Chapter Twenty-Three: Admiral, You Still Sell Cute ???
“Great,Finaly・we・can・have・a・talk。 Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" (Great, we can finally talk.) Ono's pupils shrank when he regained consciousness, and for some reason, he suddenly knew very clearly what Mu Lishi wanted to express just now. Even if he couldn't understand the words at all in the next moment, it didn't affect Ono's understanding of Mu Lishi's intentions. His purpose was not to kill him, and with his previous thoughts, he did want to communicate. But if he wants to talk about it......
"あなたはいったいどうしたい" (What the hell do you want!) Ono asked warily.
”damn! Failed,again! (Damn!) Failed again! )
Then before Ono could react, he fell into a coma again.
"It's a big problem, so you can't communicate at all." Looking at Ono Mu, who was knocked out again, he was very distressed
"That admiral ......" The island looked at Mu Lishi with a distressed look and was very puzzled. What's wrong? Isn't he subdued now? ”
"But my purpose is not to subdue him at all, and it will be troublesome if I don't deal with it for a while."
"How much trouble can it be?" The outlying islands really don't think that there is any problem that cannot be solved with Mu Lishi's combat effectiveness.
"People don't provide us with accommodation, do you say hemp, don't you bother? I can't communicate with him now. ”
"Why?"
"What should I do if I don't understand what he says?" Mu Lishi squinted at the outlying islands. The stallman signaled that there was nothing he could do about the situation. "So I can only keep knocking him unconscious, communicate with him when he just wakes up, let him lay down his weapon, and we can communicate normally."
"Huh?" The island was stunned, "You communicate to constantly stun people, let's not talk about such extreme ghost animals for the time being, but why can't you understand what he is saying?" It's not like you can't say it. ”
“?“ Mu Lishi was also stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
"If you can understand me, why can't you understand him?"
"You mean, you speak the same language as him?"
"That's right. What's wrong" The remote island didn't understand what was wrong, and his bright eyes were full of confusion and puzzlement
"It's a big problem." Mu Lishi patted his head, "How good it was for you to say it earlier, you see how troublesome things are now." And then ......
"Wow!"
"What's wrong with you on the outlying islands?" Then looking at the outlying islands that were inexplicably nervous, Mu Lishi felt very strange.
"It's okay, I just heard you say that the problem is big, and I was a little scared."
"Why is this happening?"
"Because last time you said it, it turned out to be a space replacement.
"That's just a special case. Can't prove anything. For something to become a law, it has to be proven three times. ””
"And then before you just got up, you said that the problem was big, and it turned out to be ......"
"Well, by that standard, it's not even a small problem."
"What the hell is the problem?" Sitting on the grass, he poked Ono who was unconscious with his hand. "Don't tell me how to apologize." After speaking, he picked up a bamboo tube filled with water
"Yes, our biggest problem now is how to apologize."
"Ahem!" The remote island, who had just poured a mouthful of water, didn't catch his breath and choked and coughed.
"It's better."
"Much better, thank you." With the help of Mu Lishi, the remote island who successfully coughed up the water was still a little surprised on his face: "Why do you want to apologize?" Didn't they attack you first? “
"Because we're knocking people out on other people's borders. Or why do you think I apologized to Bubbles last night? You have to admit that you are wrong. “
"Okay, so what are we going to do now?"
"What else can you do?" Mu Lishi shrugged: "Let's hurry up and figure out how to explain this big trouble, otherwise people won't let us enter the village or let us spend the night for a while, and this will be a lot of fun." “
"Yes, what do you think I'm doing?"
"Because I don't have that experience."
"Does apology take experience too! You're ...... Forget it, you can do it yourself. The island shook his head helplessly, turned around and prepared to put the bamboo tube down, but ......
"Outlying islands~ You can't see death without saving! Is it okay to help~ Is it good~ Please~ Is it good~"
The outlying island turned his head sharply, but what he saw was ......
A pair of big eyes were covered with mist and looked pitiful, his hands wrapped around the slender waist of the island and kept rubbing his head against the shoulders of the island, so that the soft black hair was casually intertwined with the island's own black hair. The words of supplication are repeated in the mouth, and some monosyllables of unknown meaning are constantly being uttered.
Seeing Mu Lishi in front of him, who was like a coquettish person in the north, he only felt a mouthful of blood blocked in his mouth.
This isn't your own Admiral! His own admiral is so cold, it is absolutely impossible to be such a cute thing! Take 10,000 steps back, even if this is your own admiral, but your own admiral's skills in selling cuteness will never be so superb! What should I do if I'm really cute! I'm good!
"This can't be, this is absolutely impossible, my admiral is a wise man who plans everything, and it's definitely not this cute tease in front of me!" The outlying island muttered over and over again, trying to hypnotize himself "It's all just an illusion, yes, it's just an illusion, I must be too tired to fall asleep, everything that happens now is a dream, as long as you wake up, it's fine, wake up, wake up quickly......"
"Outlying Island~~"
"Shut up, wicked!" The outlying island shouted, stretched out his Qianqian jade finger, and pointed directly at Mu Lishi, "What are you!" , what is the purpose of pretending to be the admiral of my family! My Admiral will never be such a cute thing as you! “
"Strange, why didn't it work?" But Mu Lishi suddenly became serious, and in an instant, the outlying island clearly felt that this was indeed his own admiral, but ......
So what happened just now!? Is the Collector's Edition Admiral?? Or is the Admiral a personality? But no matter what, I've lived on the island for so long, and I've never seen such a cheating setting!
"Admiral?" The outlying island calmed down the surging qi and blood, and cautiously asked Mu Lishi, "Just now, what was the situation?" “
"Why is it useless?" But Mu Lishi was still muttering to himself in confusion, "It shouldn't be......"
"Admiral?"
"Obviously the posture and expression are correct, why do you react in the opposite way? Or is it just a special case? “
"Admiral !!"
"What about this! What's wrong? A loud shout from the outlying island finally pulled Mu Lishi out of his thoughts, but ......
"Sister?"
"Huh?" But Kita and Azuki, who had been sleeping next to him from just now until now, were also woken up.
"It's okay North, you continue to sleep."
"Oh." Hearing the answer from the island, Beibei nodded and fell asleep again in a daze.
"As for you, Admiral," ...... the island turned to face Mu Lishi, "Can you explain to me that the cute thing that kept selling cuteness just now is you?" “
"yes. It's me, what's the problem? But Mu Lishi nodded and acknowledged
"How is that possible!" The outlying island felt that he was really frightened, "You were really selling cuteness just now?" You're kidding! ”
"It's not cute, is it?" Mu Lishi scratched his head: "This is just a normal prayer, right?" And my movements and expressions are perfect and sympathetic. ”
"Admiral, have you ever done that before?" Taking a deep breath, the outlying island asked Mu Lishi with a broken heart.
"No, generally speaking, I don't need to ask others for help, even if there is, either I put forward conditions or directly agree. So this is really the first time I've asked someone. ”
"But do you know why it doesn't work so well?"
"Why?" Mu Lishi looked humbly taught, "I really want to know, and then improve next time." “
"Admiral, come here." The outlying island took another deep breath and waved his hand to signal Mu Lishi to come over.
"Okay." Then Mu Lishi obediently stood in front of the outlying island.
"Admiral, do you know why this is the case?"
"I don't know."
"Look at your height of 1.75 meters! Look at your face again, you're handsome! It's not called moe! And you think about what you usually look like, and what you look like when you sell cuteness! The contrast is not too big, called the contrast cute! It's too big and it's scared, okay! You are a handsome guy with a height of 1.75 meters, what kind of cute are you selling when you are bored! You're going to sell it to me, honestly sell it, dear!
"Oh, that's right. In that case, you should turn around first.
"What the hell, what are you doing?" The outlying island did not dare to do so, because she had a hunch that she would regret it if she did. "You, what do you want to do, you tell me clearly first."
"It's okay, you just turn around first."
When the outlying island heard this, he had to turn around and made up his mind that he must not turn his head. 、
"Alright. Turn it around. But it didn't take long for a sentence to make the outlying islands inevitably tremble. She shuddered and turned around. And then......
"How, is that so?"
Burst!!!
The remote island slowly fell down with an incredulous expression, as if she heard the sound of something being blown away, "This sound should be the sound of my three views being crushed and blown away." I didn't think I'd leave the show in such a way......"
"Are you okay on the outlying island?"
"I didn't ...... ...... thing," the island struggled with a trembling voice to respond to Mu Lishi's concern.
"Oh, it's okay."
”…… Just...... Blame ......"
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