Chapter Seventy-Three: Barkley's Donkey's Kiss
At the end of the second half, the game suddenly climaxed, like watching a blockbuster, the two sides scored three goals in less than ten minutes, and the fans of the original excellent Dongyao team were very dissatisfied, and even unhappy! Damn, what's going on! A relaxing weekend has turned into a crowd for the people of Shenbei!
The last few minutes of fighting are destined to be fierce, the two sides are fighting for every inch of land, you come and go to kill you, the No. 6 captain of Dongyao, the prevention of Feng Gongzi is like protecting Shu Bao, and he does not show any side, Lao Feng can't be a hero anymore when he gets the ball, he doesn't give a chance at all, he doesn't look good, he doesn't hesitate to foul and doesn't let Feng Gongzi get up, he made three big and small rules on Feng Gongzi in a row, and got a yellow card, Lao Feng's skills really don't have to say, if he doesn't foul, he can't prevent him at all, and he is invincible alone, Dongyao had to send two or three people to focus on defense, and in the last few minutes, let alone a counterattack, the Dongyao team was walked by Feng Gongzi alone!
"This turtle grandson, Bai gave you a calm value of nine, but you don't understand the cooperation, is it completely a personal hero idea! Look at what you can! I really think I'm Meixi! Of course, Zhao Liansheng's complaint, Feng Gongzi couldn't hear it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
No. 8 Zhang Ziqiang circled around Feng Gongzi and shouted for the ball, don't support any personal heroism, Coach Feng, you are passing the ball!
"Cover, cover, hey!" No matter how good the technique is, the foul will fall, and Lao Feng will also be kicked in the red eye, but the ball can never be passed out, if you want to become the focus of attention, you have to be the person who holds the ball!
"Cover? Do you want to block it! "Even if it's a basketball article, you don't have to write it like this! Don't be kitsch!
It's good to stick to a vulgar style of football!
Captain Zhang and Coach Feng, the eldest brother and the second brother, are all in their new positions, and they all lack professional experience.
"This technology is really amazing!"
"It's a pity that this technology is not conscious! Such a big gap on both sides, just don't pass, this ability to take the ball is really strong, but it's a pity that I can't make the ball, and it's still an empty game. ”
This time, the two Shen Bei's commentaries have a rare position in the same position this time. I regretted that No. 30 Feng Gongzi came.
In the cursing of both the enemy and us, Lao Feng stubbornly brought the ball to the line of the big penalty area, and a little to the left in the center, the No. 6 captain of Dongyao once again kicked Lao Feng. Farewell to Lao Feng. The referee blew the whistle, and when there were still ten seconds before the end of the game, he gave the Longsheng team a free kick in front, the danger of this ball was too great, the position was well distanced, and the foul No. 6 was still chattering to remind the referee that the time was up, and this free kick did not exist. You are misjudged!!
"Don't you know you have a yellow card?" The referee smiled professionally, but he was complaining in his heart: "Boy, if it weren't for your home stadium, I would have made you a pair a long time ago." ”
The referee signaled that he knew the time and signaled that the Toyaku team was going to retreat to 9.15 meters away, which was a challenge to my authority.
Almost the last attack, even the goalkeeper Zhao Yimiao rushed up, ready to make an extra high point in the penalty area.
Zhang Ziqiang and Feng Gongzi stood in front of the ball with their waists crossed, discussing who would kick this direct free kick.
"Coach, come on, my shooting percentage is quite high in this position!"
"No way!" Lao Feng is now fantasizing about his earth-shattering blow, not only to score three points for Longsheng, but also to hit Chang Erya's heart in one fell swoop, not only to be a hero but also to capture the heart of a beauty. Besides, this opportunity was created by Feng Gongzi and me, so naturally I will be the main punishment: "Self-improvement, there are too many reasons for me to punish, not to mention this footwork, it is the pressure of this punishment that cannot be scored, you can't resist it, I have no problem!" "What a fuck up this bastard's temper!
"Alright then, here you go! He's the master, you're the brother! You're all the wind, and I'm the sand! Scrape as much as you want! ”
"Brother Feng, Sect Leader Zhao said, let you kick into the door, don't be vigorous!"
One of the famous quotes of the amazing coach Milou, if you don't know where to kick the ball, then kick it in the door!
"Well, don't exert your strength, that's to find an angle, look at my brother to give you an antelope hanging horn," after the calculation, seeing the referee's whistle, Lao Feng stabilized his mind, trotted two steps, and formed a 30° angle between his body and the ball, supported by his left foot, and the inside of his right foot was an arc, with smooth movements and technical specifications, worthy of being Longsheng's technical template.
However, not looking at the landing point of the ball, all this is very good, the ball slid an arc in the air, and went to the direction of the goalkeeper, defensive, offensive, all deflated for a while, too positive, and fought for a wool, and was confiscated by the goalkeeper at a glance! There's no time, it's over! 2:2, it's a pity for Toyaku, who is fighting at home!
It's flat, the thoughts of the players on both sides rise, and the commentators and the audience also have this thought!
But another but, at this time, the goalkeeper of the Toyao team was in a state of dizziness and had not been lifted, so another butter hand in the football world appeared, the goalkeeper did not hold the ball tightly with both hands, but carelessly dropped the racket with one hand, at this time all he had to do was to take the ball and wait for the referee's final whistle, who knew that this had to dribble twice on the ground like a basketball, and this time something went wrong, and the ball he broke into the net because of the unevenness of the field.
"Beep," the referee blew the whistle, and when he heard the whistle, many people who didn't pay attention to the details thought that the game was over, including some distant mobilization, but when they saw the referee's gesture and firmly pointed to the middle circle, they were all confused, what was going on, how did the ball go in!
"I know how to get in, I know how to get in, ahaha, hahaha!" Feng Gongzi's happiness fell from the sky again, since the ball left his feet, Feng Gongzi knew that this ball was not off, but it was too outrageous, fortunately, this guy's broken thoughts continued: "Great compassion and compassion to save the suffering and save the difficult Guanyin Bodhisattva, for my mother's many years of filial piety to you, you can help me!" ”
So the butter hand appeared, what a butter hand, you have a kind of say it again, and the goalkeeper of Dongyao also panicked: "It's not a butter hand, it's obviously uneven!" ”
"Ohmaygad, this goalkeeper is too amateurish, how can he do this, is his head full of poop?"
The referee ruled that the goal was valid, and then the kick-off had to be played again, and as soon as the ball was kicked, the final whistle was blown.
The players of the Longsheng team are boiling, and the players of the Dongyao team can't believe it, the roller coaster of life, the ups and downs, is it so unclear that it is defeated?
Are we really going to memorize words?
In the commentary room of Shenbei TV, happy laughter came out, this is not to make fun of Dongyao's back, the relationship between the two is to break bones and tendons, no one should laugh at anyone, this laughter is mainly aimed at an arrogant guy, he is embarrassed, this unpopular guy, there will be a Barkley's donkey kiss in the next episode! I'm really looking forward to it!