Teenager yo ~ teenager yo ~ teenager yo ~ teenager yo ~ teenager yo ~ yo ~~~

‘…… I went early in the morning and didn't let people sleep? ’

When Green opened his eyes, he was met by two big faces, so frightened that he almost jumped up and kicked him.

Rubbing his eyes sleepily, Green yawned before he looked at the two men with a look of disgust.

Then the expression of disgust froze.

The man standing on the left has fluffy silver-white long hair, which hangs down to his waist, which is natural, indescribably flowing and free.

The white floor-sweeping robe was draped in a belt embroidered with gold patterns on the side, and it was clasped by the shining golden shoulder armor, making the whole body look extremely casual and covered with a layer of fierce killing intent.

The bright red robe is draped behind him, bringing not only the handsomeness that makes the little girl scream, but also the thick and bright red that is so red that it is red, and it seems to be dyed by countless blood!

The armor that sits around his waist like a loose beard shines like the golden yellow of an upstart like his shoulder armor. But if you look closely, the faint trace of dark red hidden in the gap in the armor is clearly a blood swaying in the wail after killing the enemy!

The man who was surrounded by dignity and high momentum, looking at Green condescendingly with a serious expression, confirmed what it means to be [not angry and self-imposing]!

However, the momentum opposite him, the breath of the waves like the blue waves, was pouring out from the blue-haired man on the right.

Unlike the one on the left, the long fluffy blue hair, which is also waist-high, is half-tied with a thin headband, giving it a refreshing and bright feeling.

Without the former's consciousness of wrapping himself tightly, he showed his perfect eight-pack abs in front of Green in a chic manner, giving a heavy visual impact to the thin body in front of him.

On the right side of the abdomen, the black divine pattern representing its divine power and divine position is deeply engraved here like a scar. The divine pattern that constantly rhythmizes with the blue-haired man's breathing, even if it is only observed with the naked eye, it is enough for the person who sees it to spend a lifetime to understand what is like a torch, like a mountain, and like a prison!

The silver narrow waist armor was carved with an incomparably delicate pattern, and the white trouser robe, which was also dragged on the ground, was tied around the waist, and the pale gold cloth was draped around the left and right. Even if it is such an inconvenient outfit, on the man in front of him, it makes people feel that it is completely the illusion of a battle robe made for him!

"Zeus." "Poseidon."

The king of the sky, the emperor of the sea, and the majestic gods proclaimed to the country boy.

"We are ......"

The golden thunder rushed in the left hand of the white-haired God King, and the blue waves flowed away in the right hand of the blue-haired Sea Emperor.

Suddenly, the two of them stroked their left and right hands respectively at the same time, mysterious and cool runes appeared in the air, thunder and waves intertwined, exploded, condensed, rippled, magic energy simulated, like eagles, like tigers, like all things, and finally ......

The two shook off their hands suddenly, and a dreamlike light and shadow appeared in the void, with a few golden characters written on them.

"Olympus Idol Troupe!" ”

Greene: "......"

My friends were stunned!!

It's not that I don't know the identities of the two in front of me, in fact, in this theocratic Middle-earth continent, the gods will occasionally ride their own cars around the sky, originally they pay attention to pomp, and it is reasonable to open a special effect table to show majesty when they go on patrol, right?

Not to mention the statues of the gods are found in the temples of every country, not to mention Green, even if it is replaced by the silly boy Tom, he knows what the twelve great gods look like.

So the question is, why would this god, who is so noble that it is the highest in the world, find him? Could it be ......

The heavenly palace that I made a big fuss about, bah, bah...... The cloud world that I made a lot of trouble in is actually the back garden of the gods!? Those golden brothers and giants and old man giants are actually the private favorites of the gods!?

At this moment, a lot came to Green's mind, such as the God King discovering that his terrifying potential was about to be extinguished, and coveting his four artifacts to seize the treasure.

It's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die......

Just when Green's heart was so anxious that he was about to worship the great god, the emperor of the sea, Poseidon's fan-like big hand pressed on Green's thin shoulder, gave a thumbs up, and grinned:

"Hey! Little bastard, do you want to go to the deep sea with your uncle to catch the northern roosch? ”

Greene: "......"

Zeus jumped up and punched Poseidon in the back of the head: "You bastard! Didn't I TM say that you should come up with some image!? Be elegant! Be majestic! You also have to show that you are close to the people!! ”

"Just like me!"

As he spoke, Zeus turned to Grimm and showed a smile like a spring breeze, and he could see the rose background similar to a girl's comic book behind him, and said softly: "Young man, do you want to go to Mount Olympus to play?" There are a lot of beautiful women there, big waves, and live well......"

Greene: "O_o......?" ”

Poseidon's casserole-sized fist slammed into Zeus's face, and his strength even made a fist mark on his handsome face!

"the chicken! What did you say to a pure and immature little baby! Only those over 13 years old can snap, isn't this rule your rule!? ”

Grabbing Zeus's collar, Poseidon glared at the god king whose face was swollen for a long time, and said hatefully: "When I think of me, I am very angry, obviously I have married seven wives, extramarital affairs are still the same, there are dozens of illegitimate children outside, not to mention, and the mistress has broken through the triple digits!" ”

"Last time I took Ares to the elven capital to go shopping in the flower street, I saw you bastard the princess of the ear of the parent, and you taught it well, huh? I'm willing to let you take it to the dark alley for you to lick!! It's so cruel that I didn't bring a camera with me! ”

"And last time, you knew that the bull was Lao Tzu's mascot, and you actually turned into a bull and killed the Phoenician princess Europa, TMD pot is still Lao Tzu! Everyone is now holding three little cubs waiting to be fed!! ”

"And last time, you bastard on donkey day turned into Lao Tzu and wanted to mate with my mother-in-law, if I hadn't found out earlier, a green hat would have been worn!!"

Zeus: "233333 everyone is a family anyway, don't mind, don't mind." ”

"......" was silent for a moment, Poseidon's expression suddenly distorted, and an extra trident appeared in his hand, "Sure enough, you better abdicate quickly, Ares's impatient boy is more reliable than you!" ”

"The ......"

At this moment, Green, who had been hanging the dead fish and watching the two great gods tear apart, suddenly spoke: "What are the two of you looking for me?" We're going to get eight million minutes a minute. ”

Anyway, let's interrupt first, as the saying goes, immortals fight mortals suffer, in case the big guy of these two bigwigs gets anal, then wouldn't this beautiful boy with injuries become 100% original orange juice?

Green silently praised his wit, and complained unconsciously in his heart: Is it true that the gods are all funny? Luckily, I was a serious kid.

"......Shh

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Poseidon shook off Zeus's collar, and after tidying up his appearance a little, he happily seduced Grimm:

"Young man, I look at your bones Qingqi, a spiritual light from the heavenly spirit cover straight into the sky, you are really an immortal genius who practices martial arts, do you want to consider working under me? The salary is good, and the chartered car and room also include girls~"

Greene: "......"

PS: This is the second update that is said to be good!! Give me a reward! Doesn't anyone want to be the owner of this book?!

Speaking of which, I want to make a live game of horror puzzles, but how can the voice actor break it?

[bookid=3590854,bookname="Mercury Blood"]