Continental is no longer streamers?

Retired from the League of Legends world?

This news made many viewers think it was an April Fool's joke!

"Brother Ou, you really know how to play, and you're starting to tease us again!"

"You seem to be deliberately making me laugh, Brother Ou, can you stop making trouble!"

"Brother Ou retired, does the anchor have such a thing as retiring?"

"Brother Ou, don't pretend to be forced anymore, and then pretend not to give you meat muffins to eat!"

Some people have even started writing jokes about retiring from the continent.

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"Goodbye Brother Ou, go all the way, may heaven be free from sickness, rest in peace!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was happy!

"Hahaha, don't make trouble!"

"Amuse me to death, may there be no illness in heaven, Brother Ou is retired, not going to heaven!"

"Brother Ou will be angry when he sees this, do you dare to retire with this guy? Curse you to death! ”

"Who told you to die! People are especially retired! ”

"It's a retirement! Nima blew up! also sent Brother Ou's black and white photos, don't you want to be so damaged! ”

"May Heaven be free of sickness No. 1, Brother Ou take care!"

"May Heaven be free of sickness No. 2, Brother Ou take care!"

"May Heaven be free of sickness No. 3, take care of Brother Ou!"

If this first paragraph is just that some people misunderstood and sent it in the wrong place, then the next thing will be a big fuss, this is simply heaven!

"Like Ou Lu, in my heart, Ou Ge will never retire, he will always be the boy chasing the wind!"

This Weibo made everyone explode again!

Chasing the Wind Boy!

What the hell is the boy chasing the wind!

Nima blew up!

Why don't you say it's a four-wheel drive brother?

And that's not all!

And most importantly······

Below is a picture of Liu Xiang!

There is also a picture of Yao Ming mixed in!

The audience couldn't help but complain.

"Isn't this Liu Xiang?"

"Isn't this Yao Ming?"

"Retire, retire your sister, Nima, this group of pit goods, copy and paste last year's reply, come and experience the water!"

"Hey, are you here to be funny? It is understandable that foreigners are face blind. But what's going on with Da Yao, what's going on with Liu Xiang, what the hell is football, do you want to eat a volute elbow? ”

Next, this rhythm is completely broken, and it doesn't follow the normal rhythm at all!

"It's sentimental to retire from the continent... Back then, when AC Milan played Real Madrid at home, the continent scored a hat trick, and Real Madrid had no temper... There is also the 2005 Champions Cup decisive match against Liverpool, the second half was equalized 3:0 in the first half, and Kobe Bryant missed a penalty at the critical moment in the penalty shootout, and the declining eyes.... Now these are classic memories..."

Remember your sister, when did Brother Ou go to play football?

"I can't forget your incredible 81 points. I can't forget your trembling three quarters 62.I can't forget your two 30 points in a single quarter.I can't forget your 4 consecutive games of 50+ that shocked Zhang Dashuai.I can't forget your 9 consecutive games of 40+ that surpassed Jordan.I can't forget your unstoppable 13 consecutive games of 35+.I can't forget your 5 times 60+ that I can't even think of.

I can't forget your all-time 12 three-pointers in a single game. Can't forget your ethereal dunk king. I can't forget your unruliness. Can't forget your buckle monster. Can't forget your lore Wade. Can't forget your heads-up Jordan. I can't forget your eyes that defied the Alliance. Can't forget your voice. Can't forget your speed. I can't forget your helplessness. I can't forget your loss, I can't forget your tears. I can't forget your indispensability. Europe, success or failure is always with you! ”

Although Kobe Bryant has indeed retired recently, can you not use such a long sentence? Moreover, you confused our brother and Kobe, how strong are you?

"Goodbye to the continent, only to find that today is not just a sad day for the NBA, because without the continent, the football world has been dimmed since then!"

"Every time I see Ou Lu holding a badminton racket and smashing the shot put, I really think he is a table tennis player with great potential, but he has played volleyball all his life, and today he finally finished his last billiards game on the football field!"

"I like Continental the most, I have liked his songs for decades, and I will go to every concert of his!"

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Continental fans are laughing silly!

Of course, they know who Ou Lu is, but at the time of parting, no one wants to be too sentimental, and this novel way has unconsciously spread on the Internet!

Whether it's Black Continental, Praise Continental, or Neutral, they also think that people in the city really know how to play, and they have joined the ranks of making jokes!

Ash stood up: "You pseudo-fans! A bunch of scum who never knew about our brother Ou! Let me give you a popular science, Euro, formerly known as Alan Iverson, later renamed Yao Ming, French name Kobe, Devil Fruit ability, is a famous anti-fascist songwriter, has more than 2,000 inventions in his life, and is known as the founder of Space Walk. He has a good voice, and when he was in elementary school, he was admitted to New Oriental Culinary School with an excellent score of running 100 meters in 90 minutes, majoring in hairdressing, and successfully entered Foxconn after graduation. After learning gliding at Foxconn for three years, he became one of the legendary three ninjas, and made a big fuss in the heavenly palace, and then changed the evil and returned to the right, unifying the three kingdoms, and legend has it that he has 107 brothers, all of whom have copper heads and iron arms, and have hideous faces, which is the origin of Sheep Village. He was indifferent to fame and fortune in life, and later met the guidance of the master Avatar, killed Snow White, and lived happily with the seven dwarfs. And wrote books such as Eighteen Elbows of the Dragon and Detective Conan, Detective Conan tells the story of Taiichi Yagami, who is going to become the king of the pirates, subdued Pikachu and ascended Mount Genesis to activate the lightbringer to defeat the shark pepper, and then together with Doraemon, he collected seven gourd babies through the Golden Zodiac to summon the dragon to resurrect the second generation of Hokage, but in the end, in order to defend the M78 nebula, he became the head of the sheep village, and resisted the bald invasion with the Smurfs! ”

"Although he is a historical figure! But everyone only focuses on the final battle today, the finale of the Descendants of the Sun, but forgets what happened on the important day of August 14th! Forgetting means betrayal, and this nation is so disappointing! Deeply commemorate the 920th day of Dongguan's anti-pornography! ”

"It is a land of entertainment to death, everyone only pays attention to the scandals of celebrities, 6s listing, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and European retirement. But I don't remember what happened on the important day of August 14...... Forgetting means betrayal, and this nation is so disappointing. Deeply commemorate the 920th day of Dongguan's anti-pornography eradication! ”

"Yesterday was the day of Euro's retirement, Euro accidentally said his Q number 1352981843 when he was interviewed by the media, but the island media ridiculed Euro and said that no one would charge him QB, Euro is so fond of basketball, he dedicated his life to basketball, Euro and the island media made a bet, if this QQ number is enough for 100,000 QB, Euro will come back for ten years, if you can't play. Speaking of which, Brother Ou left unwilling tears, can you bear to see this basketball giant who injected fresh blood into your youth and guided you when you were confused? Brother Ou was angry and cried! ”

This kind of post is a very common viral post, diffusion post, it is used by scammers to cheat money, when it just started to become popular, it was indeed a lot of people, what Ma Huateng gave q coins on his birthday or something, not to turn it is not Chinese, but, now it is actually spreading here!

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The audience couldn't help it.

"I'll you!"

"This even liars know Brother Ou!"

"Nima's is all bad!"

"It's too bad!"

"Does Brother Ou play basketball? Again, Nima, these pit goods! ”

"Nima's are now leading the liar astray!"

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Of course, now for Eurofin, Euro himself did not expect that it would develop to such a point, and even retirement will become a hot spot on the Internet, which is simply cheating on the father!

So, these things are not the point anymore.

For Ou Lu, there is a more important thing for Ou Lu now, because with the increase of Ou Lu's age, even if Ou Lu does not want to face it, but at this time there is a problem that must be faced - marriage!

What is marriage?

Marriage ostensibly refers to the civil juristic act of a man and a woman or their partners to establish a husband and wife relationship in accordance with the conditions and procedures prescribed by law, and to bear the rights, obligations and other responsibilities arising therefrom.

But for Continent, it's different, Continent is really distressed now, distressed, distressed!

Theoretically, Ou Lu should choose Chen Yaoyao, after all, Ou Lu knows Chen Yaoyao very well, in his past and present life, Ou Lu feels that he should give Chen Yaoyao an explanation.

Moreover, for Chen Yaoyao, Ou Lu really likes it.

It's just that when Her Royal Highness the princess is mixed in, things become very difficult.

Eurofins also consulted a lot of people about this.

For example, Ou Ge's best friend Ash, Ou Lu asked, "Ash, I have a deep question for you!" ”

Ash nodded: "Ask!" ”

Continental: "What is marriage!" ”

Xiao Zhi: "The true essence of marriage is the mechanism that controls the relationship between men and women, and marriage has no necessary relationship with love, life, family, and childbearing······"

Ou Lu listened very seriously at first, but soon found out that Xiao Zhiya was reading it with a mobile phone, and couldn't help but be angry: "Your sister! You use your mobile phone to search Baidu Encyclopedia, you are teaseing me! ”

Xiao Zhi said aggrievedly: "I'll strangle it!" I thought you were asking me to help you Baidu Encyclopedia! I go on to say that there are three basic legal characteristics of the establishment of a marriage relationship: the subject of marriage is a man and a woman. A union that does not result from the biological differences between a man and a woman does not constitute a marriage. People of the same sex cannot marry each other. The act of marriage is a legal act. The parties applying for marriage must abide by the provisions of the law and perform the marriage registration procedures prescribed by the law. Otherwise, there are no legal consequences for the marriage. That is, an invalid marriage that is not protected by law must meet the substantive and formal requirements stipulated in the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China, otherwise it will not have the effect of a legal marriage······"

Continental: "It's too much of a deception! I'm not an esports Hawking, why do you want you to search for me if I have hands and feet! ”

Ash: "Then I don't know! You asked me to chat and fart or something, I understand this, ask me to be in a double row or something, and there is no problem at all, you ask me such a deep question, how do you ask me to answer? I'm not Socrates' psychopath! ”

Continental: "······"

Ash, the guy who cheated on his father, brought a beautiful girl a few years ago, and of course the other party looked calm, but Ou Lu is different, Ou Lu is not just a girl now!

As the saying goes, when you are young, a man will fantasize about a dream goddess marrying him and giving birth to a child for himself, and that goddess must be gentle and kind, beautiful and generous, and touching, but when a man grows up, he will find how simple and innocent his wishes were back then······ How can one be could?

Well, this time, Continental really has to admit that he is indeed a little greedy.

Well, in fact, Continental didn't just ask Ash alone, but to be honest, he really didn't have any constructive opinions.

Ou's father said: "I don't force you to make a choice, you can do it yourself!" Why don't you ask your mother, me! ”

Ou's mother said: "I won't force you, or you can ask Nanxi's mother!" ”

Ou Qinqin said: "Ou Lu, I won't force you, or I'll marry you!" ”

Continental Europe: "······",

What are you kidding, can you be reliable!

My mother didn't force it, my father didn't force it, and my sister didn't force it, so who forced it?

Now Ou Lu has really reached the point of crisis, like before, he wants to escape by being busy with work or something, it is impossible, Ou Dad and Ou Ma said on the surface that they would not force Ou Lu, but Ou Lu is almost 30 years old, and he can't never get married for the rest of his life!

There are also great people in this world who do not get married:

Like Leonardo da Vinci, like Kant.

However, the transliteration of a great man who is not married and a wilted man is the same, and the continent doesn't want to really become a wilted man······

However, in the end, there is no need for Ou Lu to be too entangled, because Her Royal Highness the princess herself has made a choice for Ou Lu.

Her Royal Highness the Princess, who has always regarded her big breasts as the source of evil, gradually began to grow the root of her own sin, and cried in a panic: "Damn squire officer, the root of evil has actually grown in me, I have been demonized, and no prince will come to me again······"

Well, Her Royal Highness the demonized princess can't find the prince in her heart, and in the end she can only commit herself to the lowly acolyte, Ou Lu thought to himself, maybe the princess won't think that this will be a perfect ending!

However, Ou Lu is still with Chen Yaoyao, as for Her Royal Highness the princess or something, she thinks differently from Ou Lu, the other party thinks that this is already a perfect ending, after all, there is a princess and a prince, and a maid to serve, in a sense, it is already perfect!

(To be continued.) )