Chapter 302 [Before the big battle with the calf, spoofs are everywhere!] 】

The Bobcats played another game at home, against the underdogs Pacers, and won easily. The overall record reached 14 wins and 2 losses. It still ranks first in the East.

The Lakers' 15th winning streak came to an end against the Dallas Mavericks.

The Mavericks have always been a powerhouse in the West. They have had a poor start to the season, but as long as they have Nowitzki in their squad, they could beat any team. In the victory over the Lakers, Nowitzki had a double-double of 27 points and 16 rebounds, Josh Howard scored 21 points, and Kidd had a triple-double of 12 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists, leading the team to a 118-94 home victory over the Lakers, with a 10-6 record.

The opponent of the Lynx 29 is none other than the Maverick.

Mavericks centers: Eric Dampier, De Sangana Diop.

Power forwards: Dirk Nowitzki, Sean Williams.

Small forwards: James Singleton, Josh Howard, Antoine Wright, Sean Foster.

Shooting guards: Jerry Starkerhouse, Devin George, Gerard Green.

Point guards: Jason Kidd, Jose Barria, Jason Terry.

From the perspective of the lineup, the strength of the Mavericks is not weaker than when they reached the Finals in 2006, but after the introduction of Kidd, the team has always had problems running-in. Brandon Buss, who was supposed to sign with the Mavericks, was still in the fact that you joined the Timberwolves last season, which caused the Mavericks to have a weak interior defense. Their only advantage against the Bobcats is at home.

The Bobcats arrived in Dallas in a very relaxed mood. Hayes was so impressed by the salmon (also known as salmon) and spicy shrimp at Starcanyon, a restaurant in Dallas, that he called Weaver and Azubuuk to eat with him at noon. These two are the younger brothers who came to the Bobcats with him from Houston, and their playing time has been shortened to varying degrees, so they are not in a very good mood. Hayes thinks he wants to be a big brother, and treats the two of them to a big dinner whenever he has the chance.

It's a restaurant with a relaxing atmosphere, but it's not easy to come and eat here. Reservations must be made at least one week in advance. Otherwise, no matter how much you tip the waiter at the door, you won't get a seat. In addition to being a player, singer, and actor, Hayes is now a foodie. He has visited the better restaurants in the cities where the 30 NBA teams are located, eaten all kinds of famous dishes, and enjoyed all kinds of food.

After ordering, the three of them chatted.

"Corunna, why are you sad today? Even if you're on the pitch, you'll at least be able to play, and I'm often in the fourth quarter right now. Weaver said.

"It's not that I'm depressed and can't play, I drank too much last time we had dinner together, saying that my wife has breast augmentation, I'm done, and you will laugh at this matter for the rest of my life......" Azubuuk sighed. He didn't remember what he had said, but Billups brought it up in the locker room, and it suddenly became a problem for him.

"What's so funny about that? No one laughs at you, laughing that day because you don't remember what you said. Isn't breast augmentation normal? Kubandu breast augmentation ......," Hayes laughed. Poor Maverick boss Cuban, breast augmentation did not make him look more handsome, but gave everyone a topic to complain about.

"Chuck, what the hell do you think I'm wrong with? Why can't you always go from role players to the next level? Weaver asked.

Last season, the Bobcats' Hawks offense was to use Weaver as a pick-up, but he was always a role player and couldn't make a start. When he first entered the league, Weaver was arrogant and felt that it was not impossible for him to achieve Kobe's kind of physical fitness. After a few seasons, he didn't have much confidence.

Hayes thought for a moment and said, "I think you're poor in your awareness, your physical fitness is very good, and your shooting is more accurate than before, but you hit too quickly, and you can't stop when you run, so you can only attack the basket." You can see how Mark [Gasol] plays, he's slow, but he's very responsive and has a good rhythm. is also a big man from Europe, Andrea (Bagnani) is a little worse than him. If it weren't for Mark's slow pace and strong physique, maybe Andrea and Carl (Landry) wouldn't have had a place. ”

"What happens if I step up my passing? What should I practice? Weaver asked.

"Let's practice defense. You played 18 minutes last season and had 1.8 rebounds, so it's too little to say when you have bounce and power. Don't always think about the first time to play the fast attack, if the fast break is on the basis of sacrificing defense, it is meaningless. It's still the most important thing to follow. You're playing with Andrea and Brooke a lot, and they're not as good at rebounding as me and Marcus [Camby], and everyone else has to fight for rebounds. Hayes said. This season, the Bobcats don't play much anymore. D'Antoni also spotted the shortcomings of the run-and-gun tactics, and unless the opponent's interior players were very slow, the Bobcats were mainly playing positional battles.

Weaver's shortcomingsVan Gundy and D'Antoni have said it many times, but he can't change it. Every player has his own style, just like Arenas, the coach must have reminded him to pass more, but he still has to shoot on his own, and changing his style will not make him stronger, but will not play his characteristics.

Meimei had a full meal, and when Hayes was about to pay the bill, two young white fans, a man and a woman, about 10 years old, surrounded and asked Hayes for autographs.

"You have so many fans in Dallas too? Beating Artest doesn't affect your popularity in the slightest. Azubuk whispered. There is still a little jealousy in the words, because they are also players, these two little fans, but they are only looking for Hayes.

Hayes is also very pleased with his popularity. He took the pen handed by the little girl and asked gently, "Where do you want to sign?" ”

"Sign it on your jersey. I've got your jersey. The boy smiled and pulled out a jersey.

Hayes slammed his head on the table as he saw the red jersey and the conspicuous number 23. 'I'm rubbing! Isn't this the Jam Orangutan jersey? I don't look like an orangutan, and I don't wear a head, so you are mistaken? ’

Hayes was in a daze with the pen, and it was not a sign or a non-sign. It's embarrassing. Tell them I'm Hayes and not James? Feed! You two little ghosts who don't have long eyes have recognized the wrong person, Uncle Ben is much better than James, let's give you an autograph today......

'Whose name should I sign, if it's Hayes's name, the two imps will be disappointed. But if you don't sign it, it's too embarrassing to say that this thing can be in the news. Isn't I as popular as James right now? There is no knight to compete against the calf, what should the child do when he grows up with such a low IQ? Isn't this a waste of the country's food? Why don't I sign James' name and impersonate James? I can't write the bad name of LeBron James. LeBron ...... How did he get the name, and if he wasn't a star, who remembered it...... No, I can't think about it so much now, I have to mess with what is in front of me first......' Hayes had been stunned for half a minute with his pen. 'Say something, say anything, you can't stop talking!' What could be worse than that? Speak, speak quickly. Just say that they recognize the wrong person, and they will naturally understand......

Hayes returned the pen to the little girl and said with a wry smile: "You recognized the wrong person, I'm not LeBron James." It's Chuck Hayes, so I can't sign the shirt. If you want my signature, I can sign it somewhere else. ”

Azubuke and Weaver were already laughing and slipped under the table. Hayes was deflated, a rare sight.

How do you know that Hayes just finished explaining, the little girl cried, covered her face and shouted: "Brother, James is playing a big name, don't give me an autograph!" ”

'I'll go! I should look at the yellow calendar when I go out today. Is James and I really like brothers? Hayes covered his face and took two deep breaths, put on a smiling face, and said to the brother: "Little friend, you can see clearly, I am really not James, it is Hayes." If it's fake! ”

As a result, the little boy also cried with a sad face and shouted, "Dad, James didn't give autographs, he bullied us." ”

Hayes was completely helpless. What made these two kids think of themselves as James, who hadn't evolved from Australopithecus? How on earth can you prove that you are Hayes? Am I only famous in Charlotte, and no one knows me when I go out of town? ’

Amid the laughter of Azubuuk and Weaver and the cries of children, a handsome man with a height of about 190cm walked over.

Hayes' first thought was that this was the father of two. But the more I look at it, the more I feel that it is wrong. As a father, the man was too young. And his appearance is very familiar.

"Aren't you the guy in "Las Vegas Remembered"?" Hayes shouted. He'd seen the comedy with the man and Cameron Diaz in one episode.

"Huh? Do you recognize it? The man laughed, waved his hand back, and the two men walked out of the corner with the camera, all of which were secretly filmed. Looking at the two children again, there are tears on their faces, they are simply pretending to cry with thunder and rain.

"Hello, Chuck Hayes, I'm Ashton Couch, host of Celebrity Evil. It's a pleasure to have you on this episode. Ashton and Hayes shook hands and said.

"Count you ruthless!" Hayes rolled his eyes, he understood what was going on. Weaver and Azubuk laughed.

In the United States, there is a super-rated program called "Celebrity Evil", and stars such as Jackka Alba, Britney, and Avril Lavigne have all been spoofed by this show.

Ashton laughed, "Sorry, it wasn't my idea, the person who was spoofed in the last issue was 'Magic' Johnson." I asked him if there were any other NBA stars who had a sense of humor and wouldn't get angry after being groomed. He said, 'Of course it's that Kung Fu Panda.'" Go to him, he's the best fit for this. So...... You saw it. ”

"It's so embarrassing, I really thought these two kids were thinking of me as James." Hayes shook his head and said, "But it's fun, and it's good to be able to relax like this before the game." ”

At this time, the two children came back in a circle, and they had two Hayes Bobcats No. 44 jerseys in their hands, one white and one orange. Grinning and looking for Hayes' autograph.

This time, Hayes did not hesitate and skillfully signed his name.

(To be continued)