Chapter 208: The Brainy Man

Let's not talk about St. Pauli, FΓΌrth or Frankfurt, which one is not more than your Jena money.

More than money than people...... No better than Jena.

Isn't it better than who can brag?

Heiko's words suddenly made Jena the focus of the entire German second division football.

"The Madness of Heiko"

"Mr. Webb, did you not wake up at that time?"

"Jena wins, it's the funniest joke I've ever heard this year"

"The German C champion is not equal to the German B champion, Haike, low-key"

"The King of Strong Mouths! Heiko Webb! 》

For a while, the newspapers published Haike's declaration, and even Ye Xin's clean seal gesture was ignored in the past, and a promoted polo team announced in front of everyone that it was going to be promoted again, which was a once-in-a-century event.

It's just that all the news reports are basically satirizing Haiko's inadequacy, and there are only a few small media outlets supporting Haiko, such as Jena Daily, the eternal ally of the Jena team.

The daily newspaper compared Haike's declaration with the facts, and under a little bit of peeling off the cocoon, they actually made a set of data on the gap between dreams and reality, all kinds of dizzy professional data analysis and various indices were stewed in a mess, and the final result was that the probability of Jena winning the championship was 17. 4%。

17。 4%, although I don't know how to get it, but this value is not a low value, but after the 15% probability of Ye Xin's personal increase was dug up, the Jena Daily suddenly became a joke.

While the media laughed at Haike, they also picked up the probability of the Jena Daily and began to make articles.

However, the traditional media newspaper did not appear any highlight articles this time, but a joke began to become popular on the Internet.

"When I saw the figure of 17.4 percent, I was deeply shocked, I thought that scientific rigor and precision appeared in the city of Jena, and of course this is also possible, after all, their 'glass' is still good."

"It's just that when I saw Ye Xin's personal attribute increase by 15%, do you know what happened? The spaghetti I ate flew out of my nostrils."

"Yes, you heard me right, I performed a strange drama of the inversion of excretory organs on the spot, do you know what my friends call me now? Heads and Feet! ”

"I'm angry, I've never been so disgusted with a team and a player, you made me a joke, but you're not much better"

"Seventeen .4 percent, Ye Xin's personal increase of 15 percent, this is the funniest joke, seventeen .4, maybe Jena should have this nickname, what a rigorous set of numbers, it's much better than my head, isn't it?"

The head man and seventeen fourteen suddenly became a search hot list, and the incident that was originally only circulating in the German second division suddenly spread in Germany.

There are even people who have begun to make animations to show the 'laughing fruit' of pasta flying out of their nostrils, and the number of seventeen and four will appear in each issue of that animation, and a villain with a figure of fifteen on his head will finish, which is immediately full of laughter.

Whether you like football or not, you'll laugh out loud after watching these animated specials, and of course, you'll laugh at the numbers seventeen.four by the way.

The whole of Germany is a sea of joy, for Germans who usually like to engage in black humor, this nonsensical funny is very fresh, and the head is a god-like word.

The name alone makes people want to laugh, and the animation of the nostrils flying noodles is even more enjoyable, plus the two sets of numbers that come out pitifully at the end and the villain who struggles to stand underneath, I have to say that this is a successful entertainment hype.

And Dresden, who has never been against Jena, jumped out again, and they will not let go of the opportunity to step on Jena, because of Jena's outstanding performance in the first two games, Ralph Rose could not find a good opportunity to speak, and now is the best opportunity.

Heaven does not take it, but suffers from it.

"I don't know what kind of madness Haiko smoked, although we have been an opponent for many years, of course it was a long time ago, and now he is leading Jena back to the Bundesliga, to be honest I admire him as an opponent, but this time Haiko is obviously crazy"

"Bundesl champions? Heh......"

"Of course, Dresden Dynamo also has this desire, but we have never been so open-mouthed, Dresden Dynamo in the Bundesliga to stabilize the relegation position by year by year, and step by step steadfastness"

"But this may also be a hype on the part of Heiko, after all, he was Thomas Schaff from Bremen who promoted his team well, and it is said that many small towns around Jena are now watching Jena games."

"Oh, of course it's all the kind of cities under 100,000 people."

"I heard that they are all fans of the Chinese, so I estimate that the number of 15% is calculated according to the proportion of fans, and in Jena, there are 15 people out of 100 people who are his fans."

"As for the remaining 2.4 percent of Seventeen.4, the two percent of Niels fans and the number of other people's fans combined?"

"Interesting scientific statistics, congratulations to Jena on her entry into the digital age"

Ralph Rose's poisonous tongue is no worse than that online joke, and it has a very obvious effect on Jena's attack, and some managers of teams with good relations with Dresden have also come out to support him.

"Although Heiko Weber led Jena out of the Bundesliga, I think this kind of rampant virtue is like a clown" - Bochum coach Andre Burgmann

"Seventeen-four, where did Jena get the courage, maybe the old saying is true, those who don't know are fearless" - Coatbus coach Uwe Rapourd.

"Hey, Heiko, wake up, this is the Bundesliga, not the Bundesliga" - Freiburg head coach Markus Glehas.

And now that the head coaches have stepped up, their players can't bear the loneliness, half to please their own head coach and half to hit Jena.

"That number 30 is very good, but it's not a problem for me, no matter how fast you can shoot at goal? The shot that was stopped by the goalkeeper was just a lack of strength," Freiburg's main striker, Papis immediately jumped out to help his manager.

Not to be outdone, Cottage Finning, Klucas and Burzenska immediately began to mock Jena's newly promoted team.

All of a sudden, the players began to express themselves and began to make a big statement about how they would do to Jena and how they would face the goalkeeper.