Chapter 179: Naughty Goblin
After leaving the gate of the blacksmith shop, Bard and Barron came up one after another, patted Zheng Jian on the shoulder, and then asked curiously: "Boss, what kind of magic did you use to make this cold ironsmith uncle look at you with admiration, and he is so enthusiastic, I can't believe it?" ”
"yes, that's what I want to ask, boss, tell me quickly, what did you just say to him in there?"
"Ahem, it's nothing, anyway, the secret of heaven can't be revealed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info wants me to say that he is because of my good looks, do you believe me? ”
"Cut!" Budbarron finally had a simultaneous disgust for a while.
"If you don't want to say it, forget it, what kind of appearance are you talking about, if you want to say that the appearance is better than you, the two of us are better than you."
"That's right, the two of us are so tall and handsome, why doesn't Uncle Tie fan the two of us!?"
"I suspect he has a problem with his eyes!"
"Me too!"
In the end, they happily went to another shop, this shop was the largest shop in Shenhuo City, what was it called a grocery store?!
The name sounds like it's lofty, but is it really everything? So Zheng Jian and their friends came to this store together!
It was a goblin in the store who received Zheng Jian and them.
The goblin said, "Oh my great God, what do you need, I have everything here?" ”
"Oh, an artifact?" Zheng Jian asked casually.
The goblin yawned and said, "No." ”
"Is there a skill book with god-level skills?" Bard asked whimsically.
The corners of the goblin's mouth twitched, "No." ”
"Is there a mount that can fly?" Barron asked excitedly.
The goblin looked disgusted and said, "No." ”
"That little goblin, do you have a comprehensive map of the Oolong Cottage here?" Sheila asked.
The goblin was so frightened that he almost fell off the table to the ground, and said, "No." ”
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"I'll go, you incompetent goblin, you don't have anything, you still dare to open a shop, and you say everything." Barron finally couldn't help but say arrogantly: "Believe it or not, I smashed your store?!" ”
"Honorable guest, I'm sorry, those things you said don't even exist in the shops in the outer city, I can only send you a few words, whimsical!" The goblin suddenly said defiantly and mischievously: "Unless I find a beautiful sister to play with me, I won't tell you where it is sold." Otherwise, if you have the ability, you will smash it. After saying that, the little goblin stuck out his tongue and said.
"me, you goblin still looks at people with colored glasses?" Bud said with disdain: "At such a young age, you still want to beat the idea of the beautiful Sheila, should I say that your heart is higher than the sky?" Or are you delusional? ”
"Of course, I don't look at me... Belch... What kind of goblin is it, I'm a high-end shop elf! Everyone has a love for beauty, and the ground is full of gold, I like it! This beautiful sister, I like it more! The goblin touched his nose and said, then jumped from the table to the ground and jumped in front of Sheila.
Then, with a swaggering look, he blocked Sheila's way, conjured a rose out of nowhere, and was so stupidly stunned, handed it to Sheila, and said proudly: "Beauty, can you enjoy your face tonight and have breakfast with me?" ”
Zheng Jian really had nothing to say, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he wanted to see what he could do.
"Cut! This stalk is too old! Bud said dismissively.
"I'll go, he's naked, ignoring my existence!" Barron said enviously and hatefully.
"Dare to go wild on my territory, still soak my chicks, and block my way! What is unbearable! Corey gripped his sword tightly, it felt like he was on the verge of an arrow, and he had to send it, and he hated it!
Zheng Jian and they all know that compared to their liking for Sheila, no one is as close to Corey's crush and protection, don't look at him usually he is more cool and cold, he doesn't speak, once anyone dares to touch his string, it will explode like a thunderbolt.
"Brother, calm down, you have to be calm!" Bard and Zheng Jian hurriedly came over and took Corey's hand, one patted the shoulder, and the other held the sword hard, persuading.
"Do you have to go to a movie after eating, and then go to see a romantic meteor shower, and by the way, pull a little hand, kiss and hug and hold it high, right?" Sheila said with a smile.
The little goblin nodded again and again, his face full of anticipation, and said, "Yes, yes, how do you know?!" That's how my brother chases girls, it's a hundred tries! No, beautiful sister, you mean that you promised to accompany me to dinner later? ”
"Little fool, sister, I have long had someone I liked. Don't bother with that. Sheila leaned over and took the initiative to hug him, the little brother was full of joy, listening to her words, suddenly a bright smile appeared on her face, crying and arguing: "No, no, beautiful sister, I don't let you like others, sister, you can only like me!" ”
At this time, Sheila suddenly took the little goblin's purse in her hand, shook it in front of him, and said: "Everything, don't look at the surface, some things look bright and beautiful on the surface, but in essence, they are used to confuse the enemy, look, once you are fooled, if you want to get something, you have to lose something!" My sister gave you a lesson today, next time you won't be like this, just look at the surface, so superficial! ”
After finishing speaking, the others were also taken aback, and then quickly slapped their hands and said in surprise: "Awesome!" Sure enough, it's our beautiful Sheila! ”
Only this little goblin stood here with a blank face, staring at his own purse in Sheila's hand!
He said he was confused, what the hell happened?!
Haha, this beautiful sister actually stole his wallet unknowingly, master!
Then, Sheila bent down very domineeringly, knocked on the little goblin's head, and swung around with her wallet with her other hand, and said: "Little brother, remember, in the future, don't be like this, toads don't always want to eat swan meat!" Otherwise, there will be less flesh on the body. ”
"Haha! It's one less wallet! Zheng Jian said with a smile.
"Awesome my sister!" Haba said.
"Who's your sister?" Sheila said disgustedly.
"That's awesome, my sister!" Barron said.
"Am I that old?" Sheila said with a frown.
"That sucks my... Sisters! This is going down, right? Habaharen said at the same time.