1: That's how my brother hangs
"Hey, Brother Bin, the game Calradia Continent has been released, and the storyline is based on the hacking and slashing you stayed up all night every day ten years ago. Why don't we enter the gaming industry together? The other end of the phone shouted excitedly to Dabin.
The veteran was a little incredulous: "What did you say? Hack and slash adaptation? Wouldn't it still be a cheating keyboard RPG game? Just changed into an online game? β
Listening to the old soldier's words, he was stunned for a moment, and said weakly: "That's right, it's a keyboard RPG online game." β
", get out!" The veteran immediately pinched off the phone.
What kind of thing is this? Interested in entertaining my brother? Brother Temo thought that you were so excited that you seemed to be able to get out of a virtual online game.
The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, lit a cigarette, took a puff, and slowly spit it out.
Originally, veterans were non-smokers, and only occasionally ordered one, such as after drinking, when they were extremely excited, and when they were extremely sad.
I haven't seen a few of them in a year, but I carry a pack with me for socializing.
But seeing that the veteran was just vomiting out some of his depression in the clouds, he felt relaxed again, but the phone rang again.
At a glance, it showed 'Egg', and it was the person who had just called.
"you, what are you doing? Why don't you come to entertain my brother again, otherwise my brother will hammer him to death with a fist in the past, do you believe it? The veteran threatened fiercely.
'Forced egg' was stunned again, and then said weakly: "Brother Bin, don't be angry, in fact, I'm joking with you, it's really a virtual online game." This time, Yuyao Company made a bloody investment, and directly took out billions to buy 5% of the shares of the American War Alliance, and issued Calradia in our China. β
What? It's true? So why is this dog wall just told my brother that it was a keyboard rpg, is it really a pastime?
When the veteran thought about this, he suddenly had a feeling of anger: "What a, do you really want to entertain your brother?" It's really a virtual online game, and you still tell my brother that it's a keyboard RPG? Do you want to die or are you tired of living? β
The 'forced egg' on the other side obviously felt the veteran's murderous aura, and shivered: "It's not a joke, it's a joke." β
"Your uncle's joke! I don't know if my brother has been looking forward to the stars and the moon since he was a teenager, just to look forward to an online game? Are you still so funny? And why don't you call back right away when I pinch off the phone? β
'' laughed dryly, didn't answer the veteran's previous words, and said directly: "I don't understand you, Brother Bin, I know that I will call you immediately and you will be depressed, you will definitely pinch it off immediately, it is better for you to smoke a cigarette and calm down before calling you." β
No, the good brother who has been with him for more than ten years knows his own character well, and the veteran really can't be angry with him when he hears this, so he said casually: "You kid, book a pair of game equipment for my brother first, how much money you will pad first, and then return it to you." β
When the 'stinger' heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Brother Bin, who are we with?" I still need to divide it so clearly, a game device is one or two thousand, you can just invite me to a supper next time. β
When the veteran heard this, he immediately felt that it was also, since this kid parted ways with him ten years ago, he went to learn to do 'off the alloy' and set up a screen window, and now he has become a master, taking care of several stores by himself, with an annual salary of hundreds of thousands, and he is also a local tyrant, where would he care about a little money of one or two thousand? It's a big deal, and then I'll have a good meal with this thing.
So the veteran smacked a few times into the phone, and then said, "That's it, my brother is still working, you can help my brother order one first, by the way, when will the game start?" β
"The game will officially start at twelve o'clock tonight, but I still have to borrow your game ID from Brother Bin." The baser suddenly remembered that he had almost forgotten about this stubble, and suddenly sweated profusely, saying that he was stupid.
Kindness?? The veteran was full of questions: "What are you borrowing my brother's name for?" β
"It's not that you have been in the game industry for decades, leaving too many glorious deeds and too much fame. Like this Carradia, it takes a man of prestige and courage to fight, "a train full of eggs, unaware that the veterans on the other side are full of black lines."
"Stop, stop. Speak human words to Lao Tzu. β
"Your number can be booked for five game devices,This game is currently in public beta,Only 30w game qualifications will be issued,In addition, 5w is randomly distributed,A total of 35w game activation codes in China are onlyγ
The veteran suddenly understood.,So that's the case.,No wonder my brother didn't hear anything before.,I'm ashamed to say it.,Because of the crazy game of my youth.,Caused a unanimous crusade from all relatives and friends.,In recent years, veterans haven't dared to touch online games.,It's just a dead job every day.,Occasionally, the nature of the stand-alone machine that comes to play for a while.,Now it's derailed from the game world.γ
"Okay, okay, my ID is 3345678, and the password is 8008208820solaxi, hurry up, I want to see the game device at my house at night."
Peng Peng, who suddenly slapped his chest, said: "No problem, wrap it on me, hang it first." After saying that, the goods actually pinched the phone directly.
The veteran silently greeted the bastard in his heart, and then shook his head and put away the phone, I wanted to say that I paid my salary yesterday, and today I invited him to rub it with the thief, but I didn't expect to be pinched directly.
As soon as he turned around, he was about to continue to do things, but he didn't expect a yin and yang strange voice to come out: "Yo, our big brother Wu Yinbin, you are stealing and not doing things during work again?" β
The veteran's footsteps paused, especially this dog's day, every time Lao Tzu stopped, he found fault with Lao Tzu, right?
The owner of this voice is a foreman surnamed Liu here, who is usually scathing and mean, but the veterans who have been wandering outside for many years have smoothed out the edges and corners, and they know that it is better not to offend anyone if it is not necessary.
If you want to say why this foreman likes to find the stubble of veterans, it still starts with their working environment.
The veteran works as a Chinese food server in this five-star hotel called Elle, and often comes into contact with the waiters of Chinese food, and the waiters are each a bright college student, and the foreman is also promoted from the college students, and I don't know when the old man who was a little handsome in appearance was known to have a strong muscle, which is terrible, and every time those college students look at him, there is a little water in their eyes.
And the veteran is also the kind of person who has a cheap personality and does not take advantage of the bastard, so he lives in the world of flowers every day, eats with the waiter today, his with the waiter tomorrow, and occasionally opens a room in his own hotel.
But the cautious foreman Liu couldn't stand it, especially after the veteran accidentally slept with a female foreman he was pursuing, he began to look for the veteran stubble thoroughly, brushing the shelves today, mopping the floor tomorrow, and having nothing to do inventory, anyway, he just won't let you be idle.
And now this foreman Liu saw that the veteran didn't speak, and sniffed: "Okay, you actually smoke during work, you don't want today's salary, and you have one day off." β
The veteran stared at Foreman Liu coldly, but Foreman Liu looked at him fearlessly, and sneered: "Haven't you always boasted that you have engaged in pyramid schemes?" Didn't you brag that you went to the construction site to move bricks? Why do you live like a bad seed? β
Hearing this, suddenly the veteran laughed, laughed very happily, laughed loudly, he had forgotten how long he hadn't laughed like this, if the veteran's friend, the egg, the thief, and the chicken god would definitely be shocked when they saw it, five years ago, a few gangsters molested the soldier's cousin, and sarcastically said that he was a bad breed, and the soldier laughed like this for a while, and the gangsters were stunned by him and fainted, and now when they see him on the street, they immediately turn their heads and run, and those who can't run away almost kneel down and call the master.
But obviously, Foreman Liu would not know the glorious achievements of the veteran, and he was still stunned: "What are you laughing at, are you sick?" Wait for the impact on the guests to you to be responsible, but also in the aisle loud noise, three days of wages. β
The veteran laughed for a while, and his usually suppressed voice was completely released: "The surname is Liu, what are you asking Lao Tzu to laugh at?" I'll tell you. β
directly hammered a straight fist into Foreman Liu's nose, only to see his two nosebleeds like a fountain: "Lao Tzu laughs at you for not knowing the height of the sky, but you have to make inches of pain everywhere." β
With one hand, he grabbed the hair of Foreman Liu, who was bent over, covering his nose and crying wolf, and slammed his knee and beckoned: "What Lao Tzu hates the most is that someone calls Lao Tzu a bad seed, and Made, see if you dare to be arrogant in the future." β
A large crowd gathered around here, and a man in a suit ran out and asked, "What's going on?" Wu Yinbin, why are you beating people? β
The veteran looked at this Director Li, pouted and said, "It's not good to see him." β
This Director Li is a fellow villager of Foreman Liu, and he knows that Foreman Liu has been bullying veterans and turns a blind eye, and the veterans occasionally talk to him and he also speaks of him, so he is not a good bird at first glance.
So the veteran didn't say anything polite to him.
Sure enough, Director Li directly favored Foreman Liu and said, "You won't have to go to work tomorrow." You don't want this month's salary. β
The veteran didn't care: "Lao Tzu is trying to tell you, Lao Tzu is gone." β
After speaking, he took off his work clothes, revealing a hardsuit muscle, and snorted a handful of snot and threw it on Director Li's face.
Director Li instantly went berserk, rushed forward and punched the veteran's back, and shouted, "Nima." β
But I saw Director Li's punch with all his strength only making the veteran's body shake for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, the grinning veteran said to the audience lightly: "I'm self-defense!" β
After speaking, he kicked it straight over, and Director Li was directly kicked about two meters away, smashed on the workbench, and fainted.
After that, the veteran turned around and walked to the elevator, and when he was about to enter the elevator, he coolly threw off his hair and glanced at the college students who were shining in his eyes.
also said: "Why is my brother hanging like this?" That's how my brother hangs!! Hahaha!! β
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