Chapter 262 Trading
Liu Mengran, who has always been gentle and intellectual, has never heard such direct words. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoUsually, those men all praise her as a fairy, and when they are not respectful to her, even if they pay attention to her in their hearts, they dare not show it in front of her.
Liu Mengran raised a red glow on his face, and said in a somewhat delicate tone to Feng Wuji: "Mr. said that he was joking, how can the little woman Pu Liuzi be a gentleman's maid!" ”
Liu Mengran is like a peach blossom's beautiful face, and Feng Wuji is slightly dizzy when he looks at it. While sighing that Liu Mengran was extremely beautiful, he couldn't help but sigh that this woman was good-tempered. If other women see a family member threatening to accept herself as a maid, even if she doesn't get angry on the spot, she will definitely not have a good face for herself!
"That's right! Right! Mowgli likes to joke the most! Mowgli, let's go to the rostrum! Wei Gong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, dragged Feng Wuji and walked to the rostrum!
While Feng Wuji was dragged away by Wei Gong, he still couldn't help but say, "Who are kidding, I'm serious." Miss Liu's cooking, the level of food is very high, you want to have her cook for me in the future, what a wonderful life it is! Miss Liu, think about it, you be my maid, I will give you five fifth-order pills every month as a reward, can you do a mutually beneficial deal! ”
"Wei Gong...... What are you doing! Why are you dragging me so hard? I haven't talked to Miss Liu yet! Five is not enough? Those ten, ten will do. Don't open your mouth. Ah...... Gong Wei, you're still dragging it, I'm beating someone! ”
"Ten fifth-order pills!" Everyone was a little stunned, and even Liu Mengran's face changed slightly.
And only Li You's eyes lit up, and his eyes also shone when he looked at Feng Wuji: He seems to be quite rich with a cheap master, shouldn't he rob him?!
"Gong Wei! How do you do that? Don't you see me negotiating with Mengran again? Feng Wuji sat on the rostrum, looking at Wei Gong who was still dragging him with dissatisfaction.
"Phew! You're really going to get acquainted with it. Mengran is your name? But of course he wouldn't say this, but smiled at Feng Wuji, "Boss Feng wants to find a maid, and the emperor wants to do it." Why bother looking for Mengran! ”
"Wei Gong, you don't understand Jiujiu, the maid first has to find an eye-catching one, and she must have a good temper here. The most important thing is that Mengran's cooking skills are very strong, and I don't have to worry about going hungry in the future! Feng Wuji analyzed Wei Gong very seriously.
"Damn! Are you looking for a maid or a wife! "No matter how good Wei Gong's temper is, when he hears Feng Wuji's words, he can't help but scold, facing the bastard boy, he really can't help it!
Wei Gong's foul words made everyone's eyes turn to him. They looked at Wei Gong with wide eyes, and it was difficult to understand that Wei Gong, who had always been gentle and elegant, would also burst into foul language.
At the same time, everyone was also surprised, why did Wei Gong have such a good attitude towards Feng Wuji?! What other young talents are there in the imperial capital who are worthy of him? Even those four geniuses are not worthy of him, right?!
"Haha...... Gong Wei, you finally scolded your mother. Yes, yes, it looks like you haven't got that pair out yet! Feng Wuji laughed and seemed happy.
Wei Gong's face was a little red, and he still hadn't come out for more than a year, which really made him feel a little embarrassed!
"Master, what's wrong?" Li You didn't know where it came from, and said flatteringly to this Feng Wuji.
Feng Wuji's heart suddenly became vigilant, he had seen the little kid for the whole time, Feng Wuji knew that this little kid was ghostly!
"Li You, you actually dare to play your master, you wait, I will use the door rules to clean you up!" Feng Wuji said viciously.
"Master, you're not right, I'm just relaying what you say from the bottom of your heart, is it also wrong? Master, you don't really want to find my sister to be a maid, do you? Li You said with a smile.
"What? Can't you? Feng Wuji glared at Li You, the little kid.
"Okay! But the master has to work hard! My sister even the princess refused! If you can really catch up with my sister, I will definitely believe in the technology of the Wolf Palace in the future! Li You smiled, and secretly slandered in his heart: Phew! It would be a miracle if you could catch up with my sister too!
Wei Gong looked at Li You, and he was also very helpless about the living treasure of the Li family. Only such a ghost path person will recognize Feng Wuji, who is also a ghost path, as a master!
Wei Gong looked at everyone and looked at him, and he hurriedly said, "Mr. Huang, Zhao, Feng, and Murong are four gentlemen. Come to the podium, too! ”
The faces of the four talented people suddenly appeared with joy, and everyone looked at them with envy. Sit down on the podium, that's equivalent to them going straight to the finals!
Feng Wuji looked at Li Bing, who was standing in the distance, and looked at the four of them with jealousy and envy, Feng Wuji saw this, and immediately waved his hand to this Li Bing and said, "Ice cubes, you can also come up and sit!" ”
Li Bing was stunned for a moment, then turned his gaze to Wei Gong, only to see Wei Gong nodding. This made Li Bing even more surprised, what did Feng Wuji do? Let Wei Gong treat it like this!
Everyone looked at Li Bing, who also made it to the rostrum, and they were a little distracted, and they could naturally see that this was completely Wei Gong's face in the face of Feng Wuji.
At the same time, everyone also looked at Feng Wuji's house clothes a little strangely. Unexpectedly, Feng Wuji is actually Li Bing's younger brother, so obviously Feng Wuji is not a family member.
And those who knew more frowned one by one: if they remember correctly, Li Bing has a legendary younger brother. But it doesn't look like a kid!
Just when Feng Wuji and Li You were joking, a woman's fragrance poured into his nose, making Feng Wuji look sideways. I saw Liu Mengran sitting on Wei Gong's right hand side in an instant. and himself is separated by Wei Gong!
"Gong Wei, let's change positions!" Feng Wuji ignored Wei Gong's opposition and dragged Wei Gong up. There are beautiful women next to them, and the ghost is with Li You's little brat!
"Mr. Yi!" Liu Mengran saw that Feng Wuji was beside her, her face flushed, and she looked at Feng Wuji shyly and said, her eyes flickered a little.
Wei Gong saw Feng Wuji sitting firmly in his seat, looking at Liu Mengran with a smile in his eyes, and he shook his head helplessly. This kid is still so shameless.
"Mengran! Whether you can do mutually beneficial things or not, ten fifth-order pills, I took them out very painfully! Feng Wuji looked pained.
Feng Wuji's title instantly made Liu Mengran's face even more red: "Feng Wuji, sir, can you change your name?" ”
"Change your name?! All right! Dream dream?! Or is it so? ”
"It's not!" Liu Mengran felt that her continuous heat was very hot, and she said anxiously.
"Isn't it?! That's my dear? Baby? Feng Wuji said very seriously.
"It's not!" Liu Mengran panicked in her heart, if Feng Wuji called her like this, she wouldn't be alive!
"It's not either, it's not either! Do you want me to call that? Hey...... This isn't good! Feng Wuji looked at Liu Mengran evilly.
"Ah......" Liu Mengran was shocked when he saw the strange smile on Feng Wuji's face, and quickly interrupted Feng Wuji and said, "Mr. Yi, just call me Mengran!" ”
Feng Wuji suddenly laughed: "Say it earlier!" Mengran almost made me think crooked. I also think Mengran sounds good! ”
Li You looked at the scene blankly, not to mention the shock in his heart, he had the idea of worshipping Feng Wuji. This cheap master is too good, and he can get his sister in just a few words!
When Wei Gong saw the scene, a cold sweat broke out on his forehead: this kid's shamelessness has increased a lot. Wei Gong looked at his disciple with some concern. As a gentle and intellectual disciple, can he stop the scoundrel Feng Wuji?!
"Mengran, ten fifth-order pills are a very high reward. Don't you think about it? Feng Wuji looked at Liu Mengran with a smile and said.
A red glow flew out of Liu Mengran's face, dodging Feng Wuji's ridiculous gaze, and turned his head to look at the talented women in the audience.
Seeing this, Feng Wuji laughed. Liu Mengran's well-behaved and shy appearance reminded Feng Wuji of Qirou, who was also charming and moving, and had an excellent temper.
However, Feng Wuji was also afraid that Liu Mengran would be annoyed and angry, so he didn't continue to tease! He also felt a series of murderous eyes on him!
Liu Mengran saw that Feng Wuji's gaze also turned to the audience, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. She had never faced such shameless means. In the face of Feng Wuji, she was almost at a loss!
Feng Wuji's eyes turned around the talented girls, and after a long time, he muttered in a slight voice: "It's still dreamy and good-looking!" ”
As soon as Feng Wuji's words were finished, a red glow rose on Liu Mengran's face, but his eyes were staring straight ahead, pretending not to hear this!
When Li You saw his sister like this, he couldn't wait to worship Feng Wuji, he felt that he was so excited that he wanted to cry: With such a master, is his virginity still a problem?!
"Brother Ma, Brother Liu. Brother Zhao, how about we play with joint poems? A fat man who grew extremely fat, seeing Liu Mengran's eyes on him, he immediately straightened his chest excitedly, and said arrogantly to a few people next to him.
Obviously, these people also wanted to show their excitement because of the gaze of the first talented woman and beauty, and nodded in agreement one by one, "I want it!" Fine! Fat brother, then I'll make the first sentence, a group of ducks under the mountain! ”
"Brother Ma is really talented, and Mr. Ben took the second sentence: Shh
"Haha, the two brothers' literary talents are really extraordinary, and I took the third sentence: Go down to the river to pull the goose intestines and heal the hungry!"
After Feng Wuji heard it, he almost didn't suffocate in one breath. Turning his head to look at Liu Mengran, he saw that she was also uncomfortable, and her whole beautiful face was red!
"Fat brother, it's your turn!" Seeing that the fat man hadn't been able to say a word for a long time, the three of them reminded one by one.
The fat man's face was flushed, and after a long time, he slapped his thigh and said, "Go home and play with your wife after eating!" ”
"Poof......
Feng Wuji didn't take a breath, and laughed out loud with a snort: This dead fat man, bosom friend, bosom friend! It won't be the reincarnation of Tang Bohu!
"So wet, so wet!" Feng Wuji clapped his palms and laughed, he didn't think like he walked down from the rostrum, walked in front of the fat man, held his hand tightly and said, "Bosom friend, bosom friend!" ”
The fat man saw Liu Mengran looking at him with a smile on his face, and this mysterious young man admired him, and his vanity was greatly satisfied. He arched his hand and pretended to be modest and said, "Awards, awards!" ”
"Where is the fat brother, as soon as you look at the fat brother's belly, you know that you are full of poetry books, otherwise how can you make poems that understand the psychology of men so deeply!" Feng Wuji looked at the fat man adoringly.
"Haha, brother Tai is also a fellow person! Why don't we pick up the poems together? "The fat man is very comfortable with Feng Wuji's horse, and his impression of Feng Wuji has changed greatly.
"Little brother is doing this again! The little brother picked up the fifth sentence: After playing with his wife and playing with the maid?! How is it? You don't have to be a fat brother, right? ”
"Poof......
Wei Gong didn't hold back after all, a mouthful of tea squirted out of his mouth violently, and he almost didn't die of laughter! Turning her head to look at Liu Mengran, she saw that her face was covered with redness, obviously shy of Feng Wuji's meat words!
"Brother Tai is talented! This sentence, both in terms of quality and artistic conception, has risen to a higher level than my previous sentence! After playing with his wife and playing with the maid, Brother Ren really understands the psychology of men! "The fat man shocked the 'literary style' of the wind and unscrupulous, and I admired it greatly!
"Prizes, prizes!" Feng Wuji said with a smile, "That little brother also came out with a sentence for everyone to pick up, the bright moonlight in front of the bed!" ”
"Fat brother, don't be strong with me about this, I'll take the second sentence with this: two pairs of shoes under the bed!"
"I'll come to the third sentence: a pair of dog men and women!"
"Brother Ma, do you want the fourth sentence? Don't let me say that...... Stripped naked on bed! ”
"High ...... High! Several benevolent brothers are worthy of being full of poetry and books, I am willing to bow to the wind, willing to bow to the wind! Ma Caizi looked ashamed, and looked at the four of Feng Wuji with admiration!
"Puff ......"
This poem made several people on the rostrum pounce under the table. One by one, they looked at the five people who were smiling very obscenely, and they didn't feel that their faces were hot: Gao Cai, indeed Gao Cai. It's just a certain talent!
The four talented people originally had a sense of crisis when they saw Feng Wuji sitting next to Liu Mengran, but now they breathed a sigh of relief, and such a wine bag and rice bag could not threaten them. Liu Mengran once said in person that her husband must be the best in the world. Looking at this kid's appearance, there is no ink on his chest at first glance!
Liu Mengran felt that her face was very hot, she turned her head to the side and didn't dare to listen to the meat poems of Feng Wuji and a few people anymore. On the contrary, he saw Li You looking at Feng Wuji with a look of adoration, as if he also wanted to join in!
"Li You, you are not allowed to do this in the future!" Liu Mengran shouted at Li You. She didn't want her innocent brother to be ruined by someone! But what Liu Mengran didn't know was that his younger brother, who had always been well-behaved, was **** in his bones!
"Sister! I know! Li You replied obediently, and immediately pretended to be sitting upright! But in my heart, I am thinking, when will I be able to reach the unruly appearance of my master?!
"Brother Yi! How about I ask you to do me a favor? The fat man suddenly thought of something and said to Feng Wuji.
"Brother Tai has something to say, do you want me to help you write a few erotic poems and pick up girls? It's okay, this hand is here! Feng Wuji felt that this fat man had a very good appetite for himself, and laughed.
"Brother Yi, where do you want to help me write beautiful poems? With the talents of a few of us, it is also a matter of hand-to-hand capture! The fat man said proudly.
Feng Wuji didn't doubt the authenticity of this sentence at all, he nodded very much and said, "Then what is the fat brother asking the little brother to help with?" ”
"Brother Yi, it's like this! We have a sworn enemy named Monkey, who has been bullying the four of us under the pretense that there are five of us! Although the four of us were successful, those few were not bad, and they relied on one more than us. Every time it beats us, I can't swallow this breath! Now looking at Brother Yi's talent, it is obviously not inferior to me, so I want to ask Brother Yi to help me go to revenge together! ”
"What?! There are still people who can't handle the four fat brothers? We'll have to see. Don't worry, with our five great talents, it will not be easy to defeat them! Feng Wuji said angrily.
"Haha, I knew that Brother Yi was a cheerful person! Now five-on-five, they are definitely not our opponents! The fat man laughed triumphantly, as if he had trampled his opponent under his feet!