Chapter 43: Judge Cui

Saying that Zhang Zhenren listened to me and said that he just came down to do errands, he couldn't help but turn his worries into joy, pulled me to his side to look left and right, and said that I was thin for a while, and said that I was dark for a while.

Although Zhang Zhenren said some innocuous gossip, it touched me a lot, because this is my family.

At this time, the onicha who saw me off the side smiled and said, "Oshi, you can talk well, and I will go back to the city gate on an errand." ”

I said, "Thank you brother this time, I don't know who my brother's surname is, and when I go up, I will burn some paper money for my brother." ”

The ghost was frightened, and hurriedly said that this is a matter of duty, how can he want the benefits of his brothers, and in the end, there is a great sense of righteousness and selflessness.

After sending the ghost away, Zhang Zhenren asked me what I was doing when I came down, and I told him everything I had encountered during this time, telling him that I was going to go to Judge Cui and asking him if there was anything he could do.

How do you know that Zhang Zhenren smiled lightly: "Cui Fatzi, I know him very well as a teacher, and I still owe me tens of thousands of coins last time I played mahjong, and I just want to urge him to pay back the money, so I'll take you to find him later." ”

"What, playing mahjong? Still owes you money? "I immediately felt that Zhang Zhenren's image of being a serious and immortal spirit in my heart was instantly shattered, and the festival was shattered. I thought, isn't this scientific? I've never heard of mahjong in the underworld.

"What's the matter, is it only allowed to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble in the world, and you can't play mahjong in the underworld?" Zhang Zhenren rolled his eyes and said.

"No, it's just...... How can there be mahjong in this underworld? I asked curiously.

Zhang Zhenren said: "It's been there for a long time, I don't know which little ghost lacks morality, and he actually burned this thing down, causing all the people below to be addicted to playing, hehe......"

Wo Pu, my whole three views are ruined, and I really want to ask him if he has a mobile phone below. But I didn't ask any more questions, because I did see many people burning mobile phones made of paper for the people below, but we never seemed to see a cell tower all the way down.

At this time, Zhang Zhenren glanced at Han Duo behind me, looked at me and said with a strange smile: "This girl is an apprentice daughter-in-law, right?" You kid can be weird, you found a girl who looks so smart. ”

I was instantly overwhelmed by him, and hurriedly explained that this is just a friend I just met, how could it be your apprentice daughter-in-law.

But how could Zhang Zhenren believe my words, patted me on the shoulder and said that it was just a matter of time, and then praised me a few words, and then walked up to Han Duo and chatted. Finally, he took out a white jade bracelet from his arms and said that he wanted to give it to Han Duo, the future apprentice-in-law, as a meeting gift.

Han Duo was very happy, and said that he was going to take this bracelet, I said that after returning to the sun, you are wearing a papier-mΓ’chΓ© bracelet on your hand?

This frightened Han Duo a lot, and he was stunned for a while. Zhang Zhenren slapped me on the head and said angrily: "Will I give that thing, let me tell you, this thing is still the same even in the Yang world." ”

After Han Duo accepted the bracelet, his mouth was very sweet, and he couldn't make Zhang Zhenren happy.

Not long after, Zhang Zhenren said that he couldn't delay too long, so after chatting for a while, he took us to find that Judge Cui.

It is said that the yamen where Judge Cui is located is not far from Zhang Zhenren's yamen, and it will be there after a street or two.

There is no need to report it, there is a real person, and he directly led us into the inner hall. There is a high platform in the inner hall, there is a person sitting on the high platform, although he is round and fat, but his face is fierce and vicious, wearing a black robe, wearing an official hat that looks like the Ming Dynasty, at a glance, you can know that he should be an official in the underworld.

At the bottom of the high platform, there were two columns of ghosts, and the top two were very familiar. I saw one of them wearing a white robe, his face was as white as pink, and he was wearing a white high hat, on which were written four words: "The world is peaceful". He was holding a white mourning stick, his whole body was white, only the long tongue that spit out was blood-red, and his appearance was extremely terrifying, and his tongue hung down under his chin five or six inches long, no different from that of a hanged ghost; The other person, on the other hand, was the opposite of the man in white, all black. He was holding a Hessesen soul chain in his hand, his face was full of fierceness, and he was also wearing a tall hat, but this hat was black like the clothes on his body, and there were four big characters written on the hat - "Fortune at first sight"!

After seeing the appearance of the two clearly, I was stunned for a moment, lying down, isn't this the black and white impermanence who wanted to arrest me last time?

You know, I played with them once last time, and lied to them that there was a plane in the sky, and now that I met here, they won't seek revenge on me, right?

Just when I was worried and scared, the fat man on the high platform above spoke: "Old man Zhang, why did you come to my small temple, tell you, if you are here to collect debts, you will come in vain, Lao Tzu has no hair left." ”

Zhang Zhenren said: "Go, don't you play tricks on me, you will have no money, who will you deceive." But I'm not here today to urge you to pay back, but to ask you for help. ”

Hearing this, Judge Cui was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Help, hehe, it's okay, but our accounts have to be cleared." ”

"I knew that your shameless man would come to me with this trick!" Zhang Zhenren spat out.

Judge Cui smiled, and then asked the people below to go down first, and suddenly there were only four of us in the hall.

Judge Cui walked down the high hall, Zhang Zhenren introduced us one by one, and then told him what we requested. Judge Cui nodded, and said that it is a trivial matter, so let's help us investigate, let's drink some tea first and wait for a while.

With that, he returned to the high hall, picked up a thick book, and checked it.

At this time, a servant brought tea and handed it to us. When I opened it, I almost screamed, because this tea was not tea at all, but blood.

This reminds me of the first time I met Lao Hu and them, when I met a weasel and made things like human flesh for us to eat. Now that I see this kind of thing again, I feel sick.

Han Duo saw that I was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she hurriedly asked me why, and I told her not to open the lid of the teacup, because the tea inside was enemy blood tea.

Zhang Zhenren on the side took a sip of the teacup, stammered, and then said: "Don't be afraid, this thing is a good thing, called the Blood Tip Dark Spring, it can be regarded as the best in this underworld, and ordinary people can't drink it." Even if you drink it, you will not drink it to your stomach. ”

I said, it's all blood, can you still drink it?

Zhang Zhenren said: "This tea is made with the blood of the tongue tip of those evil ghosts, so it is called the Blood Tip Spring." Like those women who are duplicitous in the yang world, lie and lie, and talk nonsense, these people will suffer from the tongue pulling out after they go down to the underworld, and punish them for their mouths. ”

Hearing this, Han Duo and I glanced at each other, and we couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. I can't imagine that talking nonsense in the Yang world, and I will be punished by this kind of punishment when I come to the underworld, it's really terrifying, you know, who won't say a few words that are insincere? Maybe this is the karma of the yang world, which is not chewing on the tongue.

Zhang Zhenren said: "It's okay if Han Duo doesn't drink it, but you must drink this tea, because after drinking this bowl of blood tea, you will have the yin qi of the underworld on your body, and when you walk in the underworld in the future, there will be no evil ghosts to trouble you." ”

Woon, don't you have to drink if you don't drink it today? So I picked up the teacup, only to feel that the tentacles were cold and biting, and when I opened the lid of the tea, the smell of blood stench hit, which made me sick to my stomach before I could eat it.

But seeing Zhang Zhenren staring at me, I had to grit my teeth, close my eyes and drink the blood tea in my hand. Then, I felt like a fountain of ice was flowing down my throat, and I couldn't help but shiver all over.

Zhang Zhenren smiled happily when he saw me drink the blood tea, and said that drinking this tea will help in the future.

At this time, Judge Cui also found out, and he told me that this person named Fu Wenjian is not dead, and he still has a few years of life.

Hearing this, Han Duo and I were stunned, and said in our hearts that this guy really didn't die. It seems that either Fang Jiuliu is lying and deceiving us, or Fu Wenjian is deliberately faking his death to deceive everyone.

I immediately asked Judge Cui if Fu Wenjian had done a lot of evil, why did he live so long, and could he directly tick his name.

Judge Cui directly shook his head into a rattle, saying that life and death are fate, this is all a certainty, how can you detain people's souls casually, this is going to be a big thing. However, he told me that this Fu Wenjian could have lived to be 100 years old, but because he had done too much evil, the yang life on the life and death book was now reduced again and again, and now there is only a yang life left in his fifties, which has directly become a short life.

Although it was impossible to let Judge Cui directly detain his soul, but the task of coming to the underworld was finally completed, after thanking Judge Cui, Zhang Zhenren gave me a few words, mainly to let me do more good deeds and accumulate yin virtues and so on, and also told me that if you pass through the ghost gate when you return to Yang, you must pay attention, don't look back, just go forward in a daze. If you turn around halfway, you won't be able to go back.

I nodded, taking everything Zhang Zhenren said to heart.