

At this time, Lily downstairs suddenly shouted, "Mr. Lu Ming, it's time to eat!" ”

"Here we go!" As soon as he heard Lily's voice, Lu Ming, who was originally unhappy because of the skill of fine snow, immediately brushed it and ran downstairs with a happy face.

Although it is said that the things made by Lily are not as delicious as those in the Western restaurants before Lu Ming crossed, but with a big beautiful woman to accompany him, Lu Ming told us with facts that he can have eight bowls!

"What I made, is it still your appetite?"

"Hmmm! The things Lily made were so delicious! ”

"Really? Thank you! ”

After eating, Lu Ming and Lily chatted for a while, then washed up and went back to their rooms to rest.

Lying on the bed in the guest room, Lu Ming picked up his mobile phone and resolutely used the fine snow skill book that was different from the grass-type Pokemon skills, almost the same as the seed machine gun, and had no side effects-

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