4. The struggle of bear children is often thunder and rain
Fat Dun is also a very famous dog in the whole village.
The deep wrinkles in the skin on its face made it look melancholy, full of grievances, and a bald temperament that only the nobles of Kill Matt had rushed to its face.
Although its large size makes it seem unapproachable, it is actually very docile and honest, except for a few minor drawbacks, which are ......
It loves **!! All the in the village have been by it!!
It might be hard for you to imagine that if you were standing behind Fat Dun, you would be able to see two huge balls hanging from under his buttocks!
Its power is so powerful that you can hear it from the cries of dozens of lining up at night.
Not only that, this dog is also very heavy-mouthed, even the dog mother's it also likes, but it can't recognize the sex of the canine outside the organism, and often mistakes the male and female, at least Green has seen a bull on the fat mound......
We won't comment on Fat Dun's preferences for the time being, anyway, it is the undoubted king of the Wang Xing people in the village!
And today, our king of dogs, the three thousand harem, has finally added another [beauty]!!
"Help!!"
The screams of horror and piercing are hard to imagine coming from the mouth of a boy.
Hansel lay down on the wet dirt by the river, the sludge on his clothes made him look embarrassed at this time, but he couldn't care about it at all, he looked at his friends who were dumbfounded for help, and his expression was very hideous and distorted by fear: "Help me get rid of this damn dog!" β
At this time, Fat Dun was lying on Hansel's back, pressing the weight of his whole body on the poor boy, although Hansel's strength has been great since he was a child, but ...... The fat dun who is excited can even make a majestic bull obedient!
It opened its bloody mouth, its fuchsia tongue licking the boy's young face fiercely, as if it were licking its own beloved roasted ham.
The drooling hazi in his mouth made Hansel's brown hair muddy like the Black Forest in some island movies.
Not only that, but Fat Dun seemed to be really anxious, and he didn't even tear Hansel's pants open, swinging his ass like a piledriver, as if he wanted to kill the enemy with only his unstoppable waist strength.
Thanks to this accident, Hansel's chrysanthemum was saved, but the touch of steel still made him panic and scream.
"Clams, clams, clams! What do you think!? That's my secret weapon! What about the number of people who come? It's not that I'm scared like a chicken cub by my Uncle Green, a bunch of cowards! Clams clams ~~"
Green crossed his waist and raised his head to let out a smug smile, and shouted loudly under Hansel's resentful expression: "From now on, the brave Hansel has pounced, and the [Hansel of the dog (day)] will usher in a new life!" β
"Green! I'll (your) mother, I'll (your) mother! β
Hansel, who was covered with saliva and the smell of fat belongings, could only cry out with tears and snot: "What kind of ability is it to let pets help!" It's like a guy fighting me one-on-one!! β
"Yes, unless you promise me to call your sister Gretel to come over and have a fragrant one with me, so that I will let Fat Dun let you go, but... If you don't believe in my words, I'll let Fat Dun go to you every night!! β
ββ¦β¦ it! Don't overdo it! β
Just like Gretel is a brother, Hansel is naturally full of love for his sister, he doesn't want his pure, beautiful and lovely sister who is simply an angel in the world to be defiled by a dirty, cunning, evil and unlimited devil!!
Compared with my sister's chastity, just a chrysanthemum, just a dog......
by dogs......
District...... by dogs......
"Well, from now on, my sister's future will be left to you_(:Π·"β )_......"
In the worldview of children, kissing is a very sacred thing, which can only be done by husband and wife, just like in the story of the prince and princess told by the bard, both parties are almost in love with a kiss, obviously they don't know each other before and don't even have any emotional foreshadowing, but after kissing, they get married.
At some point, there were strange rumors among the children that they would get pregnant after kissing.
Now that I think about it, Green seems to be good, although he is a little naughty and has done a lot of bad things, but he has courage, wisdom, responsibility, and adventurous spirit, and, following him, there is no shortage of pocket money......
Hansel remembered the giant stag beetle that had caught him in the trap yesterday, and Green always got something magical and precious, how many years of candy did it have to be?
Well, Hansel's family is actually very poor, and this year coincided with the soaring domestic prices, and their family even had a last meal, and they could not even guarantee a daily bread.
If it weren't for the image of the child king, Hansel would have even learned from Jack to steal food.
Thinking of this, my stomach began to chirp in protest again, and I said that I had not eaten in the morning, and there was only a small piece of black bread at noon, and there was no dinner at all......
Or...... Using the identity of the future brother-in-law and Grintau to almost go to his house for a meal?
This can be had!!
"Hey, hey, hey, head, how can you !? like that"
Hansel's compromise surprised Green, and even made him initiate, but someone stopped doing it, only to see Hansel's dog-headed military advisor jump out: "Didn't you say that I would be your brother-in-law in the future?" Why did you suddenly change your hexagram!? I've been working hard to learn tailoring for a happy life with Gretel in the future! β
Dandy...... That is, the brave little tailor in the previous chapter, he is one of the suitors of the village flower of the West Village, and he is still the one with the best chance, because, who is familiar with the truth that the building near the water is the first to get the moon, he has a good relationship with Hansel early, and he also gets along well with the object of his crush: "Where's that guy who is as obnoxious as cow dung on the side of the road!" I, the hard-working little tailor, are the best candidates!! (Well, the title has changed again)
"Roadside cow dung ......" the little tailor said a certain keyword, which made a certain naughty ghost who was in a daze darken: "I think there will be one more [little tailor on the day of the dog] in the West Village soon, thief, hold him down!" Take off his pants!! β
"Roger!!" Originally, he thought that there was no fight to fight, but Jack, who was wondering on the side, suddenly showed an excited expression when he heard this, and rushed forward directly to give the little tailor a bear child hug, the little tailor's thin physique, even he could easily pounce: "I caught him!" But this guy struggled so hard that I couldn't last long alone!! β
Jack's words made Bell on the side also excited, and he hurriedly ran up and held down the little tailor together, and said in his strange way of speaking that was absolutely a nightmare for children: "It is said that children's meat is six times more protein than beef, and the witch who lives in the forest also has a home remedy similar to taking a child's heart to make a life-prolonging medicine, we can cut off his head first, although the other parts can be eaten raw, but I heard from a friend that it tastes better when roasted, I have to try it." β
Bell's explanation was not small, it was enough for everyone present to hear it clearly, and this sentence happened to be the last straw that crushed the camel, so that the little friends who were originally frightened by Fat Dun's strong X behavior turned around and ran!
"Woo whoa, whoa, whoa, help!!"
"Devil!! There's a man-eating devil here!! β
"Mom, I'm not going to fight anymore!!"
"Can't escape, can't escape!!"
"Leg Escape - Fried Chicken, Roasted Wings, Thunderbolt, Big Pegasus, Invincible Hot Wheels!"
"Waypoint, where is the waypoint!?"
"I have a return charm!!"
"Ziwei don't go!!"
"The ass in front is so round, boy-next-door......"
"Blue Blue Roadβ"
Soon, the friends disappeared, and the first duel between the east and west villages ended hastily.
"Let's talk about the earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods, the special effects are flying all over the sky, and you have your own commentator?" Blinking and sniffling, Tom put on a dumb hippopotamus expression and said a fluent spit for the first time.
......The corners of Green's mouth twitched, and his expression was slightly embarrassed: "Actually, I'm going to fight for five or six days (chapters)" ......."
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After arguing for a while, the four of Grimm went back in a depressed mood, and it was very disappointing for these bear children to not be able to beat the enemy as a grandson like the heroes in the story.
However, from the very beginning, no one noticed that there was a pair of eyes that had been watching the whole process in the dark.
The eyes were hidden in the lush branches of the trees on the bank of the river, and the only thing that could be seen was a bright red under the cover of the leaves.
Then, his gaze continued to see Green's smaller and smaller figure until it disappeared at the end of the field of vision, and then turned back and rested for a moment on Hansel, who was still on the bank of the river, and the little tailor, who had long been unconscious with fright.
After a slight rustle, the people hiding in the branches of the trees had already disappeared......
PS: I originally wanted to write in a different style, and I didn't write a story, but sure enough, this style of writing is not suitable for me......
Hawkers,In order to avoid the main line getting more and more crooked,Next chapter,Let's go straight to the story of Grimm's fairy tales!
Of course, it's a modified version of the setting.........