11. Her Royal Highness the world's first witch
Legend has it that witches have learned the dark magic from demons for many years, so that their image has become as ugly as their hearts.
Green didn't know if the rumors were true, but at this point he felt that the image of the witch in front of him was ...... Well, it's really chic in a sense.
She was dressed in a coarse black cloth full of greasy dirt, and her black cloak was tattered, and in addition to that, you could see a few leaves on the hood and even a black poisonous spider crawling, dirty and smelly.
Her face was even more terrifying, with a huge hooked nose in the middle, a protruding abscess at the tip of her nose and chin, dense wrinkles like scars, and a pair of swollen eyes that gave people a nervous emotion.
She smiled strangely, and only a few burnt teeth could be seen in her grinning mouth, which made people feel very terrifying.
However, the innocent inquiry of the bear child Green made the smile of this grotesque old woman freeze.
"Are you the Monkey King's Funny Witch?"
"Hey! Hey! Little pussy baby, who do you say is funny!? ”
Sure enough, the wicked and cruel witch had a strong sense of self-esteem, and she jumped to her feet in anger, picked up her broom and waved it wildly, and said angrily: "Believe it or not, I dug out your heart to make medicinal soup!" ”
Jack, who was standing next to the witch, was even more furious, Green, the bastard, was so messy that he was hit by the witch's broom, what should he do? The next moment, should I turn into a frog and then find some princess for a kiss? If...... If that's the case......
Doesn't feel bad either?
"Witch."
Just as the old woman was about to perform her evil black magic, Green's father Adam stood up and interrupted her, only to see that his angular face was still indifferent, and his tone was calm: "I have already brought the pig intestine you wanted, do you want to eat it raw or plan to boil it?" ”
"Raw, of course!!"
Since she is an evil witch, of course she has to show her cruel and bloodthirsty style, I saw that the old woman directly snatched the cloth bag in Grimm's father's hand, and with a stroke of her sharp nails, she tore it open, and suddenly her intestines, which were still fresh, slipped out.
The old woman showed a grim smile to the blank expression of Green, I have to say that such a kind smile full of [kindness] is really very lethal to children, and then she opened her old mouth with only a few teeth, and was about to bite down viciously, when the innocent voice of the bear child came again......
"So fresh? Was it just taken out of the belly of a pig? Witch, are you sure you don't have on it? ”
……。
The atmosphere fell silent.
"Ahem."
The old woman coughed twice with her hands to her mouth with some embarrassment, then threw the bloody thing in her hand back to the sturdy man, and quietly instructed: "People really need to pay attention to hygiene when they are old, take it and wash it." ”
I don't want to think about where my dirty image is clean.
“…… Be. ”
Although the Green family adheres to the style of the lawless law, who calls the witch's fist bigger, plus the father of Green, who is a gardener in the [Witch's Garden], was originally working for the witch, and the boss's orders, as an employee, naturally have to obey.
After giving Green a warning look, Mr. Adam walked away with the pig's intestine.
Who knows, as soon as the adults left, the witch's old face became like the chrysanthemums in September, and she smiled strangely: "Dolls, do you want to go to my mother-in-law's garden to play?" Mother-in-law: I like to play with children the most. ”
Speaking of this, she looked at Green, and her smile changed from ornamental chrysanthemum to playful chrysanthemum: "Especially a lively and cute little boy like you, playing with you always makes me feel hundreds of years younger." ”
It was a malicious invitation, and Jack instantly felt like he had seen through the truth, especially when the witch snatched a handful of beautifully packaged sweets from her bosom and said with a smile the words "There are more in the garden".
Isn't this the same as the story told by the bard, where the big man who picks his feet and uses lollipops to catch little Lori with bad intentions!!
What makes Jack feel even more cheating is that Green, the head of the four bear children in the East Village, the most naughty and mischievous, actually fell into such a superficial temptation (bewilderment) and fell under the witch's candy attack, what if the ingredients are added to the Sudan red preservative, gutter oil, sweat medicine? Your ambition to never believe in the nonsense of cunning adults!!
Although I have to admit that the sugar is really delicious......
But! This! Combine! No! Heavy! Want!
On the path in the garden of curiosity, Jack's eyes widened desperately, staring at Grimm, who was jumping happily in the front, occasionally pouting the cannibal flowers and fertilizing them, from just now, I don't know why, he couldn't speak, and even his body didn't seem to belong to him, and he was held by the super ugly old woman and walked behind.
Not to mention the sadness of being held by a woman but inexplicably welling up, Jack knew that he seemed to be controlled, this feeling of not being able to control himself was really bad, Jack desperately wanted to remind Green, but ...... And then the eggs.
As if sensing Jack's urgency, the witch looked at him and laughed twice, reaching out to his neck to make a gesture of killing a chicken, and the hideous expression made the straw hat boy even more frightened.
Hey, it's only been a few chapters, and the final boss has jumped out!!
Ask an abbot to take this witch!!
Just as Jack was about to pee his pants, he saw that in front of him, Green was dancing in front of him, looking crazy, but in fact, ...... It was a communicative sign language that only the four bear children of the East Village knew.
Green shrugged, then patted his butt, then pulled his eyelids and grimaced, and finally gestured his hands to a heart on his chest, and his head turned into a pure smile.
[Actually, this old woman is a cute little Lori, and she is selling cuteness to you. 】
Poof-Fack! Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open, okay!?
Jack flipped the small table in his heart, but he was still relieved, at least it seemed that Green's IQ had not dropped.
"What are you doing?" The witch frowned, apparently a little unnatural in Green's movements.
"I beg your pardon, it's just a bad habit of mine, and when I'm happy, I do a lot of unbelievable actions like I have ADHD."
"Really?" The witch tilted her head in confusion, and then expressed her happiness with a strange smile, "Then you continue", anyway, she couldn't move for a while.
So Green gestured to Jack with a V-shaped scissor hand, made two more fist swings, then shook his head with a helpless expression, and finally raised his middle finger and smiled proudly.
[This witch doesn't seem to be easy to fool, and we can't beat her, but the mountain people have their own tricks, and see how I tease her so that I don't want to]
…… It's good if you're happy, I'm out of luck anyway.
"Witch, how did you get His Majesty back to power?" Green's smile was full of the innocence that a **-year-old child should have, but when he said the words "His Majesty the King", he suddenly turned his head and retched, and then continued to ask the witch.
"Hmph, isn't that easy?"
At the mention of her great achievements, the evil and cruel witch suddenly became proud, she first habitually laughed twice, and then said: "Wouldn't it be good to cook a pot of aphrodisiac soup for him, but the materials are a little difficult to handle, you need the Irababa big poisonous toad, the Erd Picka Cobra King, the Sydney Spider of the Joy Sun, the Emma Mountain Kaka Lizard, the Cave Dong Bat and other ingredients, with the chanting of the forbidden spell, you can boil the pot for half a day." ”
“…… Aren't those ingredients the five most poisonous in the world as legendary? Are you sure you're cooking aphrodisiac soup? "Even if it's Green, I can't help but sigh slightly, witches really deserve to be good at playing with forbidden things, look at this list, what is not something that is not avoided?
"Yes, in order to avoid the problem of poor results, I also added an extra donkey whip." Picking her nostrils, the old woman's expression was also a little depressed: "I didn't expect the baby born by the queen to look exactly the same as a donkey, it seems that you can't change the formula in the future, and as a great hero, the old body that should be glorious and rich in the second half of your life was shaken by the king's various eyes, cut, ungrateful dog things, you deserve to give birth to a donkey son!" ”
"So...... in order to get revenge, you will shake out all the queen's secret harem, so that the whole country will know that the crown of King Gode will shine green?" Green had a teasing look on his face.
"Of course, I was so happy that I almost laughed like a dog."
As if recalling the scene at that time, the witch chuckled, and then, a little nervous, she laughed louder and louder, and even lay on the ground and rolled around!!
“2333333”
Green laughed too, laughing and dancing, but his dancing was not meaningless.
He first made three fingers, then the middle finger and index finger of the other hand swung downward, then made a throwing gesture with his left hand and punched forward with his right fist, and finally came to a Thomas spin with both hands on the ground, and stood up and made a "oh also] fist position.
[After a while, at the three stone pillars of the gazebo not far away, I will suddenly play peek-a-boo with the old woman, and when I run to the blind spot of her sight, I will use something to attract her attention and sneak attack her, and you will take the opportunity to attack her next plate after her, let her have a, and then it will be our victory!!] 】
……。
Jack really wanted to tell Green that he was in a state of being unable to move and being controlled by a witch, and that the old woman who had come crazy was definitely not the kind of cattle who had no combat power and could only cook medicinal soup.
If you really do that, it's definitely the rhythm of the group flutter, and you have to be cautious!!
Unfortunately, Jack couldn't do anything but stare at him.
"Alright, alright, that's pretty much it."
After laughing enough, the witch slowly stood up, and her original expression suddenly became hideous and terrifying!!
She stared at Green viciously, and her hoarse and ugly voice was full of resentment: "Little bastard, you made me laugh before, didn't you?" How dare you take advantage of your great, evil, cruel, world's number one Gargamel-sama, I'm going to tie you up and break it with your tentacles and sell it into a duck house as a boy duck!! ”
Small-bellied, extremely vindictive, and vindictive, it seems that they are also the character traits of witches, and the poor king is the best example.
"Suffer, thief do it quickly!!"
The witch took the initiative to tear her face, so that Green, who had not yet praised her plan, was dumbfounded, he greeted his little friend first, and then clenched his fists and punched the old lady's old face like a chrysanthemum!!
However......
It's not an egg.
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