Thinking that Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu now don't know where to be sweet and sweet, flirting and scolding, Juli is regretting why he didn't bring Liu Qianqian over, and at this time, he can also go to his own two-person world like Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu.

Shen Hao and Juliy were bored in the hotel, and they actually started to play CS.

When I was in college, the whole dormitory building was a large area network, and there were often people who played CS together on the Internet. CS everyone knows, it is a game of police and bandit battles, and CS was still a WCG competition in the past.

When playing CS in the LAN of the dormitory, everyone in the LAN can join in with any name. There is a bull man, named Chen Xiaoer, whose marksmanship is very accurate, and his movements are also very agile, and he beat his opponent very badly. Subtitles keep showing in the game: Chen Xiaoer killed xxx with a pistol

Chen Xiaoer stabbed him to death with a knife xxx

……

As a result, one of the other party was angry and changed his name to "his father" and joined the game.

A gunshot rang out, and the subtitles showed:

Chen Xiaoer killed his father with a sniper rifle......

That's not much of a story, but many players have been inspired by it to change their names.

So the subtitles kept appearing:

Chen Xiaoer stabbed his grandfather to death with a knife

Chen Xiaoer blew up and killed his aunt and grandmother

Chen Xiaoer killed his second uncle with a pistol

……

The whole tragedy of the destruction of the door.

Suddenly, Chen Xiaoer's classmate disappeared.

The other lewd men were secretly glad that the master could not bear the humiliation and ran away,

Another newcomer, "Your Daddy", joins in.

Then the subtitles appear:

Your father killed his second uncle,

Your father killed his aunt and grandmother.

Shen Hao and Juliy are okay to play.,But such a first-person shooter game is a little powerless.,It's okay to play the computer.,It's almost a gift to fight with people.,So the two of them help whichever side.,That side will lose.。

The two people who were killed, Shen Hao and Juli, couldn't stand it in the end, so the two of them were on one side, no matter what, there would always be one person who could win.

So when two people play CS, the first time is not to find someone, or guess where the other person's person is, but to tilt his head to see where the person in the computer screen next to him is hiding.

Two people do this.,It's like playing dota and hanging the whole picture.,As soon as someone comes,You can see it on each other's screens immediately.,So no one can be found no matter how others look for it.,Naturally, there are fewer dead.。

When Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu came back and saw Shen Hao and Juli playing CS with each other, they all felt that these two seniors were really a waste of talent not to play CD but to play DOTA.

Lin Yu took out the five-spice beans he bought, put them on the table, and said, "I've brought you something delicious, do you want to have some?" ”

"What to eat?" As soon as the two of them heard that there was something delicious, they didn't continue to play.

"On the table, take it yourself." Lin Yu said.

"Isn't this spiced bean? Have you gone to the City God Temple? Shen Hao asked, and Lin Yu nodded.

"Allspice beans? Isn't this a broad bean? Juliy hadn't eaten this before, so he took one and tasted it, "It tastes weird, it's not bad." ”

At this time, Mr. Liu Xiaodong came back, followed by a beautiful woman in her thirties.

"Teacher Liu Xiaodong, who is this beauty?" Li Xiaolu asked, and everyone was speculating whether this beauty was Teacher Liu Xiaodong's girlfriend.

"Haha, let me introduce to you, this is the leading teacher of this joint university, Song Jing, Teacher Song." Liu Xiaodong introduced.

"Hello, Mr. Song." Lin Yu and the others all greeted each other, and they didn't understand what Teacher Liu Xiaodong wanted to do with this person.

"Teacher Song is my former classmate in college, and I happened to meet on the competition field this time, but I didn't expect that the team leader of the University would be her, so I just happened to come over to have a look." Liu Xiaodong said.

Song Jing spoke, her voice was crisp and good, "I didn't expect to meet you Teacher Liu Xiaodong here, when I was in college, you Liu Xiaodong was a famous talent in the academy, and the girls who chased you had a class." ”

It was the first time that Lin Yu had heard about this matter, so they asked with interest what was going on.

"Your teacher Liu Xiaodong was the minister of the literature and art department of the student union in the university at that time, and he sang well and looked good, but the most important thing was that he once wrote a love letter of 5,000 words and gave a large bouquet of roses to a girl."

"Wow, still writing love letters? As a result, what was the girl's reaction? Shen Hao asked curiously.

"At that time, this matter spread in the college, and the girl refused, but Liu Xiaodong became famous, and other girls thought that Liu Xiaodong was very infatuated, knew how to be romantic and looked good, so many girls chased him later."

When everyone heard that there was such a thing, Mr. Liu Xiaodong couldn't see that there was such a side.

Juli began to gossip and asked curiously, "Teacher Song...... That one...... Have you ever chased our teacher Liu Xiaodong before? ”

Song Jing's face turned red, and she glanced at Liu Xiaodong who was standing next to her and was a little embarrassed, but she still said: "I also chased you Teacher Liu Xiaodong at that time, but you Teacher Liu Xiaodong didn't look down on it at all." ”

"Teacher Liu Xiaodong, you are too visionless." Lin Yu said.

"What are you talking about, it's not that I don't have vision, I was disheartened when I was rejected at the time, and I didn't think about talking about it." Liu Xiaodong said, "Teacher Song, don't make fun of me, you are now married, why bother to make fun of me, an old man." ”

"It turns out that I didn't fall in love with Teacher Song Jing......" Hearing Liu Xiaodong say that Song Jing was married, the group of HS felt that it was not interesting.

Song Jing came this time to find HS to play a friendly match, the University of Technology and the University of Technology are two universities in Anhui Province, the University of Technology is in Hefei, not too far from Ma'anshan, where the University of Technology is located, since this time can enter the competition in East China, the level of the two schools is naturally good, Song Jing feels that the exchange between the two schools can be deepened in the future, and playing a friendly game can be beneficial to the level of both sides.

"Teacher Song Jing told me just now, this time I want them to join the team of the University of Technology to play a friendly match with our HS, plus our two schools themselves are in Anhui Province, and they are not too far away, in the future, our two teams can communicate and learn more and make progress together, let me see what you mean."

Hearing the friendly match, HS naturally has no opinion, and it is naturally good to be able to practice more, so they all agreed to Liu Xiaodong's proposal, made an appointment with HS people to go over early tomorrow morning, and chatted casually for a while, so Liu Xiaodong sent Song Jing away.

HS people eat spiced beans here, and Zhang Peng and Wu Fatzi are also eating in the bedroom, but not spiced beans, but chocolate.

"Zhang Peng, where did you get so much chocolate?" Fat Wu asked in surprise when he saw nearly ten Dove chocolates on the table.

Zhang Peng broke a small piece and stuffed it in his mouth and said, "I won a bet with those people in the opposite bedroom today." ”

"What are you gambling on?" Fat Wu asked, and as he spoke, he took a piece of chocolate and stuffed it into his mouth.

"They said that there can be two necronomicon summons creatures at the same time after the Necronomicon can be refreshed, and I bet them that refreshing the Necronomicon and then summoning it will make the previous summon disappear, they don't believe it, I just want to eat chocolate, so I bet ten dollars with them."

"Damn, that's fine." Wu Fatzi was speechless, "The next time you bet with them, you should say that let the person who lost the bet run to the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole and shout three times, 'My illness is finally saved!'" That's cool. ”

"Damn, good way!"

So the two of them began to eat chocolate, and Fat Wu wanted to lose weight, but he was afraid that he would gain weight after eating too much, so he ate two pieces and stopped eating.

Zhang Peng ate all the eight large pieces of Dove in one go.

We all know that eating chocolate is easy to get angry, and eating too much is easy to get nosebleeds.

Recently, the weather has been a little cold, and Zhang Peng has caught a cold. Late at night, he felt that he was running a runny nose while half-asleep, because he slept very well, and he was too lazy to get out of bed to get paper, so he wiped and wiped it with his hands, and then wiped it on the wall quilt and wiped it around,...... Then I slowly fell asleep again.

The next morning, Zhang Peng was "Ah! He woke up with a scream, and before he could understand what was going on, he was shaken wildly.

"Zhang Peng!! Zhang peng!! Wake up!! Wake up!! He sat up dazed, confused, and thought to himself, what is going on?!

The truth of the matter is that he didn't actually have a runny nose, but that he ate too much chocolate yesterday, got angry, and had a nosebleed......

So when Wu Fatzi in his bedroom went to the toilet in a daze in the morning, he looked up and saw such a scene: Zhang Peng's bed, sheets, and mosquito nets opposite him were full of bloodstains, a large patch of bright red, and there were also one by one on the wall, and there was a bloody handprint, and Zhang Peng's face and neck were full of blood, lying motionless on the bed......

This scared Wu Fat Man badly enough, thinking that he was still dreaming, or that Zhang Peng had become a zombie.

"Damn! Fat Wu, what are you arguing about! I haven't woken up yet! Zhang Peng sat up and yawned and said.

Wu Fatzi didn't talk nonsense, took a mirror and put it in front of Zhang Peng.

"Holy! Who is this? Zhang Peng saw himself in the mirror, but he didn't react for a while, and then he saw the blood on his hands, and touched his face again, only to know that the person in the mirror was really himself, and he woke up immediately.

Looking at the surrounding beds, sheets, and blood stains on the walls, Zhang Peng was messy, and then he thought that he seemed to be wiping his nose with his hands when he fell asleep last night.

"It wasn't snot last night......

(Recently, Huo Shui has been busy, there is course design, and there are exams or something, so I can only keep a daily change, and when the exam is over, it is time for Huo Shui to break out, looking forward to everyone's support!) ）