In 2099, it was spring. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Uh, no, autumn, autumn. Who doesn't start school on September 1st? Don't ask me why, because this is the day since the founding of my Great Heavenly Kingdom. It has been practiced for more than 200 years, and why is my Great Heavenly Kingdom set on September 1st? You wait, I'll check it out, later. No, I'll check what he's doing, I'd better hurry up and report it. I can finally leave home and live a free life, one word cool! Zheng Jian hummed a little song as he walked quickly towards the school.

Classmate, this is your dormitory card, dormitory No. 9757, out of this building, turn right, walk 150 meters, then turn left and go straight for 200 meters, and finally turn right 80 meters to arrive, the next one. "Auntie, wait, how did you turn it, can you say it again" Zheng Jian asked sweating profusely. Who knows, there are too many people who signed up today, and the aunt doesn't pay attention to it at all, or maybe it's too noisy and didn't hear it at all.

Zheng Jian reluctantly went out of the registration office and kept complaining: "Bad reviews, absolute bad reviews, I only say the road once to a road idiot." If it weren't for the fact that today is the first day of school, I would have asked my dad to find a carload of people to hack you to death every minute. ”

Zheng Jian walked for more than ten minutes, and suddenly found that he couldn't find the bedroom. "God, can you drop an angel and show me the way?" After saying that, I hit the locust tree on the side of the road hard.

At this time, a coquettish scolding, "Who, neurosis, didn't you know that it just rained yesterday?" ”

Zheng Jian hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, beauty, I'm not in a hurry when I can't find a dormitory." After speaking, he also took a cautious look at this person. I was stunned, I went here to be an angel with skin like clotted fat, collar like a grub, teeth like a rhinoceros, red lips and white teeth, full of heaven, and clear eyebrows. Forget it, I can't make it up, I'm actually a muscular woman.

The muscular girl asked, "How many are you?" ”

"Eldest sister, how do you get to Building 9?" As soon as I finished speaking, I saw the muscular woman's anger rise to the peak, and then roared: "Are you so blind, don't you see such a big 9 in front of you?" ”

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I came to the 9757 dormitory with my head down, swiped my card, and entered the door. Hey, what do I smell like, stinky socks. Fortunately, I practiced it on my dad Zheng Xing, not on my legs, the smell is stronger than this, hey, it's really a familiar taste, there is a feeling of coming home. At this time, I saw a tall thin man wearing slippers and a vest walking quickly.

"Hey, brother, you're here, I want to kill you." After saying that, he kept patting me on the shoulder with his hand that I don't know if he had just taken off his shoes and socks but was washed.

"Alas, brother, we don't know each other yet, okay, don't be so self-acquainted, right? Be careful, I'll tell my dad to bring a carload of people to hack you to death every minute. I said to myself. Of course, I wouldn't say that. You must know that I am Zheng Jian, and I can perfectly play the eighteen palms of the dragon descending in the spirit of the cheap word to the seventeenth palm. And why not? Because, slowly on the road of life, you always have to pursue something, otherwise what's the difference between people and salted fish, right?

So, I immediately put down my luggage, took his hand enthusiastically, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Brother, it's all up to you for the next four years!" ”

"Brother, my name is Fu Pai, and your name is Sa?"

"Fu Pai. Fu Pai, as soon as I hear it, it is gray and often has a style, not bad, not bad, good name. Contemptible, sexual, famous. I'll give you a lot of advice in the future. ”

"Oh, brother, what's the talk. However, you are talking crepe, is there any mystery that can't be done? ”

"I ......"

Just then, the door opened again, and one came in, and the other came in. Alas, then who will translate the translation. By the way, come in a white-clothed Shengxue, well-dressed beast, not a talented and beautiful woman. That's what it means, anyway. A little handsome, a little melancholy, or maybe a dumb person asked. "Two brothers, but they are contemptible classmates for the next three years?"

Alas, I'll go, rob me of the show, I don't want to mix up, don't you, I'm literate, you're more literate than me, okay, I'll ask my dad to bring a carload of people to hack you to death.

Of course I wouldn't say that. "yes, yes. Brother, come here, I was chatting with Brother Fu Pai when you came in, fate, fate. ”

Fu Pai said beside him, "Yes, big brother, when I saw you coming in in with white clothes, I knew that you were a scholar."

"......, I'll rub it, these two goods, are we going to college, okay, still studying, you're not here to study, being roommates with this kind of person, I really want to crash to death."

Who knows, this later scholar in white (forgive me for not knowing his name, because he hasn't said it yet) is still shy and blushing. I'll go, is this an eight-o'clock Korean drama, God, a thunderbolt will kill me. No, let's kill my two roommates.

It's too late to say it's too fast, that's not right. How to say this, by the way, Song Jiang came in time. A fat man with a belly only slightly smaller than a water tank came in. He was followed by two bodyguards and a housekeeper. What is the situation of me going here, rich second generation. Oops, it's gone, it's gone. I can't stand it, my little heart is plopping, like a deer, I can't stop.

"My brother is here, my brother is the east tonight, and the Bishuixuan Hotel is walking."

The rich second generation is different! In one word, cow. Two, special cattle. Five words, it's awesome.

Who knows, at this time, his butler's words made me fall from heaven to hell.

Butler: "Young master, the master commanded, you are an adult, you should be independent, from today your credit card will be cancelled, and you will only be given 100,000 heavenly yuan to your bank account every month." ”

I'll go, and Bishui Xuan will leave me like this. God, my abalone, my long-legged cheongsam attendant, my ......

The fat man said impatiently: "Write off, write off." What's the matter, you hurry up and make my bed, I'm going to go out with my roommate to have fun, Bi Shui Xuan can't go, can't you afford to eat at the Brilliant Hotel for 10,000 heavenly yuan a meal? After cleaning up, hurry up and get out, nagging, annoying when you see it. It's not easy, I'm free, I want you to talk more. ”

Ouch, this is a good roommate and a good buddy model. Just one word, reliable. I think that my living expenses are 5,000 yuan a month, and I can only go to a big hotel once in two months without eating or drinking, envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Late at night, Zheng Jian hiccuped and kept reminiscing about the dinner scene tonight. I'll go, the soup is delicious, the meat is tender, and the waiter in the hotel is beautiful. Hey, how to describe it, I just learned to fight with my dad before I went, and I really don't know how to describe this. It's all my father's fault, I'm uneducated, and I've been teaching me to fight. I can go to this Zhonghai Technical School, ahh It was still stained with the light of his comrades-in-arms hundreds of years ago, and he came in through the back door. It's not, I'm in a hurry now, I don't know how to describe today's delicious meal, it's a waste! Shame on you!