88. Hey, hey, it's a big crisis when it comes!?
Recently, a company in the shipbuilding industry in Yager Germany collapsed, and the whereabouts of the company's boss are still unknown, and thousands of employees expressed their indignation:
[White Star Shipping went out of business, all because the bastard nobles cut corners when they built the Tydan Nick. Eat, drink, gamble, gamble, owe 350 million, and ran away with his sister-in-law. We have no choice, take the remaining wood and screws to offset the salary, the original price of 1 silver coin, 2 silver coins of the bow statue, now all of them are only sold for 20 copper plates, noble bastard, you are not human, we work hard and work overtime every day, you don't pay wages, pay back my hard-earned money! Give me back my hard-earned money!! 】
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Because some people complained that the development was too slow, let us write it differently.
RPG mode on!
Flat perspective unfolds!
The pixel world appears!
In the grassland of the castle, except for a few NPCs who are fixed to do a single action, only the four friends of Brave Green and his party are standing there.
Why are you here? 】
In the text scrolling sound of "Dududu", the cartoon painting of the brave Green with a heroic face, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a bloody expression also appeared: [Bell, didn't you go to the wilderness to survive? Tom too, I haven't seen you lately.]
Then Lie switched to Bell's expression of spreading his hands and sighing: [Actually, I didn't expect to come here, this morning my injured little uncle suddenly said that he was going to remove the king's notice, and said that there was free food to eat in the castle, and I was just here to replenish the menu]
Bell is the son of a soldier, and his father also has a younger brother who is also a soldier, but because he injured his leg during a mission, the uncle stayed at Bell's house to recuperate.
[Originally, as the number one gourmand in the mainland in the future, I was looking forward to this food journey......] After a pause, Bell's standing painting instantly switched to a fist roaring emperor: [But I found that many of these foods that can replenish energy have been eliminated by the cook!] Extravagance is the worst waste in the world!! These hedonistic pigs, as long as they taste good, is it!? Don't you know the essence of the right combination of calories and vitamins?! I apologize to the hungry people all over the world!! 】
[No, no, I don't think even if they are not extravagant, they will not eat what you say......] Mage Jack's black line of standing painting came out, and expressed his disagreement with what Bell said, such as proteins such as earthworms, such as the camel's water bladder that can store water, such as the zebra that was eaten by wild beasts, and can already see flies......
For energy, all kinds of raw food, as long as you put aside prejudice, they are all delicacies.
This guy is too vicious, don't look at him as a mother, but he is actually the most dangerous existence of the four.
[On the way to the castle with my little uncle, I met Tom who was chopping wood, and I brought Kevin's absence because he was missing a person to carry the camera," Bell continued, throwing a resentful look at Jack.
[You're Kevin, your whole family is Kevin!!] Jack's standing painting is like a cat that has been stepped on by its tail!
What about you, Tom? Aren't you afraid of being beaten if you leave the work in your hands? Pixelated Green turns his direction to Berserker Tom.
[Hmm...... Dad, I can't beat me even if I join forces with my brother]
In the "toot" sound of the text, Tom did not show that he was eating.
I always forgot to mention that Tom actually has an older brother, but, contrary to Tom, his older brother is very smart and precocious, and often helps the adults in the family, if Tomura wants to choose a good boy, Tom's brother will definitely be at the top of the list! (West Village is Hansel)
However, the good boy is only relatively speaking, and the four Greens have a negative opinion of that "brother", because the goods often complain, and often taunt, especially like to bully Tom, a stupid brother whose brain is not very good at turning.
Although the result is often beaten by Green......
According to the setting in the RPG, the king's castle is often the place to pick up quests, except for the treasure chests placed in the corners, and in order to receive quests, you must talk to specific NPCs and then trigger the plot.
So, after a brief exchange, the Pixelated Brave and his party set out on a path to find NPCs and treasure chests, and they tried to talk to all the Pixelated People on the plane, as follows:
[Soldier: ......]
[Contender A: The princess is mine!] 】
[Competitor B: The territory is mine!] 】
[Contender C: The King is Mine!] (He was then dragged away by the soldiers)
[Contender D: The prince is mine] (then he was sent by the soldiers to the herd of female donkeys, who were sent from a foreign country)
[Aristocrats: A group of idiots waiting to die...... Untouchables, look away! 】
[Maid: There are also excellent men among the suitors]
[Old orc: What are you looking at? 】
[Little uncle: If only the princess could be as gentle and beautiful as Mother Bell......] (Bell then throws a lump of earthy shaqima into his mouth)
Of course, because the king can't really leave the treasure chests everywhere, the brave party will have to find another shortcut to get gems and gold coins, such as ......
[Green used the Flying Dragon Detective Hand on the nobles and obtained the adult magazine]
[Bell used the Flying Dragon Cloud Exploration Hand on the noble lady and obtained a number of gems]
[Tom used the Dragon's Cloud Explorer on the merchant and received 10 gold coins]
[Jack used the Flying Dragon Cloud Detection Hand on the maid and got a slap ......]
……
……
【Why!!】 】
The screen suddenly shook violently, and the standing painting with the slap print on Jack's face made a roaring expression in the sky: "I'm the thief! Why am I the only one being beaten!! Tom can steal gold coins! 】
Tom's smirking expression emerged, and then he suddenly changed his painting style, and the corners of his mouth were crooked, revealing a mocking smile [............]
[Mage Jack pounces on Berserker Tom!] 】
[Mage Jack is pinned to the ground by Berserker Tom!] 】
[Mage Jack is bound!] 】
[Mage Jack's struggle fails]
[Mage Jack struggles again and fails]
[Mage Jack ...... again]
【Mage Jack, Pawn ......】
[Ten years of life and death, don't think about it, unforgettable, young man, please come again]
Bell, who served as BGM and background text, brushed up on his presence.
[Shut up!!] 】
Although the king set up the feast in the courtyard, it did not restrict much freedom to the suitors, and most of the area was still movable, except for a few places where it was forbidden to enter.
Let's not mention the RPG that you don't move the picture if you don't move the urine sex, children are originally idle creatures, and now there is still a period of time before the king shows his face, taking advantage of this opportunity, the four of Grimm began to wander around the palace.
And for these four unusually lively children, whether it is the patrolling soldiers or the cleaning attendants, it is not a common occurrence for the children of the noble lord to run around the castle.
[Anyway, I suddenly want to shhhh 】
Coldly, the brave Green who was walking suddenly came out with such a sentence, and looked at his friends by the way and asked: [Sure enough, it's better to find a grass to solve it on the spot, right?] This can also fertilize the green environment]
[It's fast enough to pee wild, and the moment you relax, maybe a soldier shouting "Demacia" will suddenly pop out of the grass and give you a sharp knife! A drop of cold sweat instantly slipped from the back of Jack's head, maybe this soaked urine would make him be affected by Green, disqualify him together, and even lose his life, the consequences are really terrifying.
[I also think so] is very rare, Bell did not agree with Green's approach [the nitrogen content of urine is extremely high, direct fertilization may have side effects on crops, and it contains salt, too concentrated is harmful to plants and soil, the most serious result, will cause both crop harvest and earthworms can not survive, in order to save protein and vitamins, we should go to the bucket of water, and then dilute and then water according to the ratio of 1:20 to ......]
[The point is here!] 】
In this way, the adventure quartet interacted and wandered around, and it didn't take much time for them to find a small garden, the king's palace was large, and there were not many gardens.
After looking around and not finding the patrol soldiers, Green was overjoyed, and then happily ran into the garden to untie his belt and release the water.
But I didn't expect that there were other people in the middle of this almost human-tall garden!!
The clean white marble table in the garden, the lady who elegantly cocked Erlang's legs is squinting, sipping the slightly bitter tea in the white porcelain cup.
She looked to be about twenty years old, and the gothic black lace silk headband tied her silver-white hair into a slightly energetic and refreshing ponytail, leaning on the two small silk balls of the ponytail like a naughty child in the breeze, swaying against the ponytail.
In the eyes squinted into a slit, the intoxicating light of burgundy flashed away, revealing the demeanor of this noble lady sipping tea in the wind.
The neck guard, also made of black lace, was embroidered with gold thread with the crest of the woman's family, and two ribbons were extended and tied crosswise to the dress.
In the same vein as the headband, the Gothic black dress brings out her bumpy and delicate body. The fullness on the chest is more like two white rabbits ready to move, jumping up and down and going out of the range of clothes at any time.
The black silk gloves covered the slender jade hands, and held a dark cloth fan on the beautiful legs. There is nothing unusual about the fan, except for a pure white reverse cross tattooed on the fan bone.
On the white marble table, a black cat is wagging its tail and lying lazily in the sun, seemingly indifferent to everything around it.
"Oh? Obviously set up a spell to disperse idlers, will anyone actually run here? Or a little kid? ”
Sensing that an uninvited guest had broken into the place, the aristocratic woman looked at Green in a little surprise, and then looked at the black cat lying on the table with a mocking look: "It seems that you are nothing more than that, I am suddenly a little worried about that matter." ”
“……”
Hearing this, the black cat opened its eyes and looked at Green without saying a word, and a strange light flashed in its scarlet pupils.
Suddenly, Green found himself unable to move as if he was imprisoned by an invisible iron cable!?
“…… I started to panic. ”
PS: Oh, today's update, don't you owe it? Tomorrow is a strong push, brothers, give me some strength?
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