Do you know what the most painful thing about college is? That is, I didn't go to class, and the teacher called the name!

Do you know what is the most painful thing about college? I went to class, and the teacher didn't name me!

So do you know what is more painful than both? That is, the teacher did not name the teacher in the first class, and the teacher took the roll call in the second class!

Now those who have skipped class are the most painful, and the students who received the text message are rushing back to the classroom, but at this time Lei Lao Hu has closed the door of the classroom. Update up to 78xs //

"What to do? You go first? ”

"Why did I go first? You're on! ”

The students outside the door are afraid to come in, and those who dare to open the door and enter at this time will generally not end well.

And in the classroom, Lei Laohu has already begun to take names.

Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu are glad that they didn't skip class with Zhang Peng just now, and they can be called by name during class to really be regarded as this class is not in vain, Zhao Kai also did not leave, as the class leader, his grades have always been very good, and he never skips class.

"Zhang Peng."

"Here!" This answer was very clear, Lei Laohu glanced at it and made a note on the paper.

But Zhang Peng had indeed left just now, Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu turned their heads to look and found that the person who answered was a buddy from another class, and they usually had a good relationship with Zhang Peng.

"This dude is so interesting! actually helped Zhang Peng answer! Li Xiaolu admired the courage of this boy very much, what to do when his own name came later.

"He won't answer for Wu Fatzi, right?" Lin Yu said, he was seeing that buddy suddenly disappeared.

Now because there are a lot of people left, nearly half of them, so there are a lot of vacant seats, that is, when Lei Lao Hu was bowing his head and naming other people's names, that buddy quietly took advantage of Lei Laohu's inattention, changed seats, and also took off his jacket.

"Wu Yadong."

"Here!"

When Wu Yadong was finally clicked, that is, Wu Fatzi, another answer appeared, and Lin Yu finally found that buddy, who was now wearing a woolen sweater.

Because the clothes are different and the seats are different, Lei Laohu still didn't find it, and continued to name the next one.

"This guy is amazing!" Lin Yu sighed that there are indeed a lot of talents in Angong University.

Then Lin Yu saw that the buddy took advantage of Lei Laohu's inattention, and secretly got to Lin Yu and them, and sat next to Zhao Kai.

"Brother Kai, borrow your glasses." The buddy whispered, it turned out that he knew Zhao Kai.

As a squad leader, Zhao Kai knows a lot of people, and of course he recognizes this person, who is a communications major.

"Hurry up, it's too late!" seemed to feel that the situation was not good, and the buddy urged Zhao Kai to hurry up.

Although Zhao Kai didn't know what he was going to do, he still took off his glasses and handed them to him.

The guy took the glasses, took out a hat out of nowhere and put it on his head, then put the clothes he had dragged off and sat down on his body.

"Li Kun!"

"Here!"

Lei Laohu finally called the name of that buddy, and Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu knew that his name was Li Kun.

Lei Laohu seemed to find that this classmate was a little familiar, but when he thought that since he was his own student, of course he was familiar, and familiarity showed that this student had come more often, so he felt familiar, so he smiled at Li Kun and nodded.

Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu were already stunned at this time, this buddy named Li Kun was so powerful, he wore glasses, changed seats, put on a hat, and put on a coat, when he was named at him, Lei Laohu couldn't recognize him at all, not only that, looking at Lei Laohu's expression, he seemed to be very satisfied with him.

"That's a little too fake, isn't it?" Li Kun's actions naturally attracted the attention of many people, and they all found that there was such a number one person, and he learned a new trick to help people answer in the future.

Facing the stunned Zhao Kai and the three of them on the side, Li Kun smiled, returned his glasses to Zhao Kai, and took off his hat

"Classmate, you will be my idol in the future!" Li Xiaolu said in a low voice, Lin Yu secretly said Xiaolu is really easy to be your idol, and you really have a lot of idols.

But at the same time, Lin Yu also threw himself into the ground for this five-body body that Li Kun admired.

"Where, where, ...... meaning," Li Kun said modestly, but before he finished speaking, a new situation occurred.

At this time, the classmates standing outside the door finally couldn't stand still, pushed the door and walked in, Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu looked at it, and they were immediately happy, and the first person to open the door and come in was Zhang Peng.

Li Kun was also startled, and hurriedly waved at Zhang Peng again, squeezing his eyebrows, but Zhang Peng now looked like a good student, looking at Lei Laohu humbly, and waiting for the fall.

Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu were waiting to see a good show, and at this time Lei Laohu spoke.

"You guys, where did you just go?"

"I just had a stomachache and went to the toilet." Zhang Peng's mouth squeezed out such an answer.

Lei Laohu turned his head and looked at the other people who were standing behind him with their heads bowed after coming in, and said, "What about you?" It was also a stomachache. ”

The group didn't know how to answer, so they could only keep nodding their heads.

"Hehe, who are you coaxing? Don't think I don't know, there are only three pits in one toilet! ”

Lei Laohu's words caused everyone to burst into laughter, indeed, in the toilets of the teaching building, it is true that there are only three pits in each toilet, even if they are full, it is impossible to accommodate so many people standing now, and these people add up to thirty or forty.

"Silly, huh? What is your name? Lei Laohu asked Zhang Peng, who was standing at the front, "For the sake of you being able to take the lead in standing up for them, I will let you go today." ”

Zhang Peng was immediately overjoyed when he heard it, and said without thinking that my name is Zhang Peng, but Li Xiaolu laughed directly when he heard it.

Zhang Peng heard Li Xiaolu's laughter, and was a little puzzled, and found Li Kun who was now lying on the table with his face covered.

"Your name is Zhang Peng? How many people in my class are named Zhang Peng? Lei Laohu looked at the roster and asked Zhang Peng.

"I'm the only one, I'm sure!" Zhang Peng said without thinking, what is there to ask about this, isn't it obvious.

"Then why did I name it just now, Zhang Peng answered." Lei Laohu glared at the students sitting below, and he knew that someone must have answered for Zhang Peng.

"Huh?!" Zhang Peng was frightened by this sudden situation, what kind of situation is this, someone answered for me? It's miserable.

"I didn't expect your popularity to be quite good!" Lei Laohu said with a smile, but Zhang Peng read the old fox's expression staring at the prey from his smile.

Speaking of Lei Laohu, he skimmed out of the fire again, and asked Wu Fatzi, who was gloating next to Zhang Peng, "Say, what is your name?" ”

"My name is Wu Yadong." Wu Fatzi replied honestly.

"I can't take it anymore!" At this time, even Lin Yu and Zhao Kai below couldn't stand it, and they covered their stomachs and snickered with Li Xiaolu, while Li Kun's face was already white.

Wu Yadong ...... I'll take a look at ......" Lei Laohu looked through the roster, and naturally found that Wu Fatzi's name had already been answered.

"Good! Very good! Lei Laohu was furious, "Zhang Peng, Wu Yadong, and the people behind them are all listening, hand me a 10,000-word review in class next time, is there a problem?" Otherwise, hehe, at your own risk! ”

Lin Yu, Li Xiaolu and Zhao Kai finally couldn't help laughing out loud, which made Lei Laohu notice Li Kun, who was beating his chest next to Zhao Kai.

Because of the good influence on this Li Kun just now, Lei Laohu couldn't help but take a few more looks, so he remembered Li Kun's name, and seeing Li Kun's performance, Lei Laohu knew that there must be something wrong.

"Li Kun, say! Did you just help answer that? "Thunder Tiger began to threaten.

"No, teacher, I don't know anything." Li Kun began to play dumb.

"Don't worry about it, I won't let you write a 10,000-word review like them." Thunder Tiger continued to lure.

Li Kun is not stupid, he knows that Lei Laohu must have a fraud in this, and it is really over when he says it, there is no need to write a 10,000-word review, and there is a 20,000-word review, or even 30,000 words.

"Teacher, I really don't know." Li Kun continued to play stupid.

The more Li Kun pretended, the more suspicious Lei Laohu felt, "I won't let you write a review, so you can say it, right?" If you don't say it, you also write a review like them! ”

Lei Laohu is even more desperate this time, coercion and temptation.

After thinking about it, Li Kun thought about it, and wrote a review if he didn't say it, it was better to say that there was still a glimmer of hope, and said: "That's right, I answered it." ”

"Which one? Zhang peng? ”

"It's not." Li Kun shook his head.

"That's Wu Yadong?"

"Not really." Li Kun still shook his head.

"Which one is that?!" Lei Laohu thought that he was answering the people who were standing behind Zhang Peng and Wu Fatzi.

"I answered both of them." Li Kun finally told the truth.

This answer was something that no one else expected, except for Lin Yu and a few people who knew about it, and even Lei Laohu was taken aback by Li Kun's answer.

"What you said is true?" Li Kun answered it alone, and Li Kun himself answered it three times, could it be that he was really old, so he didn't find out.

"It's true, it's all me."

Li Kun's answer reminded Lei Laohu of going to bed with his wife these few nights, and when he heard his wife complaining that Lei Laohu was now old, Lei Laohu began to feel a little sad.

I'm really old!

"Okay, since you have such a great ability, go and copy this book and give it to me before the exam."

Hearing Lei Laohu's words, Li Kun was speechless, Lei Laohu's single-chip microcomputer, this book is not thin, how to copy it after copying, even if it cuts corners, but the number of words in this book is here, and an average of tens of thousands of words must be copied every day.

"It's a big loss! It's really a big loss!" Li Kun regretted it, it was like this earlier, it was better to write a review!