Chapter 149: Typhoon "Brother Routine"
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The president of the [Assassin Alliance], the largest guild of the Celestial Empire, who was leading people to level up somewhere, was secretly killing him, and after seeing this announcement of the whole server, he bowed his head and was silent.
Long.
"Hehe, one person won the first kill, it seems ...... I still underestimate this routine, not every captain who touches gold is called the city routine! ”
Hidden Killer muttered to himself, waved his hand and called a high-ranking person to his side, and ordered, "Immediately pass the order, all members of the guild, no matter who encounters the deep routine in the city, must report to me immediately, I want to see him in person, and I must not let the old fox who flies to the sky continue to specialize in beauty!" ”
"Flying stars, you are a corner, I have to dig it!"
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[Flame Canyon] dungeon.
"I'll go to your uncle, why is it this routine brother again!?"
The leader of the third largest guild of the Celestial Empire [Covering the Sky with One Hand] fought with iron and blood, and after seeing this full server announcement, he used enough strength to smash a monster in front of him to the ground with a shield, and roared extremely angrily.
The chance of clearing the previous dungeon was taken away by Pang Xiaodou twice in a row, and with the temper of iron-blooded fighting, he was already holding a big breath, but it was only because of the relationship between the [Star Picking Pavilion] that he endured it and did not have a seizure.
“!!!!!!”
The other 4 players who played the dungeon with him were so frightened that they hid to the side, not even daring to take a breath.
"Immediately pass the order, all members of the guild, no matter who encounters the tricks in the city, must report to me immediately!"
Suppressing the fire, the iron-blooded frenzy actually issued an order exactly the same as the hidden killing machine, "I want to meet him personally for a while to see if he really has three heads and six arms!" ”
"Also, the Golden Captains who have recently been recruited in the guild must hurry up and cultivate, at all costs!"
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in the game forums.
[, one person wins the first kill of the boss in the wild, Brother Taolu, you are my idol: when I have long hair and waist, can I give me a piece of soap? 】
[Some people are so arrogant that they swept the level rankings in two days, and they singled out the wild boss...... Such a person has been completely corrupted by the idea of individual heroism, without the slightest regard for the feelings of the many toiling masses! For such a shameless person, I just want to ask one question now: My brother, why do I feel so handsome when I kneel to look at you? 】
[He's not human........................ He's a god (manual funny)]
[Brother Taolu, don't you dare to ask for a thigh, is it good to reward a leg hair? 】
【+1】
【+1】
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【+10086】
[The back row sells high-imitation A goods routine brother leg hairy inflatable dolls, with realistic appearance, pure silicone, and no air leakage......]
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Outside the town of Sardinia.
"Ox fork! It's a routine brother, we finally got the right person this time! ”
The ruffian Zhang San and the other five big men hugged each other, cheering and howling non-stop, as if they had won the first kill.
"Big brother, let's have a barbecue and drink some beer tonight to celebrate, the medical expenses are not very tight now......"
"Good! That's it, one lamb skewer per person, three bottles of beer! ”
“……”
"Big brother, I want to change careers, I want to write a book......"
"What?"
"You forget, although I didn't get into college, I got the best score in the college entrance examination, and I think I'm talented...... And I already have an idea, you think, with the relationship between us and Brother Taolu, if I write a biography of Brother Taolu, there are so many players in the game, we can't make more money, and the income will definitely be much more stable than we are now......"
"Hey, don't say it, your idea is really so interesting, what are you going to call the title of the book?"
"I haven't thought about it yet, but I still have to ask Brother Taolu about this, I plan to write it little by little from the first time he first entered the game, these things are only known to him......"
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In the ratchet forest.
"Ahhh
Yang Qi, who was doing daily tasks, screamed for a long time, and for some reason his expression suddenly became dim, and he said, "Fei Fei, Yun Yun, do you think I want to send a message to congratulate Brother Taolu?" ”
"Do whatever you want." Guo Xiaoyun thought for a while and said.
"But I've been so active in the past two days, and he doesn't pay much attention to me at all."
Yang Qiqiao's face was full of grievances, "And you look at him like this now, I think the gap between me and him is too big, and I don't deserve him at all." ”
"Who said that there were a lot of people chasing you when you were in college, even more than Fei Fei, how could you not be worthy of Brother Taolu, don't think so much." Guo Xiaoyun hurriedly grabbed Yang Qi's hand and comforted.
"That's that group of boys didn't dare to speak when they saw Fei Fei, but Fan Fei Fei was willing to give them a good look, do you believe that group of boys could burst the door of the girls' dormitory building......"
Yang Qi turned his head and glanced at Fei Fei, and said a little deflated, "Alas, Fei Fei, I may not have much chance, but you are absolutely fine, otherwise you can try it, this can be regarded as a fertilizer that does not flow into the fields of outsiders." ”
"Die!"
Tang Feifei's face instantly turned cold, "Do the task!" ”
"Feifei, don't be angry, I'm kidding......"
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Death Knell City stall area.
"My uncle, you really gave me a big shock."
Qian Duoduo, who was setting up a stall, looked at the announcement of the whole server, looked at the friend column, and muttered to himself, "Could it be that you said that you have your own way, it's too good, I see, the so-called third largest guild of the Celestial Empire [Covering the sky with one hand] provoked you, uncle, one day you will ......have to regret your intestines."
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Swamp of Doom.
"Xiaoxiao, look at it, one person took the first kill, Brother Routine is too domineering!"
Sunset hugged his sister's shoulders and shouted excitedly.
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Xingchen Dawn stared at the friend bar in a trance, and was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, "Brother, did you say that Brother Taolu and Pang Xiaodou would be the same person, so he has always refused to add me as a friend." ”
"How is it possible, Pang Xiaodou can't even get out of the novice village, how can he run to get the first kill of the level 20 field boss?"
Sunset thought that his sister had a fever, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand to probe Xingxiao's forehead.
"But what's going on?"
Xingchen dawn showed the information of Pang Xiaodou in his friend column in front of the sunset West Mountain.
"I'll go, this ......"
Sunset Xishan almost stared out his eyes just by looking at it, and was speechless for a long time.
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In short, for a while, almost all "Another World" players were involved in an irresistible super typhoon by this server-wide announcement, and the name of this typhoon was "Brother Taolu"!
Every place is in chaos!
Everyone is talking enthusiastically!
Every topic is inseparable from our routine brother!
Unbeknownst to them, this was just the beginning.
Because at this moment, our routine brother and Touching Gold Captain Pang Xiaodou has entered the level 20 dungeon [Death Mine] alone...... (To be continued.) )