Chapter 223: The world is completely insane
And after being kissed inexplicably by Julie Jolie, Li Guanyu just wanted to escape, and the voice of the surname felt ** bone erosion chased after him again - "I'll wait for you tonight!" β
"Forehead ......"
With a snort, Li Guanyu's face turned completely red, and he didn't even have the ability to say a complete sentence. There's no way, who told him that the person who said this sentence was a goddess in his bones. Just imagine, if a goddess with a sense of surname gives you a hint of your surname, what will you do? Do you still have the strength to speak? I think all my strength is used to swallow saliva, right?
"I'll go first!"
Li Guanyu still went through the wind and rain in the end, and after muttering his surname, he walked back to the bench quickly. At this time, the entire bench was crazy, and almost every Warriors player was looking at this Li Guanyu with malicious eyes - hey, man, the goddess has been gotten to it, the surname is Fu to kill you!
"I really don't understand, why do you have time to pick up girls when you train almost every day? And you can soak so many girls at the same time? This is simply beyond the limits of human imagination. Old Nelson patted Li Guanyu on the shoulder and asked very seriously, well... More serious than discussing tactics.
"Uh...... Maybe ......" Li Guanyu was entangled, and after thirty or forty seconds, he finally held back a sentence: "Maybe it's talent!" β
Talent?
Old Nelson repeated a sentence softly, then nodded approvingly, and said: "Success requires ninety-nine percent sweat and one percent talent, but that one percent talent is definitely a thousand times more important than ninety-nine percent sweat." β
Li Guanyu was not interested in paying attention to the conclusions reached by old Nelson, he just wanted to forget about the exhalation of Angelina Jolie in his ear now. After all, now is a competition, the arena is a battlefield, where can there be some personal feelings of children?
While Li Guanyu closed his eyes and frowned and tried to forget, the TNT trio entered into a heated discussion.
The defending champion was beaten fifteen-two, and the creator Super-Lee received a kiss from Julina Jolie, the goddess of last name, when he left the court. Well, in between, I'd rather focus on an affectionate kiss from Angelina Jolie, even if it's a basketball game right now. I don't think my supervisor would have any criticism of me for this, because gossip was originally one of several sources of human progress. Well, I mean, maybe Angelina Jolie just wanted to praise Lee for her performance, and the age gap between them is really a bit too big. If Angelina is a mature woman, then Lee is a Shota at best. Forehead... I have to admit that this is a self-defeating judgment because I'm an out-and-out Angelina fan. Even though I'm married, it's her picture that hangs in my room all the time instead of my wife's. TNT's commentator, Kenny Smith, lamented that he was very reluctant to face the fact that his idol kissed a little boy.
After all, Angelina Jolie was the author of a lot of unnecessary energy venting during his teenage years. Yes, he has more than once faced Angelina Jolie's photos desperately doing hand movements, sometimes with his left hand, sometimes with his right hand. All in all, in a word, Kenny Smith loved Ann Julie and loved her whole once.
"Kenny, though I can understand your feelings. But I have to say that none of the female stars who kissed Lee on the sidelines of the ring escaped from the palm of his hand, and eventually became a name on the list of fish girls. Okay, Angelina Jolie is also my idol, but it can't be helped, Lee is pretty much my faith now. For the sake of faith, I am willing to accept the fact that the idol has fallen. When I get home today, I'm going to destroy all of Angelina Jolie's photo poster photo albums. It was hard, but I had to face it bravely. "Veteran Fish Honey Reggie Miller was sad, it was the last thing he wanted to see, but what could he do? He didn't have the strength to stop the spring water from going east, he could only look up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and let the sadness turn into rain and flow backwards.
"Woo...... I suddenly had a feeling of broken dreams. Although I was heartbroken the moment Megan Fox hooked up with Lee, I was actually sad to see Scarlett Johansson appear in the same newspaper as Lee. I can't accept that the women in my mind are being ruined by Lee one by one. I can accept that Lee will have all possible relationships with post-90s or even post-85 stars, but I can't accept the fact that the female stars who surrender to him are getting bigger and more sophisticated. You know, I rarely own idols. Charles Barkley was also very frustrated: "I have very high requirements for my fantasy object, and the average female star can't even give me an erection, even if it's a nude photo in front of me." β
The TNT trio is sad, and so are the old men across the globe. This grief is equivalent to a girlfriend getting married, but the groom is not himself, and the groom is also the kind of African tribal chief who has three wives and four concubines.
Drip!
Time did not matter whether the old men could accept it or not, the whistle for the end of the timeout sounded as scheduled.
The players from both sides returned to the court, with the Warriors replacing Rajabel with Montaellis, as Li Guanyu thought Kobe Bryant would definitely not play. But things finally deviated from Li Guanyu's expectations, and Kobe Bryant played.
Originally, Li Guanyu was not wrong, and when Kobe Bryant stepped off the bench, Phil Jackson said something about rest to him. But then things made Phil Jackson change his mind, because Phil Jackson was also an out-and-out Angelina Jolymi.
He also couldn't accept the fact that his idol fell into the clutches of Li Guanyu, so he decided to make Li Guanyu uncomfortable, and the Lakers can now make Li Guanyu uncomfortable on the defensive end is Kobe Bryant. So, he didn't hesitate to wave his hand and let Kobe Bryant play.
Rajabel isn't there, what if Kobe Bryant finds his touch?
When Li Guanyu saw Kobe Bryant's trace on the court, a huge question mark immediately appeared in his mind. Montaairis' defense was not flattering.
"Lee, I'm going to use my speed to give Kobe a little ugly." Just when Li Guanyu was wondering whether to call a timeout, Monta Ellis whispered in Li Guanyu's ear and said such a sentence.
When Li Guanyu heard this, he thought about it, and it was indeed true, at least Montaelis could better tear apart the Lakers' defense on the offensive end. And even if he is defended to death by Kobe Bryant, he can smoothly dribble the ball into the penalty area to give the opponent a strong aggression.
Thinking about it like this, Li Guanyu also dispelled the idea of calling a pause.
However, what Li overlooked was that the Lakers' point guard at this time was Shannon Brown and not the chairman of the union fish, who was extremely physically aging.
When Shannon Brown took the serve, Li Guanyu hurriedly posted it...... Burst!
The gap between strength and explosiveness made Li Guanyu's pressing futile, after all, he was facing a perverted physique man with a flat head. Although this guy has a low basketball IQ and rough offensive skills, his physical fitness is not covered, which is also the fundamental reason why he can stand in the NBA without being eliminated.
After seeing the person clearly, Li Guanyu finally gave up the pressing. He is not the kind of person who goes all the way to the black, since the opponent has changed, then the defensive strategy will naturally change. You can't win anything if you don't do it all, unless you have absolute strength.
After Shannon Brown dribbled the ball to the front court, Li Guanyu was not in a hurry and put two steps to defend. The bet is on his shooting, but Shannon Brown just doesn't shoot, even if you let him go wider, he doesn't have the slightest offense. After aiming outside the three-point line for a while, he passed the ball to Pau Gasol, who was in a key position, and then quickly ran to the bottom corner of the three-point line, forming a small triangle with Gasol and Lamar Odom, who was about 45 degrees away from the left wing outside the three-point line.
Dividing the offensive area into an infinite number of active triangles is the triangle tactic.
Pau Gasol took the ball, and after carefully exploring the few good passing opportunities, he directly arched his back twice, and then turned around and shot...... Swish!
Although Anthony Randolph jumped high and had long arms, he still couldn't find a way to stop the basketball from going into the basket.
Pau Gasol's goal seemed to announce that the Lakers' offensive focus had shifted from Kobe Bryant to the interior.
Li Guanyu didn't care whether the Lakers' offensive focus changed or not, he rushed directly into the restricted area, took the serve from Biedrins, and quickly galloped to the frontcourt. Li Guanyu wanted to make a sneak attack, but Kobe Bryant was prepared. In fact, the moment Gasol scored, he was already running back.
So, when Li Guanyu dribbled the ball to the frontcourt, Kobe Bryant was already waiting at the top of the arc outside the three-point line. Kobe Bryant's defense is very timely, but it doesn't mean that the rest of the Lakers players are very timely on defense.
When Li Guanyu rushed to Kobe Bryant a step or so in front of him, he suddenly slammed the basketball to the left side. Suddenly, the basketball swept towards the left side of the free throw line with the sound of whistling wind, and at the same time, a black figure galloped towards the basketball like lightning...... Yes, that's right, Montaellis.
When Monta Ellis received the basketball, it was already into the paint zone. After a stride, he jumped high and quickly lifted the basketball up, ready for a natural layup.
But... Whew, another sharp whistling sound galloped past from the right.
Syllable!
The basketball was mercilessly shot out of bounds at the highest point, and at this time, the audience was amazed.
Li Guanyu raised his head and looked at the replay on the big screen. While Montaelis was jumping in the box, Shannon Brown was still at the free-throw line. When Monta Ellis jumped and fingered the basketball out at the highest point, Shannon Brown had just jumped......
But, after the electric flash, the guy had already racked the elevated basketball over the court.
In this regard, I have to sigh - the real TM beast is simply LeBron James among point guards, this kind of explosive power and this kind of bounce power is simply a beast can have. Fortunately, his IQ is not much different from that of a brute, otherwise the alliance would not be another monster.
"Good job! You are the new pride of the Lakers 1!! "Kobe Bryant ran over to Shannon Brown and gave him a big chest hit as soon as Shannon Brown hit him like a jet.
While Kobe Bryant excitedly encouraged his younger brother, Li Guanyu quietly stretched out his hand and patted Monta Ellis's buttocks, saying, "Wait for the buckle back." β
"Hmm!" Montaelis nodded, and his morale was not damaged in the slightest, but on the contrary, it was even higher. Sometimes, boosting morale isn't just a loud way to beat your chest.
As for how to be a leader, Li Guanyu obviously has more experience than Kobe Bryant. At the very least, twenty-year-old Li Guanyu is countless times stronger than twenty-year-old Kobe Bryant. At that time, he was still a small soy sauce defender next to O'Neal.
Drip!
The referee blew the whistle again, and Li Guanyu hurriedly rushed to the outside line, and through Biedrins's blocking, he smoothly received the serve from Radmanovic under the close defense of Kobe Bryant.
After receiving the serve, Li Guanyu beckoned to Bidrins' for the first time - I want to block and dismantle.
Li Guanyu is not a defender who likes to use pick-and-rolls to shake off defenses, this is because he is very confident in his ball-handling skills. But now he had to call a pick-and-roll, because he was going to help Montaelis out of breath. Although he can break into the penalty area without blocking, there is not much time for him to attack, so it is better to save time and effort with a block.
Biedrins saw Li Guanyu beckoning, and immediately stepped forward, although he didn't understand why Li Guanyu, who never called for a block, suddenly asked for a block, but he still honestly chose to execute.
The moment Biedrins stepped forward to block Kobe Bryant, Li Guanyu suddenly activated, like a goshawk fighting rabbits, swift, sharp and sharp...... Wow!
Kobe Bryant only heard this in his ears, and Li Guanyu was lost in his eyes. By the time he quickly turned around Biedrins' pick-and-roll, Li Guanyu had already rushed to the three-point line.
When Li Guanyu rushed to the three-point line, his speed did not slow down. It's more rapid, a domineering momentum that even though everyone is still going. At the same time, Montaelis in the bottom corner also cut into the box at an alarming speed.
Faced with the Warriors' two-way attack, Pau Gasol was confused. He didn't know which one was the offensive finisher, he had seen a lot of videos about Li Guanyu, and he knew very clearly that he could pass the ball to anyone he wanted to finish the attack.
leeοΌ Monta Ellis? Anthony Randolph?
Three names kept swirling around Pau Gasol's head, and as he struggled to pinpoint the key points of defense, Li Guanyu got closer and closer to the basket......
At this time, Li Guanyu suddenly roared - blocking people. In an instant, Anthony Randolph, who was originally behind Pau Gasol, suddenly turned around.
And as soon as Li Guanyu yelled, Pau Gasol immediately shifted the center of gravity of the defense - it must have been done by Lee himself, I can't let him succeed, I can't let him dunk again and again.
Yes, Pau Gasol thought that Li Guanyu was asking Anthony Randolph to help him block people. But the truth is that Li Guanyu is asking Anthony Randolph to help Monta Ellis block Shannon Brown, the pursuer behind him.
So, Pau Gasol cupped. When he stood still and wanted to make Li Guanyu an offensive foul, the basketball in Li Guanyu's hand had already passed over his head...... Rumble!
The right pass is tucked into the basket just right.
Although Monta Ellis's dunk is not very skillful, and there is no sense of power, let alone any height. But it sparked the first chorus of shouts in the arena β yes, every Golden State fan thought the dunk was the best tribute to the previous block.
If you can cover my layup, then I'll wreak havoc on your basket with a dunk, and by the way, slap your-breakable face -- make you arrogant!
"Jump! Aren't you very good at jumping? β
After landing, Montaelis did not hesitate to snarl at Shannon Brown, he loved the feeling of raising his eyebrows.
"............" Shannon Brown was silent, although he was physically strong, but his temper was not at all vigorous - he was a little monster who was silently beaten.
After yelling at Shannon Brown, a silently beaten little monster, Monta Ellis still felt a little uncomfortable, so he directed his saliva at Kobe Bryant.
"Aren't you known as the number one in the league? Why is the shot always hitting the iron and the defense always being overdone? Even his subordinates are brainless jumping men......"
Monta Ellis was obviously excited, and even Li Guanyu, a teammate, felt a little too much when he heard it, not to mention Kobe Bryant.
"I'll let you know what it means to be the first person in the league!"
Kobe Bryant's sentence is very clear, basically one word at a time. He was angry, but he was sober. He won't be like Monta Ellis who gets carried away by a dunk, and he won't lose his ability to think because of Monta Ellis's arrogant trash talk. He would only use his actions to whip Montaellis's arrogance and let him know that he had offended someone who did not deserve to be offended.
"Give me the ball!"
When Li Guanyu was secretly worried, Kobe Bryant reached out to Lamar Odom to pass the basketball. This offense, he didn't want the basketball to be touched by anyone, not even his teammates, before it pierced the net.
"Let's change our guards!" Li Guanyu knew that the problem was serious, and hurriedly proposed to Monta Ellis to change the guard.
How do you know that Montaelis doesn't take it seriously at all, waved his hand, and said quite easily: "It's okay, he doesn't have the slightest feeling now, so there is no need to worry about it at all." β
"Okay!" Li Guanyu shook his head helplessly, muttered softly, wished so, and ran back to the backcourt quickly.
When Kobe Bryant dribbled the ball a step beyond the three-point line, Li Guanyu wanted to step forward to help defend, but Monta Ellis always waved. What he meant was to humiliate Kobe Bryant on both ends of the floor.
In this regard, Li Guanyu could only sigh that Monta was very stupid and naΓ―ve, and then prayed in his heart that this child would not be completely discouraged by Kobe Bryant's blow.
Bang Bang Bang!
Basketball keeps going back and forth under Kobe Bryant's crotch, although the trajectory of basketball movement is not as unpredictable as Li Guanyu, but it is so decent, Monta Ellis can't see any flaws. If Li Guanyu's dribbling is like an antelope hanging on its horns without a trace, then Kobe Bryant's dribbling is undoubtedly worthy of the words 'heavy sword without a blade and no skill'.
After about four or five crossovers, Kobe Bryant suddenly shook his shoulder, and then the whole person quickly cut to the left. This is where Montaellis's defensive flaw lies, and although Montaelis tried his best to block, the passivity and lack of strength in the defensive position finally made all remedies useless.
In the end, he could only watch Li Guanyu take a step forward in front of him, and then jump shot...... Swish!
Basketball hits the net in Kobe Bryant's natural rhythm.
"Who says I don't have a feel?" Kobe Bryant turned his head and whispered a greeting to Montaellis, his words full of disdain.
"Humph!" Montaellis was dismissive,
This scene made Li Guanyu relieved and desperate, relieved that Monta Ellis did not lose confidence, and desperate that Kobe Bryant found his hand - when the killing god found his touch, who else could stop it?
Li Guanyu's worries were not unnecessary, and the next match proved that Li Guanyu's worries were justified.
Whew!
In just two minutes, Monta Ellis was hit by three goals by Kobe Bryant, and Li Guanyu had to call a timeout. At this time, the score difference narrowed to 17:10, and if Kobe Bryant continued to be so crazy, it was very likely that he would be tied or even overtaken in less than two minutes.
When Li Guanyu called a timeout and came to the sidelines, he saw the fingers aimed at him again.
Only this time, the object is not Angelina Jolie, but Megan Fox.
Seeing this, Li Guanyu thought to herself that although Megan Fox and I already have a husband and wife, she doesn't seem to like me so much, so there shouldn't be any big problems.
So, he bent down boldly and leaned his head over...... Kiss!
An unexpected scene happened to Li Guanyu, and at the same time, the audience screamed, and even a few men fainted, they couldn't accept this fact. It was even more unacceptable that Megan Fox actually looked at and smiled at Angelina Jolie after kissing Li Guanyu.
Could it be that tonight is destined to be the end of one king and two queens? And it's two goddess-like queens!
"Tonight, I'll wait for you!"
When Megan Fox's words took root in Li Guanyu's ears, Li Guanyu had only one thought in his head at this time, and that was-
Well, the world is completely insane.
(To be continued)