Chapter 35: Super Face-Changing Eggplant
Water is a special environment, where all the data, the effects of skills have to be re-evaluated, and in this regard, even the elite masters of ordinary players do not have much experience, because there are few specific tasks and dungeons in the game that must be completed in water.
Even if there is, it's just a short time, and it's an NPC to deal with, and players can easily pass the level if they master the routine, but they really don't experience much of an improvisable battle like today.
This is a difficult battle, I would rather kill the wrong person and I don't know when I changed back to the spear, a sweep of thousands of troops, but the direction of the spear is to stroke down, the knockdown effect of sweeping thousands of troops in the water is greatly weakened, but because of the push of the water, the attack range of the spear sweep becomes larger, and then a wave of water is formed to push out of the whirlpool.
This shot, not to mention below, there were also five people who were stunned, and then they spun and sank involuntarily to the bottom.
Come to besiege and kill the wrong group of players, but a group of ordinary people, the technology is really limited, the water war has always been more than less hooligan fighting, this time to kick the iron plate, are a little panicked, now there are many people with the idea: withdraw.
At this time, there was suddenly another muffled sound, and countless waves swept by, bringing harm to everyone, and even rolling them around.
"What's going on?" Everyone yelled like a pot.
"It's a timed grenade." Some players said depressedly.
It turned out that Zhang Daning asked Ning to jump up and send out a force to split Huashan before he secretly threw down a timed grenade, and someone asked again, "When did he change his firearm?" ”
Everyone looked at each other, and at this time used a very vulgar sentence to explain: In addition to the eye droppings, the rest are at a loss. So many people, but none of them found out!
It's horrible!
It's so perverted!
Everyone suddenly remembered that a guy had said before entering the water: Could it be that he thought he could beat us in the water?
Now this sentence can be fed to dogs, and people are not only winning now, but also abusing and killing. Hunter and prey, roles are reversed.
"What should I do?" In fact, everyone already has their own understanding of the situation, just waiting for a person of insight to shout "The wind is tight!" "Everyone is absolutely good.
"Huh? What about a broken bowel? Someone suddenly said this.
"yes, what about people?" Everyone is here to help him take revenge, why has the fight been going on for a long time, and the victim has not come forward yet.
"Will it ...... He didn't see the situation right, so he ran away first? Someone said.
When the situation is good, people's hearts think about the good, and when the situation is bad, people's hearts do not hesitate to think about the worst.
However, this kind of filthiness is often also a way to find steps for oneself, as this person said, everyone suddenly selectively forgot and would rather kill the mistake, and even shouted with the enemy to find a broken intestine to settle accounts.
"Let's go, this guy is so unkind, go to him to settle accounts!"
"Withdrawn, withdrawn, withdrawn......"
"Going ashore ...... ashore"
Hula these temporary extras scattered in all directions, as for whether people are looking for a song to break their intestines and settle accounts, it is not that he would rather kill the wrong care, he only cares about whether he can be quiet and mob, wait until the number of copies of the smoke wave is refreshed, and then rise to level 30, smelting system, he can't wait.
Among the extras who dispersed, there were one or two iron buddies who broke their bowels with a song, and when they left, the news immediately passed: "Brother, you ran fast, but you made us miserable, you are finished, there are many brothers who want to settle accounts with you, you can do it yourself." ”
"Fart! When did the old ~ son run away! "A song of broken intestines is hurrying to the side of Yanbo Lake, and when he receives the news, he is so angry that it is called seven orifices of smoke, and there are seven angry expressions behind the news.
", you haven't even shown your face for a long time, you didn't run away or ate ~?" This is also a big fire, and he usually says that he is an iron buddy, why do you push the iron buddy into the fire pit when it comes to a critical moment, and the iron buddy is iron, and he is not afraid of burning, right? That's wrong, if you burn too much, it will turn into molten iron.
The most annoying thing is that you run back and forth, and run the head office with a few good buddies, right? No! This battle was brutally abused, and he was chased in the water single-handedly, and he was a water dog alive!
The person who was thinking sadly, and a song of heartbroken news came back: "Old ~ son TMD is the first to hang up, do you know!" ”
You can imagine how sad and angry a song is at this time, when he was swept into the bottom of the lake, he shouted for help and no one came, shouted for help in the team channel and didn't see anyone coming, and he was resurrected immediately after lying down and was rushing from Northern Lights City, and received such a shocking news halfway, how sad and powerful did he have to use to make this sentence......
His iron buddy also happened to open the historical news of the team's channel, and the first sentence of help was a heartbreaking song. I was speechless.
"Dude......" The iron buddy really didn't know what to say, and the only thing he could do was to post his heart-wrenching conversation with Yiyi to the team channel, so that everyone was speechless.
“……”
“……”
…… More than a dozen ellipses lined up in the back, saying that they were looking for a broken intestine to settle accounts, and they had no face to say anything.
Brushing monsters is boring, and it is gratifying to see the experience rise little by little, Zhang Daning is just boring and relieved to repeat the mechanical work, and suddenly there is a shout at the door: "Fast food!" ”
Zhang Daning put down the mouse and let Ning Ji stand in a daze, got up and opened the door, took it, paid for it, and delivered the food This is a middle-aged strong man in his forties and fifties, dressed in a chef's outfit and wearing an apron, which is nothing in the kitchen, but it looks nondescript when walking on the street.
Zhang Daning didn't really care about this, but the chef squeezed in, put the fast food on the table, and didn't take the money handed over by Zhang Daning, but walked behind the eggplant, the eggplant's real name is Li Dajiao, who was playing the arena with headphones at this time, and didn't notice that there was an extra chef behind him.
Zhang Daning opened his mouth but suddenly realized that he had ordered a meal at Piaoxiang Restaurant, and the eggplant was miserable. The corners of Zhang Daning's mouth twitched, and he smiled wordlessly.
"Yo! What a great time! ”
"That's, don't look at who it is!" Eggplant heard such a flattery in his ear, and without thinking about it, he picked up such a smug word, and then, his face changed.
"yes, and I don't see who it is." The chef seemed to smile, "Li Dajiao." ”
"Old ...... Dad! Eggplant's face turned green when he faced the screen, but the moment he turned it, it turned into a flattering smile, "Wow! Dad, after only a while, you're handsome again! How did you come out and deliver the food yourself? Oh, is that tigress at home bullying you? Don't be afraid, I'll go back to educate her immediately, so that she can understand what it means to be virtuous and virtuous, and have a group of wives and concubines! ”
Chen Yang and Zhu Feng were so shocked that they almost rolled off the chairs, and the cigarette on Zhang Daning's mouth fell off, and the three of them were stunned and confused, just because these words were so blunt and awkward.
The chef Dahan was full of beards, and said that it was okay to be rude, but it was really against his will to use the word "handsome", and then listen, Eggplant called Dahan Dad, and also called Dad's family There is a tigress, and this relationship is ...... No way! This tigress is his wife! And then what are the groups of wives and concubines......
The three of them were shocked and speechless, no words could express the mood of the three people who were messy in the wind at the moment, but if you look carefully at the expression on the eggplant's face...... This, this TMD is so awesome and natural!
The level of the actor! The three lamented that eggplant not going to act in movies is really a big loss for the entertainment industry.