Chapter 18: This kid is too obscene

In the evening, Lin Yu received a phone call, it turned out that Brother Lei in the class proposed to go out for dinner together.

Brother Lei is with Zhang Peng and Wu Fatzi in Lin Yu's dormitory, the four of them have been dead friends since their freshman year, the four of them went to class together, skipped class, and went to an Internet cafΓ©, this time I don't know how, I suddenly thought of going out to eat.

When Lin Yu arrived at the scheduled station, Brother Lei had already arrived, and Zhang Peng and Wu Fatzi were also on the side.

"You three came early." Lin Yu said, "Why did you suddenly remember that you were going out to eat?" ”

Brother Lei's original name was Shi Lei, and the five big and three thick people can be said to be as good as his name. "How can you mix well with the three of us now." Brother Lei patted Lin Yu on the shoulder and said with a lewd expression, "I heard that you have been hanging out with the two courtyard flowers of our hospital all day long?" What do you think? Did you get it? ”

Speaking of this Shi Lei, he is actually a strong man.

I remember at the beginning of my freshman year, the school gave me a self-introduction, which included athletic strengths. The person on the side told Lin Yu not to write about the kind of items used in the sports meeting, otherwise you will be forced to participate in the sports meeting in the future. So everyone wrote about golf, tennis, skiing, etc., Lin Yu wanted to turn around and remind Shi Lei behind, but when he saw that the sports strengths he wrote were stepping on light bulbs with both feet and breaking big stones in his chest, he immediately felt that there was no need.

"We're just playing Dota together." Lin Yu waved his hand and said.

"What? You're going to play DOTA? Let's talk together another day? Wu Fatzi rubbed his hands and said.

"Brother Dong... Just spare me, I won't use your trick of pulling the network cable. Lin Yu said with a look of disdain.

Wu Fatzi's name is Wu Yadong, and he can be said to be the person who has played Dota for the longest time in the class, so many people who play Dota together call him Brother Dong.

Wu Yadong smiled embarrassedly, at this time, there was also a beautiful woman waiting for the train at the station.

This woman is about thirty years old, dressed in flowers, it is already autumn, and she is still wearing a short skirt and high heels, revealing her white thighs. The woman was holding a cup of milk tea in her hand and was drinking it one bite at a time.

"You watch." Zhang Peng's eyes lit up, and then he asked jokingly: "I said Brother Lei, where is your car?" ”

Brother Lei immediately understood when he heard this, sighed and said, "Send it for repair." ”

At this time, the beautiful woman on the side glanced at Brother Lei very seriously.

Zhang Peng continued: "What's the matter? ”

Brother Lei continued to break around: "Isn't this the day I invited the customer to eat and came out, and I ran into a big runner." ”

At this time, the beauty continued to listen carefully, and even began to flatter Brother Lei.

Zhang Peng continued to pretend, "Oh, how much does that cost?" Or I'll find you someone who is looking for a 4S store, I know a few friends. ”

At this time, Lin Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Okay, okay, don't be so troublesome, a pedal is not worth a few dollars." ”

The milk tea of the beautiful woman on the side sprayed the ground, then glared at them, took a taxi and left. Leaving Zhang Peng, they were still giggling there.

Lin Yu wiped his sweat and said, "I said that you are not idle all day long, you have all come up with this superb method." ”

"What is this," Wu Fatzi said with a familiar expression, "In the past, Zhang Peng almost cried when he teased the announcer of the radio station." ”

Lin Yu had a chill, and just as the No. 3 bus came, everyone crowded into the car.

There were as many people on the bus as ever, but fortunately, after a few stops, some people were already starting to get off. At this time, several people came up, including a grandmother in her 80s, who was still carrying a large bag of things, and a young man gave him a seat. The people in the car lamented that the social atmosphere is much better now, and more and more people are giving up their seats.

This grandmother is also a strong man. After a minute, the old woman said to the young man, "Thank you, handsome man!" ”

The people around were stunned, and the young man also waited for a long time before he reacted, and said, "You're welcome, beauty." ”

Lin Yu was instantly messy.

Lin Yu and his entourage got out of the car and entered a hot pot restaurant.

This restaurant is a more famous hot pot restaurant near here, the decoration is very tasteful, and the price is not too expensive, so many young people like to eat here.

"You don't have to order so much, do you?" After ordering, Lin Yu saw that everyone was scrambling to hook here and draw there on the order menu, and said.

"It's okay, it's good to have a little more, I didn't bring any money anyway." It was Wu Fatzi who spoke.

Zhang Peng said: "That's right, it's not that I proposed to come out to eat, so I didn't plan to bring money." ”

Brother Lei suddenly stopped and asked, "Won't it?" You didn't have any money? ”

"Don't tell me you didn't bring it either." Lin Yu almost fell off the chair, looking at the three living treasures in front of him in surprise.

"I brought it." Brother Lei said.

"It's okay, it's okay." Just when Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, Brother Lei said again: "There are only a few coins, about a dozen yuan." ”

"What?! How many of you said that you brought a dozen yuan coins with you when you went out to eat? Lin Yu said angrily.

"I'm not afraid you won't have change to take the bus?" At this time, Brother Lei also said a little embarrassed.

The dishes were all ordered, and at this time, the pots were all brought up, and the three of them all looked at Lin Yu with hope.

Lin Yu secretly touched his wallet, it seems that he is really going to bleed a lot today, he only brings much, it is estimated that it should be enough to eat a hot pot. Thinking of this, Lin Yu could only sigh that he was too honest.

When the food came up, the group couldn't wait to eat and drink. At this time, Lin Yu found that this was really a lot. What fish fillet, lamb roll, beef roll, a lot of all kinds of meatballs, I don't know who ordered two stir-fried dishes. Even the waitress kindly ran over to remind: "The dishes here cannot be returned, and they will be eaten after ordering." ”

"If you don't eat, you'll lose a lot." With this thought, Lin Yu also joined the ranks of hard work.

A group of people talked about a lot of messy things together, from Hitler to the Gulf War, from the beauties at school to this Bingbing and that Bingbing, Lin Yu felt that this was very good, I haven't been so happy for a long time.

"That's right, Lin Yu." Zhang Peng asked. "How's your Dota learning?"

So Lin Yu said how he decided to join the academy team in the past few days, how he persuaded his father, and how he stepped up his practice, but he didn't mention the "Legend of Dota".

"I didn't expect your father to be Lin Haifeng." Everyone sighed for a while.

"Actually, I can recommend you a place to go." Brother Lei, who had not spoken, said. "I know a group of people who specialize in helping other people as gunmen on the Internet, and they are not bad and famous. Maybe it's good to go to them and play a training match. ”

"Training match?" Lin Yu asked, "I don't like gunners very much. ”

The gunner is someone else's money, instead of the person who pays to play the game, such a person is a part of the crowd in the e-sports industry, but because there is a good way to make money, it is always banned, Lin Yu has been particularly disgusted with this type of person since before.

Seeing that Lin Yu was a little unhappy, Brother Lei continued: "I understand your thoughts, but people are just eating as gunmen, and they have to do it as a last resort, and it's much better than you going to find someone to train yourself." ”

Lin Yu thought about it, the strength level of the people found on the Internet is uneven, after all, it is rare to meet people from a team, and if you ask your father to find those professional teams with too many differences, people may not be willing to be this sparring partner. And if you find a team of Gunners to play a practice match, you may be able to improve faster, after all, time is running out for the academy team.

Lin Yu thought for a while and said, "I'd better ask other people's opinions, I can't decide alone, and when it is decided, I will rely on Brother Lei to help us contact us." ”

"Wrap me up." Brother Lei said with a smile.

A group of people were really eating and eating, so many dishes were still wiped out little by little, and even the waitress would take a few more glances intentionally or unintentionally when she passed by their table, but Lin Yu felt that that look was like looking at the eyes of livestock.

Everyone touched their stomachs, felt that it was indeed almost, and were about to go to the checkout, and the group of people stared at Lin Yu one by one.

Lin Yu suddenly found that he seemed to have been inviting guests to dinner recently, and he must ask clearly before going out next time, or simply don't bring his wallet with him.

Lin Yu looked unbearable, and said weakly: "I'm afraid of you, my money is here, take your wallet, you go and pay it." ”

As he spoke, he threw his wallet to Brother Lei, and Brother Lei happily went to check out.

The group ate a few more slices of watermelon, and after a while, Brother Lei came back after checking out, Lin Yu asked, "How is it, how much did it cost?" ”

Brother Lei threw the wallet back to Lin Yu and said, "Look at how much money you still have in your wallet." ”

Lin Yu took it and saw that there was no penny left, and asked in surprise: "Didn't there still four hundred yuan in it just now, and it was all spent?" ”

"Four hundred! Four hundred yuan is not enough, a total of four hundred and sixteen yuan, fortunately I still have some coins in my pocket, and I took them out one by one when I checked out, which is a big shame. ”

It turned out that when Brother Lei checked out, he heard that it was four hundred and sixteen yuan, although it was a bit surprised, but he still opened Lin Yu's wallet and prepared to pay the bill, who knew that there were only four hundred yuan in it. At this time, if the money is not enough, it will be shameless to run back. Then he smiled at Miss Cashier, and said, "Wait," and then took out a bunch of one-dollar coins from his left pocket and began to count, and then found that it was not enough, so he smiled at Miss again, and then took out another pocket from his right pocket, and finally managed to make up enough money, and after paying, he squeezed out a smile from his face, and said, no need to look for it, and then ran away.

The others laughed when they heard this, and Lin Yu gloated and said, "Fortunately, it wasn't me who paid just now." A group of people went out the door giggling.

"You've forgotten something." Brother Lei said with a sad face, "All my coins have been spent, and we have no money to take the car back." ”

"Isn't it! Are we going to go back? Wu Fatzi said loudly.

"I'm not with you all the way! I didn't go back to school, I left first. Lin Yu said, stopped a taxi on the side of the road and left.

The rest of the group had to walk in the direction of the school together, and when Lin Yu walked away, Zhang Peng suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Damn!" ”

"What's wrong?"

"Lin Yu, this kid still has the money to take a taxi! Isn't he out of money? ”

"This kid must have secretly hidden the money before he paid just now, otherwise I wouldn't be so ashamed." Brother Lei said bitterly.

β€œnnd! This kid is so obscene! ”

But after all, the group still didn't have the money to take the car, so they had to continue walking, walking, walking......

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