1. My sister likes to haunt late at night

Surfing the Internet late at night is a compulsory skill for a dead homebody.

"Ah, I'm really sorry that I'm a dead house that watched Lifan in the middle of the night."

But Ye Feng still clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and shouted Amitabha.

But it doesn't seem to be sincere.

Finally rummaging on the other side of the wall for a long time, he clicked on the connection with excitement, only to see a girl trembling and starting to sell cuteness on the screen, waving her hands as if she wanted to let herself look over. But how do you feel different from the one on the cover I just saw? If you sell the pictures and texts in the fan, we'll give a bad review.。

But no matter how you look at it, it's like.

"Sister, it's actually an advertising pop-up." Ye Feng almost didn't smash the keyboard, "It actually made me wonder for so long." ”

While complaining about why there is such a thing as a pop-up window after going over the wall, Ye Feng ignored the maid's cuteness, and silently chose the upper right corner, but ......

Strange, what about the red cross?

Task Manager, no process, alt+f4, no response.

What kind of overlord pop-up window is this, it should already be considered a virus, right?

Don't, I don't want to reinstall it and cause the neon culture folder to disappear.

At this moment, the maid inside, who had been selling cuteness since just now, suddenly spoke, and at the same time, rows of things similar to multiple-choice questions appeared on the screen.

"Lucky boy, I have come to give ...... by order of the master Poof. ”

This kind of computer virus is really terrifying, Ye Feng, who unplugged the power, was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, but before he could swallow this breath, he almost vomited it out with his white soul.

"Really, I hate it, boy, don't turn it off."

On the dark computer screen, the maid who was supposed to disappear with the power cut off actually appeared on it, holding a piece of paper full of multiple choice questions in her hand.

This must be some kind of new virus, just like what kind of incense, this should be called sister shaking paper!

"You, you, you, what are you?" Finally swallowed the white soul inside, Ye Feng said in horror, "Why does the computer still appear when it is turned off?" ”

Although this sister looks harmless to humans and animals, but these years, there are more harmless big demon kings.

"Huh? Boy, your voice is too small for me to hear, right? Please bring headphones. ”

If you can understand your own words, what kind of artificial intelligence is this? But let's not mention whether I have such a thing, and the current era has not yet developed to this kind of artificial intelligence that can move even if it is unplugged.

With apprehension, Ye Feng tentatively said into the headphones, "What are you?" ”

"I'm not a thing!" Mei Shake said proudly to Ye Feng: "I am the maid Meng Meng under the master seat!" ”

…… What kind of secondary two artificial intelligence is this?

"Ah, sorry, sorry, it's far away." Meng Meng said with a wave of her hand, and rows of multiple-choice questions appeared on the computer screen, "Please spend a little effort to fill in these questions, please be sure to fill in carefully, scribbling will only make you regret it for a lifetime, after filling it out, you can sleep with peace of mind." ”

Topic? Ye Feng's eyes glanced at the computer screen, something similar to a test paper.

Nianghua project questionnaire, what is this?

Question 1, what do you think of the pseudo-mother?

How about the pseudo-mother? But in my own sense, as long as it's cute, it's okay to be a boy.

The second question is, what do you think of helping her?

Forget this, my heart can't fill the wild form that helped her.

Do you like opening a Shura field?

You are!

What happens if you are pushed backwards?

Fighting back? Otherwise, what else can be done.

What if the revolt is fruitless?

That's when it's just a matter of smiling.

Lori, Royal Sister, Queen of Shake S...... What type do you prefer?

As long as it can be eye-catching, I have a wide range of interests and a very low threshold.

Do you prefer games with missions or games with a high degree of freedom?

Of course, it's better to have a task, right? Otherwise, I might as well travel the world.

Would you rather fight a dragon alone or compete with other players?

Of course there must be some competitors, right? Anyway, that girl over there is shaking, please don't look at yourself with-like eyes.

But what are these and what are they?

"Damn, it's endless, why so many?"

"Alright, alright, this is the last question." Meng Meng pointed to the bottom of the scroll, "Please boy, you can make some small requests to our master, and the master will try his best to meet them?" ”

Requirements? I just beg you now not to scare me with this kind of computer pop-up window suddenly in the future, okay, is there anything to be done in front of the anus?

β€œok!” My sister shook Mengmeng and put away the roll, "I have received all your answers and requests, young man, I wish you a bright future, good night?" ”

"Oh, late ......"

Huh? Where is this?

As soon as Ye Feng spoke, he was woken up by his own voice, the computer was closed, the sky was bright outside the window, and he was sleeping on the bed.

"Ah, it's a dream."

Let's just say.,That kind of bizarre maid and bizarre events and that bizarre questionnaire must be things in my dreams.,My brain hole must have become bigger because I watched too much last night.。

―――――――――――――― the brain hole gets bigger, you have to cut it――――――――――――――――――

"Master, the last questionnaire has been filled out as well. Master, are you listening? ”

In a beautiful meadow, a child who looks like he is only five or six years old is trying to nibble on a watermelon.

"Oh, I'm listening, let me see." It has a slightly neutral voice, but it's no wonder that it's still a little hard for five or six-year-olds to tell the difference between a man and a woman.

"I like a pseudo-mother, and I'm afraid of helping her. Hawkers, it's a bit heavy to help her. ”

"I'll smile if I'm pushed backwards, hahahaha, this is the first time I've seen such a funny answer." The child laughed as he spoke, and a girl behind him who was dressed like Meng Meng hurriedly took a towel to wipe it up.

"What an interesting teenager, and his request is not to scare him with a computer program?" The child patted the dust on his buttocks and stood up, "Well, I'm in a good mood, so I'll meet his request." ”

"Master, you're going to ...... in person," Meng Meng said, "This assistance is just our mission." ”

"Well, I don't want to be a lone observer yet. I just happened to experience my own project. The child said and jumped forward, and his body instantly disappeared into the eyes of the sisters.

(I don't know too well what category this article is.,I tried to vote in the urban youth campus before.,But it was rejected.,If the game class doesn't work.,Please edit to explain which category this article belongs to)

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