Chapter Seventy-Five: Head-Lowering Technique
The descendants of Luban feel that the momentum is wrong! Why is he at a disadvantage! Immediately rushed towards Fu Wenjian's head, he decided to fight, if Fu Wenjian got the handle to play an effect, it would be even more difficult.
My goal has always been very single, hold Fu Wenjian's head and say, for ordinary people, his head is generally to scare the other party first and then mouth, but for people like me who are used to seeing the world, his flying head is not as scary as not flying his head.
Fu Wenjian had already taken back the fishing rod, he probably felt that it was too dangerous for his head to fly out, and now the Luban heirs were not afraid, so he hurriedly jumped his head and flew to his body, and the wolf howled in his mouth: "Xiaodao, you help me delay some time, Ben Lao Dao solves him, and the Yin and Yang Qiankun Seal is yours." ”
And the Luban descendant also hurriedly said: "Xiaodao, don't listen to him, the Yin and Yang Qiankun Seal is very useful to our Daoists, even if you help him deal with me, he will deal with you!" ”
The Yin five hundred coins of the Luban heirs have lost their effect on us, and it is obviously a very big blow to the Luban heirs, just Fu Wenjian caught his handle again, and now he is completely anxious, he threw the jade box in his hand directly to me and said: "The Yin and Yang Qiankun Seal will be given to you first!" ”
I was stunned, so good!
Although he was shocked by the performance of Luban's descendants, this is a yin and yang seal! Hurriedly reached out to pick up the jade box. Fu Wenjian obviously didn't expect the Luban heir to do this, but he still quickly flew his head back and didn't take it seriously at all.
I took the jade box steadily, but as soon as I received it, before I could look at it, my hand didn't touch a rectangular object, I hurriedly moved over to take a look, this guy actually pasted a small red iron piece under the jade box.
Iron is generally black, and the reason why I recognize this red piece of iron at a glance is that in addition to its material, I thought that I knew Lubanshu.
Today's houses are made of reinforced concrete, and iron is an indispensable element in building houses. And the Luban descendants used to be responsible for helping people look at feng shui, the foundation, and the beams, and it is estimated that the developer of the reinforced concrete house has been scolded by the Luban heirs dozens of times.
Any Taoism must keep pace with the times, just like our Maoshan technique, many incense candles and incense are used in the world now, and even glutinous rice has been improved.
No matter how flexible it is, as long as the essential function is the same.
The descendants of Luban have an extremely vicious technique, called pushing the door to death.
The principle is very simple, in the past, when installing the door, you have to use four Jie, one side of the four Jies is fixed on the wall with nails, and the other side is fixed on the door, although the current society does not need to develop to the point of Sijie, but many rooms can still be used.
Lu Banshu took advantage of this principle, and when casting spells in the past, it was mainly to repair the dark grid in the room, put cursed things, or put something on the beam of someone's house to harm people. But later, Lu Ban invented the technique of pushing the door to death.
The blood of the amniotic fluid when the mother is waiting for labor is dyed red, and then the blood of the black cat, white dog, green duck, cattle, and flower pig is soaked again for 7749 days, so as to pay tribute to the most vicious Sijie.
If you put this kind of four jies on the door, the person who pushes the door will definitely be infected with the yin poisonous gas emitted from the four jies.
After being infected with the Yin Poison Qi, it will only show skin eczema at first, and then the Yang Qi will gradually decline, and finally it will be haunted alive by evil spirits.
There was once such a Lubanshu heir, because his girlfriend was robbed by others, and his girlfriend actually betrayed him and fell in love with each other, so when the other party got married, he secretly changed the door of the other party's house under the sign of eating wedding wine.
Since then, everyone who has been to this house has developed skin eczema, and when they went to the hospital for examination, the scientific explanation given by the doctor was that the humidity in the body was too heavy and needed to be detoxified. Later, more and more people were suffering from this disease, and most of them were relatives and friends of the family, so the hospital thought that it might be an infectious disease and isolated the sick people, and within a month, all of them died.
The explanation given in science is that the dampness is too heavy, causing the body to be overwhelmed and swelling to death.
This small piece of iron under the jade box is a four-jie shape, seeing this thing, I was suddenly full of black gas, and roared at the Luban heir: "You fucking looking for death!" ”
Luban looked at me, "Don't get me wrong, that thing has been there before, you better hurry up and help me deal with Fu Wenjian, if this guy kills me, he will definitely not let you go." ”
"I'm going to Nima!" I burst into a shout, put the jade box in my bag, and rushed towards the Luban heirs with a wave of the killing blade.
The Yin 500 Yuan of the Luban Descendant is useless to me, it is too easy for me to kill him, I have never dealt with him much, I didn't expect him to use such a vicious trick on me in order to get the Yin and Yang Qiankun Seal, which is really infuriating.
He took out a small axe from the bag behind him, and explained while chopping Fu Wenjian's head: "Xiaodao, it's really not made by this Taoist, is this Taoist the kind of person who forgets his righteousness?" ”
Bullshit!
I was furious, and I was not afraid of the axe in his hand at all, after the cultivation of Maoshan physical arts, even a zombie with infinite strength dared to call a board, let alone a carpenter?
Fu Wenjian's head floated back after all, and after he received it around his neck, he took out a scarecrow from his pocket while running, so he bit off the hook line, and then hooked the fishhook to the scarecrow's head, and then, as long as he was given time to cast the spell, it was enough.
He looked back and saw that I was chasing the Luban heir, and he was immediately ecstatic, and hurriedly ran in my direction.
The heir of Luban was angry, he looked at me with fear while chasing Fu Wenjian, I can't care so much, I don't pay attention to Fu Wenjian who ran over, and take the lead in dealing with the heir of Luban.
Seeing that the Luban heirs did not avoid me, they waved a small axe at me, and I set up a horse with both legs, and the Luban heirs cut the air, but I dragged one of his feet, and when the Luban heirs fell to the ground, I hurriedly got up and pressed him to the ground, "Tell me quickly, how to crack it!" ”
"I'll talk about the way to crack it later, help me deal with Fu Wenjian first!" Lu Ban's face was full of anxiety.
I looked back at Fu Wenjian, this guy had stopped, took off the backpack, there was a small folding stool in it, he took out the small stool, and then put his scarecrow on the stool and set it up, and then took out a jar.
Obviously, he's going to perform a head-lowering technique.
Lu Ban's face was full of anxiety, and he hurriedly said: "Just wear it on your body for a week with underwear stained with women's vaginal fluid!" ”
"Bullshit!" I scolded, and drove the killing blade in my hand to the neck of the Luban heir, "Say it quickly, don't say it again, don't need him to come, Lao Tzu will kill you first!" ”
Lu Ban gritted his teeth, "I still have to bathe with a woman's urine!" ”
"I'm going to Nima, why don't you say that you still have to sleep with women!" Why is everything about women?
"If you do it, it will work better, but it will take a week to get rid of it completely." The descendants of Luban were obviously forced to be in a hurry.
I estimated that he wouldn't dare to lie to me at this time, and hurriedly asked, "Does that have any effect on women?" ”
"Nope!" Lu Ban said hurriedly.
"Is there a requirement for a woman?" I asked again.
Lu Ban was impatient, he could see that I couldn't do it, but he also saw it, I held him down and rubbed it more than enough, and hurriedly said: "As long as it's a virgin, nothing else is required!" ”
"Virgin?" I was stunned for a moment, I didn't seem to know any woman, the only person I knew was Han Duo, but I didn't know if she was a virgin, and then asked, "By the way, what is Yin Fluid?" ”
"I'm going to Nima, go back and ask your mother!" Lu Ban's descendants burst into applause, "If you ask again, although Lao Tzu was not killed by you, he also died because of you!" ”
I originally wanted to say that I don't have a mother, but when I cut off Fu Wenjian, that guy was washing his hands in an orderly manner! If he kills the Luban heirs, then I estimate that his life will not be long in coming, so he hurriedly released the Luban heirs.
After the Luban descendants were freed, they hurriedly got up and rushed over with a small axe.
Seeing this, Fu Wenjian hurriedly shouted at me: "Xiaodao, what are you doing? Lock him up! Don't believe him! ”
I didn't bother to care so much, so I picked up the killing blade and rushed towards Fu Wenjian.
Fu Wenjian estimated that he was a little empty, and hurriedly took out a talisman from his pocket, after his hands were baptized with blood, not only were they not clean, but they were even dirtier, he did not stop at all, and pressed the talisman paper on the head of the scarecrow with his blood-stained hand, and then bit the tip of his tongue and spit out a mouthful of blood at the scarecrow, and after a few rounds of muttering in his mouth, he pressed the hook on the scarecrow's head hard.
"Ahh The Luban heir, who was running towards Fu Wenjian, suddenly let out a miserable scream, and then threw himself to the ground with his head in his hands.
"Pro, soldiers, people, fights, all, columns, debts, diving!" Fu Wenjian put his hands together, raised his index finger and planted until the scarecrow.
Then, the Luban descendant lying on the ground let out a miserable scream, and his whole body curled up in the shape of a shrimp, constantly rolling on the ground, his face full of pain.
As the descendants of Lu Ban said, although he was not killed by me now, it was no different from what I killed, and when Fu Wenjian was complacent, I threw the gossip mirror in my hand at Fu Wenjian.
Fu Wenjian, who was casting the spell, hurriedly stopped casting the spell and quickly dodged. Without giving him any chance, he swung his killing blade and rushed over.
Fu Wenjian was shocked, and hurriedly turned around and ran, ignoring the magic weapons placed in front of him.
When the head descender casts a spell, he must have a certain amount of time, so he can only be in the shadows behind his back. As long as I keep chasing him, he won't have a chance to perform the head-lowering technique. Moreover, the purpose of Maoshan is to cure diseases and save people, although the descendants of Luban are vicious, but I can't do this kind of thing, although I almost killed him on impulse, but now I regret it.
Fu Wenjian ran very fast, I have to say that although this guy is a head lowering master, the speed of escape is very fast, or in other words, when humanity faces a threat to his life, the speed will be very fast!
I chased for a while, but I still didn't catch Fu Wenjian, I thought that as long as I kept chasing him, I would just catch Fu Wenjian's physical exhaustion. Although he ran fast, after all, he was old, and I didn't believe that a young man could outrun an old man.
Fu Wenjian panicked, and he didn't know how many insects he had stepped on, so he suddenly lay on the ground while running, and then I saw the fat man riding directly on Fu Wenjian.
"Good fat man!" I was ecstatic, I didn't expect the fat man to do it so quickly.
The fat man smiled at me and pressed Fu Wenjian firmly to the ground.
And Fu Wenjian tried to resist a few times, but the reason why the fat man was called a fat man was because the horizontal flesh on his body was pressed on Fu Wenjian's body, and Fu Wenjian couldn't move at all.
After I rushed over, I covered Fu Wenjian's head with a clinker bag, and then said, "Lao Tzu, I'll separate your head to see how arrogant you will be in the future." ”
After saying that, I really used the killing blade to start cutting off Wen Jian's head.