If...... If someone asks you what kind of dreams you had when you were a child.

Forced to be ashamed, you will definitely say "forgot", or just break down an ideal that sounds ambitious, inspiring, and full of philosophy of life.

After all, most people have all kinds of ideas when they are young, and they have all kinds of ideas that are more secondary than secondary two, in fact...... Children's dreams are very simple, nothing more than to get what they want, such as explosive combat power, become a hero who can be happy and revenge, and use power to fight evil and save the world from dire straits...... They all thought it was cool.

is a little precocious, that is, you can marry the young tame you like, do the fake drama of the family's wine, and live a happy and shameless life...... This is the case with children in the spring period.

Then when they grow up, the slap in the face of reality makes these children wake up to the fact that their childhood dreams are just the most unrealistic imaginary things, they cannot become heroes who fly around to punish and eliminate evil, and the young tame who wants to marry may fall into the arms of others, and they may also fall in love with other women.

After getting married, the man who carries the whole family has long been completely cut off from the fading dreams of childhood, maybe people who don't want to give up will write a book, and then pour all the childhood dreams into the protagonist of the text, and then the innocent and immature dream chasing stories have all become refreshing texts that people can't complain about......

Jack, a teenager from a small village on the outskirts of the city, a child everywhere, is still at the age of dreaming, and naturally has such dreams.

He also wants to save the world like the protagonist of the cool story, he also wants to hug left and right, and he also wants to be homesick...... Although most of the time, he plays a complaining role similar to a certain eye house next to the protagonist.

And today, his coffee table full of cups has been placed in a large cup, big enough to eclipse all the previous cups. As a result, he had to completely go against these dreams, and gallop on another path that seriously deviated from his life plan, and never returned. This is because ......

He's going to be a mom.

Oh, by the way, that's literal. It's not that Jack has become someone who calls Kamijo a mother, it's that he really "becomes a mother".

"The midwife is here!!"

With a loud noise, the door of the fifth car was suddenly kicked open. Two figures, one large and one small, quickly broke into it and stared at the pregnant woman's family...... That is, the queen of passengers asked: "Who is going to give birth!" ”

The empress was stunned for a moment, and moved her huge hideous body, revealing a boy curled up in the corner of the wall, with a big belly and screaming in pain. The big bulge of the belly was a shocking contrast to Jack's small body - it was almost the same as the situation of Nezha's old mother, Mrs. Yin, who was pregnant for three years and six months in the oriental legend.

"Damn. How long has it been? Why do you even have the stuffing? And it's still a state of coming out?! ”

Seeing Jack's miserable appearance, Green was immediately confused. Originally, he planned to break into the twelfth carriage alone, but he heard the conductor say that Jack was going to have a baby, and he didn't believe it at first, but now he can only sigh that there are really strange things in the world.

"What are you still pestle!! Let's go get hot water!! ”

With a wave of his hand on the back of Green's head, the conductor stretched his hand to the corner of his clothes and pulled it, and the clothes on his body were changed into white shirts and skirts, and a white coat representing his status was draped on his body, and he stepped on high heels. also put on a suspender white silk to cover his leg hair, and the dead fish eyes with thick eyeshadow rarely showed a serious look: "Fortunately, I used to be idle and bored as a gynecologist, and now I start to give birth." Let's talk about it first, the medical expenses are 100 million! ”

Slowly. What are you talking about in the costume of a pseudo-nurse who blew up a hospital? No matter how you look at it, it's unreliable!

However, the conductor said this to the empress, and the hideous empress seemed to be very generous, and nodded very happily after hearing 100 million.

"Deliveries are deliveries. Why did you change your dress up like this? Green, who had already set up the pot in the carriage, turned his head and asked in surprise.

"Of course, it's for the atmosphere, how can there be a reason that a midwife is a man?"

Sharpen the sorghum stalk in your hand. The conductor replied without looking back, that the skin of the sorghum stalk was sharp and could be used to cut the umbilical cord. There are no disinfection measures on the train, so you can't use scissors or anything like that. This is quite an old way of delivering babies.

"......" Green was stunned for a moment: "It makes sense!" Then he took off his clothes and took out the nurse's clothes stolen from the No. 7 carriage to change.

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

Jack could only scream but not speak, after all, the labor pains of waiting for labor are not so easy to bear. Jack, who was still a child, was honored to experience his mother's feelings at this time - no, no, no, because there was no birth canal and uterus, because it was a sharp pain that the internal organs were erupting from the chrysanthemum. This made him stare at the COS doctor and nurse's big and small dead fish-eyed women's clothes in horror, moaning weakly.

(In view of the fact that some readers do not understand, here is an explanation, Her Majesty the Empress of the fifth carriage, everyone should be familiar with it, its name is [Alien], this is a very interesting alien species, the eggs they lay are called [Alien Eggs], and the creatures born from the eggs are called "Facehugging Worms", and the existence of [Facehugging Worms] is currently to find a host, hold his face, and then pry open its mouth, and inject the alien embryo into the body from the throat...... ）

(I'm sure everyone understands, right?) The empress's request is to let her child hug her face, no matter who it is, whether it is a man or a woman. It just wants to keep a little incense on its race at the end of its journey to the Terminal, and that's it)

It's just that the way the child is born is a little curious, and if you don't take measures as soon as possible, the fast-growing baby will burst open your belly and get out on its own.

As the saying goes: a pregnant woman bears the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostrils to give birth to a child, and this alone shows the extreme difficulty of this, not to mention that Jack's [nostrils] are smaller than others.

"It's a little difficult to do, I suddenly remembered, how can a woman's childbirth method be used on a man!?" Jack had already been pressed to the table and tied his hands and feet with a belt, and the conductor reacted suddenly, and then he didn't know where to take out a bright kitchen knife, and his face with heavy makeup became extremely sinister: "Should I really have a caesarean section?" ”

"......" concealed his mother's hopeful marriage proposal, was forced to participate in the witch's game, was pitted by his friends into a monster's placenta, and did what other men can't do in their lives without the slightest sense of accomplishment, and when he was about to die, he came to help but was a perverted bastard in women's clothing who didn't know anything and looked absolutely unreliable, at this moment, Jack's mood can only be interpreted in three words - the day dog.

But then, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he also changed into a nurse's uniform, the muddy ball that made himself a monster spare tire, and made up for it without paying for his life: "Don't be so troublesome, I just have a bottle of medicine here that will turn into a cute girl when you drink it, borrowed from a witch, absolutely childish." ”

If Gegeling is the kind of benevolent doctor who hangs the pot to help the world, he spends his whole life studying how to save people's lives correctly and gently. Gargamel, then, is a strange doctor who loves to develop all kinds of weird effects and is obsessed with the tricks of healers.

The pursuits of these two mothers-in-law and grandsons are different, and the natural painting style of the medicine developed is also different.

For example, the small bottle that Green was holding at this time, with a label with the words "Medicine that can become a cute girl by drinking it", was what he turned out of Gargamel's garbage heap.

After opening it, a wonderful smell suddenly diffused......

"Damn, isn't this really the legendary canned herring? Stinky flying! The conductor hurriedly transported the turtle breath and suppressed the shock.

"Stop me, Green! Even if I die of pain, I don't want to be a girl! Jack's whole face was distorted.

"Good, thief, after drinking it, you will become a girl with a little JJ, which will definitely help you with your fertility."

"it!" (To be continued.) )