Chapter 53: Fun Facts!
This question bothered Zhao Han all night, and when he got up from the sofa the next morning, someone was still groggy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
There is no one in the kitchen, no one in the bathroom, and there is a pair of high heels missing at the door, so it is estimated that the flight attendant got up early and left.
When he opened the bedroom door, Miss Teng was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone and didn't know what she was busy with.
But Zhao Han didn't care about this, climbed into bed in three or two steps, and then completed a pleasant "morning exercise" in laughter, and when he finally got off Teng Xinyue in good spirits, he ignored someone's "how did you get the gaze inside" and hugged her to the bathroom......
Under the constant thrashing of the powder fist, someone took a "comfortable" bath.
"Okay, don't make a fuss, what's happened in the game lately?"
Grabbing Teng Xinyue's powder fist that swung over again, Zhao Han asked.
However, Miss Teng obviously didn't answer him obediently, but bit his arm!
"Wooh. Ahh!!hhhhh ”
"Zhao Han, you bastard!!"
Looking at the neat row of tooth marks on his pink and white arms, Teng Xinyue's eyes turned red.
"Uh...... You bit it yourself, okay, why do you blame me, who knew you used so much strength"
Someone, who was called a bastard by Miss Teng, touched his nose a little embarrassed, and just now he was a knee-jerk reaction when he was attacked, dodging his arm......
But sometimes it doesn't make sense!
“......”
Miss Teng didn't speak, just looked at him with red eyes, looking like you were bullying me, you were a sinner and should be put to death......
"Okay, okay, it doesn't hurt anymore, I'll blow it for you"
"Don't!"
"Then why don't you bite me and relieve my anger?"
"Great idea! Don't move, wait for me to bite back! ”
After hearing Zhao Han's words of asking her to "take revenge", Miss Teng's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and a mouthful of silver teeth creaked.
"Uh.... Daughter-in-law, you wait first, I suddenly remembered that there are still some things in the game that have not been dealt with, you wait a minute, and I will accompany you after I finish dealing with it."
Looking at Miss Teng's appearance of "complaining and revenge", the cold sweat on Zhao Han's head came down, and he didn't care about bragging about anything at this time, so he hurriedly took out a bath towel from the wardrobe on the side and wiped the water droplets on his body, and then ran out of the bathroom with a smoke.
And in the bathroom behind him, there was Teng Xinyue's silver bell-like laughter!
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Boarding the game, the first thing Zhao Han did was to quickly browse the official forum to see if there was any important news on it.
When he looked around, he found that there was nothing worth his attention at all!
The above are all interesting things that some players have broken about what happened around them, and then there are some big things that have happened in the previous life and he already knows.
For example, in the southern part of the empire, the corpse army led by Lady Bones was finally cleaned up by the Imperial Army after nearly a year of struggle, and only some elite troops were left to escort Lady Bones and a small number of high-level officials to withdraw from the tunnels to the southern front of the empire, and there were three thousand snow dragoons behind them in charge of pursuit.
A rebellion broke out in the mermaid kingdom in the southeast of the empire, forcibly landed on the islands attached to the empire to expel humans, and the mermaid high priest controlled the dragon to set off a wave to attack the coastline!
And then they were out of luck!
The dead merfolk high priest was nailed to death on the shore with a large crossbow by the Imperial fleet patrolling nearby, and the rest of the merfolk who stubbornly resisted were also surrounded by the Imperial fleet and did not dare to take the lead......
The merfolk rebellion lasted only half a day......
Only a few fishing boats were damaged......
Other than these two major events, there is nothing else worth paying attention to.
Oh no, there's one more thing that has to do with him!
A player named [Lin Han] on the forum broke the news that the Tianya Sword in Lu Xueqi's hand in Qingyunmen flew away innocently last night, and was brought back by her master Shuiyue Shitai two hours later......
And then the post blew up!
First of all, a group of Lu Xueqi's fans scolded the player named Lin Han in this forum, saying that he dared to plot the divine sword in the hands of the goddess and deserve to be punished, and after they had scolded enough, a large number of players who had mixed into Qingyunmen began to break the news that there were also many fairy swords around them that were shelved on weekdays and flew away for no reason, asking for the reason!
This question was debated by the players for more than a hundred floors, and finally a disciple of Qingyun Tongtian Peak with the forum name "Tokyo Equals the Red Light District" put an end to the topic.
And his answer was......
"Yesterday I was taking a bath, and suddenly countless fairy swords flew from the sky to peep at my beauty, can I bear it?"
"But when I looked up, I found that those fairy swords were all ownerless, and they were wagging their tails at me pitifully, as if they wanted me to take them in."
"Hey, who made me soft-hearted?"
"No, no matter where I go now, I'm followed by thousands of fairy swords, it's really annoying!"
In addition to these few sentences, this player named [Tokyo Equals the Red Light District] also has a lot of commentary pictures, and countless flying swords are flying in his direction, including the [Tianya] that exudes a light blue brilliance.
Looking at the shooting angle, it really looks like it, if you don't know the cause and effect of the matter, maybe you will believe it!
Ahem!
Well, the player's IQ is not so low, and I see that the post has been completely crooked since the photo was posted by [Tokyo is a red light district]......
There are those who want him to blow up the photo.
There are people who want to speak to him.
asked Linhan how he saw Lu Xueqi.
I asked if Xiaozhufeng was really full of beauties.
The most ridiculous thing is that some people ask if the USB port is new or not......
All kinds of bizarre questions, someone was speechless for a while.
"Sure enough, the forum is a magical place, and a layman like me should still obediently cultivate, hey!"
Closing the forum with his hand, Zhao Han moved his body to calm down, and then began his first cultivation of [Tai Chi Xuanqing Dao]!
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