Chapter 5 Boast Again

"Cut, you don't see it when you look at it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Eating human flesh with fried meat is a cannibal way of eating more than 100 years ago. I decided that these Night Elves should take us and catch a lot of poisonous insects, poisonous snakes, spiders, etc., first suck our blood and eat our flesh, and finally use our bones to sacrifice to the gods, and finally make our bones into staffs. Didn't you see that the elder at the beginning had a skull staff? It must be so. "Three pieces of soil, I don't know if it's a horror novel, and where I read too much, I keep fantasizing and nagging.

"Don't you say it so badly, the head is off but the bowl has a big scar, you say this is not a corpse without bones. Can we be resurrected? Or do we have to delete the number and start all over again? "To be honest, people who practice martial arts are still more superstitious, and they still believe in gods and monsters, Gu worms, voodoo, sacrifices, and the like.

"Haha, weak chicken man. This is the game.,What about deleting the number and starting over.,The guts are so small.,Cut.。 Despise you! After saying that, he gave me a middle finger.

“Shit,fuck。” I used the only two curse words I knew. This must be unbearable. It is said that since kindergarten, Brother Jian has been the object of everyone's worship, and today he was actually despised by a woman with her middle finger. Don't hold me back, Brother Jian is going to kill.

Who knows, before I could roll up the sleeve of my needle plate armor, a few Night Elf clansmen and elders who could speak Chinese came outside.

"Young man, what are you doing here? Is the room uncomfortable and ready to demolish the house? The elder asked puzzled.

"There, don't you dare to dare that our beauty's back is a little sore, I'm going to give her a thump on her back, elder, don't misunderstand." People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.

After saying that, I pretended to go and rub my back and shoulders on the three pieces of soil. Three pieces of soil, simply didn't speak, and directly leaned back on the chair to enjoy. I was so angry that I couldn't help but feel a little heavier when I pinched my shoulder.

"Ouch!" At this time, the three pieces of soil could not fit down, so he quickly jumped up from the chair.

"It's the elders here. Come in and sit. "This shameless three pieces of soil really regard this place as their home, and invite people to sit, the elders will rarely offer you courtesy? Hum!

"No, no. I'm sorry to disturb you. Hehe, it's like this, our patriarch asks you to come over, I don't know if it's convenient for the two of you? The elder shook his right hand and asked.

"Convenient, certainly convenient. I've long wanted to go and meet the noble patriarch, how can it be inconvenient! "Actually, we guess that if we dare to say that it is inconvenient, we will probably be caught by the Night Elves and hacked to death immediately.

Then, the elder led the two of us to the patriarch's council hall.

The patriarch is not a patriarch, but the entire hall is wrapped in a powerful compound magic array, and the decorations on the door are full of magical gems at a glance, and even the carpet is made of the skin of a high-level magical beast, and the table used to meet the guests is the material of the legendary practice staff. I'm not a mage after all, so three pieces of soil are different, and my eyes are lit up and my saliva is about to flow out when I see such a luxurious decoration. Hmph, a woman with long hair and short knowledge. I couldn't help but look down on the three pieces of soil a little more.

"Please come in." The elder made a gesture of please.

As soon as I lifted my feet, three pieces of earth rushed in like a gust of wind, and touched and touched the phoenix wood table. Bad luck, this girl is really embarrassing. I smiled helplessly at the elder. The elder smiled back and said he didn't mind.

After entering, I saw that the patriarch of the Night Elf clan was a middle-aged uncle with a slightly bulging belly, and he sat on the chair with a unique shape, but how I looked like a dragon chair. Forget it, even if it's a dragon chair, it's better to pat him on the back quickly.

"Brave and mighty patriarch, please let me pay the highest tribute to you on behalf of the thousands of herb pickers in the original fire city, because with the wise and martial arts and chivalrous patriarchs, we have the peace and tranquility of the Ash Valley Forest, so that our medicine pickers have the capital to settle down. My admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control. "I'm talking nonsense with my eyes crackling, and I'm boasting to the patriarch. It doesn't matter if others can understand it or not. Anyway, I don't think I can understand it, but the tone and expression should still be clear, and it's always useful.

Sure enough, the patriarch seemed to be extremely happy, and after saying a few words in the Night Elf, "Angry Micchisu Beard, Autocoupling Live Bacteria Ou Bao You Or," the Elder took out a magic ball and explained to us.

"The Patriarch said you're welcome to the Night Elves? Spectral Fire Clan. Then let me teach you the language of the Night Elves. Come, now put your hands on the orb, and I will teach you our language. As he spoke, he held the hand holding the orb and held it to us.

I was touching the magic ball with three pieces of dirt alone. Suddenly, a burst of light came out of the orb, and something felt from the orb rushing straight into my mind.

Ding, congratulations to the most awesome master for a handsome sword, you learned the language of the Night Elves.

"Boy, what did you just say, let's talk about it again, I didn't understand it too much just now." The patriarch looked at me and said.

I'll go, I'm sure the elder must have told the patriarch what I said in private. I didn't see it, this patriarch is also a person who likes to be patted on the back. But who is Brother Jian, Brother Jian is the most awesome person, how can he repeat his sycophants. Since I know you like it, then see if I don't shoot you to death, huh.

"Handsome and chic, graceful, Yushu is in the wind year, and the patriarch is eight buckets high, the two of us are medicine pickers from the original fire city. In this gray valley forest, because there is a kind, benevolent, rainy and dewy patriarch like the patriarch, and the patriarch of all directions, there will be the four seas of this gray valley forest. Here, on behalf of all the people of the former Fire City, let me pay the highest respect to the patriarch. "I'm going, it's so tiring. Complimenting people is a technical job, if I hadn't been beaten by my dad every day when I was a child and forced me to praise him, I really wouldn't have said such disgusting words, but now. Haha, you get the idea.

When I finished speaking, the other three people in the chamber had different expressions. The patriarch was full of joy and smugness; The elder was amazed, and slightly dissatisfied with me; The last is three pieces of soil, she didn't expect that there is such a shameless and cheap person as me in the world, it is estimated that his previous evaluation of me was based on a total score of 100 points, and I must have become a negative score now.