Li Guanyu landed in Golden State with an annual salary of three million. 【Reading.com】

As soon as this news came out, it immediately attracted large-scale criticism. Before, most people thought that Jinzhou was at most offering Li Guanyu a low salary, even if it was high, it would not exceed one million dollars, after all, Li Guanyu was just a waste.

Now that the figure of three million comes out, it is naturally eye-catching.

"Three million dollars? Is the Golden State team's water cooler so expensive? Need to pay such a high price for a Guardian? LeBron James was the first to stand in front of the media to express his opinion.

His biggest wish is to make Li Guanyu completely disappear from the NBA, but now Li Guanyu has not only not disappeared, but has received a bigger contract than last season, how can he not be crazy?

"Three million dollars, that's too expensive. Now Lee isn't worth the price, and there's no doubt that Golden State is doing bad business. Rockets general manager Morey commented on the deal.

He originally wanted to wait until there was no team in the league to ask Li Guanyu before throwing over an unguaranteed base salary contract to get the most value benefit. However, how could Golden State's unconventional contract make his beautiful plan stillborn?

"Three million dollars? If I had watched the Lee playoff highlights for half an hour in a row, maybe I would have offered a contract like that. But with the adrenal secretion smooth, I hardly feel such an urge. Mark Cuban said.

In his mind, the price of Li Guanyu fluctuates between 1.5 million and 2 million. Three million is obviously high, even if he admires Li Guanyu again.

"Thankfully, this contract is only for one year." Data expert Hollinger has only a few words to say about the signing.

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With the exception of a few fish honeys, almost 100 percent of the people believe that Li Guanyu is not worth three million dollars. Insurance companies are not even willing to insure the contract, no matter how high the price is. Because they are afraid that Li Guanyu will become a glass man, they have to pay their salary and medical expenses.

Unlike North America, which is full of skepticism, China on the other side of the ocean is jubilant. Everyone is excited that Li Guanyu has found a club again, and they can finally continue to see Li Guanyu sweating in the NBA league on screen.

"Old Nelson is a good friend of the Chinese people, he solved the employment problem of Li Guanyu, he is a good person. On behalf of Hu Weidong, Wang Zhizhi and Li Guanyu, I would like to thank him! "Shark Fight Famous ID can't get enough to send a congratulatory message to the Golden State Warriors.

"I mentioned more than once last year that Li Guanyu is the best player for the Warriors. As you know, since Byron Davis and the others left, the banditry has gradually weakened, and Monta Iris is brave, but after all, he is only a pioneer in attacking the city. Although Li Guanyu is also a weak scholar-type skill player, his domineering, banditry, and madness are the most cutting-edge among today's league guards. Now, combining the weak gang with the sharp-edged Li Guanyu is definitely a signing that Chris Mullin's historical status has been upgraded. And the gangs that joined Li Guanyu will definitely rise again. As long as he is healthy, there will be another blood-pumping and passionate Black Eight? Why not? The famous literati raised their wages and commented on the deal.

"Although I know that Li Guanyu will most likely not return to the peak form of the playoffs for the rest of his life. But just to watch him play, that's enough. For a nineteen-year-old, I never expect too much. I'll choose to admire him from a distance, quietly and without any pressure, and that's good. "The shark flutters on the rain M is as sentimental as ever.

And as soon as his words came out, it immediately made all the fish honey ecstatic.

"Thank you for listening to Sister Yu for saving character for Li Guanyu, and listening to Sister Yu's words, I am full of expectations for the return of the Emperor Yu to the top."

"Listen to Sister Yu, on behalf of Li Guanyu's eight ancestors, I thank you."

"Listen to Sister Yu, please send your sighs again, let Li Guanyu be beaten by the old king at the street entrance, and save character thoroughly."

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And the reason why Yumi is so excited is entirely because of the special surname of Sister Yu. Every time he felt that Li Guanyu would be in a slump, Li Guanyu would be unexpectedly strong. The degree of evil is equivalent to every time the salary is raised, after writing an article to tease Randolph, Randolph on the other side of the ocean will be powerful and cut down magical data such as double twenty.

Listening to Sister Yu is to Li Guanyu, just like raising wages like Randolph. If the salary increase is the delicate rose under Randolph's handsome face, then Tingyu Mei is undoubtedly the pear flower with rain under the fish emperor's stick, and the Chinese regional network is boiling and surging at the same time. Ye Ziqing announced Li Guanyu's next itinerary.

May 28th ~ June 10th, East Asia "Pride Immortal" publicity tour.

On June 11, the WWE iron cage battle.

Next, the situation of the Asian Championships depends on the injury.

As soon as this itinerary came out, there was an uproar.

"Without ligaments, he still participates in the iron cage battle with a very high risk factor, is Li Guanyu crazy? Isn't he afraid that he will be completely wasted in the ring? Bill Simmons was the first to ask.

"Dry Michael Beasley and the Chinese guy who beat Josh Smith and is less than six feet three, plus the guy who has been declared a career reimbursement by the doctor. I really don't know why they participated in the iron cage fight. Do they want to show basketball fans all over the world what it means to be 'self-conscious'? LeBron James quickly jumped out again to express his opinion, obviously, he was just eliminated by the Celtics and did not reflect, at least he still has time to worry about Li Guanyu.

Before Li Guanyu and Roque's enemies could express their opinions, Michael Beasley, who had an explosive head, gave his reply: "Majestic LeBron, dare to fight with a dry me?" UFC unrestricted fighting, conceited to the death, you have to come! ”

Michael Beasley's words immediately attracted the attention of fans to Li Guanyu's participation in the iron cage battle, after all, LeBron James's status is higher than Li Guanyu after all.

As soon as Michael Beasley's words came out, the originally majestic LeBron James immediately withered. After an afternoon of watching videos of Michael Beasley's brawls this season, he finally mustered up the courage to make his high-sounding shrunken turtle response in front of the camera: "Sorry, Michael, I'm a basketball player, I'm a great basketball player." I will never be able to convince myself to use my God-given strong body to do conflict sports that have nothing to do with basketball, my body is made for basketball, and I don't want to use my perfect body to do anything that has nothing to do with basketball, which is disrespectful to God. ”

In addition to being recognized by the most die-hard fans, LeBron James's remarks were almost mocking and invective.

"Don't want to use your strong body to do sports that have nothing to do with basketball? Well, LeBron, from today onwards, stop playing table tennis, stop playing football, stop playing baseball, and don't even play pool anymore. Because it would be disrespectful to God. Charles Barkley publicly accused.

"Coward, it's so far-fetched to make excuses, it's really pitiful. I advise you that it's better not to do ^ sex anymore, because this sport has nothing to do with basketball either. Michael Beasley said disdainfully, and did not chase after it again.

And at the same time as Michael Beasley and LeBron James had a war of words, Li Guanyu received an angry call from Chris Mullin.

"Hey, man, are you talking about the Iron Cage War? Are you sure you're not in a state of madness right now? Now is not the time to be heroic. Chris Mullin went straight to the point, his hurried voice proving his anger.

"Yes, I'm talking about WWE's cage fights. The opponents are the Undertaker and the DX Combo, and I still have a few VIP tickets, do you want to come and watch it together? Li Guanyu's voice was flat, and he had confidence in himself. And Rocco had promised him that I would knock them all out, and all you had to do was pose with a folding chair.

"VIP tickets? I said, can you not fight this very dangerous iron cage fight? In case you get hurt again, who will be responsible? Don't you know that insurance companies are reluctant to accept your contract policy nowadays? Chris Mullin's hurried voice added to the anger, clearly angry at Li Guanyu's disapproval.

"I'm in charge of it." Li Guanyu's voice was relaxed and firm, and he said, "Haven't we signed the contract yet?" If I get hurt, then we don't sign up, okay? ”

"Good!" Chris Mullin's hasty voice finally cast a hint of relief, and it was clear that he had been waiting for this answer from the beginning.

Although Li Guanyu is not extremely smart, at least he is not so stupid that he can't distinguish between right and wrong. Said lightly: "If there is nothing else, I will hang up the phone first." ”

"Take a good rest......"

Before Chris Mullin's kind words were over, there was a busy sound from the microphone - Li Guanyu didn't even bother to be polite to him.

Li Guanyu never took the contract given to him by the Golden State Warriors as a pity, because he felt that he was more than capable of it. In fact, he came to the Golden State solely because of the trust of Nelson Sr. But now, Chris Mullin clearly sees the contract as his own generous handout to a weakling.

Treating a dormant tiger as a yellow cat that can't catch mice, that's where Chris Mullin's stupid^forcing and scratching^ compares.

As soon as the phone hung up, the phone of a director of the Chinese Basketball Association called.

"Xiao Li, didn't bother you, did you?" The voice of a certain director is very humble, which is in stark contrast to the official tone of the previous day.

"Uh, no!" Li Guanyu looked up at his watch, twelve o'clock, isn't it early in the morning? The leader is still fighting on the front line so late, he really forgot to sleep and eat.

"How's the recovery from the foot injury?"

"Walk like flying." Li Guanyu briefly used an idiom to describe his state, and showed a little that he was able to control the four-character difficult idiom in high Chinese.

"Well, that's good, that's good!"

"Is there something wrong? Director! ”

"Uh... Xiao Li, the current situation of the national team winning the championship is not very clear, and the top attaches great importance to this competition, after all, this is a game at home. Tianjin Wei, you know, right? The foreigners came in at Tanggukou back then, and this competition is very symbolic! A certain director's earnest voice came, and he was quite worried about the country and the people.

"The Chinese team should still be able to go sideways in Asia! I believe in the players of the national team! ”

"Hey..., Xiao Li, you don't know! This time the Iranians are menacing, and we lack Yao Ming, and the leader is a newcomer to the Tujiao. In addition, there are many local factions in the national team, and there are internal and external troubles. It's not easy to press the formation without you! As a certain director spoke, there were faint sobs from tears.

Li Guanyu saw that this director was both a 'national honor' and a 'internal and external trouble', so he couldn't help but nod and agreed: "Okay, I'll participate." ”

"Huh! Xiao Li's ideological consciousness is high! I'll give you your name. You must take care of your health for the country and the nation............"

After the director finished speaking with blabla words of encouragement, Li Guanyu had already fallen asleep.

After about three or four minutes, I finally saw that the director said in the middle of his words, 'Bye-bye, I'll talk in detail when I go back to China', and then quickly hung up the phone.

On May 27, Li Guanyu, Luo Kedi, Ye Ziqing, several public relations personnel and several red sticks of the big circle gang stepped on the plane to Yueben, officially starting the two-week 'East Asia Pride and Immortal Journey'.

In the early morning of May 28, Li Guanyu and his entourage arrived at Tokyo Airport. As soon as he came out, Li Guanyu heard the shouts of the mountains and tsunamis, originally he thought he was shouting a certain star, but when he saw various LED signs with his Chinese name written on them, he finally understood that these shouts were for himself.

"Am I so famous?" Li Guanyu turned his head and asked Ye Ziqing.

"Yes, Xiao Yuben regards you as the glory of all East Asia, a combination of Rukawa Kaede, Sakuragi Hanamichi, and Mitsui Shou." Ye Ziqing replied in a low voice.

At this time, a large number of fans flocked to it. Seeing that he was about to be overwhelmed by the crazy crowd, several leading red sticks behind him immediately formed a circle. Immediately, the crowd was separated, and Li Guanyu and the others who were surrounded in the circle immediately walked calmly.

walked to the parking lot in the crowd without hurrying, sat on the stretched ram Dodge who came to answer, and drove away quickly in the ghost crying wolf howl of the crowd.

Came to the hotel where he stayed and after dividing the room, Li Guanyu just wanted to sleep after taking a bath, Luo Ke came over sneakily, leaned into Li Guanyu's ear, and whispered: "Uncle, I want to spoil a few ^ Benniu." ”

"Huh?" Li Guanyu was confused by Luo Kedi's words, didn't he always mean nothing to girls? "Why?" he asked. ”

"I love their real and tactful voices!" Luo Kedi smiled shyly and said, "I like the Tokyo Hot series. ”

"Oh!" Li Guanyu suddenly realized. After a pause, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is this a problem for you?" With your looks, if you want to say ^ this girl, a finger hook, just a few dozen. ”

"Hehe, isn't this inexperienced? Uncle Shi, teach some. Roquedi was shy again.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he was even more embarrassed - looking for his uncle to learn from experience? Uncle Shi has a P experience.,It's been pushed backwards.,And it's almost always a home run as soon as it comes up.,Where did the experience come from.。

But for the sake of Uncle Shi's face, Li Guanyu still said with an 'experienced' expression: "Say ^ Benniu, just push it down, don't be polite, just resist." ”

"Just push it down?" Luo Kedi's expression was entangled, and he made a difficulty, and said, "Uncle Shi, isn't this a crime?" ”

"As long as you have good skills, it's too late for people to thank you, where will they sue you?"

"Oh! Then I get it. Roquedi nodded, he was quite confident in his own skills.

………………&&&……………… The arrival of Li Guanyu immediately triggered the fish watching fever of Yuben. All major TV stations are basically reporting and broadcasting about the deeds of 'Fish Watcher'.

"My biggest wish is to get a pair of signature sneakers from Guanyujun, and I will definitely treasure them for the rest of my life." The heroine of the Meteor Garden, Mao Inoue, said excitedly in front of the TV, when she said this, her cheeks were crimson, and she was a little girl chasing stars.

"My Valentine's Day wish this year is to have dinner with the fish-watcher. Now that he's in Tokyo, he's really nervous. I can guarantee that there is no female star in the entertainment industry who likes basketball more than me, and who likes super-lee more!" Erika Toda, who just won the 59th Drama Academy Award for Assistant Actress with "Meteor Trip", expressed her appreciation and admiration for Li Guanyu in front of the media with a girlish and shy expression.

"I have more than 50 pairs of Proud Immortal signed shoes and more than 100 Fish Watchman jerseys. I like his stinky fart, arrogance, and arrogance on the field. There is no doubt that he is the girl of my dreams. The new generation of the national girl Horikita Maki expressed her love for Li Guanyu.

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Yes, almost all the post-85s female stars are fascinated by Guanyujun. Countless falling flowers are intentional, and whether Li Guanyu's flowing water is affectionate or not depends on whether Ye Ziqing gives him a chance.

I don't know if it's a beautiful thing or what, at this time, there is a problem with the domestic pride immortal supply chain. After learning the reason, Ye Ziqing hurriedly rushed to China.

Before going to China, Ye Ziqing said to Li Guanyu with a serious expression: "Li Guanyu, there are many ignorant girls who are obsessed with your appearance. Don't be complacent, and don't be willing to fall. The most important thing is not to have an affair with this woman. Although I can accept your three wives and four concubines, I can't accept the existence of this woman among your three wives and four concubines! ”

"I try not to have an affair with this woman." Li Guanyu made a solemn but not serious promise, because he didn't know if this woman would be as wild as the American imperialist woman, and liked to play the trick of forcibly pushing back. The most important thing is that the tertiary industry here seems to be the largest in the world, and God knows if there are any high-tech mysteries^ annihilation equipment.

(To be continued)