The voiceover monologue came, and I saw a cloud appear above Xiao Qiang's head, and another little Xiao Qiang said inside: "Idle is idle, I have 5 yuan in my pocket......" and then this little Xiao Qiang crossed his waist and looked up to the sky and smiled.

After the monologue, Xiao Qiang said to the fortune teller with a cheap face: "Then you first calculate what my surname is, how many years I was born, what I do, and I will give you money when I calculate it correctly." ”

Liu Laoliu shook his head: "Those are all the tricks of charlatans, and I am an immortal - let me ask you: Do you want to be an immortal too?" ”

Xiao Qiang voiceover, a cloud appeared above, and a little Xiao Qiang said to the audience inside: "What a good opening statement, if you encounter this situation, you are reluctant to leave." I didn't want to leave anyway. I suspect that this old thing might have coded out a row of books, 'I see that your Bone Essence is a peerless master...... In the future, the task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you. ’。

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but be happy.

"That villain is so funny, haha~~~"

"The lines are also very funny, there are no such lines in the novel......"

"It's really a TV series that's a little different from the novel, although the characters are the same."

As the first episode slowly unfolded, everyone began to immerse themselves in the plot, laughing from time to time, and laughing even more joyfully if everyone else watched it together.

Then Liu Lao Liu said that Xiao Qiang's predecessor was a fairy, Xiao Qiang didn't believe it, "You don't turn Lao Tzu into a woman!" Turn me into Zhang Ziyi, Lao Tzu will believe you!! ”

So Xiao Qiang transformed into Zhang Ziyi.

"Damn, Zhang Ziyi is also in there??"

"I heard that the value is not low, right?"

"What's this, presumably a free cameo? The king's face is big! ”

Then Zhang Ziyi was chased by two dinosaurs. The ground shook and the mountains shook (special effect......

Zhang Ziyi panicked and crossed the hurdle. The two dinosaurs shook the railing so hard that they 'collapsed' the wall (special effect)......

"Poof!! Sister's!! It's so funny!! ”

"There's no such plot in the novel at all. But it's funny to see that dinosaur knock down the wall~~"

After a long period of confusion, Liu Lao Liu finally turned Xiao Qiang back into a man, and then he put on a pair of sunglasses, took out a pen-like thing, and said to the two dinosaurs: "Look here......"

Click! After a voice, the two dinosaurs were stunned, but after a while, one of the dinosaurs continued to shout: "Zhang Ziyi! ”

The old god was busy wiping the sweat from his forehead. scolded and said: "It seems that Western goods are unreliable......

"Hahahaha~~~"

Netizens laughed happily again.

"Isn't that the amnestic from Men in Black??"

"Oops, no, my stomach!!"

"It's so funny!!"

"Compared to this, the novel is still a little different, and there are many differences in the plot, jokes, and lines......"

After being threatened with 'maybe becoming mentally retarded', Xiao Qiang replied to Liu Laoliu with a righteous and stern sentence: "As an ordinary person, it is right to do something for the fairy world, how can you doubt my consciousness?" ”

As a result, he officially became an immortal reserve. Embarked on a tragic nanny journey that shocked the world and wept ghosts.

Fragment 1: That night, Liu Laoliu sent a tall and strong 'guest' dressed like a turtle to Xiao Qiang, and introduced: "This is Jing Ke." ”

After Jing Ke was brought home by Xiao Qiang, he was always in a state of frustration and talking to himself: "Why...... Why ......"

Xiao Qiang couldn't see it. Directly yelled: "Don't you think you're too short??" ”

Jing Ke was startled, looked up and asked Xiao Qiang, "Which am I short?" Does this have anything to do with shortness? ”

Xiao Qiang's voiceover: "Why are the ancients so h? I will resolutely draw a line with him, lest my pure heart be polluted. ”

Xiao Qiang said loudly, "Your sword is too short! ”

Jing Ke: "Oh. I thought you were talking about my hair......"

Xiao Qiang: "......"

Fragment 2: Jing Ke wears clothes, but she wears them very painfully. In the end, I also wore my underwear outside.

Clip 3: During the day the next day, Liu Lao Liu brought another fat man over. The big fat man looked like he was only about 45 years old. Wearing a long gown embroidered with knife coins, his hair is much brighter than Jing Ke's, and he feels that flies can slip when he stands on it.

Liu Laoliu: "He is Qin Shi Huang~~"

Xiao Qiang's voiceover: I felt that the whole world was falling apart and the universe was lightless, so I said sluggishly, "This...... This...... This is the Qin Shi Huang, who unified the six kingdoms and can be called the most powerful and domineering Qin Shi Huang in history?? ”

The two greeted each other.

"Hadron ......"

"Brother Win ......"

Xiao Qiang's voiceover: He is called a brother and a brother to Qin Shi Huang. I feel like my face is like a bed that a child has wetted in, expanding infinitely in a limited space.

Fragment 4: After winning the big fat battle against Jing Erdu, and then destroying the toilet door, stool and other objects, Xiao Qiang used the 'red light fairy weapon' to move bricks and threaten to shake hands and make peace.

Fragment 5: Ying Zheng groped to turn on the TV, and at first watched "Commentary on Han Fei" of "Hundred Lectures", Xiao Qiang hurriedly changed the channel for him and asked him to watch "Meteor Vegetable Garden" (囧). That's not all, after watching a few episodes, Qin Shi Huang began to learn the authentic Taiwanese accent.

Excerpt 6...... Fragment 7...... Excerpt 8...... Excerpt 9......

Fragment 10: Ying Zheng and Jing Ke studied things in the fairy world, and then Xiao Qiang spit out: "If Ying Zheng and Jing Ke stay for a year, their intelligence should be able to successfully drop to the level of a 5-year-old child." ”

"Hahaha~~~" The audience sitting in front of the computer watching was unanimously amused by the funny plot. The whole film is full of hilarity. Some people were already laughing until their stomachs hurt and their faces cramped, and they had to pause the playback halfway through.

By the end of the first episode, Xiao Qiang saw the butt * stock and white legs of a beautiful woman in ancient costume through the door of the toilet. End of Episode 1......

"Finished? I'm going to have a lung. Is it Master Li? ”

"I rub!! Suddenly it broke off. I want to see what Master Li is like!! ”

"Ahhh I want to see Master Li!! ”

As soon as this key plot card was stuck, it immediately caused countless viewers to complain.

But they soon stopped complaining. Because a song that made their eggs hurt so much that it almost shocked them out of their bodies.

[Please stop being obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend......

Although I am reluctant, I still have to say......

Don't be obsessed with me anymore, I'm just a legend......

I have never been lonely, because you have accompanied me in my search......

Every legend fades over time......

Every strong person will have bitter setbacks behind him......

The reason why I live freely is because I know how to make trade-offs......

The reason for indifference is to see through everything......

Please stop being obsessed with my brother is just a legend ......]. (To be continued.) )