Three days later, Saturday at noon, location, S County Hotel.

Li Xianyu and grandma's noon meal is fried rice noodles, after eating fried rice without eggs for two days, grandma finally got her wish to add braised eggs, chicken legs and scrambled eggs to the rice noodles, even so, after eating a big meal of two hundred per capita in the restaurant, the grandmother from the daughter of the eldest lady can no longer look down on the food in the S County Hotel.

Pick up the shiny rice noodles with chopsticks, and find all kinds of faults, saying that the oil tastes very strange, the scrambled eggs smell too strong, that the braised eggs are not fresh, that the chicken thighs are too old, and that the teeth are stuffed.

"Love to eat or not. Li Xianyu said.

"I don't eat it. Grandma puffed out her cheeks and slapped her chopsticks on the table.

"If you don't eat, I'll eat. Li Xianyu took chicken thighs and braised eggs from her bowl.

"You ......" Grandma snatched it back angrily, her little face was indignant: "Your great-grandson is not filial at all, not well-behaved." ”

The bright sun is shining on the street, the spring is beautiful, and Li Xianyu sighs faintly.

My name is Li Xianyu, and the remaining 90,000 yuan has been lost by my grandmother in the past three days, and I am now panicking.

Now Li Xianyu has all his belongings on the five thousand cash he took that day, if he lives alone, it is enough, but with such a loser grandmother, this money can't be hoid at all.

Li Xianyu understands what it means to be "only women and villains are difficult to raise", women are liars, and the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people!

This sentence is best interpreted in the grandmother.

Obviously said that the daily living expenses should not exceed 150 yuan, the grandmother reluctantly agreed on the surface, and while he was in school, she slipped out to the nearby shopping mall by herself, buying bags, clothes, high heels, and snacks piled up on the whole bed.

In three days, the balance of the card was all lost by the grandmother.

Li Xianyu, who had an explosive mentality, almost did the trick of deceiving her teacher and destroying her ancestors, and asked her why she didn't keep her promises. Grandma said conclusively: "I promised you not to fill the game, where will you not keep your word?"

Li Xianyu almost suffered a myocardial infarction and died on the spot.

200,000 oceans is an unimaginable amount of money for a college student with no income.

That day, he really wanted to beat his grandmother, he had already pushed her down on the sofa, took off his shoes and was about to beat his grandmother's buttocks, but grandma sucked in her small mouth, Li Xianyu, who was furious one moment, and the next moment she "snorted", slumped on the ground, covering her waist on both sides, trembling.

Grandma was sitting on the sofa, her face was ruddy and radiant, but her eyes were timid, and she said angrily: "If you dare to hit me, I will suck you dry." ”

Li Xianyu, who re-experienced the hollowed out waist, painfully understood a truth, it was not that the ancestors could not train their grandmothers, but that they were the objects of training.

Your grandmother is still your grandmother!

......

"Grandma, we really don't have any money. Li Xianyu frowned: "I'm still a student, okay, I don't have any income, you spend money like this, we won't even have money to eat in the future." ”

"I'm sorry, I can't control how many I send for a while. I used to spend money like this, and I don't spend money if I have money. Grandma's attitude of admitting mistakes is very good, but Li Xianyu knows that this cannot change her nature as a loser.

"Forget it, we don't have any money anyway, I'm barefoot and I'm not afraid of you wearing shoes. Li Xianyu said.

"Let's go rob the bank. Grandma suggested.

"Shenjing Bing, I am a good law-abiding citizen. ”

"Don't be afraid, I've robbed the bank before," my grandmother said confidently: "The operation is very simple, carry a snakeskin bag, hit people when you see them, smash the glass when you see them, and then you can get rid of poverty and become rich." ”

"You still robbed the bank?" Li Xianyu was shocked.

"It's really desperate and there is no money to spend," Grandma held her cheek with one hand, looked up with her eyes, and looked delicate: "Your father is not enterprising, and he won't make money at all, so I have to rob the bank by myself." Those mortals are no match for me, and the money in the bank is much older. But later, your father was arrested by the Taoist Buddhist Association for the crime of disturbing social order, and he was wanted for three months, hehe......"

Hey, your sister!

You sinkhole.

Li Xianyu was solemn: "Grandma, I will work hard to make money to support you in the future, and I will support you if I cut my kidney." ”

Grandma smiled like a flower: "Well, this is good." ”

Li Xianyu: _| ̄|●

"By the way, Grandma, after I practiced this morning, I tried to practice qi, but I found that I couldn't feel qi at all. Li Xianyu said: "Moreover, my nose is a little uncomfortable now, and I feel that I have inhaled too much haze." ”

The weather was obviously good this morning, but who expected to accidentally inhale some haze.

Grandma rarely showed a state of interest: "You have a poor talent for qi training, you have been abandoned for a few days, the gate of heaven has been closed, and you naturally can't feel qi." As for the miasma, for many days, the miasma has been thick and thin, but it has always lingered. There are no stars in the night, no blue sky in the day, and mortals don't feel that there is an obstacle, which is very poisonous for qi practitioners. Maybe you're right, times have changed, and you may have entered the era of the end of the law. ”

"Then how do the bloodlines of this era practice qi?" Li Xianyu said: "There is always a way." ”

"Probably the qi practitioners have all retreated from the world and cultivated, and it is also possible that they have some way to overcome the miasma. I was still young when I woke up, and I didn't know if I had dealt with them. Grandma said.

Li Xianyu automatically made up his brain, and guessed a little: the bigwigs have opened up the treasure land of Dongtian, and the aura is strong, and there is no need to smoke haze in this world.

A scientific guess: they have improved the method of practicing qi, which can remove the haze from the body.

A little bit of speculation: after many years of adaptation, they have antibodies and are not afraid of smoking.

Li Xianyu was more inclined to the last guess.

After eating, I took my grandmother in the direction of home, passing by a vegetable and fruit store on the way, and my grandmother stared at a basket of bright red strawberries.

This season, there is still more than a month before the fruiting period of strawberries, but there are already strawberries sold on the market.

Grandma looked at it with a blank eye, "Li Xianyu, are strawberries sweet?"

Li Xianyu looked at her and said, "Wait." ”

Grandma laughed happily: "Mm-hmm. ”

Li Xianyu walked into the store and asked the boss, "Are strawberries sweet?"

The boss boasted: "Sweet, very sweet, all fresh." ”

Li Xianyu said "oh" and walked back to his grandmother: "Asked, sweet." ”

Grandma: "......"

"I'm going to eat strawberries. Grandma said.

"No money. Li Xianyu walked forward with a straight face.

This season, strawberries must be so expensive that they explode, and in this life he hated three kinds of fruits, one is strawberry, one is cherry, and one is durian.

They will let you know that you are so poor that you can't even eat the fruit.

In Shanghai, when you go out to buy some fruit, your food expenses for a day will be gone.

Grandma followed behind him, stretched out a small hand, and held the corner of Li Xianyu's clothes: "Li Xianyu, I want to eat strawberries." ”

"I'm going to eat strawberries. ”

"I'm going to eat strawberries. ”

"I'm going to eat strawberries. ”