4. Kill the stick

The three monkeys came to a small courtyard, where there is a restaurant, although it is dilapidated, but it is also one of the few places in the city. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info usually have a few half-hidden solicitors, but they all scared the soldiers away.

"Yo, what's wrong with the old monkey today, the peach blossoms are blooming on this side."

The boss is a man in his thirties, and he thinks he is over fifty if he doesn't know it.

"Lao Tzu's luck is over, and he will be promoted and make a fortune in the next few days. Lao He, you cook a few side dishes yourself, and we have to drink two cups today. ”

The three monkeys found a place to sit down, patted the table and said loudly.

"Your soldier uncle has no tomorrow today, and the food money was given in advance, otherwise I will find that lonely ghost to ask for debts?"

The boss said with a dry laugh.

"Look, look at the ...... of fifty copper plates."

Before the three monkeys could finish speaking, they heard a shouting outside the door.

"It's done, it's done!"

Veterans love to join in the fun, this kind of infighting is of course happy to see, the three monkeys immediately rushed out of the courtyard, caught a small soldier and asked excitedly:

"Ganxi Yan, did you do it with An Wanlao again?"

"No, a cooking class in the third battalion has been done, and a little monk is making a big show there."

After speaking, the little soldier ran away happily.

The three monkeys pouted disdainfully, the little soldiers just didn't know anything, and the fight had to depend on the gang of Ganxi Yankees. The cooking class, who doesn't know that it is a place for the deaf and stupid, and it doesn't look good on the face if he wins.

"Monk? How did this revolution bring them together? ”

After speaking, he turned around and was about to enter the small courtyard, but at this moment, something seemed to come to his mind.

"Little monk, brain. Broken ....... ”

With a slap on the thigh, he rushed back like crazy. I'm a little carried away today, the first few pieces of material in the class, if you don't get into trouble, it's called a ghost. Sure enough, the courtyard of the station was already surrounded by water, and it took him a lot of effort to squeeze in.

Except for the head that smokes in the corner and the person, nothing else can be seen. Sun Cripple soaked in the water tank, spitting out water, I don't know how much I drank just now. The rest of the lame and one-armed people staggered around, holding their heads one by one and screaming. The one-eyed dragons were slightly better, and knelt on the ground with their hands raised. Only one ear is still fighting with the "monk".

"This little monk Shaolin's! At a young age, he took a fierce path, and he opened and closed widely. ”

"Eight or nine are not far from ten, but it's a pity that the strength is smaller, otherwise one ear will suffer a big loss."

"Otherwise, one ear is soft and rigid, this is the kung fu of the Daomen, just to restrain the little monk."

In the discussion of the surrounding spectators, Qin Lang took the time to slap another whip leg, and as expected, one ear dodged again.

This bastard is a loach, and it seems that he wants to use his strength to drain himself by relying on his fast body. The strange rumbling in his stomach, he hasn't eaten since yesterday, and if he fights with him again, he will be the one who suffers.

Thinking of this, Qin Lang turned to the side slightly, and sure enough, one ear dodged back.

At first glance, I haven't played basketball before, and I don't understand the importance of this feint. The leg didn't kick out at all, but took a step forward, and in an instant it reached the right side of one ear. A hook fist in his right hand smashed right into the chest of one ear, but it was soft as if it had hit cotton.

"Inner fist!"

The other half of the body exclaimed.

One ear was startled by the sudden change, but then sneered a few times, and stepped back with strength, but he didn't expect to be tripped by something on his hind foot.

"I'll let you hide!"

Qin Lang waited for the other party to bump into him, and hooked his right foot violently.

"Poof!"

One ear was caught off guard and fell on all fours.

"Lao Tzu let you have a fist."

Qin Lang still gave him a chance to breathe, and stepped forward to grab the foot and shook it hard. One ear screamed and fell into the cauldron, but fortunately the stove was not lit, otherwise it would have been boiled into soup on the spot. Seeing that he was in a hurry, Qin Lang wanted to make up for another punch in the past.

At this moment, someone shouted angrily:

"Stop! What's going on with you guys? ”

"Report to the head of the regiment, they are learning martial arts."

As soon as they looked at the people, the three monkeys were so frightened that they were shocked. I didn't expect to provoke the head of the regiment, and this disaster broke through. These monkey cubs, wait a little while and see how we clean you up.

"Learn martial arts and throw the pot out of the courtyard wall."

The head of the regiment said with a cold snort.

Qin Lang's eyes swept away, and the goods in the cooking class pretended to be dead, and they all jumped up one by one. Only the lame Sun who spit water hid and didn't know where to go.

The most unaccustomed thing for the army is the guy who is not responsible, thinking of this, Qin Lang took a step forward and said:

"Report to the head of the group, we are learning from each other, this senior brother is profound, so the disciple did not catch it."

"What a brother, here is the revolutionary ranks, with iron discipline. All of the fights were confined for ten days, and the squad leader was removed from his post pending investigation. If there is not a big war soon, I will beat you with sticks. ”

After speaking, the head of the regiment turned around and left.

"Three monkeys, how the hell did you bring the soldiers? Okay, no, go home and farm. ”

At this moment, a young officer in an officer's uniform came in a hurry, perhaps in a hurry, sweating profusely as if he had been drenched in the rain.

"Company commander, I didn't expect that these monkey cubs would be on the bar in just a while. Look at the ...... of this confinement. ”

The three monkeys said with an embarrassed face.

"Despicable?"

Qin Lang was at a loss, is this still not the ranks of the Workers' and Peasants' Party? How does the sir, the lowly one sound like the vote of "I am Dajin".

In fact, what he didn't know was that the main force participating in the uprising was the Kuomintang Guard Corps, except for the red scarf on the collar. The style and discipline are the same as those of the Kuomintang team, and all these changes will have to wait until after Sanwan, which is also the reason for various historical materials and the special book "Sanwan Adaptation".

"Let's talk about it after the battle, otherwise tomorrow the camp will go to the battlefield hungry?"

The company commander paused, raised his eyes and swept the people in the cooking class, and said viciously:

"Don't make trouble for Lao Tzu again, otherwise the military law will serve."

"Your lord has a lot of them, I'll clean up these monkey cubs now."

The three monkeys said with a smiling face.

"It's all scattered, what else to watch, one by one without pulling the fight and fanning the flames, next time I will arrest you and beat the military sticks."

After the company commander scolded a few words, he hurriedly chased after the regiment commander.

When the onlookers dispersed, the three monkeys showed a bitter smile:

"Everyone turned out to be well-known heroes, and they came to this cooking class when they were down, we know that everyone is aggrieved. But people always have to accept their fate, even after five levels and six generals, Guan Erye, when he has to go to Maicheng, what are the few of us? The commanders didn't sweep us away, it's already a great grace, what do you want?

When I was old, I didn't want to be looked down upon, and I thought about going home to farm, but I was bullied by the rich man in the village, and I almost took off my belt to find a tree to hang around my neck.

Why are you not satisfied, hiding and slacking off today, stealing and scamming tomorrow, and bullying people when they are caught. Do you know who he is? Commissioner Mao personally brought it to the team! How many heads do you have to chop off? ”

After listening to the words of the three monkeys, the faces of the people who were still angry just now immediately appeared with dark clouds. Those who are soldiers are not afraid of bullying outsiders, but they are afraid of getting their own heads, and if they really kick the stones, they don't know how to move their heads.

Just when everyone was thinking about how to please Qin Lang, this little calf's nose actually opened his mouth first.

"Didn't you just want us to lie down and go out? Where is the strength to pick up a kitchen knife to cut Lao Tzu one by one? ”

Bing Youzi and ruffians are all urine, and if you give a good face, you will climb up the pole. The obedience that is not cleaned up is a little wavy, and they dance the most happily. Qin Lang didn't want to be scolded as a wronged person, so he went up and kicked one ear over.

"Sir, spare your life, we really don't know your ....... Ouch, don't slap your face. ”

"Now you know you're scared? Who threw that pot out just now? It's full of a pot of rice, all of them are found and washed, if there is one and a half stars missing, don't care about Lao Tzu's black hands, and discount your other leg. ”

Qin Lang glanced at a few lame people, the upper limbs of these goods are not ordinarily thick, if the two legs are sound, it is really not good to be surrounded by them.

"Yes, yes, yes."

A few lame people shook like autumn leaves, but they really knew a few.

"Lao Tzu's surname is Qin, and his single name is a Lang character. I have also studied kung fu in the Taoist temple for several years, and whoever is dissatisfied with seven and eight is not angry, Lao Tzu must serve him obediently. If anyone thinks Lao Tzu is a man and is willing to make a friend, Lao Tzu can also call him a brother. But if anyone forgets a righteous word, Lao Tzu knows people, and the gun in his hand can't recognize people, and when he goes to the king of Yama in the underworld, he is not a fool. ”

Hearing this, several veterans looked at each other, and quietly glanced at Qin Lang, this little calf's nose can't be mixed with the rivers and lakes!

"Don't dare, don't dare, we are the most righteous in our lives, otherwise we would have left the picks and quit."

"Yes! Qin Ye, we all stopped just now, and we only have one ear, this bastard doesn't know the current affairs. ”

"One ear is our bully, Qin Ye played well, played well! You can be regarded as eliminating harm for us, don't say anything, go to Lao Jiu's restaurant and have fun, let's get drunk and don't return. ”

Qin Lang only sneered twice when he heard these words, and then turned his head to glance at the three monkeys.

"Squad leader, do you want to introduce their glorious deeds!"

"It's ......."

The three monkeys sighed, pointed to the fool who was looking for cigarette butts everywhere and said:

"The back of the head, a steel knife can't be splashed with water, so that the cannonball is stupid, and when it rains and thunders, it will go crazy. One ear, the famous cow learned. The ears let the small cannon take to the side, and if you can't hear anything, you can only watch others compare, otherwise you will grab it with a small hand, and seven or eight people will not be able to ...... closely. ”

Listening to the introduction of the three monkeys, Qin Lang's eyes became brighter and brighter, what kind of cripple class is this, this is a golden mountain! As long as each person's strengths are properly utilized, I am afraid that they will be able to exert unexpected effects on the battlefield.

"Three monkeys, the leader of the cooking squad, shoot accurately."

When the three monkeys said this, their faces showed a hint of solemnity. He grabbed the deadbolt at the courtyard gate and lifted it straight to shoulder level. As if reflexively, he pulled out a bullet case and placed it on the top of the deadbolt. The wooden stick that was at least ten catties didn't move at all, this is what Qin Lang couldn't do if he asked himself.

"It's been sent, send."

Qin Lang laughed hesitantly, if it weren't for the fact that there were more people who would have made sure to have a head spin.

Huaxia lacks nothing and there is no shortage of people, as long as these seeds are held in their hands and they reach the peak of life, it is not just around the corner. But just when he was marrying Bai Fumei, the military horn sounded, and then the three monkeys shouted:

"Urgent gathering!"

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