Chapter Eighty-Five: The Most Dangerous Man
Fountain and Goddess of Peace, the priesthood involves defense, healing, and recovery, and the church's special classes are [Singer of Life] and [Champion of Peace] - both of which are evaluated by players as "battlefield-stirring sticks"!
[Life Singer] is commonly known as "MLM Singer", and is good at MLM and abducting Xiao Zhengtai (player). The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info specializes in mind control skills such as [Song of Peace] and [Call of Life], and these mind control skills are all "group buffs" BUF, which not only ignores various resistances, but is also forcibly judged as "allies" by the system.
[Peace Fighter] is commonly known as "Shake M Warrior", is a variant of the warrior monk, the class characteristics are able to convert damage and pain into healing effects on themselves, with all the extremely high tenacity and will, and has a high resistance to various abnormal states.
Of all the classes, the Peace Fighter may not be the hardest, nor the bloodiest, but it is definitely the meatiest and hardest to kill!
When several Saint Seiya ...... Ah, no, it's the "peace fighter" who protects a pyramid scheme singer to stop in the middle of the battlefield...... I don't know what the mood of the aborigines is, but the player's mood is definitely like (beep-) dogs!
If there is a believer in the goddess of peace in his team, Green will definitely kick her out of the team without saying a word! If you don't let you kill monsters and level up, this game can still be played!?
"Remember! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely do not join the Order of Adassis! No matter how nice or simple they say, don't join in! Green sighed, "Well...... That's it. Let's disband. β
"Yes, master."
Shivina looked at this Green strangely, and seemed to wonder why Green was so nervous. But out of trust in Green, she nodded obediently: "Okay, I see." In short, don't join the Order of Adassis, right? β
"Hmm." Green paused, "By the way, the hot springs here are good. Behind the inn is an open-air hot spring that you can go and enjoy. β
"Hot springs...... "Shivina's eyes lit up, "Indeed, it would be a pity not to soak in the hot springs after coming to the water capital." Alya, let's go to the hot springs together~"
"Hot springs? What is a hot spring? Arya looked at her mother curiously.
"It's a bit like a bathhouse. It's very comfortable~"
"Bathhouse? Bathe? Arya's body shrank back, "Ai, Arya doesn't want to take a shower. "The bloodline of the red dragon makes Arya hate water, and she feels uncomfortable when she touches it.
"No way!" Shivina grabbed Arya, "It's been a long time since you've taken a shower!" Take advantage of this time, you must wash well. β
"Don't! Don't! Arya wept and mourned.
However, Xiwena completely ignored Arya's objections, directly arrested the little girl, turned to Green and said, "Green, let's go first." β
"Well, go ahead." Greene paused, "I'll go later." β
Vader's mother and daughter and the slave girl Sarai soon left, leaving only Grimm and Shakia in the room.
"Sakia, you can help me prepare a change of clothes, and we'll go to the hot springs later."
"Yes, master."
Sakia began to help Green take out the underwear that needed to be changed from her luggage, while Green took out her staff and began to practice spells.
There are several types of hot springs in the city of water. Among them, there are those who lose weight, those who gain weight, those who heal and restore life, and even those that restore spirit and magic! And the hot springs of this inn that Green chose are the type to restore the spirit and magic.
Of course, the magic recovery speed obtained by soaking in the hot spring is certainly not as fast as taking drugs, but it is not much worse than meditation, and more importantly, the magic hot spring can be superimposed with the blue effect of meditation!
After practicing a few spells and consuming almost half of his mana, Green took Shakia to the hot springs.
Surrounded by a wooden wall, a stone hot tub was bubbling with mist, and a yellow-haired boy was sitting in the hot spring with a serious face, staring at the hot spring gate.
Suddenly! The door to the hot spring was opened with a "hula".
Here it comes! The yellow-haired boy's eyes widened in excitement, staring closely behind the smoke, waiting for someone to come in through the door.
"Mona~"
"Mona~Mona~"
"Mona~Mona~Mona~"
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In the stunned eyes of the yellow-haired boy, a group of white creatures like rabbits walked into the hot spring, then walked to the sink and began to bathe.
"What are these!?" The yellow-haired boy was stupid, "What the hell am I doing?" β
At this moment, the yellow-haired boy suddenly noticed that there seemed to be someone else outside the door!
Oh?
The yellow-haired boy's expression instantly became serious again, staring closely at the entrance of the hot spring.
Then the yellow-haired boy saw a teenager who walked in with a bathtub......
"Ah~ it's a man again." The yellow-haired young man couldn't help but have a trace of disappointment on his face, "It's obviously a mixed bath, why are it either men or some mysterious creatures." β
The yellow-haired boy looked at Mona who was bathing in the sink with a wistful expression.
Maybe there were women among the white creatures, but ...... There's a hair! The beautiful big sister I want to see! Cute little girl! It's not a creature that can't see a human form at all!
The yellow-haired boy's mood was very sad.
After Green walked into the hot spring, he glanced at the yellow-haired boy sitting in the pool, then walked to the side of the sink and began to take a bath.
"Master, I'll help you rub your back."
"Well, please." Green handed a bath soap and towel to Sakia behind her.
At this moment, the yellow-haired boy in the hot spring seemed to suddenly feel something!
Sky! Why didn't I notice there's a maid here!?
A trace of doubt flashed across the yellow-haired boy's face. It was a black-haired girl with a mysterious and noble temperament, and the maid outfit she was wearing was not only very beautiful, but it did not affect her noble temperament in the slightest.
"Hey, that maid over there." The yellow-haired boy suddenly spoke.
"Huh?" Green turned his head strangely and looked at the yellow-haired boy.
"It's a hot spring, and stripping naked is the most basic etiquette!" The yellow-haired boy said with a serious expression very seriously.
Greene: "......"
Yes...... How to say it. This is really youthful......
Green turned his head, ignoring the yellow-haired boy, picked up the soap, and prepared to wash himself.
"Mona~" A Mona ran to Grimm's side, holding a silk scarf that was very large for him, as if she wanted to help Grimm take a bath.
Green looked down at Mona, "You don't have to worry about me, go take a shower yourself." β
"Mona ......" Mona left in a low mood.
Seeing that Mona's mood seemed to be a little low, Green thought for a while: "Mona, you guys remember to wash yourselves." If anyone is still dirty, I'll put them in my pocket. β
Hearing Green's words, all Mona straightened up and saluted!
"Mona!"
Being stuffed into a pet's pocket is not a pleasant thing. After all, Mona's intelligence attributes are not low, and they don't have only instinct like ordinary summoned creatures, so they don't like the feeling of being stuffed into their pockets.
After taking a bath, Green walked into the hot spring.
Sakia knelt behind Grimm, her presence diminishing again.
The Monas also jumped into the hot springs after bathing, using the hot springs as swimming pools and having fun in the hot springs.
"Mona!"
"Mona~"
"Mona Mona~~"
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Mona was having fun in the hot springs.
The yellow-haired boy ignored the noisy Mona in the hot springs, his eyes widened, and he tried to look behind Green.
Hey!? What about the maid lady just now? Why is Miss Maid gone!? Could it be that she is gone? Leave...... Wait, did she go to the locker room to undress?
The yellow-haired boy looked at the door of the hot spring with a serious expression.
Suddenly! The doors of the hot springs opened......
Oh!!! A big sister with no clothes on! The yellow-haired boy's eyes widened, and then ...... A muscular man walked in.
The yellow-haired boy hit his head on the water, feeling uncomfortable.
"The hot springs here can restore spirit and magic ......," the muscular man who had just come in glanced at the yellow-haired boy and Grimm and Mona in the hot springs.
"Wow! ~What a cute creature~" Suddenly, a female voice came from behind the muscular man.
Woman's voice!? The yellow-haired boy raised his head excitedly!
Soon, a woman wrapped in a towel stepped out from behind the muscular man.
It was a mature woman full of holiness and motherhood, with very rare short pink hair and pointed ears characteristic of half-elves, even if she was covered by a towel, but it could not hide her bumpy and beautiful figure.
Wow! Beauty! The yellow-haired boy's expression became very serious and serious! It's like a research scholar thinking about philosophy.
"Na, na~ boy, did you summon these little guys?" The woman said to Green with an innocent smile on her face.
However, in the face of the woman's passionate smile, Green only had vigilance on his face!
Hell yes! I haven't violated the order here, and I haven't done anything to disrupt the order, so why would a life singer come to me?
Players are not afraid of heaven and earth, even if the gods are just a slightly higher level boss in the eyes of players, as long as there are enough cannon fodder and the level is high enough, they can still be on the ground! But there is a group of people who are as terrifying as natural enemies in the eyes of players!
That is the "MLM singer" of the Adamis Order.
Because of the belief factor, no matter what the player does, the MLM singers will not attack the players, so the players can't attack them, but those MLM singers can carry out "pyramid schemes" on the players!
If the player's will can't be identified, the result is that he will be pitted to be a Saint Seiya...... Ah, no, it's to be a peace fighter, and from then on embark on a fucked life of "if you are brave, you must protect the goddess".
To be honest, the [Peace Fighter] profession itself is actually quite strong, even if it has the two states of "can't kill" and "you must intervene to stop it when you see a fight", it can't hide its strong survivability, and it stands to reason that this profession is actually pretty good. But......
Once you enter a pyramid scheme, you will be as deep as the sea, and once you join a pyramid scheme...... Ah, no, it's the Adassis Order, which receives all kinds of strange "mandatory tasks" every day, and often has no control over their roles, and most of their income is handed over to the organization, and they often have to accompany MLM singers from time to time...... Ah no, it's the life singer who went out to die. The most fucked up thing is that if the house MLM goes online...... Ahh If your own life singer dies, your transcendent career level will be forcibly cleared, and there will be an extra [self-blame] DEBUF.
Is there a worse MLM organization in the world than this!?
There is wood! Absolutely woody! Even the devil and the devil have a better conscience than they do!
The most nonsense is that both the good and evil camps say that the members of this cheating organization are a group of "kind/stupid/naΓ―ve/foolish people like the Virgin" and "they laugh like children"......
Our Lady of Your Sister! Child, your sister! Fool naΓ―ve your sister! People of Io World, are you blind!? The leaders of this organization are a group of mind snatchers dressed in the skin of the "Virgin" (Note 1)! What's even more excessive is that the Mind Flayer eats the brains of living beings at most, but this group of "Holy Mothers" even eats people with their skins, and they don't spit out bones!
In the eyes of the aborigines, the MLM singers are a group of "silly white sweet", but in the eyes of players, the MLM singers are completely mobile disasters! If you meet a MLM singer in the novice period...... Let's delete the number directly.
Green couldn't help but glance at his attributes. Grimm has a perception of up to 25 and an intelligence attribute of 28, plus he wears a ring on his hand that has a constant powerful mechanized mind. Such attributes and equipment are basically enough for Green to be exempted from the MLM singer's MLM.
Thinking of this, Green was no longer so nervous.
"Yes, these are my minions." Green looked the woman in front of him up and down.
I have to admit that the appearance of this MLM singer in front of her is definitely a beauty in the eyes of human beings. With her healthy and straight breasts, Miaoman's body curves are not inferior even to succubi, and her angelic appearance and sparkling holy smile on her face are enough to make anyone feel good about her, not even directly under her pomegranate skirt.
Tut! Scheming! At that time, I don't know how many innocent otaku were deceived by the innocent appearance of the singer, and since then they have stepped into the bottomless abyss of the "goddess of protection", and even some players have really fallen in love with these scheming.
Of course, Green would never have made such a mistake.
With an innocent smile, the scheming said to Green, "They look so cute." Na~ Can I hug them? β
Green twisted his head and suddenly stood up from the hot spring: "I've already finished soaking, you guys take your time." β
After saying that, Green wrapped his scarf around and walked out.
"Mona! ~" Seeing Green leaving, Mona also hurriedly ran out of the hot springs and ran out with Grimm.
The woman looked at the departing Green and smiled slightly, as if she didn't care about Green's faux pas: "What an interesting person." β
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Note 1: The Mind Flayer, a very ferocious creature that feeds on the brains of living beings, and is adept at controlling the minds of opponents with psychic powers, or using psychic blasts.