"The phoenix doesn't come out, the crow doesn't come out, the white rooster doesn't come out, the south wind young dragon doesn't come out, and Karazan doesn't come out, okay! I admit all of these, and I count them as Lao Tzu's back. But **'s ICC achievement dragon, you actually hacked me a CD in the name of BUG, I'll tell you about Blizzard, I'll give you another chance, the black dragon is your last chance to keep me, I tell you, you grasp it, this time again, World of Warcraft Lao Tzu won't play! In an ordinary dormitory on the eighth floor of SY University of Technology, a young man sitting on a wooden stool wearing only a pair of cartoon underwear is pointing to a computer screen and chattering. On his computer screen, a majestic minotaur warrior in armor confronts a giant black dragon. The young man's eyes looked at the black dragon that he couldn't be familiar with anymore, his eyes froze, and he roared angrily!

"For the Horde! For Azeroth! For the Black Dragon! ”

The minotaur warrior on the screen seemed to gain infinite strength from his roar, and charged forward, directly hitting the black dragon named Onexia with a hideous face!

A minute passed.

"! Not out yet! After the minotaur touched the black dragon's corpse and learned that he still hadn't found anything, the young man was furious. He slammed the mouse he was holding in his right hand in anger, and slammed his left hand on the sturdy table, causing his left hand to turn red.

"It's not out, it's not out, you MD, you still haven't given it to me!! I've been brushing for a year and a half! It's been a year and a half, and you didn't even give me a hair! The young man was furious, and he jumped up and down in the dormitory like a monkey with a roasted butt on fire, and scolded the heavens and the earth.

This scolding underpants boy is named Lin Yu, a semi-hardcore player from the 70s to the 00s in World of Warcraft, he has a fanatical love for World of Warcraft, and has an almost paranoid enthusiasm for World of Warcraft's mounts, but his luck is probably the worst in the country, or even in the world, because since he played this popular game all over the world until now, he doesn't even have a non-gold mount. The reason is that his idea is too much, and he drove ten brushes for a year and a half, and there is nothing. Not only that, a few days ago, I brushed ICC to achieve the dragon, and two weeks of hard work were wiped out by the system with a light BUG. Until this time, the black dragon found nothing. So, Lin Yu broke out.

He began to curse frantically, scolding when he saw the mobile phone, scolding when he saw the computer, he thought that looking in the mirror and seeing his handsome face would make him feel better, but he didn't find the mirror after a long time, so he even scolded himself.

Five minutes passed.

In these short five minutes, the young people extended their most sincere greetings to Blizzard's mother, father, aunt, aunt and eighteen generations of ancestors. Scolding is also a physical job, and after five minutes of wild scolding, the young man ran out of words. Sitting back in his seat, he glanced at Onexia, who had become a corpse, with great unwillingness, and said indignantly.

"There are two more numbers, go to bed after brushing!"

As soon as his hand touched the mouse, an irresistible sleepiness suddenly surged into the young man's mind, yawned fiercely, and patted his face vigorously, trying to wake up with the pain, but he was tired and found that it didn't work, and he looked at the screen again unwillingly, and the young man muttered like a fine patient.

"You wait, I'll tell you, brother will go to sleep and come back to kill you."

After the cruel words were finished, the young man rolled over to the bed with a grunt, and as soon as his head touched the pillow, he quickly fell asleep. What the young man didn't notice was that Onyxia was lying in magma on his computer screen, and the dragon seemed to have an extremely strange smile on his face

Pain, there was a piercing pain in Lin Yu's back, and he didn't know why he still felt such a strong pain when he slept. He wanted to open his eyes, but his eyelids seemed to be hanging with two heavy pieces of lead, and there was no place in his body that could move, if he hadn't moved his fingers with all his might, Lin Yu even thought that he might have been on the way to drink tea with King Yama at this time.

"Can I get a sleep and get a serious injury? There's really no one left. ”

Lin Yu muttered to himself in his heart, tried to move his body, and found that he still couldn't move. Sighing slightly, he forcibly comforted himself.

"Break the can, it's a dream anyway, it'll be fine in a while."

Just as he was about to give up waiting to wake up, an extremely deep voice came into his ears.

"Look! Captain, look what I found! A human! ”

As soon as this voice fell, two or three voices with different voices but equally thick voices came into Lin Yu's ears from different directions, causing tons of damage to his eardrums.

"Humans? Where? ”

"Humans still dare to enter our Red Cloud Plateau?"

"Don't say anything, I'll hand over this human to me in a moment. Lao Tzu's cooking skills are counted in the whole camp! I'll make a good meal for you later, open the meat! ”

"Red Cloud Terrace? Camp Nalachi? Where were the minotaurs born? Tribe? it? I came to Azeroth? ”

Lin Yu, who was lying on the ground, heard the five words of Naraqi camp, and instantly knew what kind of place this was, as a typical tribal player, a loyal lover of the Minotaur, how could he not know what place the Red Cloud Terrace was, belonging to the Minotaur Novice Village, Nalaqi Camp. But before he could get excited, the message from the third voice instantly made him cold.

"Lao Tzu is going to be eaten???"

Lin Yu felt hurt, really. As an otaku, how could he not know what a crossing is. As a fan of World of Warcraft, a half-hardcore player, he has fantasized countless times about crossing into the world of Azeroth to show his strength, trampling all the Deathwing, Brain Roar, and Akmund under his feet, and by the way, he is taking the famous beauties in World of Warcraft, what Tyrande, Winresa, and Sylvanas into his account to warm up the bed. But he never dreamed that he had dreamed of crossing into Azeroth, ending up being someone else's meal, and he already knew who the owners of these voices were. The voice is loud, it is thick, and it can produce earthquakes when walking, who else can there be besides his mother's minotaur, doesn't it mean that cows are vegetarians? Why are the recipes so miscellaneous now?

"Shut up, guard, tell me. Where are the human beings? A deeper, louder voice came.

"Here."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

A sound of heavy footsteps slowly approached Lin Yu, and he felt that the entire ground was trembling. Although he didn't know who this minotaur was, from this footsteps, Lin Yu could conclude that this must be an extremely powerful character.

The footsteps disappeared, and a loud and deafening sound came.

"Is this human?"

"Yes, Captain, that's him!"

"It's too thin for me to eat, forget it, take him back to the camp."

“”

"Holy! Do you want to eat Lao Tzu or think Lao Tzu is thin? Lin Yu scolded wildly in his heart, how could he be an excellent young man with a height of one meter eight, why is he not as good as three or two eggplants in the mouth of this minotaur?

didn't wait for Lin Yu to finish scolding in his heart, he was picked up like a dilapidated cloth bag, at this time he had recovered some physical strength, although people were swords and I was fish and meat, but Lin Yu was definitely not a person who was ready to be captured, he wanted to resist, he wanted to revolt, he wanted to fight. He kicked the minotaur who was carrying him, but in exchange he was thrown to the ground fiercely, very decisively, and Lin Yu fainted

I don't know how long it took, Lin Yu finally woke up, he opened his eyes with difficulty, and found himself in a tent, lying on a somewhat hard blanket. To his left was a porcelain bowl the size of a basin, filled with black grains he didn't recognize. Holding on to the ground with difficulty, Lin Yu struggled to sit up from the ground, his whole body was sore, his bones seemed to be falling apart, he was very thirsty, very thirsty. On his right hand side was a ceramic jar with strange patterns printed on it, the mouth of the jar was very large, and Lin Yu visually inspected his face to be able to reach into this jar. He wanted to bring the jar over, but the jar was unexpectedly heavy, and in desperation, he could only stick his face into the jar, and luckily. The water in the ceramic jar was very sufficient, and after pouring a few mouthfuls of water, Lin Yu felt that his whole body was alive. When he took his head out of the jar, a huge cow face was facing him, and the huge cow nose was almost attached to Lin Yu's face, out of the normal reaction of human beings, Lin Yu subconsciously raised his hand and punched a straight fist at the bull nose in front of him.

This punch was swung out, Lin Yu felt that it was not a fragile nose, but granite, this minotaur's nose was really strong and hard, a little unbelievable, a sharp pain spread from the palm of his hand to his brain, Lin Yu couldn't help but roar.

"It hurts, it hurts!!"

The minotaur who was punched stretched out his huge bull hooves, or his hand was more appropriate, and rubbed his nose, and the thunderous sound shook Lin Yu's eardrums.

"Human, you are as weak as the soft-footed shrimp in the river, vulnerable."

"Eight Kings"

Lin Yu, who was insulted, raised his head and saw the minotaur giant standing in front of him, and the last egg word couldn't be said no matter what, this minotaur was too strong, and the strength made his heart palpitate. His height of almost three meters caused him great pressure, and the high bulging muscles on his arms showed that he was powerful, but such a strong warrior, the armor he was wearing did not match his figure. His clothes were really shabby, his yellow leather armor shirt was tattered, the two crossed knife marks on his chest added a bit of anger to him, and his animal skin shorts were a little whitish, and the only thing that could be seen was his tiger skin shoulder armor, and the one behind him was not a sharp blade, but an ordinary thick wooden club. Although the equipment on his body looked a little rudimentary, Lin Yu thought that even if this minotaur had nothing on him, it would be an easy matter to pinch himself to death. In the face of an enemy who is many times stronger than himself, it is absolutely no good to call the fight, so he wisely chose to pat the horse.

"Strong Minotaur warrior, you are the most powerful man I have ever met. I believe that even the most powerful human warriors are vulnerable to you. ”

In the face of someone stronger than yourself, or a cow, patting the sycophant is the wisest and most reliable choice. Lin Yu didn't blush in the slightest when he said such words. He loves PVE, and has been around the World of Warcraft PVE server for a long time, so he has a lot of ideas about how to talk to them.

"Hahaha!"

The minotaur laughed loudly, and the laughter was so loud that it was like thunder. Lin Yu even felt that the jar on his right hand was vibrating with the bullman's hearty laughter. He quickly covered his ears, and after listening to such a voice a few times, Lin Yu felt that he was likely to become a poor deaf person.

"Please forgive my rudeness, Minotaur warrior. Your voice is so loud that I can't bear your loud voice so weak. ”

When the minotaur heard Lin Yu's words, he immediately stopped laughing, stared at the huge bull's eyes, and lowered his voice as much as possible to ask. The human was interesting, and he didn't want to frighten the weak human with his voice.

"Interesting human, I'm Lohaku Rockhoof, the captain of the Red Cloud Terrace. What's your name? ”

Lin Yu hurriedly sat up straight and said to Luo Haku seriously.

"Strong Captain Lohaku, my surname is Xin, and my name is Brother Xin Chun. It is an honor to know such a powerful warrior. ”

As he spoke, Lin Yu bowed slightly to Luo Haku.

"Brother Xin Chun? What a strange name. Lohaku said with a cow's grin. Lin Yu saw that Luo Haku's attitude towards him was not bad, and he just wanted to ask a few questions that he was interested in, when he saw Luo Haku's expression suddenly change, his friendly expression disappeared, and he stared at Lin Yu and asked loudly.

"Human! Tell me your intentions for coming to camp in Narach, or I'll crush your bones piece by piece!" ”

Luo Haku's transformation caught Lin Yu off guard, and the voice that was louder than the sound of the gong really scared Lin Yu, and he rubbed back in a hurry, Lin Yu looked at Luo Haku with a frightened face and said.

"Captain Lohaku, I don't mean anything malicious. Coming to the camp in Nalachi was only an accident. ”

Lin Yu's explanation made Lohaku very dissatisfied, the humans of the alliance are all cunning, such an excuse, he has heard it many times. took out the thick wooden stick he was carrying behind him, slammed it on the ground, and with a click, the stick broke in two. Lohaku glanced at the stick, half in his hand, half lying on the ground. Then he said viciously.

"Human! You've ruined my favorite weapon, and I've decided to take out your bones one by one and make a new stick, and your bones should be much harder than that. ”

"?" Lin Yu stared at Luo Haku with a fierce face, and couldn't say a word. This TM Minotaur is a scoundrel! It's obvious that I didn't pretend B by myself, but I bit myself.

"Captain Lohaku. Please forgive me for my mistakes, and I deeply regret the destruction of your weapons. But please leave me alone, don't reforge the weapon from my bones, I'm sure I'll find the right materials for you in a short time to make a weapon that suits you better. Minotaurs are master forgers, and with the right materials, forging the right weapon is a breeze. ”

Lin Yu hurriedly responded, Lohaku, a black-bellied minotaur, looked really strong and a little terrifying, and he absolutely believed that with Lohaku's power, it would be okay to crush his bones. For the sake of his own life, Lin Yu had to accept Luohaku's blackmail, which didn't seem very clever, but was very effective.

Really. With Lin Yu's promise, Lohaku's angry and distorted bull's face instantly turned cloudy and clear. kicked away the thick wooden stick that was broken in two at his feet, sat on the ground with a plop, put his hands on his thighs and said to Lin Yu.

"Weak human, I hope you didn't deceive the strong Lohaku, otherwise I will definitely crush the bones of your body."

"Your sister! Can you threaten me with another word! Always pinching bones and pinching bones, there is no sincerity at all. ”

Lin Yu scolded in his heart, but his face looked relieved, and he said with a smile.

"How dare I deceive the great Lohaku."

"Very good, human, you said that you would find the materials to cast weapons in a very short time, what are you going to do?"

Lohaku asked his most important question with some urgency, and as the most powerful warrior in the Narach camp, his desire for good weapons could be said to trump all else.

"Naturally, it's looking for ore." Lin Yu replied as a matter of course, his research on the ore of Azeroth can be said to be a grandmaster-like existence, his main number of warriors is to learn the secondary job of double mining, and the rest of the number is either mining medicine and alchemy, or mining jewelry, and the two numbers are mining forging and mining engineering. He has an abnormal preference for gathering, the mines and pharmacies of Azeroth, Lin Yu can answer casually, and he doesn't even need Baidu.

"Can you beneficiate? Will you gather ore!? ”

Lohaku stood up abruptly in a gaffe, took a step forward, and hunched his face almost touched Lin Yu's face.

Lin Yu pushed away Luo Haku's huge bull's nose with a look of disgust, since this bastard has a request for him, it is really not Lin Yu's character not to pretend to be ruthless. Learning from Ip Man's action of the collar, Lin Yu shook his hair arrogantly and said with a stinky face.

"Beneficiation mining is still a problem for me? But I'm only responsible for finding, and I can't do the kind of hard work that mines in."

When Lohaku heard this, the smile on his face suddenly bloomed like a chrysanthemum, and he clapped his hands excitedly and said happily.

"Great, human. No, my human friend. What exciting news that you know how to beneficiate. You don't have to worry about mining, the strong Lohaku can help you. Let's go now! ”

After Luo Haku finished speaking, he grabbed Lin Yu's clothes and picked him up easily, and just after taking two steps, he heard a painful squeak from Lin Yu's expensive Adidas shirt, and at the same time, Lin Yu also fell to the ground. "! Lohaku! You pay me for my clothes! “

Lin Yu wanted to cry without tears, and shouted in despair.

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