"Damn, Xu Xian dares to be a white snake, and Dong Yong dares to be a female ghost...... You're even better, and the head teacher won't let it go? ”

The counselor in the university is similar to the homeroom teacher in high school, so as soon as Qin Shou heard Lei Fatzi say that he was going to be a counselor, he was directly scared half to death.

"I'll obey you!" Zhou Wenxuan gave the fat man a thumbs up convincingly.

And Lin Xiao couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Brother Lei is really ambitious.

"Cut, look at your unproductive appearance!"

Lei Sheng snorted contemptuously with his nostrils facing the sky, and then said proudly: "The meaning of human life lies in the uncertainty of the future, while the meaning of human life lies in fearlessness...... What's the point of soaking those chicks, if you want to do it, you have to **** a big vote! Teacher Bai, I'm posted! ”

After saying it in a free way, Lei Fat Man glanced at the three stunned roommates, and said with a wicked smile: "Prepare to call me Master!" ”

……

After being speechless for a while, Lin Xiao also had great curiosity about this Bai Yajie, how beautiful is she to make Lei Fat Man so interested in her?

After all, if you graduate with a master's degree, no matter how young you are, you will have to be twenty-three or four, and the fat man will be eighteen if he dies, this is simply a realistic version of the Condor Heroes!

It's just that, looking at his size, this should be the Condor and his aunt coming together......

"What about the photos? Didn't you say a Cassadine? ”

Qin Shou pursed his lips and glared at the fat man with disdain.

"There must be, my brother has added countless groups in advance, what is the internal group of the student union, what is the big e-sports group...... Of course, there are all the photos of our class girls and my Yajie sister's! ”

Lei Fat Man smiled cutely, and he didn't feel numb.

Lin Xiao felt a chill and remembered the flowers he saw in the TV series in his previous life.

Lei Fat took out his golden love madness, and slid it up with his stubby fingers very skillfully.

"Oh, it's not beautiful!"

Flipping to the photo album, Lei Pang proudly picked up his phone and shook it.

A girl with maroon red soft wavy hair, extremely perfect facial features, a pointed chin, and a slender neck came into Lin Xiao's eyes.

"Huh? Not bad! Qin Shou's eyes lit up.

"The class flower level is proper!" Zhou Wenxuan nodded convincingly.

Even Lin Xiao secretly praised it in his heart...... This kind of beauty who can have such a look without plastic surgery is not very common in today's society.

At the same time, Lin Xiao suddenly felt that his college life was beautiful, with such a beautiful counselor, he would not skip class if you asked him to skip class, after all, he could practice Tongzigong and a pillar of Optimus Dafa during class.

But.

Lin Xiao pondered it carefully, and inexplicably felt that this beauty was so familiar.

He must have seen it somewhere, and now he can't remember it for a while......

Could it be that the fat man is an Internet celebrity photo downloaded from the Internet to fool them?

Lin Xiao quickly rejected this speculation.

If you go to the class tomorrow to report, you can see Teacher Bai casually, and there is no need for the fat man to tease them.

Lin Xiao could only shake his head and continue to wonder in his heart.

"Brother still has a lot of photos on his phone, let's go, I'll have a treat at noon, and I'll let you see it then, of course, let's also go to explore the environment around the school...... What a good restaurant or internet café or something! ”

Lei Fatzi seemed to be already the boss and the head of the house, and of course Qin Shou, Lin Xiao and the others raised their hands in favor, it was indeed time to eat.

……

The commercial street in front of the gate, Lingfan's private restaurant.

The fat man Lei was foaming at the mouth, incarnated as a platinum god, teaching the other three "little brothers" on the table.

"It's not me who blows, I didn't play for two months during the college entrance examination, otherwise the highest hit was 3 before, hey, it's a pity!" Lei Pang looked regretful, and he didn't know if what he said was true or not.

"That's right, I don't have time to play in high school, now my brother is going to score well, and I have to hit a diamond at the worst, otherwise I won't have the face to pick up girls." Zhou Wenxuan sighed with deep sympathy.

"Yes, Qin Shou and Lin Xiao also come on, brother will take you to drive...... When the time comes, the four diamond gods in a bedroom will be domineering! Lei Pang seems to have found his purpose in life and began to roar with his fists!

"Rub, don't keep calling me Qin Shou, don't you change your name!" Qin Shou complained faintly, saying that Lei Fat's voice was too loud.

"That calls you a little shou?" Lei Fat immediately laughed evilly.

"you, I'm attacking!"

"Hahaha!" Lin Xiao couldn't help laughing, these are really living treasure-level roommates.

Of course, because of Qin Shou's proposal, the four brothers in the dormitory gave each other their nicknames.

Lei Sheng called him Lei Shuai...... However, Qin Shou Lin Xiaoqi smiled and agreed: "Okay fat brother, yes fat brother."

As a result, the fat brother became synonymous with him.

"Xiao Shou" can't be called, then Qin Shou will be Xiao Qin in the future, and he feels very cordial when he calls.

Lin Xiao is known as "Brother Xiao", as for Zhou Wenxuan, uh, can Lin Xiao say that the song of Sao Pig PDD sounded in his ears instantly?

Xiao Xuan is not there?

Xiao Xuan said that he was sitting there eating meat......

"Ahem, let's discuss the big plan, this is the point!"

Lei Pang never forgot that he wanted to "get rich first and drive the latter to get rich", and let the three poor children in the dormitory have the lofty ideal of platinum.

"Let's set up a team, the four-person car is not bad, four-wheel drive brother, I have a name in mind!" Qin Shou smiled.

"Holy, four-wheel drive brother? You're kidding me, it's a toy car remote control car, why should you be a tank car! ”

Lei Pang held his head high and was filled with righteous indignation, wanting to paint a magnificent picture of the unstoppable everywhere their convoy went.

However, there was a sudden eerie mockery behind him.

"Oh, I'm rubbing, Lei Shengda's classmates are going to drive tanks to form a lol team?"

Lin Xiao's heart moved, and he subconsciously turned around.

Qin Shou, Lei Fat and the others all saw a man in a black T-shirt.

He was followed by two teenagers who looked like students, looking at their denim shorts and brand-name sneakers, they should all be second-generation families with a few money......

When Lei Pang saw the yin and yang weird man, he immediately turned his face down.

"It's really unlucky, I can meet you everywhere I go."

Lei Fat scolded, he should know that type of man.

"Haha, I was about to say that."

The man was not angry, he just stood with his fists clenched, and some of the surrounding customers secretly aimed at this side......

There is a situation, Brother Lei has met his old enemy.

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly, but didn't make a sound, waiting for the situation to change.

"Go eat your food, don't stay here as an eyesore." Lei Fat noticed that there were countless eyes sweeping around him, and waved his hand impatiently, not wanting to quarrel with him.

"I'm too lazy to bird you, but I just can't get used to it, the last time I was abused by my solo goods, I bragged here that I wanted to take someone else to drive!"

The evil smile of that type of man Piri Yangqiu, the mockery between the lines could not be more obvious.

"Damn, Deng Kai, are you looking for death?"

Lei Fatzi's face turned red in an instant, and he shot the case directly, and the movement was so loud that the waiters came out.

The man named Deng Kai gave the waiter a look, indicating that there was nothing wrong here.

Immediately afterwards, he laughed very badly: "Then the last time I was abused by my Ruiwen was fake?" ”

Lei Fat Man was half angry.

It was not easy for him to establish the "image of a great god" in front of his roommates, but as a result, this **** Deng Kai destroyed it in a few words, and now he really even wants to kill Deng Kai!

It's a pity that he can't refute it yet.

Because Deng Kai was his classmate in high school, the two had already formed countless friendships...... Even when the college entrance examination was approaching, in order to show off in front of the goddess, the two directly made an appointment to solo Raven in front of the whole class.

As a result, Lei Fat, who was still silver at the time, was directly abused by the platinum Deng Kai, making Deng Kai out of the limelight in front of everyone.

Lei Pang has always wanted revenge, which is why he worked hard to promote the rank to platinum in the future!

He remembered that Deng Kai was also admitted to Shanghai University, but he didn't expect to meet this product on the first day of registration as a freshman......

"Haha, there's nothing to say."

"It's really distressing, Brother Deng, let's go, why are you bullying elementary school students? Reduced status in vain. ”

The two "dog legs" behind Deng Kai, seeing that Lei Pang gritted his teeth and didn't make a move, laughed weirdly, which can be said to be adding fuel to the fat man's fire.

Lin Xiao felt that with the fat man's violent temper, being humiliated by the other side was probably going to make a big news.

Sure enough, Lei Pang immediately slapped the table, which surprised everyone!

Just when Qin Shou thought that the fat man was going to uncover the rod and get up for hand-to-hand combat, he roared majestically: "Front desk, check out!" ”

Everyone: "......"

……

"Aren't you awesome? Today, please solo win me, find an Internet café nearby, 10,000, do you dare to bet with Lao Tzu? ”

Lei Fatzi stared at Deng Kai and said the solution to today's contradiction in a sonorous and powerful manner.

"Tsk, 10,000? Okay, Xiao Deng Xiaozhang will accompany me on a trip, and you can use the money to buy cigarettes later. ”

Deng Kai smiled sinisterly, he was waiting for the simple-minded and weak-limbed Lei Fat to say that he would continue to solo!

Hey, with his current level of drilling 3, abusing Lei to be a platinum goalkeeper is not as simple as playing?

(Sure enough, it will become stronger if it is recharged...... Thanks to Jiao'er's family for saving 3w starting coins, thanks to the wishful thinking of 8888 coins, thanks to the handwritten love, vomiting tooth click, going to the poor water, Leng Yang, Sister Lan, Qiandong 333, number 0018 and other brothers for the reward! Thank you all for your referral votes...... Dragon Boat Festival, everyone remember to eat zongzi! The next shift is in the evening. ）