"What chicken? 817, double A, or native chicken? "Chef Li gave a multiple-choice question!

Chickens are chickens, how can there be so many names, Zhao Liansheng opened his mouth: "Native chicken!" "That's a good name! Down-to-earth!

Lao Li didn't do anything in this regard, he brought a local chicken to Zhao Liansheng, a special supply for stocking on the green hills in the suburbs, its meat is really pure green food, eating healthier than people, all day long in the mountains to spread joy, eating insects, grasshoppers, ants, wild vegetables and rapeseeds, the meat porcelain is very, it is difficult to find traces on the market, and it is specially supplied to high-end clubs such as hotels!

However, the problem is that this chicken is not easy to stew, there is no certain heating time, the taste is difficult to penetrate, and a bite is similar to eating beef tendon! The teeth are not good, and the tearing does not move!

How can Zhao Liansheng understand the Tao here, Ya doesn't know how to cook at all, at most he can cook noodles!

There is one more question, this chicken, it is alive!

Zhao Liansheng closed the door regardless of it, ready to be his samadhi real turkey! Before you do it, close your eyes and meditate, well, think back to how your mother killed the chickens!

Suddenly, his phone rang! This voice is not calling! It's the specific rhythm of Yan Chixia's channel:

Happy boy on the road of the world

The road is rugged and there is no sunlight

There are many directions to happiness in the mud and dust

A touch of dreamy wind and rain

The road is boundless!

In order to remember, Zhao Liansheng used the theme song of A Chinese Ghost Story, in which there is a person with the same name as Yan Chixia. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhao Liansheng reluctantly put down the butcher's knife held high, "Amitabha, let you live a little longer!" ”

"Brother!"

"Brother Yan!"

"You speak first!"

"Brother! I did it! I did it! I won Duo Wei's heart, and I successfully won Duo Wei's father with two rebirth pills! ”

My ears misheard, Zhao Liansheng hurriedly said: "Didn't you say one?" ”

"Yes! Originally, it was one, and it happened that they needed two, so I gave them to them, I thought so, anyway, it will be a family in the future, and I won't give it early or late,,"

"Are they looking for you again?"

"Ugh!"

"Did you say you could still get it?"

"Hmm!"

"What do you want me to say about you! People are ghosts, you are lovers! "Zhao Liansheng has a knife in his right hand and a chicken in his left hand, I can't wait for this chicken to be Yan Chixia, this fool!

"I bought a wife for twice the price, and you are still reasonable!"

"How can I buy it, we are a couple who love each other!!"

"Your father-in-law, the deputy patriarch, is also treacherous like a monkey! I sold you, and you still helped others check the money! ”

"Brother, you don't bless me, you still count me, my heart is not happy, I want to eat, eat, eat, eat chicken! Well! What are you holding in your hands! ”

"Chicken! Fool! ”

"Then why are you still stunned! Kill! ”

"What are you doing fighting, killing, killing!" Zhao Liansheng said, "I usually don't kill!" ”

"Don't kill?" The fool Yan Chixia obviously didn't believe it, "If you don't kill, what are you doing with a bright sharp knife!" Hahaha! ”

"I'm going to persuade it to kill itself!"

"Haha! It's funny, you're going to force him to kill himself! How can he be like a Confucian scholar, he has no power to tie a chicken, and he doesn't even dare to kill a chicken, how can he become a big thing in the future! ”

Despised by the fool, Zhao Liansheng said indignantly: "Okay, I admit it, I don't dare to kill, if you want to eat, do your best!" You don't know how to spell, the kind that makes it easy to take a chicken's life thousands of miles away with a wave of your hand! ”

“...... That's all myth! Yan Chixia said, "I hit a turkey on the way here, and I will send it to you to stew!" Give you a tooth sacrifice! I'll eat yours and let you taste what it's like to fly and fly here! ”

"This turkey is also a first-class demon beast, naturally full of treasures, eating it is very beneficial to the body, prolonging life," Yan Chixia said and forcibly teleported a thing.

was forced, Zhao Liansheng, who was listening to him, only felt that his eyes were dark, and he was smashed in the face by a furry object, if it weren't for Zhao Liansheng's strength, he would be stunned this time, and subconsciously grabbed this first-order demon beast with his left hand, and he hadn't seen anything like it!

The horror is this so-called turkey, it is still panting, although it was seriously injured by Yan Chixia, but as long as there is still a breath in it, it will fight to the death, its sharp long beak, like lightning poked Zhao Liansheng's eyes, it is fast, Zhao Liansheng is not slow, raised the steel knife in his hand on the door, only heard two crisp sounds, shocked Zhao Liansheng's hands are numb.

This beast has so much strength, it's not ordinary! Two holes were pecked out of the blade surface of the steel knife! Zhao Liansheng's hairs are all blown up!

Don't dare to slack off, put this so-called turkey on the ground, and then step on 10,000 feet so that it can never turn over, the imaginary struggle did not appear, this turkey looked at Zhao Liansheng with disdain, yes, Zhao Liansheng felt that the anthropomorphic eyes of this turkey seemed to be extremely angry and unwilling, "Lao Tzu I Yingniao, how could you die in the hands of your waste wood, it is really wronged!" What kind of place is this, why is Lao Tzu's cultivation so suppressed, even an ordinary man dares to point a knife at Lao Tzu, is there still heavenly reason, I want to breathe oxygen, not I want to breathe aura! ”

This chicken used up the last bit of strength, his breath was like a gossamer, his eyes were scattered, and he was about to die!

Zhao Liansheng put his mind at ease, laughed, everything was under control, "Say, don't pretend to be dead to Zhao Laozi, say, who are you sent to assassinate Lao Tzu, is it Liu Du's turtle grandson!" ”

Obviously, this heroic chicken can't answer Zhao Liansheng, it's already dead, Zhao Liansheng seriously suspects that this chicken is angry, with a bulging belly, as if it was blowing! This chicken is also a little too big, the size of a young ostrich on the earth, I'm afraid it will have to weigh forty or fifty pounds!

Zhao Liansheng's mobile phone is still on the video, the fierce and short battle just now, thrilling, knocked the phone aside, the distressed Zhao Liansheng picked it up and blew the soil, well, there is no soil, Zhang Qing's kitchen can almost reach the standard of a first-class sterile room!

The phone was originally fine, but with the turkey tilting its head, Weng's voice entered a flash flash, and the display entered the reboot stage.

Fortunately, it just entered the restart state, Zhao Liansheng said with emotion, and thought that the mobile phone had become a martyr for the turkey!

Since you're dead, let's get some hot water to remove hair and start cooking, the tinkling of pots and pans just now, I don't know what people outside think, you can be so hi when you cook, Zhao Liansheng is the first one!

It's hard for them to resist not running over to see, otherwise there is such a big bird in the room with a mouth half a foot long that has never been seen before, and it is unheard of, will it panic and collapse to the ground, I don't know who is the person, it's still interesting to think about!

Turned his head and looked for the local chicken that was about to be persuaded to commit suicide, and found that it had died in Zhao Liansheng's arms, the chicken head was pinned in the buttonhole of the shirt, the boss of the chicken was wide-eyed, and he didn't blink his eyes, it was estimated that this monster was so terrifying, just coerced the local chicken to death! Well, well, the cowhide is a bit big, and the main cause of death is being smashed!

The first-level demon beast is nothing more than that! Zhao Liansheng touched the golden cow hair on his neck and said, "If you don't die again, I will chant a spell to please move the golden hairer!" Kind of get up and fight me for another 300 rounds! Lao Tzu gives you a hand! ”