"Rookie, you're going to learn a lesson."

As he passed by the technical desk, Nicholson, whose nose was stuffed with cotton and covered in blood, was embarrassed and spewed trash talk at Li Guanyu. As he used to say to the big names – he used to use his popularity to pressure and trash talk on them.

"Shut up, if you don't want to lick the blood coming out of your own nose, keep your head looking up at me at a forty-five degree angle." Li Guanyu replied unceremoniously.

"F..."It was then that Nicholson realized the inconvenience of being a public figure, because he could not brazenly say the most obstinent swear word in his heart when he was most angry, and in fact, he had not even said the first sentence with an "s" for forty or fifty years.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu turned around and went to the court. When the Lakers came on the court, there was another uproar on the court, because Phil Jackson actually put Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant off the court. At this time, the lineup became - DJ Mbenga, Ramar Odom, Trevo Ariza, Sasha Vuljacic, Jordan Famar.

Even if it's a practice lineup, you don't need to change to this kind of pure fish belly, right? Could it be that Phil Jackson wants the team to be down by twenty or thirty points, and then let Kobe Bryant come on the court to 'turn the tide'?

After taking over the basketball from Sean Marion, the person who defended Li Guanyu turned out to be Sasha Wujasic.

"Did Phil Jackson call you up for a foul?" Li Guanyu still didn't fight the routine of spewing trash talk first.

"He told me to come up and teach you what a three-point shot is!" Sashavujasic was smiling, his scruffy face almost touching Li Guanyu's arm.

"Oh?" When Li Guanyu heard this, his eyebrows suddenly raised, and he replied: "Do you know who the last person who said he would teach me three points?" ”

"I don't know, and I don't want to know."

After Li Guanyu heard this, he didn't answer. Directly in a strange disguise, he sped up and ran towards the front, and Vujacic followed closely, but his pace seemed to have slowed down since signing the big contract. So, it's just a matter of keeping up.

One step outside the three-point line, Li Guanyu hurriedly summoned Michael Beasley, made a solid block for him, jumped away from the defense, and then quickly shot......

Swish!

The basketball went into the net, and Miami took the lead for the first time since the opening period, and the entire Stamp Arena was booed.

"I forgot to tell you that the last guy who said he was going to teach me to shoot threes was called Keller Korver." When passing by Vujasic, Li Guanyu gave a kind reminder with a smile on his face.

"Humph!" Vujacic dismissed, quickly ran back to the half, constantly shuttling to find a chance to shoot, but unfortunately Li Guanyu followed closely and did not give him any chance to vacate the seat, and while running Li Guanyu also verbally stimulated.

"Hey, man. Have you been wasting all your energy lately on the flesh and bones of those red light districts? Tsk, how can you do that as a professional athlete? And it seems to be a little tasteless............"

As soon as Li Guanyu said 'low taste', Wu Jasic, who was eager to prove something, suddenly replied: "Let me tell you, the girl I'm chasing now is more beautiful than the four girls who are cheering you on now combined?" And the figure is not comparable to these little girls. ”

"Oh... Is it? Can you tell me her name? Li Guanyu asked casually, his tone was full of banter and disbelief, he didn't believe that the fairy tale of 'The Princess and the Beast' would be played out in real life.

"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it." Vujasic's tone was full of pride.

"Who?" Li Guanyu teased: "It can't be your left hand, right?" ”

"Do you think I'm an otaku? Tell you, her name is Sharapova! ”

After Li Guanyu heard this, he said "oh" very cooperatively. Then he continued to tease: "Are you talking about the woman who was accused by her ex-boyfriend of not calling in bed like a dead pig?" ”

"You ......" Sashavujasic was speechless for a while, and his fast running pace slowed down a little, but soon he regained his arrogance: "Hmph, you just masturbate by looking at her poster at night." ”

"Haha......" Li Guanyu laughed loudly, and then said a sentence that startled Lamar Odom next door: "As long as I want, what Sharapova, as soon as I hook her hand, she will lie on my bed and desperately beg me to be happy with her!" ”

"Do you really think you're a humanoid aphrodisiac? Sarah isn't that vulgar. Vujasic said with a fierce disdain, and then suddenly a disguised person bypassed the oncoming DJ Mbenga, and suddenly, Li Guanyu, who couldn't dodge, was blocked by the sturdy Mbenga. At this time, Jordan Farmal, who was left and right by Dorrell Wright, also quickly passed the basketball over.

By the time Li Guanyu bypassed Mbenga, Vujacic had already thrown the basketball.

Swish! The basketball went into the net, and the fans in the audience shouted desperately for Vujacic, and this answer-ball made the fans very excited.

"The rookie with the big mouth, have you seen it, this is called strength. Whether it's basketball or a woman, you lose to me. Vujacic was very arrogant and showed Li Guanyu his muscles.

After Li Guanyu heard this, his head was full of puzzlement - how could he be like this when he picked up such a rotten thing? And haven't caught it yet?

"Super-Lee, teach him a hard lesson. Smash all the teeth he screams about!! Miley Sellers shouted. After hearing this, Spoelstra did not stop her, but gave her a thumbs up, and suddenly her voice increased a few points - "Super-Lee, take out your high school momentum, who dares to stop you and destroy him!" ”

In the previous sentence, Li Guanyu was not very deeply touched. The latter sentence stirred my heart for a while—yes! It's been a long time since I was in high school to 'meet gods and kill gods, meet demons and kill demons'? Did it be because I was blown up on the defensive end in a row? Or is it because a lot of the time I'm cooperating with my teammates? Or have I started to relegate myself to a role player with no last name?

Will my pride only come out stubbornly after being beaten or provoked? No, I should use my actions to create greater pride!

Whew!

Thinking about this section, Li Guanyu suddenly looked up to the sky and roared. In the amazement of the audience - is this guy crazy?

Is this guy mentally deranged from being beaten by me? - Vujacic with a smug smile.

At this time, Kobe Bryant's expression suddenly froze, is this guy going crazy again? Damn, once this guy goes into a state of madness, although he himself will quickly foul the game, even two Sasha combined are not his opponents, right?

In the eyes of everyone who were confused or worried or happy, Li Guanyu took the serve from Sean Marion, and then quickly rushed to the frontcourt. Two steps from beyond the three-point line, he hooked his hand directly at Vujacic.

"Since joining the NBA, I haven't completely blown anyone up. You'll be the first. Li Guanyu said with a rebellious face.

The players who were completely blown out by Li Guanyu basically did not appear in the NBA, and Brooks was an exception, but whenever he met Li Guanyu, he would feel fear from the bottom of his heart.

Seeing that Li Guanyu was so arrogant, Wu Jia Xiqi couldn't help but sneer, and then pounced like a mad dog - I have to teach this big-mouthed rookie a lesson.

When Wu Jacic pounced, Li Guanyu slowly bowed his waist, and the basketball continued to change rapidly around him in various weird paths. Although Wu Jasic's strength was slightly stronger than Li Guanyu's, it was not strong enough to force Li Guanyu to retreat.

So Li Guanyu naturally played with flowers, the basketball rolled in front of him like magic, Wu Jacic was eager to prove himself, and directly stretched out his hand to the basketball in Li Guanyu's hand.

Yikes!

Vujacic's right hand shook directly into the air, but the rebellious Li Guanyu did not pass Vujacic just there, but stopped in place and continued to dribble, which made Spoelstra, who was standing on the sidelines, very dissatisfied - could it be that Lee also fell in love with sticky balls?

"Come again! Man, you almost got your hands on a basketball? Li Guanyu sneered.

Provoked by Li Guanyu like this, Wu Jacic saw the opportunity and waved his left hand directly towards the basketball......

Yikes! Failed again.

"Hey, it's a little bit closer, come on!" Li Guanyu encouraged like a kindergarten aunt, but in fact, Wu Jasic, who kept pulling out the ball, was no different from a child when he was played by Li Guanyu. The scene is very similar now, an adult is holding an orange and teasing a child of five or six years old - come and get it... I can't take it, so I'll come again...... I can't take it, so I can continue............

When the fans saw this scene, they couldn't help but boo Vujacic uncontrollably - it's too embarrassing for our Lakers. In fact, it wasn't the most embarrassing thing, the most embarrassing thing was that he actually told Sharapova before the game to ask her to remember to watch the game. He begged Phil Jackson for five or six hours for this. And when Sharapova turned on the TV, she happened to see this scene, so, it was normal, her eyes were all attracted by Li Guanyu......

This kind of child-teasing game lasted for about five or six seconds, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Trevo Ariza rushing over to help defend, Li Guanyu suddenly shook his left wrist, and the basketball drilled under the crotch of Vujasic, who almost lost his mind, and then, Li Guanyu suddenly accelerated and turned around Vujacic who was dizzy, grabbed the basketball and dribbled to the three-point line, and the basketball suddenly stopped, and it was handed directly to Joel Anthony near the free throw line. At this time, Li Guanyu's speed did not slow down, but ran more desperately to the basket.

At this time, fools know what Li Guanyu is going to do, Joel Anthony is not a fool, so he stuffed the basketball very quickly, Li Guanyu received the basketball has come to a reasonable collision area outside the step, the calf kicked suddenly, after a step, jumped high, Lamar Odom, who was originally standing on the inside line, did not know whether it was because of the influence of Dwyanwade's riding buckle or what, and actually dodged again. Yes, in the face of the weak Li Guanyu, these two goods hid again......

Li Guanyu didn't give Lamar Odom face, jumped high, firmly grasped the basketball with his huge left palm, and then smashed the basket with all the strength of his body............

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The third one will be delivered, and I will update another chapter if possible.

Also, thanks to oak47o for the tip.

If there's another chapter today, it's dedicated to all the friends who rewarded today!

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