First of all, fairy tales don't have any scientific basis, so don't worry about the supernatural problem that human beings will not lack oxygen at an altitude of more than 10,000 meters, after all, the place where the protagonist is not the earth~.

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"Brothers, just now, I suddenly realized something terrible."

Sitting on a huge pea leaf, the black-haired boy looked very serious, he looked at his little friend, and his tone was loud.

"That is, the chocolate I bought yesterday was hidden under the pillow and forgot to take it out, and now it is estimated that it has been completely melted, and I will be called 2333 by the old woman when I go back." After saying that, Green covered his eyes and looked up and laughed, that was called a heroic dry cloud.

"You'd better show me what's going on around before you talk!!"

Grabbing Green's shoulder and shaking violently, Jack's face distorted, and he glared viciously at his little friend who still maintained a bear child-like smile on his head: "It's all you!" It's you donkey day, the eight lambs!! Now how can we go back!! ”

"Isn't 2333 right? Anyway, I'll be beaten up when I go back.,It's better not to go back.,Sooner or later, children will leave adults.,I'm just advancing my independent life.,Well,Yes,That's it.,I'm doing this for everyone's good! ”

"Wow, yes~ (Peking Opera dialect), I'll strangle you!!"

Prospect synopsis: The protagonist does one thing casually and causes the world to change color, thunder in all directions, auspicious floating shadows, huge beanstalks soar into the sky, and the unprecedented mutation shows that there must be a divine object here, heroes and heroes from all over the mainland have gathered here, and only those who are destined can get it, and a new battle for blood and rain is about to begin......

Well, the top is the framed Deluxe Edition, and the bottom is the Stripped-down Original.

The protagonist threw down a few beans and was pushed to a height of tens of thousands of meters by the crazy beanstalk of "duangduangduang", and the three friends were also killed because of him.

When the growth of the beanstalk stopped, the three friends found that they seemed to have run to a very bad place. (Tom is still sleeping)

Looking down, the limitations of eyesight make animals, plants and other things unclear, and the whole world has become a monotonous color in their eyes, the white of the northern snowfield, the blue of the sea in the south, the yellow (color) of the western desert, the green of the central area, and maybe other colors, which are not explained here.

Looking up, in the infinite darkness, countless stars of different shapes exude bright light, the vast galaxy is awe-inspiring, and the unpredictable movement of the stars makes the whole universe more mysterious, profound and unpredictable......

It should be said that fortunately, are the Greens still children? Innocently, they will only regard what they see in front of them as beautiful wonders they have never seen before, and they will be able to brag in front of other children in the village in the future, and they will never think about the shock hidden behind these scenes.

"You say, if I jump down from here and fall from the sky to the next beat, will all the space within a radius of hundreds of miles turn into nothingness?"

Lying cautiously on the edge of a leaf, Green looked down and asked another strange question coldly.

"Don't make a fuss, you're not a sage or an emperor in the sky, how can you slap a million corpses, or do you pretend to be a beggar from the roadside of the royal city and are actually a beggar with a sloppy and obscene face in the hands of an old man who takes your pocket money and buys a palm book that fell from the sky? Besides, although I don't know how long a mile is, it can destroy hundreds of miles or something in an instant, this special effect ...... Even if the gods are big, they can't do it, right? ”

Jack, who was also lying on the edge of the leaf, twitched the corners of his mouth, although the bards have a rich reserve of stories, but some of the settings are too ruined, it is like making up the brain deliberately to make everyone happy, even we children don't believe it.

But in the end, those [Shuangshuang] stories were originally adult-oriented, if children take human life inappropriately, shouting all day long that my life is up to me, love to rob other children's precious rare toys, in the middle of a few little girls hippie smiles or something, presumably many parents can't calm down, right?

By the way, in addition to being proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and songs, the bard is classified into stories that are not only [Shuangshuang] (Shuangwen), but also [Sadistic] (Abused) [Dark] (Evil) [White] (Child-oriented, almost no language modifications, simple flowing water storytelling).

In addition to this, they also know interesting legends, heroic biographies from all over the world.

In short, bards are a very powerful profession, and the amount of knowledge they have in their minds makes one wonder if they have traveled back in time.

Now, Green and the others have basically calmed down, and they are no longer clamoring to find the extremely invincible and ferocious time machine of the Super Thunderbolt classic as they did at the beginning, but have begun to seriously think about what to do next.

"Guys~"

At this moment, Bell's voice came from a distance, and I saw him panting and running over, his expression full of surprise: "I found a large primeval jungle over there, it seems that we don't have to worry about energy replenishment." ”

In fact, when the beanstalk stopped growing, Bell had a goal of finding water and calories, and after making sure that the white clouds under his feet could stand on people, Bell left the team and ran to find the food he needed to survive.

"Primeval Jungle?" ”

Hearing this, Green and Jack glared at each other.

"Well, Green, I don't know much about it." Straightening his straw hat, Jack asked the relatively well-informed Green in a somewhat tangled tone: "Will there be trees in the sky?" ”

"I don't know about this......" Scratching his head, Green's tone was a little uncertain: "But I heard that the hometown of the gods, Mount Olympus, is also in the sky, even if there are trees or something, it should be ...... Not surprising, right? ”

"Just go and see." Standing up, Green patted the non-existent dust on his body, showed an impatient smile, and said loudly: "Green's brave team, in order to save the world from the danger of destruction, set off!" ”

"Save the world...... Jack looked to the side, "Ahhh......h Why do I suddenly have a bad premonition that this guy is telling the truth? ”

[Beep beep beep porphy, just like that, the brave squad embarked on a journey to defeat the super ugly big demon king. 】

"Hey! What's the deal with this sudden narration!? ”

Looking at Bell, Jack couldn't help but spit out loudly, the same thing that the guy had just said in his fickle voice.

(The following is BGM needs,If you have a friend sitting in front of the computer,Please click on the cool dog music on the desktop,Search for [Xiaobawang Game Console-Doctor Mary-Pure Music Version] and single loop,It doesn't matter if you don't want to order,What we want is just a feeling)

[In 1348 in the Yad calendar, the evil dragon Doragon-Bangsanlu burned dozens of villages and killed many warriors who went to the crusade, and in the end, it not only destroyed most of the royal city, but also kidnapped the beautiful Feiana - there is a dragon princess under her crotch, the king was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and posted a notice throughout the country to recruit powerful warriors to defeat the evil dragon and rescue the princess, and the successful one will receive a huge reward of half of the country! 】

"Why did the background setting come out!!"

[Under the great reward, there will be brave men, many young and strong young men have come forward, and then there is no doubt that all of them will rush into the streets, and the elite soldiers of the king who went to fight against the evil dragon have also suffered unimaginable losses, and the whole country has fallen into an atmosphere of desolation and despair, and as time goes by, there are fewer and fewer warriors who have taken down the recruitment notice...... That's it! An ordinary nine-year-old boy in the East Village, Green has appeared! He hasn't lost his courage yet! He became the last brave man of Jad!! 】

"Nine?! You said nine years old, right!! I'm going to die!! If you go to challenge the dragon at the age of nine, you will definitely die!! ”

[The hot-blooded and brave new brave Green, with his cheerful smile, attracted the friends who fought against the dragon together, namely the mage Jack who likes to complain about the uselessness of his eggs, the priest Bell who serves as a medical assistant but likes to hunt at close quarters, and the berserker Tom who has been in a coma from the beginning because of the dragon's sleep magic, and the four of us embarked on a journey together. 】

"I'm sorry I like to complain! Anyway, you're actually a wet nurse!? And Tom, when are you still sleeping! After all, this team has had problems from the beginning!! ”

The four of them did not stop while speaking, in order to cooperate with the setting of the narrator (Bell), Green also put on a thick eyebrows and big eyes that only a hot-blooded teenager can have, and walked at the front with his head held high, followed by Bell, who kept chattering about the narrator's setting, and Jack, who walked at the end with Tom on his back......

Having a mage carry a berserker was definitely my most damned experience - BY: Jack's inner monologue.

In a few moments, they were above the clouds, through the clouds and mist, until a forest appeared in front of them.

"It's huge!"

That was the first thought that crossed Green's mind, and he opened his mouth wide and stared at the scenery in front of him.

Every tree in the forest was surprisingly large, and Green's measurement experience did not allow him to guess exactly how tall and wide they were, but he could guarantee that any one of these trees would be worthy of the elven tree of life that the bard spoke of.

After all, it was too big, it was incredible, even the weeds and flowers under the trees, even the lowest young grass was at least two meters.

"Guys, I've noticed something very serious."

Looking at the three companions, Green's tone was unprecedentedly heavy, and the solemn atmosphere even infected them: "We don't know when we fell under the curse of the evil dragon Doragon-Bunsanlu, and our bodies were shrunk to the level of ants. ”

Jack suddenly turned into a roaring emperor: "So don't play the stalk of Dragon Quest!" ”

"I can't feel the existence of amusing qi in my body at all...... my fists were squeezed and loosened, and Green's face showed a shocked expression of [power sealed]: "I didn't expect the evil dragon to be so ferocious, and before I knew it, I became as weak as a nine-year-old child." ”

"You're only nine years old, right!? The narration of Bell Nian just now is also nine years old in the setting, okay!? ”

"However, I will never give up because of this, as long as I keep my faith, human beings can do anything!!" (Jonathan Joestar Quote)

After shouting out the above sentence with enthusiasm, Green hurriedly looked down a few times, then picked up a wooden stick from the ground, raised it above his head and shouted again: "Even if I can't use ripples, I will use this [Sword of Luck and Courage] to defeat the evil dragon!" (The Sword of Luck and Courage, the only weapon Jonathan has ever used, and then the egg)

"Poof!!" Jack was almost shocked to the point of vomiting blood.

Bell's narration follows:

[Grimm the Brave has obtained the Sword of Luck and Courage!!] 】

[Weapon introduction: This sword has a very stinky curry smell, according to legend, it is made of a special plant that grows on the border of the universe, King Kong wood, which is said to be able to easily shatter the stars in the sky, but, this is just a legend, because no one can throw too high with this sword, maybe you can use him to insert it into the ground under your feet and see if you can destroy the planet?] 】

"Poof!!" Jack had been shocked to the point of vomiting blood: "Is there a mistake!?" Such a powerful weapon can be picked up anywhere!? ”

[There is also a legend that there is an immortal sealed in this sword, as long as you learn the first solution, that immortal will jump out and teach you to solve it, and then you can learn the special skills: Demon Penetrating Light Killing Cannon and Turtle Sect Qigong Wave!] 】

"There's definitely something wrong with this setting!! This script is definitely wrong, right!? Ahhhhh ”

Ignoring Jack, Bell, who was acting as the narrator, looked at Green.

"That's right, such a powerful weapon doesn't have a domineering name......"

Touching his chin, Green closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers and smiled proudly: "Let's call it Lake Toya!" ”

"What about the sword of luck and courage? What about the sword of luck and courage? What about the sword of luck and courage!? Where's the editor!? I want to report it! I want to complain!! There are people here who are infringing!! ”

[OK, Lake Toya has been included in the weapon spectrum]

[In fact, as a divine weapon that can seal immortals, Toya Lake is of course not that simple, its true body is actually an ancient artifact, but since the sword spirit in it was divided into nine parts and lost all over the world, it has been reduced to this appearance]

[Once you've collected all the Sword Spirit Fragments and lifted the seal on Lake Toya, its true name will be revealed in front of your eyes...... That's!! 】

[Magic Sword = Apophis!! 】

【What's more!】 The sword spirit also has a consciousness of its own!! You can also become a girl! You can do this and that!! 】

"That's enough, you bastard!! Ahhhhhh Why is the bloody story of Dragon Quest a good story becoming a [cool class] story in a blink of an eye! This style of painting is jumping a little too fast! ”

Jack found that he couldn't keep up with these two funny out-of-the-box thinking at all, so he continued like this, and next, I'm afraid that he would first run around the world to collect sword spirit fragments, and then go to an auction house on the way, and after pit a few fat sheep with a lot of stupid money, he went to so-and-so academy to do something that you all understand, and then ran out to start a mercenary group before he graduated, and then he ......

Well, in fact, Jack is also a guy who knows the truth, but he doesn't admit it.

Four kids have fun here, uh...... Three, Tom is still sleeping.

They didn't know that because of the trouble they caused, the entire kingdom of Yad was in turmoil, and other countries tried their best to send envoys to try to participate in the investigation of the giant beanstalk, and some neutral forces also had their own actions.

Due to the proximity of the Poseidon Festival, there are actually not many hidden lines and masters entrenched in the kingdom of Jade, and there are many pretentious people who look down on secular laws and regulations, and they don't even say hello to the kingdom of Jade, so they run and climb the beanstalk without permission.

The Hunter Guild of the neutral camp couldn't stand it anymore for these arrogant and arrogant guys who cut into the queue, and after they sent some people to intercept these suspicious and ill-intentioned people, they also sent high-level hunters to climb the beanstalk to investigate.

It was a mutual commission from the king and the temple priests.

I'm afraid, no one would have thought that before them, there were four ordinary children who had already made it to the top, right?

PS: Can 4600 words be counted as two more? As a reward, give a referral ticket?