025 Elf Lori, a little tail that makes people laugh and cry.

、Looking back, it was actually the elf girl who was in the Treasure Bay from Ratchet City last time。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Lin Jie suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

But when I think about it, the autonomy of an NPC is too high, it's definitely not a Night Elf, maybe it's a bronze dragon or something. It is said that in the Western Plague Land, there is a bronze dragon who likes to become a dwarf, maybe this is the same, is there a task?

Lin Jie turned back to the little girl and said, "Little beauty, you see that my blood is blue and empty, if I hadn't just eaten two mouthfuls of fried tiger meat." I guess I'll die if you took a picture just now. ”

Who knew that the elf Lori was not fooled and said with a smile: "Your rebirth is useless." Wouldn't it be nice to die and come back to life?? ”

Lin Jie was stunned and asked, "Who are you??" ”

Lori, the Night Elf, said, "I'm a Night Elf. It's what you call NPCs. ”

The black line on Lin Jie's head, how can any NPC say that he is an NPC, this is too unreliable.

As a result, the girl took out a piece of paper and said another series of words to Lin Jie that shocked him: "You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court." Lin Jie was born on February 2, 2222, Aquarius, his parents were the team leader of a research laboratory in the military region, and died in the line of duty. has a younger sister Lin Ling, at this time, all kinds of school files, in short, are kind and peaceful, not high or low. When I was in college, I came into contact with the game "Legend" and made money by playing gold in it. In short, it's an otaku among otaku. But in the new game "Glory", he showed extraordinary talent, won a lot of first kills, became the first person to double class, and learned advanced cooking without a teacher. There is also some knowledge of Azeroth. Can you explain why there is such a change? ”

Lin Jie was stunned for a moment, and could only explain: "The history of Azeroth is available in the library. ”

But Elf Lori ruthlessly debunked: "Don't try to fool an NPC, although the library has similar information, there is no such thing as you have read these books in your achievement list, and some things have not yet appeared, such as Onexia." It was because you knew that Onexia was teleported to Orgrimmar. Don't try to spoof your data. ”

Lin Jie said sincerely: "Actually, I am a paladin from Azeroth, who robbed Gianna from Uther and Arthas during the 2 orc wars. Unfortunately, he was a prince and didn't rob it, and he was abolished the power of the Holy Light, so he had to work as a cook in South Sea Town, and then Arthas blew himself up and became the Lich King, and I became the imperial chef of King Ureon, and I found a ring in the kitchen of Stormwind City, and there was an old grandfather in the ring who taught me peerless martial arts, I fought monsters and upgraded all the way, punched Onexia and stepped on Nefarian, and used Deathwing as a mount, just when I duel with Sargeras, the weapons of the two of us collided together to produce space-time fluctuations, and I crossed over. ”

Elf Lori couldn't stand still laughing.

"You're so creative, it's the most creative excuse I've ever heard, and I'm happy with your answer." Lori said with a smile.

Actually passed like this, Lin Jie looked at this Lori blankly, didn't the NPC have been influenced by fantasy novels, and were deceived by my old grandfather who was a waste wood of divorce?

Lori continued: "Because you seem to know a lot of dungeon play that caught our attention, at first we thought it was a leak in the game. As a result, through the inspection, everything is normal, and you haven't affected the progress much, so I think your behavior is normal, but my housekeeper doesn't think so, he always thinks that you have a channel to understand the game, and as a result, through the investigation, you can't stay at home anymore, and you know how to play games in college, and you can count the real people you see on ten fingers, and the conclusion is that you don't know the ability of the top crackers. ”

And you cook so deliciously, and you have also cracked the test of the pig's intestine that I set, I think you have a very promising future. Come on,"

Lin Jie couldn't cry or laugh: "Then why did you say so much about me earlier, do you know how scary it is, just want to arrest me,"

Elf Lori said proudly: "Don't you think this is very fan, it is said that the Golden Age is something that must be said before interrogation." β€œ

Lin Jie had a black line, what kind of mess was this, and asked, "What is the Golden Age?" β€œ

Little Lori glanced at Lin Jie and said, "I don't know this, how did you learn history class." This is a collective term for more than 100 years before the war, when it was said that everyone could eat natural grain and meat, and humans could roll in the grass. It is possible to swim in the water. And there are also various books, movies, and TV series to watch. We call this era the Golden Age. β€œ

Lin Jie continued to sweat, thinking to himself, this African black uncle probably hasn't experienced this feeling.

Is forgetting a beautification? I don't feel how good it was at that time, but it's true that I can eat meat every day. I really want to eat meat.

As he spoke, he took out a piece of pan-fried tiger steak from the package and nibbled on it, and by the way, he also took a piece and gave it to Lori.

Lori was overjoyed, and said vaguely while eating: "I just fancy you for this, even if it's system food, you can play with flowers, you have beaten this tiger meat with a loose meat hammer, and then marinated it with sauce, wrapped in velociraptor egg wash, and then pounced on breadcrumbs, and fried it in oil, right?" β€œ

It tastes more layered than the original pan-fried tiger steak. As he spoke, he turned around and was about to leave.

Lin Jie is speechless, is this Lori just to scare me??

Just thinking about it, Lori suddenly turned around and said: "Patronized eating, forgot the most important thing, we decided to recruit you as a member of the blizzard's external editor, you can help us find bugs, it's not without benefits, you can get bug income, but there is only one time, and the most important thing is that there is an additional salary." And it doesn't affect your current game. β€œ

Lin Jie thinks that I am a fish and a knife, if I don't sign it, I guess I won't see the blue sophisticated equipment again in the future, so I signed it.

Lori said again, you have something delicious to summon me in the future, saying that she would trade to give Lin Jie a flute.

After taking the flute, Lin Jie was stunned.

Summoning the Dragon Flute

Orange Legends

sundry

Uses: Summon the green dragon Ethevreya.

Note: Invalid if there is no delicious use.

Lin Jie was depressed, and he was carrying the omen of the uncle with him at this time. I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, but now it seems that my actions have not had a bad impact on the system. Seon lost his horse and knew the blessing and the curse. No matter how much it is, let's go offline first. So Lin Jie left the game.