When Li Guanyu changed his clothes and came out, Kobe Bryant was going to go head-to-head again. Li Guanyu hurriedly refused, he didn't want to waste his limited energy on needless heads-up now. In fact, if he didn't have a heart set on getting an MVP, he would definitely not refuse.

Seeing Li Guanyu's refusal, Kobe Bryant stopped entanglement. So the two of them practiced quietly with each other.

At the same time, the outside world was discussing Li Guanyu's crazy performance last night.

This time, although many so-called basketball experts still criticized Li Guanyu's off-court seduction of female stars. But after all, there are still many positive voices - Li Guanyu's strong performance has made some experts who used to be black Li Guanyu have to turn their guns around, and if they continue like this, they will only bring humiliation on themselves.

Moreover, Li Guanyu's two records are indeed unavoidable, and they cannot be mentioned or praised. This is the first rookie ever to win the MVP of the rookie game and then break two records in a row.

If you add in the fact that he gave two trophies to female stars, it is enough to be called legendary.

Compared with the situation in which 70% of the American sports circles criticize 30% of the performances, China on the other side of the ocean is undoubtedly much more positive, and it is almost a voice of support.

"What could be cooler than breaking two records and two American female stars? Li Guanyu has achieved the ultimate of pure masters. He is the Fish Emperor, a well-deserved Fish Emperor. What Emperor Yi, Ba Shen, King Ming, and Emperor the Great are all floating clouds in front of the Fish Emperor. ”

"Li Guanyu brought basketball to the position of China's number one sport, if you say you can't play basketball, are you embarrassed to pick up girls?"

Li Guanyu organically combines basketball and beauty, he is a hero for men and a model for basketball players. He is the pride of basketball lovers. ”

"If you vote for who is the purest man in China, Li Guanyu will get 800 million votes, and the other 500 million will be divided by Brother Chun and Brother Zeng."

"I used to think that Li Guanyu was China's Jordan, but now I understand. He is the Joe Chamberlain of China, yes, a combination of Jordan and Chamberlain. ”

"Surpassing Jordan on the field and Chamberlain outside the court, I am optimistic about Li Guanyu."

"Rookie Game MVP, Three-Point Game Champion, Skills Challenge Champion, and another All-Star MVP! Next season, aim for an All-Star Weekend Grand Slam. ”

"Li Guanyu really deserves an All-Star Weekend Grand Slam, and in the end, Sharapova is also the man who wants to soak through the sheets at night! How can you afford not to win a Grand Slam? ”

“………………”

Opinions such as these continue to flood China's major forums, and for a while, Li Guanyu has become the idol of most Chinese men and the lover of women.

At this time, Coach Rivers outside the training gym made it clear in an interview: "I can't give him more than 35 minutes of playing time, but I will probably give him about 30 minutes, because I am also looking forward to a rookie who can win four awards in an All-Star weekend." This is something that Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, and Bill Russell have not done. ”

And when the reporter asked Rivers if he was afraid of other players, Rivers replied humorously: "No, with Lee's height, he can play the No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3 positions, and I have two of my own people in the All-Star Game - Ray and Paul, and in fact, Kevin." So I could have given them their time to Lee, and they wouldn't have dared to say anything about me if they didn't want to sit on the cold bench in the North Shore Gardens for longer. ”

Li Guanyu had no idea about this. At this time, he was being beaten hard by Shackle O'Neal and Dwight Howard against the wall. The reason is that Li Guanyu snatched Shaq O'Neal's dream lovers - Jessica Alba and Kim Kardashian.

Well, it's forgivable to say that Li Guanyu snatched Jessica Alba. As for Kim Kardashian, please, Li Guanyu didn't even touch her big ass.

Dwight Howard clamped Li Guanyu to death, and Shackle O'Neal kept hitting Li Guanyu in the chest with boxing gloves in both hands, and shouted: "Super-Lee, tell me, did you sleep with Jessica." ”

Li Guanyu thought for a while, and then replied firmly: "This is really not!" ”

Well, it really wasn't going to bed, the first time was in the garden meadow, the second time was in the black Humvee. Anyway, didn't go to bed.

Puff puff!

Three punches again!

"Did you sleep with Kim Kardashian?"

"No, absolutely not, I haven't even touched her!"

“ok！” After getting a satisfactory answer, Shackle O'Neal quickly took off the boxing gloves and then carefully removed Li Guanyu from Dwight Howard. The 'vicious' expression on his face immediately transformed into a flattering gesture.

Shackle O'Neill gently massaged Li Guanyu and cautiously asked, "Super-Lee, can you tell me a little bit of the moves on how to attract female stars?" ”

Shackle O'Neill was so flattering, Li Guanyu couldn't stand it anymore - he had never seen such a 'low-eyed' shark.

"I... I was taught to me by Dwyan, and you can ask Dwyan, he taught me better. Li Guanyu happened to search for Dwyanwade in his eyes, so he hurriedly dragged him out. According to Li Guanyu's understanding of Wade, he will definitely be happy to pretend to be Li Guanyu's love mentor in front of others. (ps. a little anecdote, a fake and shoddy surname health care product in China used the portrait of Dwyanwade without authorization, and after Dwyanwade found out, he said: Well, their choice is very wise.) "Did he really teach you?" Shackel O'Neill was a little puzzled.

"Yes, I don't believe you asked him." After speaking, Li Guanyu shouted directly to Dwyanwade: "Hey, Dwyan, all my tips for pickling girls were taught to me by you, didn't you?" Shakel didn't believe it. ”

Li Guanyu shouted at the top of his voice, and immediately focused the eyes of the entire training hall on Dwyanwade. Dwyanwade was gathered by a group of adoring eyes, and suddenly subconsciously straightened his chest. He cleared his throat and eyes, and replied loudly without changing his face and heartbeat: "That's right, all of Lee's pickling skills were taught by me, he used to be just a stunned young man who had been in that area for a long time, and he would even only have a primitive posture of a man on top of a woman." Anyone who watched that video should know this, and for that, I even taught him the posture for a week. Now he is learning very well, so he has a lot of female stars. ”

Dwyane Wade's speech frightened everyone one by one - is it difficult to be moral that Wynne is a super master hidden in the shadows of the lights? Li Guanyu is just an apprentice in front of the stage?

When everyone figured it out, they immediately rushed towards Dwyanwade, and Shackle O'Neal was the fastest runner - if Gentry saw Shackle O'Neal running so fast, he would have been surprised and would no longer be bothered by how O'Neal fit into the run-and-bomb style.

After the 'huge' tail entangled in the back of his ass ran towards Dwyanwade, Li Guanyu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then quietly practiced shooting.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, after lunch, the two teams drove to the home court of the Suns in two buses. Along the way, Dwyane Wade was courteously treated by a group of 'silver men', and Dwight Howard was even willing to take Dwyanwade as a teacher.

In this regard, Li Guanyu, who was sitting in the back row, was secretly amused. Xindao: Now Dwyann can be regarded as a limelight.

When he came to the locker room of the stadium, Shackel O'Neill immediately rushed over, looking humbly asking for advice. Dwyanwade also officially started the apprenticeship, and the benefit of his move to Li Guanyu was that he did an extra half hour of physiotherapy, because Dwyan's speech was so vivid and interesting, so no one was willing to move his feet.

After getting used to the stadium for a while, I glanced at the sidelines and found that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift did not come. But Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sat next to her.

At half past eight in the evening, the All-Star Game officially began. The appearance ceremonies of the two teams have their own characteristics. In the western troops, Shakel O'Neill danced a wonderful dance, while in the eastern troops, Li Guanyu sang an ingenious Chinese song - the moon represents my heart.

Before singing this song, Li Guanyu thought that he was singing it to Qingya. But in the middle of the song, he found that the images of those female stars who had a leg with him were constantly circling in his mind.

Is my heart as vast as the moon?

After singing and a series of all-star events, the competition officially began.

The starting five Tigers of the Western team are Yao Ming, Tim Duncan, Amarestad Mayre, Kobe Bryant, and Chris Paul. The starting five of the Eastern team are: Dwight Howard, Chris Bosh (replacing Kevin Garnett), LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Li Guanyu.

"Lee, guess who's going to be the MVP tonight?" Kobe Bryant said this as he hugged before the game.

"Me!" Li Guanyu nodded unequivocally.

"So confident?" Kobe Bryant was a little stunned by Li Guanyu's confidence, but quickly recovered - this guy is not arrogant for a day or two.

"It's not self-confidence, it's a must." Li Guanyu showed a wry smile. Indeed, since it is a request of Qingya, it must be completed even if you fight hard.

Syllable!

Dwight Howard quickly slapped the basketball to Li Guanyu, and jumping was not Yao's strong point after all.

After receiving the ball, Li Guanyu immediately broke through to the front court quickly, because it was an all-star game, coupled with the relationship between his fellow countrymen. When Li Guanyu rushed into the forbidden area, Yao Ming actually moved his footsteps. Let Li Guanyu deduct an imposing battle axe.

“super-lee！ Unbeatable! Super-lee! Li Guanyu's dunk immediately triggered Kim Kardashian's hard cry - she would not give up her pursuit of Li Guanyu because of Li Guanyu's refusal, because this time she was really in love.

Kim Kardashian's abandonment of her reserved roar immediately attracted seven or eight pairs of ill-intentioned eyes on the court for Li Guanyu.

At this time, before Li Guanyu could speak, Dwyanwade took the initiative to speak--see no, this is my power. As long as you follow me and learn by heart, sooner or later you will surpass Lee's.

In the face of reality, almost all of his followers nodded their heads one after another.

In this regard, Li Guanyu smiled dumbly.

Back at the back, Chris Paul made a direct pass that led to an imposing open catch from Amarestadmeier.

The crowd burst into cheers and screams - Phoenix was Stoudemire's turf.

After the goal, Stodmier looked at Dwyanwade with a flattering expression, and the meaning was obvious: Master, can you give me two tricks.

"You, I guess it's no fun, I heard that your one is very small!" Dwyanwade shook his head and made a casual joke, unaware that his joke had hit Stoudemire's heart. (PS: Have you seen a nude photo of Stoudemire?) It's so small! Suddenly, Stoudemire's cheeks flushed with so much embarrassment - if there was anything that could make the little overlord so nervous, it was only length and size.

Back in the frontcourt, Li Guanyu immediately made a strange disguise outside the three-point line. After about five or six seconds, the whole person suddenly turned in a gyroscopic spiral, and threw the basketball to the basket in the process of spinning.

Bang!

A black shadow sprang out from the bottom line of the basket, pouring the basketball into the basket - boom!

“d-www.xstxt.organ！” Paris Hilton immediately stood up and cheered for Dwyanwade at the moment, and suddenly Dwyanwade was on his toes, and his followers immediately showed the expression of "Master, we are convinced" one by one.

But, it's a pity. Paris Hilton's cry out to him was not out of admiration and affection for him. Her goal is still Li Guanyu, but she has changed her tactics - she doesn't want to attack directly like Kim Kardashian, she wants to play some tactics - to clear her teammates, attack in a roundabout way, and knock on the side is the king.

While Dwyanwade was triumphant, Paris Hilton's words made him even more fluttering—"Dwyan, tonight, I want to treat you to a meal, would you like to appreciate your face?" ”

"Of course I do, I really do." Dwyanwade suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and replied very gentlemanly.

At this moment, the believers are convinced-Dwyane is the hidden top [***]oss! Even Paris Hilton can make him fall under the basketball pants, tsk, I have to be convinced!

(To be continued)