Sometimes, no, most of the time, children are the ones who can't keep secrets. For example, the current Green, who has no consciousness as the protagonist to strictly abide by the adventure experience in case the outlaws secretly watch the killer and kill people to seize the treasure, he told the cold little witch Ge Ling in front of him everything he had encountered since he was put on top of the beanstalk by Tartarus, and the level of detail even told him how he peed in the Titan Temple.

Of course, all the stories are processed versions, such as a series of difficult postures such as a series of difficult postures such as the heavy dantian when he booed, the dantian posing with a horizontal knife, stepping on a horse, flying on a horse, and the art of war of the emperor's grandson to rule the crowd......

Throwing away those messy things, the little witch was still quite surprised by Green's experience, she really couldn't understand why a little ghost head with low combat power (before getting Thea's gift) could sneak up in such a terrifying place, and also get the [Lord God Power] (the qualification of the director of the property management office), [Anti-Heaven Artifact] (Aesir God Relic), [Lost God Kingdom] (Hundred Treasure Bag), [God-level Alchemy Demon Pet] (Ladon) and other peerless secret treasures that can make the world shake casually.

You know, take out any of these things, not to mention the humans who are the most complex in nature, even those upright and simple aliens, pure spirits and elves with few desires, I am afraid they will be crazy about it, not to mention the dragon clan who love to collect. There are many guys who draw knives and chop people without changing their faces and hearts, and they won't blink in the face of such wealth! Therefore, the root of what this baby has is the source of evil that breaks world peace!!

To paraphrase a favorite setting, that is...... Green already has the conditions to be the enemy of the world, as long as he finds a little well-informed place to break the news, and by the way, he will come up with a little real and credible evidence to prove the authenticity of the news......

Green will be the protagonist of the real-life version of the cool story!! (Limited to the first 40% of the chapters, unlimited time escape...) ）

Perhaps, giving this guy the identity of a saint can be regarded as a kind of protection, right? You know, the status of the saint is the spokesman of the gods, and his status is not much higher than that of the high priest of the temple. Except for those enemies of the cloud gods, or those who are strong enough to dare to be enemies of the cloud gods, they will weigh all the consequences that may be caused afterwards before they make a move.

Why not just take Green's stuff once and for all, just because of his Shura bloodline? This is obviously nonsense, in the situation, although the Shura clan has the strength to compete with the Protoss, but if the Protoss wants to destroy the Shura clan recklessly, then it can still be done, of course...... The gods of the clouds, who suffered heavy losses after the war, will surely be destroyed by his old enemies, the demons of the Sauron Continent.

Cloud gods and abyssal demons, Shakti and Asuras, orcs and elves, dragons and elemental creatures that are no match for any other race......

Powerful evil gods who love chaos and disorder outside the territory, similar to the hidden forces of the witch clan, this world, far from being as simple as it seems, will show so peaceful, mainly because the influence of the bigwigs hinders each other.

That's why it is said that even if the peace of one side is broken, then ...... The whole world will be involved; For example, if the Third World War starts, will the high-energy bombs that descend on them take into account the feelings of mortals?

However...... Say there's an egg?

Whether it's the situation in the world, or the delicate balance between the various bigwig-level forces, does this have an egg to do with Green? How can this be that even if he gets many artifacts that are enough to shake the stability of the world, he is still (9) years old Green who can still use it to entangle?! So Green doesn't have to think about it at all!

"I don't know if I'm lucky or unlucky."

Looking at Green, who was lying on the bed and thinking about his thoughts, the little witch's eyes were a little complicated. Fate is so weird and changeable, the parents of the little ghost in front of them gave up their noble identity and chose to retreat, obviously hoping that the child would spend his life leisurely and happily in peace. But in the end, the little ghost head still stood on the cusp of the storm.

This is the truth of death and destruction of life.

"Oh? Girl, you are finally deeply impressed by my domineering aura, and have you decided to make a promise? ”

Hearing Ge Ling's emotion, the black-haired bear child's expression suddenly straightened, and said lightly: "But I have a heart, so if you want to be my woman, you must follow the process, first give me a confession of more than 300,000 words, I disdainfully refused, and then the emotional frustration made you sad, so far you are alone in the rivers and lakes." N years later, until a certain time when I was seriously injured and dying, in order to save me, you used your chaotic physique that is rare to see in 10,000 years [Ice Cold Xuanlu, Nine Yang, Nine Yin, Exquisite Jade Heart, Nine Palaces, Bagua and Seven Desolations, Five Elements, Four Elephants, Three Talents, Two Yi, One Qi, Congenital Misery, Desolation, Ancient Return], and I snapped, and afterwards I not only recovered from serious injuries, but also the true yuan internal qi was extremely powerful, and the realm level advanced by leaps and bounds; Such...... I will reluctantly accept you in guilt and emotion, let you be a concubine, marry Jinlan with the sisters in the main house, and live a happy and unashamed life with me. ”

“…… Let's not talk about the chaotic physique of [Ice Cold Xuanlu, Nine Yang, Nine Yin, Exquisite Jade Heart, Nine Palaces, Gossip and Seven Desolations, Five Elements, Four Elephants, Three Talents, Two Yi, One Qi, Congenital Nightmare, Desolation, Ancient Return], but I have never heard of it in more than 150 years of medical practice! After being silent for a long time, Ge Geling twitched the corners of her mouth and complained indifferently.

"That's your loneliness!!"

"Come on." Waving her hand and patting it on the bear child's buttocks, the little witch stood up and took her satchel and continued, "Even if I have that messy physique, even if I really have extremely strong feelings for you, just because you cynical pig cyst you want me to do that to save you?" That's stupid, and it's cheap, you know, there are many kinds of emotions, and I also have strong feelings for pets; Moreover...... At that time, it was you who gave up this feeling, what qualifications do you have to let me save you, a little ghost who was made into a food stall by others? Do you still want me to be a concubine? Scold...... I see that after you were seriously injured, the energy that was rushed into your body was pasted into tofu flowers, right? ”

"Even if I really want to save you like this, at the same time, I will give two choices, one: leave your main house, and wait by my side like a watchdog forever; Two: Giving you drugs, not only physically, but also mentally will transform you into my slave for the rest of your life! ”

"In this way, the price I paid can be regarded as being duly rewarded."

"If a cantharid like you had a main house, and the main house really loved you, I think she would gladly accept the offer. Don't you human beings always like to talk about the phrase "really love someone is to hope that he will live a happy life"? When a man dies, all thoughts are destroyed; People are alive, at least they know that their loved ones are very happy in various senses; Because...... I'm a doctor, and I still have a lot of experience in how to get the most out of a husk like you, who is cranky and idle, when he doesn't do big things; Moreover, I am not low in psychological maintenance, and I have the ability to make you never feel sad and lonely again in your life. ”

"How about lobotomy surgery? This is the most effective tool I have known in my 100 years of medical practice. With just a slight knife, you can immerse yourself in joy for the rest of your life. If you don't want to get stabbed, you can also try lifelong hypnosis. Although it is only an illusory spiritual world constructed in your mind, because this spiritual world is completely controlled by your unconscious, you can do whatever you want in it, and of course your body will naturally become a vegetative state. What do you think, stupid rat woman? ”

"In addition, I have a good look, even if the other party is a world-famous goddess, a naturally beautiful elf, and a bewitching Shura, I am confident that I will not lose to any woman in terms of appearance."

The girl who lifted the dark blonde hair that had slipped in front of her eyes and blocked her vision, and in an instant bloomed with infinite charm hidden in a cold expression, looked at Green with a cold gaze.

"You say, what right do you have to reject me?"

"You say, what right do you have to play with me, to live up to my feelings? DIO silk should have the appearance of DIO silk, don't be embarrassed. ”

…… I'll go, what a poisonous desire to be in the groove!? That's why you can't be the heroine of a cool story. didn't even have the consciousness of [sharing with sisters], and was destined to be a popular female character with a lot of scenes.

For example, Xiao Zhao of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, such as Yuki of Sword Art Online, such as Yueyong in Gintama, such as the golden darkness of the princess......

After opening his mouth and finding himself speechless, Green asked after a long time, "Why did your reaction suddenly become fierce when you encountered this question......

"Cut, talking to you cantharids brings up some memories that I don't feel comfortable with."

Exhaling a breath, the little witch's expression was full of disgust and unbearable for the past: "In the years I have traveled around the world and practiced medicine, there are no more than two kinds of people I have met: one is the one who wants to take me for himself, and the other is the person who wants me to help. Of course, there are not a few who want to wait for me to be cured before taking me for themselves; Anyway...... For a while, the dog-eat-dog between these people really made me watch a lot of wonderful scenes. ”

"And the way they think I behave is nothing more than a different way of courtship, and all the goosebump-giving love words I hear can write a book of tens of millions of words, believe it or not?"

"What's even more shameful is that in the years when I first traveled, I TM even believed it!!"

"I'll tell you the truth, I once ...... I have loved a down-and-out aristocratic kid who seems to be very competitive and quite stylish. At that time, I was too young and simple-minded, and it was easy to believe his words and think about him in everything. ”

"In the medical pharmacology of the witch family, I improved his weak physique, unblocked the clogged veins in his body, and with the assistance of various rare medicines, he went from a waste despised and spurned by everyone to an unattainable genius in a very short period of time."

"He has succeeded in reclaiming everything that belongs to him in the family, he has made the aristocratic girl who divorced him regret it, and he has become a high-profile star in a certain high-level academy!!"

"With my help, he changed his fate, and I should be happy about that, but ......"

Speaking of this, Ge Geling suddenly changed her words and said coldly: "He has become too thorough. ”

"A smooth sailing experience can make one's heart swell; After entering the school, he was prominent and his strength was outstanding among the younger generation, so he naturally attracted the attention of women and had disputes with those women......"

"I originally thought that he was a decisive man, because he never spared his hand against the enemy, and he used all the means of killing to the extreme. At that time, I should have noticed that something was wrong, but at that time, I had no experience in the world, and I took it for granted that the bad guy should be killed, that he was very upright and did the right thing, including killing the bad guy. ”

"But...... He is decisive towards the enemy, but he is not decisive at all towards women, he clearly says that he only loves me alone in this life, and he clearly says that he wants to be with me forever. After being accused by me, he said that he was going to make a break with the other party, and the result? But I brought back a patient with a happy pulse for me to diagnose!! ”

"At that time, I didn't say anything, I prescribed a medicine and went back to my room to rest, but when more and more of his women came home and said the words 'I love you deeply', I already looked down on him, and now he makes me feel very strange."

"I was puzzled as to why I could break my promise so easily, and I began to collect all kinds of books on mental understanding, and thanks to this, I became a master in the field of psychology, and, after knowing it exactly, I hated this fickle race."

"He showed great mercy to his enemies, and in the end, he suffered the consequences, and after I was gone for more than ten years, he finally found me again; He said that he was besieged and killed by several major forces, and that his wife, concubines, children, and friends had all died. Even the family was divided up and lost everything overnight. ”

"He questioned me why I had left him, and if I were still here, with the connections of the divine doctor, none of this would have happened; His expression was hideous, full of anger, and he kept scolding me, but I looked at him calmly, like a lost dog. ”

"He scolded for a long time, and after noticing my expression, he began to get scared because he was so badly injured that if he didn't treat it, he would die. So he began to beg me......"

"I laughed at the time, for the first time in more than ten years, I smiled so happily, there could be such a brazen person in this world."

Then I smiled and said, "you." And kicked him off a cliff. ”

"Ahh I forgot to mention that the place where I met him was also on the cliff, and I was picking herbs at the bottom of the cliff, and he ...... He jumped from the top of a cliff after being persecuted. ”

…… Obviously he doesn't look a few years older than me, but it turns out to be an old driver who has been the heroine of a cool story!?

After listening to Gegeling's story, the young man had only one expression - lying down.

seemed to see through Green's thoughts, Ge Ling was a little speechless: "You watermelon worm, no matter how you say it, I have lived for more than a hundred years, who told you that I have never been in love?" ”

Because all the people who love to listen to cool stories hate this setting...... For example, the friends in front of the screen.

"Hmph, I know what you're thinking, it's nothing more than a chick girl complex." Staring coldly ahead, Ge Ling's disdainful gaze seemed to penetrate time and space to reach the other end of the dimensional wall: "It's funny, obviously few women care if their boyfriends are young men." ”

"But don't worry, for the witch clan, kissing is a very sacred thing, so many powerful curses of the witch clan are lifted through kissing." (e.g. the Frog Prince, e.g. Sleeping Beauty...... ）

"Once a kiss is signed, it means that an eternal contract has been signed, so how can we witches truly love a certain man, we must take that man back to the holy place of the clan, and perform that sacred ritual in the presence of the patriarch and the clansmen; Once completed, it will remain unswerving until death, which is not much like the elven oath of guardianship. ”

"He was an overly cautious man, and he was too wary of anything, so he refused my invitation on the assumption that he would not go because he was not strong enough to protect himself. I'm glad that thanks to his refusal, I was able to keep my first kiss, let alone further relationships. ”

"Uh...... Even if you tell me this, I don't understand. Scratching his head, Green's expression was a little depressed: "In the story you told, I only felt the deep malice towards Shuangshuangliu, is it necessary to say it?" ”

"Don't worry, it's just an equivalent exchange, you told me such an astonishing amount of secret, and I will tell you about my own experience, in the end, I still took advantage of it."

Ge Ling was about to go home, and when she walked to the door, she seemed to think of something again, and turned her head to look at Green, who was still lying on the bed.

"If you have time, go to the king's castle and find me, although I am a major in medicine, I can still teach you some other things, such as spearmanship...... and the use of elements. ”

"Oh......"

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