Chapter 1226: Xuanyuan Collinear Castration
(Day 6)
"This shameless dog man and woman!" Listening to the sound of popping and popping from the next room, Zhu Xian said with a red face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info When she found out what movie Xuanyuan was watching in the living room on the first floor, the movie had already come to an end. Xuanyuan, who had learned a full head posture, couldn't wait to pull Gu Han into his room and began to experiment with a bang.
This can make Zhu Xian on the side miserable, she has to listen to the other party's daytime prostitution, and she can't wait to pinch the dog man and woman to death, but in her heart, Zhu Xian is also full of curiosity about that matter.
Waiting for this night, according to the agreement between Zhuxian and Gu Han, it should be the time when Zhuxian and Xuanyuan were alone. Xuanyuan did accompany Zhu Xian for a while, but during the whole process, Xuanyuan seemed a little absent-minded, obviously not putting his mind on Zhu Xian. Zhu Xian reluctantly talked to Xuanyuan for a while, then angrily took out his dagger, put it on Xuanyuan's neck, and cried and asked, "You're still thinking about that damn man, right!" You don't have me in your heart, right? ”
"Hey, you can't say that, after all, the two of us have been together the longest, and that guy Guhan has only known each other for more than a day, of course I like you even more!" Xuanyuan hurriedly explained.
"Then why are you still thinking about that man when you're with me?" Zhu Xian asked unwillingly.
"It's just a physical pleasure, and it's just a little aftertaste!" Xuanyuan said that he was happy to make Zhu Xian, the two of them talked for a while, Zhu Xian suddenly grabbed Xuanyuan's hand, and asked a little shyly, "Xuanyuan, otherwise what you did with that stinky man will also come to other people's bodies!" ”
"......," Xuanyuan's body stiffened, "What do you mean by this?" ”
"Hmph, people just want you to know that what that stinky man can give you, they can also give it to you, and you will be with others in the future, and you won't have to be bullied by that stinky man anymore!" Zhu Xian said shyly.
"Oh! Sounds reasonable! Xuanyuan's eyes lit up, she had already tried it with men, but what it was like to be with a woman Xuanyuan had not tried it. Regulus smiled lewdly, and the two women fell together.
………………… The following harmony is a few thousand words..................
After grinding tofu with Xuanyuan for a night, Zhu Xian lay on the bed and pretended to be asleep, obviously he had done that kind of embarrassing thing with Xuanyuan, but Zhu Xian still felt that his heart was empty...... This kind of emptiness is even bigger than before he and Xuanyuan grind tofu, so much so that Zhu Xian has an urgent urge to find something to fill himself.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhu Xian suddenly found that Xuanyuan, who seemed to be asleep next to him, secretly got up and tiptoed out of the room.
"Xuanyuan ......" Zhu Xian originally wanted to stop Xuanyuan, but when she thought of something, she closed her mouth again, and after waiting for a few minutes, she also tiptoed out of her room, and secretly put her ear on the door next door, but she found that the door was not closed, and opened a small gap, so that Zhu Xian could see what was happening in the door through this gap.
Don't think about it, there are naturally some indescribable things doing in the next room, and what makes people feel hateful is that these two people just eat secretly, and they are chatting without shame at all.
"Why are you here again? Didn't I feed you an afternoon today? Gu Han's expression seemed to be a little helpless, and he didn't want to be the same as Xuanyuan.
"Don't mention it, I don't know what kind of neurosis she has in Zhuxian, so she has to learn from the two of us to do the same thing. She doesn't have you anymore, so she can only grind tofu there out of thin air, and I am so horny that I have to find you to fill it! Xuanyuan said very distressedly.
"......," Gu Han said he didn't know what to say.
"Bastard!" Zhu Xian, who was listening at the door, clenched his fists, and the blood in his head surged, so he directly pushed the door open violently, walked in with a swagger, pushed away Xuanyuan who was riding on Gu Han's body, and then ripped off his clothes indiscriminately.
While crying, he was about to sit on Gu Han's body, and muttered in his mouth, "I want to see what it feels like, I can't do it, my dignified Qian Zhuxian will not be as good as this man!" ”
Looking at Zhu Xian's white and slender thighs kneeling under him, Gu Han was excited for a while, and when he saw Zhu Xian's body about to sit down, Zhu Xian's body suddenly stiffened, and then a dagger suddenly appeared in his hand, and he slashed towards the thing that Gu Han was standing up.
"I wipe the ......" in the end or Gu Han was careless, he didn't expect Zhu Xian to do this kind of thing suddenly, Gu Han didn't have time to react, he felt a sharp pain coming from his lower body, and then a stream of bright red blood gushed out from his lower body, like a fountain, and his poor little thing fell miserably to the side and turned into a floor sausage.
"Wow! And this kind of plot operation! Xuanyuan clapped his hands excitedly, wondering if he was going to test it himself.
"Zhuxian Niangniang, have you awakened?" Gu Han endured the severe pain, covered his lower body that had been spurting blood, and asked Zhu Xian.
"Hmph, if I don't wake up again, won't I really be ...... by you And you...... And did you succeed? Zhu Xian said angrily with a red face, feeling that Zhu Xian had recovered his memory at this time.
"It's none of my business...... It's none of my business, this idea was conceived by Gu Han, it has nothing to do with me, I'm just an accomplice! Xuanyuan said with a grin.
"You still have the face to say!" Zhu Xian's blood-stained dagger was aimed at Xuanyuan's head again, and his face was almost exploding with shame, "I actually ...... with you." And you...... I ......" Zhu Xian was already so ashamed that he couldn't speak.
Seeing Zhu Xian's appearance, Gu Han then remembered that the relationship between Zhu Xian Jian and Xuanyuan Jian was not good, and the two often fought in reality, you sarcastically mocked me, I sarcastically mocked you, and looked like I wanted to kill each other.
Well, now these two rivals not only got together to talk about lily love, but even just ground a white tofu, what a groove this is, no wonder Zhu Xian blushed like this. This feeling is as if Cao Cao and Liu Bei, the two rivals, suddenly found that they fell in love with each other one day and had a skin-to-skin relationship with each other.
"I'll settle accounts with you later!" Zhu Xian put the dagger back, and then looked at Gu Han again, "By the way, how did you find out that I had awakened?" ”
"Do you need to ask?" Gu Han endured the pain and took out his medical cabin from his dimensional pocket, "If it's still the original Zhu Immortal, even if it's ten times faster, don't think about causing me any harm...... I don't have time to react, what reason can there be other than your Buddha-figure awakening. ”
"Humph!" Zhu Xian snorted coldly, "This is a lesson for you, even if you are trying to awaken my memory, there are some red lines that are still not allowed to be touched." I'm not like Xuanyuan, a shameless woman, who pounces on a man when she sees him. Don't even think about beating me up in the future! ”
"Yes!" Gu Han replied helplessly, with today's experience, Gu Han felt that he had some psychological shadows against Zhu Xian, where did he dare to report any bad intentions to Zhu Xian.
After saying this, Gu Han lay down directly in the medical cabin and began to let the medical cabin repair his damaged body. Although this is an illusion, it will not cause damage to the real body, even if you don't repair your lower body, Gu Han is a real man after returning to reality.
But even if it was just in the illusion, Gu Han couldn't accept that he was an incomplete man...... This is not the same as becoming a solid relationship.
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(Day 7)
Early the next morning, Gu Han climbed out of the medical cabin, and saw that his baby had been restored to its original state, Gu Han breathed a sigh of relief, put on his clothes and returned to the living room, and saw Xuanyuan and Zhu Xian staring at each other with wide eyes. Let's go cook yet! ”
"Come on! Feel free to deal with it! Gu Han glanced at the two men, then took out two bags of bread from his dimensional pocket and threw them to them.
The two men each grabbed a handful of bread, glared at each other viciously, and then stared at each other and began to chew on each other.
Seeing this interesting scene, Gu Han couldn't help but feel dumb and laughed, and waited for the two of them to eat almost before asking, "Zhuxian Niangniang, why did you suddenly wake up yesterday, so that I was not prepared at all!" ”
"Hmph......" Xuan Xian glared at Gu Han and didn't answer, but Xuanyuan replied with a smile, "Didn't I say it, our Emperor Sword Rank Sword Niang is different from ordinary Sword Niang, the power of the Absolute Immortal Sword cannot completely control us, at most it is just to confuse us for a while." As long as we are mentally stimulated a little, we can wake up from our frustrated state, and we don't need to be like your sword girl, we have to fall in love with you first, and then chant a spell. ”
"Then why didn't you tell me sooner?" Gu Han became even more angry when he heard this, if Xuanyuan had explained this matter clearly, Gu Han would not have needed to make such a scene come out. What kind of strong mental stimulation is not easy to do, if you have to do this kind of thing, you will lose your little brother once.
"Why should I tell you......" Xuanyuan shook his shoulders and said with a cheap smile, "If I told you, wouldn't I not see such an interesting scene?" ”
"Xuanyuan, I'm going to kill you!" Hearing Xuanyuan say this, Zhu Xian once again unceremoniously took out his dagger, wanting to have a life-and-death battle with Xuanyuan. If Gu Han hadn't stopped it in time, I'm afraid this villa would have been destroyed under the battle of these two people.
"By the way, Zhu Xian, I remember that you said three of you last night, two of which you refer to me and Xuanyuan, and the third one is not the Absolute Immortal Sword!" After the two of them calmed down, Gu Han asked solemnly.
"Who else but her? I don't believe there is no such thing as my good sister! It's a fantasy she's created, and it's easy for her to make something disgusting. Zhu Xian said hatefully.
"According to what you say, the Absolute Immortal Sword has awakened, and even recovered its memory!" Guhan Road.
"Eighty percent of the time!" Xuanyuan said, "I can feel that there seems to be a smell from the woman of the Absolute Immortal in this illusion, if it weren't for the awakening of her power, this would not have happened." ”
"This is strange, I remember that Zhu Xian Niangniang didn't tell me before you entered this illusion that as long as you can awaken the memory of the Absolute Immortal, we can return to this world? Now that the consciousness of the Absolute Immortal Sword has been awakened, why hasn't this illusion disappeared yet? Gu Han asked again.
"That's because she doesn't want to leave this environment!" Zhu Xian sighed, "If my sister is still nostalgic for this illusion and doesn't want to leave this illusion, then even if we say more, it's useless, she will let this illusion repeat the reincarnation." ”
"That's right, and we're running out of time to convince the Absolute Immortal Sword!" Regulus continued, "If I remember correctly, there is one more day to go, which is August 8th, the day of the Great Destruction. That day should be the cut-off point of this illusion reincarnation, once this time has passed, the illusion will return to the starting position, and she will fall back into a deep sleep in this reincarnation, and we will be ejected from this illusion by the absolute immortal, and it will become an impossible thing to enter again, and the absolute immortal will not give us two chances to disturb her. ”
"In other words, we must convince the Absolute Immortal Sister to give up this illusion in one day's time, otherwise everything will be in vain!" Zhu Xian said.
"I'm afraid we don't have a day!" Gu Han smiled bitterly and looked at the watch in his hand, "It's 10:07 in the morning, and the big break, it started at 6:18 in the morning, and we only have less than 20 hours left." ”
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After knowing the last time limit, Gu Han and the other sword girls could no longer live so leisurely, and all the sword girls, including the reluctant Xuanyuan and Zhu Xian, were commanded by Gu Han, frantically looking for traces of the Absolute Immortal Sword in this city.
But fortunately, Gu Han is not completely without clues to the Absolute Immortal Sword. Because the Zhuxian Sword and the Absolute Immortal Sword are equivalent to the existence of twin sisters, the appearance of these two sword girls is exactly the same, and they only need to refer to the appearance of the Zhuxian Sword to find the Absolute Immortal Sword, which has also become the only clue for Gu Han and others to find the Absolute Immortal Sword.
As an undercover agent of the Public Security Bureau, Yitian naturally played the most important role, and in the name of arresting criminal suspects, she only sent all the criminal police under her command to take photos of the Zhuxian Sword and visit and inquire all over the world. And Yitian himself kept browsing the household registration system of the Public Security Bureau, trying to find a photo that looked exactly like Zhu Xianjian.
The starting point played the role of his father and best friend, using their network to find the trace of the Absolute Immortal Sword.
Qing Poor and Betta Fish, the two cute goods, hung a sign on their bodies to find their mothers, and then pasted a photo of Zhu Xianjian on the signs, walking pitifully on the street, constantly crying to passers-by that their mother was lost, hoping that passers-by would help them find their mother.
Because they couldn't stand the cute appearance of these two children, passers-by posted on Weibo Moments to help Qing Poor and Betta find their mothers.
Zhu Xian Sword and Xuanyuan Sword are wandering around the world, according to them, they are very familiar with the Absolute Immortal Sword, as long as they are close enough, they can sense each other's existence, so they just need to run around the world...... Their statement sounds very reasonable, but no matter how Gu Han listens to it, it feels like he is just looking for an excuse to go shopping.
There are only two people, Orange and Passing Water, and there is no convenient way to use it, so they can only sit in the corner of the street in the most primitive way, staring at everyone who passes by.
Time passed minute by minute, until it was completely dark, and there were no clues in the search of Gu Han and others, and Yitian's eyes were crooked when he looked at the computer; The father at the starting point hid when he saw the starting point; And Qing Poor and Betta didn't find the Absolute Immortal Sword, but instead lured their parents in this world, if it wasn't for Qing Poor and Betta Fish reacted in time, they directly changed back to the sword form and flew back, I'm afraid they would be caught back by their parents.
All in all, without any results or clues, it was as if the person of the Absolute Immortal Sword did not exist in this city at all.
It was fast to the early hours of the morning, and there were only six hours left before the entire illusion was reset, and if the Absolute Immortal could not be found within these six hours, it would be all over.