Chapter 265 was also shot while lying down

As the saying goes, Korean sticks, island country devils, **** trolls, there are really a lot of nonsense. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, the director and the buckle meat are **** people, which can be said to have the same root and the same origin, although the EDG team has swiped the screen, but in fact, most of the remarks are still copied and pasted Internet jokes, and they are mainly ridiculed, and there are not many scolders, but others may not have such good luck.

Of course, there is a difference, they are all Koreans, but some Koreans are born to provoke the hatred of others, but some Koreans are born to be liked.

For example, the EDG team's mid-laner pawn, although the other party is a mid-laner from South Korea, but he is still quite loved by the girls, although there are some jealous male compatriots who leave messages on each other's Weibo, but they were quickly beaten back by the girls.

And male compatriots rarely accuse Chubby of not being good at operating skills, after all, Pawn has always been in various competitions, whether it is winning or losing, KDA is at the top, and many times it depends on the rhythm brought up by Pawn, which is really not black.

But can't you scold people? It's so naΓ―ve, you underestimate the power of **** trolls!

Male compatriots are in a different way.

"Only the ugly and well-played midlaner like Pawn is black!"

"On the crowded streets, there will always be a flyer who will cut through the crowd, walk towards me with a firm gaze, and hand me a flyer that no one else can get: a weight loss advertisement!"

"It's time for Chubby to lose weight!"

"Calculate the total score of boys: boys have good hands plus 10 points, sword eyebrows 10, gentle voice 10, nose 10, leg length 10, collarbones good looking 10, can play basketball 20, can cook 50, humor can tell jokes 50, can fight plus 70, handsome full score, rich full score. With glasses - 10 points, long nails - 20, long bangs - 20, smoking - 20, shaking legs - 30, sloppy dressing - 50, Mandarin non-standard - 50, sissy - 50, fat - 200 points. ”

"It is said that if a fat man practices yoga every day, after three months, he will become a soft fat man...... In the same way: if a fat person exercises every day, he will become a healthy fat person; If a fat man diets every day, he will become a weak fat man; If a fat man goes on a hunger strike, then he will become a... Dead fat man~ Chubby I didn't mean you, you have no hope! ”

"Why do so many girls like us Chubby? According to the principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction, I call it hot! ”

"Chubby, this is not fat, it's swelling caused by allergies to life!"

"The roundest thing in the world doesn't have to be a ball, it can also be a human."

"I'm very happy to see people holding watermelons, so I'm very happy to see you."

The hard-working boys, in order to find the black spots of the pawn, are also quite hard, and finally say something dry, but the girls are crazy!

"Who dares to bully our cute chubby!"

"We are so cute, and we are so good at playing games, someone dares to scold our chubby!!"

"Sisters, get these boys out!"

"Kill, kill, kill!"

A girl, under normal circumstances, can't beat a normal boy.

However, when the girl enters the state of rage, the opponent's combat effectiveness will also be greatly improved, and at this time, a girl can beat ten girls.

But Xiaopang's Weibo is maintained, and another Korean professional player, Deft, nicknamed Alpaca, is a little unlucky.

On the one hand, the other party is playing the position of ADC, and ADC is very easy to distinguish, not to mention anything else, just look at your replenishment.

A round of troops came over, there were so many small soldiers, our ADC and other people's ADCs, the gap between the replenishment of troops is obvious in the record, what else can be said about this?

In the early stage, the alpaca's replenishment was still considerable, but after several waves of team battles, the alpaca's replenishment unconsciously declined, after all, after the team battle, the xx team had an advantage, where did the alpaca dare to go to the line alone to replenish the troops, isn't this waiting to be caught?

It is precisely because of various reasons that in the end, the number of alpacas in the reinforcement was almost one-third worse than that of Leng Yu Sakura, which made the audience find a reason to vent!

The alpaca is now down with blood mold, and the other party's popularity is not as high as Xiaopang and the factory director, and the fans are scolding, how can they give the other party a face?

"I'm also drunk alpaca, garbage adc, this replenishment is simply unbearable!"

"Alpaca, you're from Australia, right? It's just a grass mud horse! ”

"What foreign aid! How did the EDG team come out with such a scumbag! ”

"Korean foreign aid or something, alpaca, you are the funniest in Korea, right? Seeing you replenish the army, I panicked! ”

"Let's play with the eggs! Teasing alpacas, I can't even beat the ADC of an anchor team, and the replenishment is so bad! ”

"Mythical beast alpaca, sit and watch the alpaca sell cute!"

"I remember when the alpacas came to the EDG team to play ADC, all the piglets in our pigsty died, why?"

"Alpaca, come out, I promise not to kill you!"

When I saw the alpaca on Weibo that was completely occupied by my Weibo, my face turned blue instantly!

"Bastard Smecta! You Chinese are too unparticular about Smecta! Lao Tzu worked hard to come to China to help you play, and was scolded by you, ungrateful Smecta! Lao Tzu is better than his predecessor, Smecta! ”

And the Weibo of Sanshao, the general manager of the EDG team, and the post bar, at this time, it is obviously more explosive than its players.

After all, the EDG team is a whole, and the IQ of those who scold the players is scattered, and Sanshao, as the general manager, has to bear the anger of all fans, and Sanshao was accused of pretending to be garlic when he posted an advertorial on Weibo, which made the EDG team feel a lot more bad about Sanshao.

Moreover, there are also bad rumors circulating on the Internet that Sanshao used his privilege to interfere with the members of other teams outside the court, so that the EDG team won, which put the other party on the cusp!

After all, e-sports is about fairness, about strength, and playing those little tricks or something, it's just a joke!

"We met EDG, accompanied EDG's father who waited for half an hour, QG met EDG, sang a 40-minute birthday song and watched others eat noodles. SS encountered, and the inexplicable schedule was postponed for a while. TT sent himself off the commentary stage because of the dispensable words of the EDG game. The fat son and his bald dad were also squirted because of EDG. Of course, the most frustrating thing on S5 is that FNC has a good 3-0 and has to play 4-0. RNG was washed in blood when it ran into an official blog, IG ran into a BO3 and fought for a year, and this time it was QG again, although it may be QG's own problem, but it cannot be ruled out that EDG is toxic. ”

"The three young girls are just cheating, they can only post soft articles, and they are annoyed!"

"Originally, I liked the EDG team, but because of the three less, I have turned black!"

"Sanshao can only bb, nothing at all! Did you win WE?,People WE is at least 3:2.Lost to RNG.,The team that doesn't even dare to face QG blows second.,EDG, this team is a bit annoying by the three less! ”

"I'll give you a kick! I feel sorry for the staff of the pig's head three, and the diary skills need to be improved! ”

"The three young people who have a strong mouth and a king! Send an advertorial, do you think we will still believe you stupidly like before? ”

"The EDG team might as well let the three be less, and the pig's head three will definitely win!"

"If EDG auxiliary is replaced by three less, mid single, three less, three less, three less, jungler, three less, ADC, three less, hehe, the other teams are all waiting to abstain, three less lead China EDG to compete in the S6 world top 16, there must be me EDG!"

"LPL I only serve three less, at least this spirit of death is worthy of praise!"

"Poor Sanshao big move CD, it is also under pressure from netizens, otherwise RNG will abstain again!"

"Is Pig Head Three going to write a diary again?"

"Disgusting! I think the EDG team was broken by the pig's head three! Is it really good for Sanshao to do this? ”

At this time, Sanshao was also very depressed at home; "Your sister! Why do you keep scolding me! I'm also for the good of the EDG team! ”

Tang Jiasanshao Weibo.

Tang Sanshao is not in the e-sports industry, but the supreme god in the online literature industry.

Post-80s online writer, graduated with a bachelor's degree in law, a platinum writer from Dianniang, a top popular celebrity on the Internet, since he officially started his long-form creation, he has an average of one work a year; Tang Jiasanshao has been writing for 96 consecutive months without interruption and has applied for the Guinness Book of Records.

The other party also has a lot of honors. On November 26, 2012, in the 2012 7th Chinese Writers Rich List "China Internet Writers Rich List", Tang Jiasanshao became the richest man with an income of 33 million yuan in 5 years, and won the important award of "Chinese Writers Rich List - King of Internet Writers". On May 4, 2014, the platinum writer "Tang Family Three Youths" was selected into the 2014 Forbes China Celebrity List. On the 2014 Ninth Chinese Writers List "Online Writers List" released on December 17, 2014, Tang Jiasanshao topped the list with a royalty of 50 million.

Such a great god has recently released a new book, called "The Legend of the Dragon King", which is the third sequel to "Douluo Continent", which is being serialized at this time, with countless rewards, and more than a hundred alliance leaders.

At this time, the three young men of the Tang family were interacting with fans on Weibo.

"Sanshao, your writing is really good-looking!"

"Although the beginning is a little bland, I can see the deep feelings in it, and I especially like Sanshao's book!"

"It is worthy of the three young people, and the words are free to sway, "The Legend of the Dragon King" is really a wonderful novel!!"

"The monthly pass has been voted, and the three are a little more updated!"

"Can you give me a trick, Sanshao come on and write!"

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Tang San also watched with satisfaction as fans left messages under his Weibo, for a writer, there is nothing more touching than seeing the fans' support for him.

If your book review area is full of praise for you, then the author will naturally be more confident in writing the book, only in this way will the author write a good book, and if you look at the book review area, everyone is indiscriminately scolding people inexplicably, then the author will definitely be affected, and the quality of the book will inevitably decline.

Every book can't be perfect, even if it's a great god, the other party has a time when he can't write something good, don't ask for your praise, but please don't scold him.

If you are too harsh, some glass-hearted authors will be discouraged, and maybe they will quit the online literature industry from now on.

The relationship between the reader and the author is relative, less abuse, more sincerity, and the world will be a better place!

However, the next moment, Tang San's face suddenly turned pale, because there seemed to be some uninvited guests in his Weibo!

"Three young people are garbage!"

"Sanshao go home and raise pigs!"

"Sanshao, you're embarrassed to be on Weibo!"

"Exploded the three less! Sanshao, you should go back and reflect on it! ”

"Sanshao, your mother called you home for dinner!"

"Stupid three less! Where did it come out, hurry up and get back to me!! ”

"Die, Sanshao, I've unfollowed you!"

The third young man of the Tang family was taken aback at the time: "The chapter of "The Legend of the Dragon King" has been written very well recently, it is just the climax, why did someone scold me inexplicably?" Is it written too watery? But now in the online literature industry, where are there any books that are not watery? Besides, even if it's real water, you can't just scold me! ”

Before Tang San could react, Tang San's fans immediately stood up!

"Where did the dog come from, come here and smash the field!"

"A group of sunspots, just scolding people! Our family Tang San didn't do anything, he was full and had nothing to do, scolding people! ”

"Brothers and sisters, get them out!"

"Our family Tang San is going to write a book well, is it in the way of you? Love to see, don't watch to roll! ”

"That's it, I hate you people the most, people write books, no matter how they write, if they act, you guys will only be BB mouths and strong kings!"

Silence, a long silenceΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·

"! Here is the Weibo of the Tang family! ”

"Went to the wrong place! It turned out to be the three young people who wrote online articles, and I like the three young books the most! ”

"Mistaken, I'm sorry, we were going to go to the EDG team's Sanshao Weibo!"

"Don't slap your face! Brothers and sisters, withdraw first! ”

"I'll it! What the hell is this? I don't know anything! ”

"I came with your boss, and when I saw the boss scolding people, I followed the scolding, boss, boss, where did you go?"

"Retreat first! Don't send it, by the way, who posted EDG Sanshao's Weibo account for us to see? ”

The fans of the Tang family are confused!

The three young men of the Tang family were also confused!

They thought it was fans of other books who came to smash the scene, so they called a lot of people in private, ready to launch a holy war, and defend the Weibo post of the Tang family's three young people, but they didn't expect them to guess the beginning, but they didn't guess the ending!

The three young and the three young of the Tang family, stupid and unclear?

We were shot while lying down!

The Tang family's three young fans had thousands of fans, and they summoned them over, but they found out that they had made such an oolong, and they were all dumbfounded in an instant!

"Boss, we're all here, and you told us this is an oolong? I skipped class to support the three less! ”

"I'm in danger of deducting my salary, and you're actually telling me this?"

"I'm taking off my pants, boss, don't you play with us like this! You show me this? ”

"It's really not fun at all!"

The number one fan of the Tang family's three youths, the little rabbit whose ID is the three young people of the Tang family, gritted his teeth fiercely: "Your sister's!" People are coming! Our Sanshao fan group just left, isn't that being looked down upon? Let's go, let's go and blow up EDG's three less! ”

"Although I haven't heard of this guy, but if it explodes, it will explode!"

"Kill, kill, kill!"

"Brothers and sisters, let's go!"

"Add me one!"

(To be continued.) )