At this time, Lou Xiaoxiao went online.

"Hello audience friends, do you miss me, what, your mother misses me, you kid, when the game is over, follow me to the hospital to lie down!"

", you streamer!! My dog is thinking about you, and when the game is over, you can go to the hospital with my dog! ”

A large part of the screen is sprayed Lou Xiaoxiao, probably because Lou Xiaoxiao was aimed at Yunshen in the last scene, so he was scolded by Yuntuan.

But Lou Xiaoxiao didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "Okay, the game is about to start, before starting, let's introduce my hands, my hands, female fans like them!" ”

"Filthy filthy!!" Lou Xiaoxiao's yellow joke started again, and the dirt on the screen completely swiped the screen!! Although everyone is scolding Lou Xiaoxiao on the surface, in fact, they still like Lou Xiaoxiao's commentary style in their hearts.

Lou Xiao joked and turned around: "Back to business, introduce the players, blue side, Yunshen led the team, with four passers-by, etc., there is a passerby's ID that is somewhat familiar, Xiao Shui is like a mirror, I checked the record, oh it's amazing, 9 wins and one defeat, and the last game also showed the ultimate flash of the ultimate skill, one shot and three kills, fame, the other three passers-by, all unknown juniors, look at the name full of hanging temperament, your sister is mine, I am your sister, you and your sister are mine; Don't think about it, it's just three Internet addicted teenagers, sitting in an Internet café three times in a row!! ”

The audience is not happy, many of them are Internet addicted teenagers: Lao Tzu is an Internet addicted teenager, what's wrong, it's not that the dads watch your videos and give you money to spend, you are still eating other people's leftover fried chicken in People's Square!

Lou Xiaoxiao disagreed, and continued to introduce the purple team: "The purple side is the top 32 team in the China University League, Dynasty!" I once met them at the God of War University in Kyoto, a group of energetic young men, and a soft girl, captain Huang Jiale, rank gold 3, a powerful Ruiz thunderbolt mage who has comprehended the ultimate skill; ADC Hanbing, Silver 1, and the only soft girl, Huang Qianqian, is Huang Jiale's own sister, hehe, pro sister, you know!! “

"Lou Xiaoxiao, you beast!! But I like it, haha, I like my sister too! "A lot of Internet addicted teenagers were poked at the G-spot, and they immediately went into estrus, and the screen was full of their own sisters, which was so shameful!!

Lou smiled and continued: "Stone man, gold 5, level 3; The Minotaur, Silver 3, is the weakest rank of the Dynasty Clan, acting as a meat shield; The robot, Gold 4, has comprehended the ultimate skill Static Field, and is the offensive engine of the Dynasty Sentai team! ”

"This is a contest between passers-by and professional teams, I can imagine with my ass, the Dynasty team will easily crush passers-by, this is not only a matter of strength, but a matter of teamwork!" Lou smiled and predicted seriously.

"Lou Xiaoxiao, do you have a butt, didn't you sell it last night!"

A whole bunch of clouds below are starting to attack!!

Lou smiled proudly: "Okay, the owner of this building will make a bet with you, if the dynasty team wins, all of you will collectively apologize to this building and call me Lou Dad!" ”

"If you lose, you take off your pants live, expose your butt, and spank three times?" A cloud of evil thoughts made this request, but I didn't expect it to be approved by the vast majority of people.

"Good!! Take it off!! How many times have I taken off my pants, and I don't care about this time!! Lou Xiaoxiao didn't care, from a professional point of view, Lou Xiaoxiao has been explaining for many years, she still has experience, and she has complete first-hand information, and the Dynasty team can definitely torture and kill this passerby.

Okay, the game is on, the map is the common Hero Canyon!! Ten rays of light are thrown at the battlefield!!

A battle between passers-by and professions kicked off!!

In the spring, the three Internet addicted teenagers have begun to get nervous, they have noticed that the number of spectators exceeds 500,000, and thousands of them actually choose to watch from their port, this is a lot of income, life is so big, the first time someone spends money to see themselves, think about the liver fluttering. The boss of the Internet addict trio, ID You and your sister are mine, asked nervously: "That cloud god, how should we fight, we all listen to you!" ”

Han Yun thought about it, he is indeed not very good at 5v5, but in Han Yun's understanding, this kind of team combat is about gathering strength, killing the main force on the opposite side in seconds, don't scatter, can't be broken by each one!!

Your sister is my choice to be a steam robot, I am your sister's choice to be an ice shooter, and you and your sister are my choice to be stone people.

"There are no tactics, follow me, don't go alone, don't chase the enemy impulsively, the robot sees the target, shoots decisively and pulls a person over, and then everyone concentrates on the first second, in this way, it can create a situation where more fights less, and victory is not far from us!!" Han Yun glanced at the lineup on his side and said.

Your sister is a steam robot controlled by me, and she patted her steel chest with her metal palm very proudly, making a crisp sound: "Haha, don't worry, my mechanical claws are full of shots!" ”

Han Yun smiled faintly: "Don't worry, we will definitely win, with me!" ”

The three friends of Internet addiction said excitedly: "Yes, there is a cloud god!" Haha, we'll win! ”

Han Yun chose a big sword, a dagger, and ten flying knives! Han Yun looked at the extra burst wand at the weapon, and was shocked, it turned out that the equipment in reality could be displayed in the game, Han Yun took out the burst wand and handed it to Xiao Zijing.

Although Xiao Zijing's father is a councilor, it does not mean that Xiao Zijing's family is wealthy, Xiao Zeren is a relatively poor councilor, and among the four major councils, Xiao Zeren is the poorest, and he is not as good as the upper leaders of ordinary large companies.

"This, it's the Bursting Wand!!" Xiao Zijing recognized the wand at a glance, this is the magic wand that the mage dreams of, it can increase the spell damage by 40, as if there are four thousand more spiritual power, which can at least double Xiao Zijing's magic damage!!

This bursting wand was obtained from Lei Yao, and the value is conservatively estimated to be tens of billions, but Han Yun doesn't need it at the moment, and said lightly: "Well, I don't need it, you can use it!" “

"Audience friends, do you see!! What is called flirting sister, this is called flirting sister, on the battlefield of war, I suddenly took out a big stick and gave it to my beloved woman, and then said, I don't need it, you use it!! Oh my God, this is so touching, in fact, I want to say, Yunshen, are you sure you really don't need it!! ”

"Dirty Dirty !!" The screen is full of dirt, the laughter and laughter of this building are too evil, many girls are blushing, etc., why do these girls blush, how can they understand such a profound and obscure joke.

Han Yun took the lead and walked in front of the team, the golden armor was shining, which intoxicated many audiences, and many fans felt that as long as Han Yun wore this golden knight skin and walked around twice, the ticket was already worth it!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, the big war is about to break out, let's wait and see who on both sides will get a blood!"

However, as soon as the words fell, there was a passionate female voice in the entire Hero Canyon!!

FirstBlood！！ One Blood!!

"Huh? What a situation, so fast!! ”

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Monday has arrived.,The new dungeon boss has been refreshed.,The first boss that has appeared so far is called.,There's a kind of you come to kill my little toad spirit.。

The Toad Essence has a total of 200 HP, and each recommendation can deal 1 HP damage to the Toad Mirror.

Killing the toad mirror will explode the legendary weapon [Flying Knife to add one more to Lao Tzu], or the ultimate treasure [One more change]

At present, there is a kind of toad essence health [120/200] that you come to kill me, everyone, come on!!