"Take away your dirty hands!"

Just when Zhao Han's hand was about to touch the trunk of the tree, a female voice sounded from the speaker, and Zhao Han, whose voice was as ethereal as jade, couldn't help but feel excited. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This familiar tone and tone brought back some bad memories for him.

At that time, he had been in the game for two and a half years, and he was still a peripheral disciple who had just entered Wudang, and he went to Phoenix City to perform a mission under the leadership of the NPC senior brother, and they were attacked by ghouls when they crossed the mountains of Nanling.

Luckily, the ghoul only had to eat one blood food a day, and he survived by luck until the fourth day, waiting for the turning point.

Of course, it wasn't the NPC senior brother who escaped whose conscience found out and brought people back to save them, Wudang Mountain was a decent family after all, if it was found that this senior brother had done such a thing, punishment would definitely be indispensable.

So what he was waiting for was not that senior brother, but ......

......

Shaking his head slightly, Zhao Han showed a playful smile about the memory of his past life being reminded of by the voice.

"If you say you won't let me, you won't let me, are you still the one in your previous life who was reincarnated as a dryad and sold to you?"

He chose to pretend not to hear what the ethereal voice was saying, and the hand of the figure on the screen still touched the trunk of the turquoise tree.

"Do you want to die?"

The ethereal female voice sounded from the stereo again, and there was a hint of anger suppressed in her tone, Zhao Han knew that if she was not still asleep at this time, then she would really have to take a bottomless boat to meet the soup Meng Po again.

But so what? The golden boss still couldn't move, he was still standing here unharmed, but this time he didn't want to pretend that he couldn't hear, he opened the conversation box and began to type on it.

Zhao Han: "Dare to ask the girl's name, the girl's voice is really good, whether the girl is married, but Xiaosheng has not married yet, I don't know if there is a chance to kiss Fangze?" ”

There was no reply, no answer, and the moment his words came out, the entire Plum Garden became quiet, and even the dryads that were supposed to be lurking around this rustling were nowhere to be seen at this time, so the faint thunder in the sky seemed so piercing and roaring.

Hearing the slightest thunderous sound coming from the speaker, Zhao Han's eyes became more attentive and the corners of his mouth hooked an arc.

Zhao Han: "Why doesn't the girl ignore me?" Qing is not married, I am not married, but Xiaosheng fell in love with the girl at first sight! ”

Still didn't reply, the sound of the thunder roaring became louder, and even the blue thunder could be seen on the screen, Zhao Han knew that if he turned the screen to look at the sky at this time, he would definitely see countless blue divine thunder shining in the sky.

Zhao Han: "But is the falling flowers intentional and the flowing water ruthless?" The girl is really a cold person, she wants to kill people without even giving a reply! ”

The thunder that was still roaring suddenly suffocated, and then roared even more, otherwise he was saying to him: "If you dare to say another word, I will immediately split you."

Zhao Han: "The girl's lightning control method is good, but it looks bad to use it in this garden full of plum blossoms."

Zhao Han: "This situation and this scene should be green plum boiling wine, red sleeves to add fragrance"

Boom, a thunderbolt fell, but it didn't hit him, but left a deep crater not far behind him.

The smile on the corner of someone's mouth became brighter, he knew that he was right, but at this time, this big demon didn't want to kill again when he was practicing his heart, and she could endure such unreasonable teasing.

Zhao Han: "Is the girl trying to send off guests?" But if this thunder falls on Xiao Sheng, Xiao Sheng will really go to the bridge for a walk, but it doesn't matter if he can see a beauty like a girl."

After saying this, Zhao Han controlled the characters in the display screen and let out a chuckle, then bit his fingers and took the pen in his hand, and wrote on the trunk of the jade tree.

......

A lifetime of a couple, scholarly ink pen Gu Sishen. I wish to reflect my heart with your heart, and I will know that I am deeply remembred!

The last payment: Qingmei Gongzi, Zhao Han!

......

A poem made up and cobbled together, just written on the trunk of a jade-like tree with blood.

The breeze was blowing, and there was silence all around, and Zhao Han sat on a chair in the silent study, looking at a light door that slowly opened on the screen.

"Get out!"

The female voice became light again, as if it was quiet before the outbreak, and even the word "roll", she didn't say the slightest emotional fluctuation.

Zhao Han's goal has been achieved, even countless times beyond his expectations, how can he leave his name on the carved dragon stone pillar to leave an ink pen on the body of this great demon who can ascend to immortal at any time It seems more stylish, since the goal has been achieved, there is no need for him to stay, and control the character to walk towards the light gate.

Before he walked to the light door, the remaining bad thoughts in his stomach began to attack again, and the dialog box opened.

"Girl, the next time you see you will be fourteen hundred years from now, will the girl invite me to drink a glass of wine made from green plums?"

After saying this, he quickly controlled the figure to enter the light gate, and the light gate was combined.

The next second the light gate disappeared, a thunderbolt crashed into the clearing, and another deep pit appeared in this orchard that had experienced six thousand years of wind and rain......

......

In the guest room of Qingmei Villa, Xiao Li, who was dressed in yellow, had just pulled his hand out of the heart of an unlucky guy at this time, and couldn't help but shudder when he heard another thunder, and said in his heart: "Who made the master angry, just now it scared people to be careful and their livers jumped straight up, and now there is another Otogi divine thunder, the stupid guy who provoked the master must be the scum that has been bombarded!" ”

Thinking of this, Xiao Li glanced at a certain unlucky guy on the bed who had been sucked dry.

"Hmph, it would be great if I learned the master's Otogi Divine Thunder, so that I wouldn't have to deal with these ugly and ugly things personally, and there would be no scum left in the Otogi Divine Thunder to keep the corpses destroyed."

If Zhao Han was still here, maybe he would be embarrassed for a stupid girl again, fortunately he didn't let her learn Yimu Shenlei, otherwise Qingmei Villa would have been ruined by this girl!

However, Zhao Han didn't have time to think about that at the moment, he wanted to know what the hell he was teleported to now......

The pitch-black screen made him think that he was still switching maps, but after faintly hearing a burst of chaotic music from the stereo, Zhao Han knew that he had been teleported.

But what the hell is he doing now?

Looking at the display screen that was still pitch black, he felt a little helpless, and pressed the button to open the character attributes and looked at the attribute bar, in which the floating four red words "difficulty breathing" were floating.

He couldn't help but roll his eyes, could it be that he had been teleported to outer space? I haven't heard of a basemap in this game that can make people unable to breathe.,Even if it's the bottom of the sea, it's at most a drowning evaluation.,What the hell is this breathing difficulty?

The voices of people can be heard clearly all around, Zhao Han really can't sit still now!

I didn't even kill the golden boss for molesting, if I didn't suffocate because of a teleportation error, it would be really a shame.

First, he controlled the character to move forward, but found that the character seemed to be lying down, and reached out again to touch it, but found that he couldn't reach out of his hand, and he dropped a drop of blood because he raised his hand too quickly and hit something......

Zhao Han was speechless, he had heard of all kinds of encounters and ways of death when the newcomer first came, but it was the first time in history that he was locked in a box like this, not to mention that he had already passed the customs because of the wrong teleportation location, so if he didn't die, he wouldn't die......

Raise your hand again, this time slowly, and then slowly push upwards.

"Whew, there was a light shooting out of the screen, should I say that thanks to my high strength attributes, if I changed it to the template of the ten points of strength in my previous life, it is estimated that I will really be trapped in this box and suffocate directly."

The music in the stereo is getting louder and louder, Zhao Han can't help but bare his teeth when he listens to it, don't play like this, this familiar music should have been heard by anyone who has participated in some farewell ceremonies with the elders, he already knows where he is trapped, but what the hell was he thrown here as soon as he entered the game?

With a "boom", the wooden box in front of him was pushed away entirely, and the dazzling sunlight shot out from the display screen......

Controlling the character to stand up from the box, he glanced at the NPC in plain clothes who had been stunned around Zhao Han felt so helpless, how unlucky he had to be to be teleported into the coffin, and his character experience was even more funny, it is estimated that he was sacrificed to so-and-so by this group of unlucky guys, and then got out of the hands of the guy who didn't know if it was a demon or a ghost, and finally obtained a good martial arts......

Villager A: "Mom! Run away! ”

Villager B: "There is a wrong, there is a debtor, it is not us who hurt you, if you want to find someone to take revenge, you must go to the village chief, please, please!" ”

Passerby C: "Hey, little master, what's going on over there?" ”

The monk attending the funeral: "Heh... Heh..., it may be that the donor in the coffin over there has a breath of resentment in his chest, and he watched the poor monk go to overtake him..."

After Zhao Han figured out the situation nearby, he saw a little monk with a bare head walking towards him tremblingly, he was helpless in his heart, he really regarded himself as a zombie who cheated the corpse?

But he also knows that some of the settings in this game are like this, the background of the empire is that there are monsters raging inside, surrounded by strong enemies outside, these monks who are responsible for doing things are used to having corpses become zombies and jump out of the coffin, whoever touches it will be unlucky, and people who eat this bowl of rice can't smash their rice bowls.